{
    "set": "Set",
    "weapon": "Weapon",
    "weaponBase0Text": "No Weapon",
    "weaponBase0Notes": "No Weapon.",
    "weaponWarrior0Text": "Saber o' Trainin'",
    "weaponWarrior0Notes": "Practice weapon. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWarrior1Text": "Saber",
    "weaponWarrior1Notes": "Common soldier's blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior2Text": "Axe",
    "weaponWarrior2Notes": "Double-bitted battle-axe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>",
    "weaponWarrior3Text": "Morning Star",
    "weaponWarrior3Notes": "Heavy club wit' brutal spikes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior4Text": "Sapphire Blade",
    "weaponWarrior4Notes": "Sword whose edge bites like th' north wind. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior5Text": "Ruby Sword",
    "weaponWarrior5Notes": "Weapon whose forge-glow ne'er fades. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior6Text": "Golden Sword",
    "weaponWarrior6Notes": "Bane 'o creatures 'o darkness. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue0Text": "Dagger",
    "weaponRogue0Notes": "A scallywag's most basic weapon. It don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponRogue1Text": "Short Sword",
    "weaponRogue1Notes": "Light, concealable blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue2Text": "Scimitar",
    "weaponRogue2Notes": "Slashin' sword, swift t' deliver a killin' blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue3Text": "Kukri",
    "weaponRogue3Notes": "Distinctive bush knife, both survival device 'n weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue4Text": "Nunchaku",
    "weaponRogue4Notes": "Heavy batons whirled 'bout on a length 'o chain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue5Text": "Ninja-to",
    "weaponRogue5Notes": "Sleek 'n deadly as th' ninja themselves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue6Text": "Hook Sword",
    "weaponRogue6Notes": "Complex weapon adept at ensnarin' 'n disarmin' opponents. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWizard0Text": "Apprentice Staff",
    "weaponWizard0Notes": "Practice staff. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponWizard1Text": "Wooden Staff",
    "weaponWizard1Notes": "Basic implement 'o carven wood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard2Text": "Jeweled Staff",
    "weaponWizard2Notes": "Focuses power through a precious stone. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard3Text": "Iron Staff",
    "weaponWizard3Notes": "Plated in metal t' channel heat, cold, 'n lightnin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard4Text": "Brass Staff",
    "weaponWizard4Notes": "As powerful as it be heavy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard5Text": "Archmage Staff",
    "weaponWizard5Notes": "Assists in weavin' th' most complex 'o spells. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard6Text": "Golden Staff",
    "weaponWizard6Notes": "Fashioned 'o orichalcum, th' alchemic gold, mighty 'n rare. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponHealer0Text": "Novice Rod",
    "weaponHealer0Notes": "Fer docs in learnin'. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponHealer1Text": "Acolyte Rod",
    "weaponHealer1Notes": "Crafted durin' a doc's initiation. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer2Text": "Quartz Rod",
    "weaponHealer2Notes": "Topped wit' a gem bearin' curative properties. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer3Text": "Amethyst Rod",
    "weaponHealer3Notes": "Purifies poison at a touch. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer4Text": "Physician Rod",
    "weaponHealer4Notes": "As much a badge 'o office as a healin' device. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer5Text": "Royal Scepter",
    "weaponHealer5Notes": "Fit to grace th' hand 'o a monarch, or 'o one who stands at a monarch's right hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer6Text": "Golden Scepter",
    "weaponHealer6Notes": "Soothes th' pain 'o all who look upon it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecial0Text": "Dark Souls Blade",
    "weaponSpecial0Notes": "Feasts upon foes' life essence to power its wicked strokes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecial1Text": "Crystal Blade",
    "weaponSpecial1Notes": "Its glitterin' facets be tellin' th' tale 'o a pirate. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecial2Text": "Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon",
    "weaponSpecial2Notes": "Feel th' potency 'o th' dragon surge from within! Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecial3Text": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "weaponSpecial3Notes": "Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalText": "Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalNotes": "'tis champion slew a critical Github foe whar many warriors fell. Fashioned from th' bones 'o Bug, 'tis hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText": "Trident o' Crashin' Tides",
    "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes": "Gives ye th' ability t' command fish, an' also deliver some mighty stabs t' yer tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Spear",
    "weaponSpecialYetiNotes": "This spear allows its user t' command any yeti. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Pole",
    "weaponSpecialSkiNotes": "A weapon capable o' destroying hordes o' enemies! It also helps th' user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Staff",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes": "A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "This wand sparkles wi' unlimited healin' power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Carrot Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Only th' most powerful rodents can brave their hunger t' wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerText": "Lovely Bone",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "FETCH! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! Ye be makin' those Dailies walk th' plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Seafarin' Slicer",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "There isn't a task in any T'-Do list willin' t' tangle wi' this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp Catcher",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This trident is used t' spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvestin'! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerText": "Wand of the Shallows",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This wand, made o' aquamarine an' live coral, be mighty attractive t' schools o' fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorText": "Grabby Claw o' Science",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "This grabby claw is at th' very cuttin' edge o' technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageText": "Magic Broom",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageNotes": "This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerText": "Scarab Wand",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes": "The scarab on this wand protects an' heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely jus' picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Sword",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but ye be up fer th' challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Winter-lit Staff",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Th' light o' this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Scepter",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This scepter warms sore muscles an' soothes away stress. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Exploding Squeak",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool ye - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Bone Club",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "It be a real bone club for real fierce doggies an' be definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave ye because who's a good doggy? Whoooo be a good doggy?? It's ye!!! Ye be a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Conjure yerself a carrot with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Cat Rattle",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "When ye wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Firing Coral",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sun Swordfish",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power be glimmerin' in th' jewels o' this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Wand o' th' Waves",
    "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Cures seasickness an' sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Ax",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fearsome To-Dos cower like the yellow-bellied saps they be, before the flappin' of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Wooden Plank",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Handy for elevatin' things in cornfields and/or smackin' tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015MageText": "Enchanted Thread",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "A mighty powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even layin' a hand on it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Swamp-Slime Potion",
    "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "Brewed to perfection! Now ye jus' have ti convince yerself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Mug",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Warmin' drink, or boilin' projectile? Ye decide... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sturdy Shovel",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Shovel overdue tasks out of the way! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Sorcerous Snowboard",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Your moves are so sick, they must be magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Confetti Cannon",
    "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HAPPY WINTER WONDERLAND!!!!!!!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Fire Bolas",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Mallet",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "No one has as many friends as the mouse with tender cheeses. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Staff of Bells",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Abra-cat-abra! So dazzling, you might mesmerize yourself! Ooh... it jingles... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Spring Flower Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "With a wave and a wink, you bring the fields and forests into bloom! Or bop troublesome mice on the head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponMystery201411Text": "Pitchfork o' Feasting",
    "weaponMystery201411Notes": "Stab yer enemies or dig in to yer favorite vittles - this here versatile pitchfork does it all! It don't benefit ye.\nNovember 2014 Subscriberrr Item",
    "weaponMystery201502Text": "Shimmery Winged Staff of Love and Also Truth",
    "weaponMystery201502Notes": "Fer WINGS! Fer LOVE! Fer ALSO TRUTH! Don't benefit ye. February 2015 Subscriberrr Item",
    "weaponMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Lance",
    "weaponMystery201505Notes": "This green an' silver lance has unseated many an opponent from their mounts. Don't benefit ye. May 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "weaponMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Cane",
    "weaponMystery301404Notes": "Excellent fer struttin' about town. March 3015 Subscriberrr Item. Don't benefit ye.",
    "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowText": "Basic Crossbow",
    "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes": "This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreText": "Soothin' Lunar Sceptre",
    "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes": "The healing power of this wand waxes an' wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "weaponArmoireRancherLassoText": "Rancher Lasso",
    "weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes": "Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordText": "Mythmaker Sword",
    "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes": "Though humble it may seem, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireIronCrookText": "Iron Crook",
    "weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook be good at herdin' sheep. Increases Perception an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffText": "Gold Wing Staff",
    "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes": "The wings on this staff constantly flutter an' twist. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireBatWandText": "Bat Wand",
    "weaponArmoireBatWandNotes": "This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about and watch them fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookText": "Shepherd's Crook",
    "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes": "Useful for herdin' gryphons. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffText": "Crystal Crescent Staff",
    "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes": "Summon th' power of th' crescent moon with this shinin' staff! Increases Intelligence an' Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowText": "Blue Longbow",
    "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes": "Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearText": "Glowing Spear",
    "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes": "This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so you can attack them. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelText": "Barrister Gavel",
    "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelNotes": "Order! Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireJesterBatonText": "Jester Baton",
    "weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes": "With a wave of your baton and some witty repartee, even the most complicated situations become clear. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxText": "Mining Pickax",
    "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes": "Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowText": "Basic Longbow",
    "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowNotes": "A serviceable hand-me-down bow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText": "Habitican Diploma",
    "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes": "A certificate of significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "weaponArmoireSandySpadeText": "Sandy Spade",
    "weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes": "A tool for digging, as well as flicking sand into the eyes of enemy monsters. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "armor": "armor",
    "armorBase0Text": "Plain Slops",
    "armorBase0Notes": "Ordinary slops. Don't benefit ye.",
    "armorWarrior1Text": "Leather Armor",
    "armorWarrior1Notes": "Jerkin 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior2Text": "Chain Mail",
    "armorWarrior2Notes": "Armor 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior3Text": "Plate Armor",
    "armorWarrior3Notes": "Suit 'o all-encasin' steel, th' pride 'o knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior4Text": "Red Armor",
    "armorWarrior4Notes": "Heavy plate glowin' wit' defensive enchantments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior5Text": "Golden Armor",
    "armorWarrior5Notes": "Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorRogue1Text": "Oiled Leather",
    "armorRogue1Notes": "Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue2Text": "Black Leather",
    "armorRogue2Notes": "Colored wit' dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue3Text": "Camouflage Vest",
    "armorRogue3Notes": "Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue4Text": "Penumbral Armor",
    "armorRogue4Notes": "Wraps th' wearer in a veil 'o twilight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue5Text": "Umbral Armor",
    "armorRogue5Notes": "Allows stealth in th' open in broad daylight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorWizard1Text": "Magician Robe",
    "armorWizard1Notes": "Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard2Text": "Wizard Robe",
    "armorWizard2Notes": "Clothes fer a wanderin' wonder-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard3Text": "Robe o' Mysteries",
    "armorWizard3Notes": "Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard4Text": "Archmagician Robe",
    "armorWizard4Notes": "Spirits 'n elementals bow before it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Robe",
    "armorWizard5Notes": "Symbol 'o th' power behind th' throne. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorHealer1Text": "Acolyte Robe",
    "armorHealer1Notes": "Garment showin' humility 'n purpose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer2Text": "Medic Robe",
    "armorHealer2Notes": "Worn by them dedicated to tendin' th' wounded in battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer3Text": "Defender Mantle",
    "armorHealer3Notes": "Turns th' doc's own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer4Text": "Physician Mantle",
    "armorHealer4Notes": "Projects authority 'n dissipates curses. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer5Text": "Royal Mantle",
    "armorHealer5Notes": "Attire 'o them who have saved th' lives 'o kin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial0Text": "Shade Armor",
    "armorSpecial0Notes": "Screams when struck, fer it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial1Text": "Crystal Armor",
    "armorSpecial1Notes": "Its tireless power inures th' wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "armorSpecial2Text": "Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
    "armorSpecial2Notes": "Makes ye extra fluffy! Increases Constitution 'n Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorText": "Finned Oceanic Armor",
    "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes": "Although delicate, this armor makes yer skin as harmful t' th' touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "armorSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Robe",
    "armorSpecialYetiNotes": "Fuzzy an' fierce. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Parka",
    "armorSpecialSkiNotes": "Full o' secret daggers an' ski trail maps. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Robe",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Spun from sugar an' silk. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Robe",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "A robe t' keep ye warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayText": "Absurd Parrrty Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayNotes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Absurd Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. Don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Text": "Silly Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2015Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Silly Party Robes t' celebrate this wonderful day. Don't benefit ye.",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2016Text": "Ridiculous Party Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthday2016Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Ridiculous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Armor",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueText": "Sleek Cat Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Impeccably groomed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Soft as clover, strong as steel! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageText": "Rodentia Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Mice be nice! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerText": "Fuzzy Puppy Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Warm an' snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "These robes be very cozy, yarrrr! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Complete with buckle, as well as swash. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageText": "Emerald Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerText": "Seahealer Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Vivid. Velvet. Vampiric. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorText": "Lab-coat of Science",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Protects ye from mysterious potion spills. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallMageText": "Witchy Wizard Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallMageNotes": "This robe has plenty o' pockets t' hold extra helpin's o' eye o' newt an' tongue o' frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerText": "Gauzy Gear",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Charge into battle pre-bandaged! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "This armor be freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when ye uncover th' untold riches at th' center o' th' Icicle Drake hives. Not that ye be  lookin' for any such untold riches, because ye be truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Cozy an' warm, straight from th' oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Boreal Robe",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Ye can see th' glimmering lights o' th' north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Skating Outfit",
    "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "Ice-skating be very relaxing, but ye shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case ye get attacked by th' icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Squeaker Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Furry, soft, an' definitely not flammable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Only th' fiercest doggy be allowed t' be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Bunny Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Yer coattails match yer cottontail! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Catsuit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "This soft catsuit be comfortable, an' as comfortin' as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Ruby Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Golden Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power resides in the puffs o' these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Armor",
    "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "This armor lets everyone know that ye be an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag.  Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fly into bat-tle! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Armor",
    "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Despite bein' stuffed with straw, this armor be mighty cumbersome! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this armor be shimmerin' with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Potioner Robes",
    "armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "What? O'course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Armor",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? Ye'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Suit",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Parka",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Festive Fairy Cloak",
    "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts an' sprayin' everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Canine Camo Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "A clever pup knows to choose a brighter guise for concealment when everything is green and vibrant. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mighty Mail",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Though you be but little, you are fierce! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Brightly colored, so you won't be mistaken for a necromouser. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Fluffy Bunny Breeches",
    "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "Hippity hop! Bound from hill to hill, healing those in need. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "armorMystery201402Text": "Messenger Robes",
    "armorMystery201402Notes": "Shimmering an' strong, these robes have many pockets t' carry letters. Don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Armor",
    "armorMystery201403Notes": "This mossy armor o' woven wood bends wit' th' movement o' th' wearer. Don't benefit ye. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Heart",
    "armorMystery201405Notes": "Nothin' can hurt ye when ye be swathed in flames! Don't benefit ye. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201406Text": "Octopus Robe",
    "armorMystery201406Notes": "This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer t' slip through even th' tiniest cracks. Don't benefit ye. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Suit",
    "armorMystery201407Notes": "Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" an' \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit be th' best friend o' any intrepid undersea explorer. Don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201408Text": "Sun Robes",
    "armorMystery201408Notes": "These robes be woven with sunlight an' gold. Don't benefit ye. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201409Text": "Strider Vest",
    "armorMystery201409Notes": "A leaf-covered vest that camouflages th' wearer. Don't benefit ye. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201410Text": "Goblin Gear",
    "armorMystery201410Notes": "Scaly, slimy, an' strong! Don't benefit ye. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201412Text": "Penguin Suit",
    "armorMystery201412Notes": "Yer a penguin! Don't benefit ye. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201501Text": "Starry Armor",
    "armorMystery201501Notes": "Galaxies shimmer in th' metal o' this armor, strengthenin' th' wearer's resolve. Don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Armor",
    "armorMystery201503Notes": "This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, an' eternal productivity. Don't benefit ye. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Robe",
    "armorMystery201504Notes": "Ye'll be productive as a busy bee in this fetchin' robe! Don't benefit ye. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201506Text": "Snorkel Suit",
    "armorMystery201506Notes": "Snorkel through a coral reef in this brightly-colored swim suit! Don't benefit ye. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Costume",
    "armorMystery201508Notes": "Run fast as a flash in the fluffy Cheetah Costume! Don't benefit ye. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Costume",
    "armorMystery201509Notes": "This IS a costume, right? Confers no benefit. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201511Text": "Wooden Armor",
    "armorMystery201511Notes": "Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, tis surprisingly comfortable. Don't benefit ye. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201512Text": "Cold Fire Armor",
    "armorMystery201512Notes": "Summon th' icy flames of winter! Don't benefit ye. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201603Text": "Lucky Suit",
    "armorMystery201603Notes": "This suit is sewn from thousands of four-leafed clovers! Confers no benefit. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201604Text": "Armor o' Leaves",
    "armorMystery201604Notes": "You, too, can be a small but fearsome leaf puff. Confers no benefit. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Uniform",
    "armorMystery201605Notes": "Unlike the traditional bards who join adventuring parties, bards who join Habitican marching bands are known for grand parades, not dungeon raids. Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Suit",
    "armorMystery301404Notes": "Dapper an' dashing, wot! Don't benefit ye. February 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorArmoireLunarArmorText": "Soothin' Lunar Armor",
    "armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes": "The light o' th' moon will make ye strong an' savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorText": "Gladiator Armor",
    "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes": "T' be a gladiator ye must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireRancherRobesText": "Rancher Robes",
    "armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes": "Wrangle yer mounts an' round up yer pets while wearin' these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireGoldenTogaText": "Golden Toga",
    "armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes": "This glimmering toga only be worn by true heroes. Increases Strength an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText": "Horned Iron Armor",
    "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText": "Plague Doctor Overcoat",
    "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes": "An authentic overcoat worn by th' doctors who battl'd the Plague of Procrastination. Don't benefit ye. Enchanted Chest: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireShepherdRobesText": "Shepherd Robes",
    "armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes": "The fabric be cool and breathable, perfect for a hot day herding gryphons in the desert. Increases Strength an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireRoyalRobesText": "Royal Robes",
    "armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes": "Wonderful ruler, rule all day long! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesText": "Crystal Crescent Robes",
    "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes": "These magical robes are luminescent at night. Increases Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorText": "Dragon Tamer Armor",
    "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes": "This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireBarristerRobesText": "Barrister Robes",
    "armorArmoireBarristerRobesNotes": "Very serious and stately. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireJesterCostumeText": "Jester Costume",
    "armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes": "Tra-la-la! Despite the look of this costume, you are no fool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireMinerOverallsText": "Miner Overalls",
    "armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes": "They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorText": "Basic Archer Armor",
    "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes": "This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireGraduateRobeText": "Graduate Robe",
    "armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes": "Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitText": "Striped Swimsuit",
    "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes": "What could be more fun than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "headgear": "headgear",
    "headBase0Text": "No Helm",
    "headBase0Notes": "No headgear.",
    "headWarrior1Text": "Leather Helm",
    "headWarrior1Notes": "Cap 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior2Text": "Chain Coif",
    "headWarrior2Notes": "Hood 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior3Text": "Plate Helm",
    "headWarrior3Notes": "Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior4Text": "Red Helm",
    "headWarrior4Notes": "Set wit' rubies fer power, 'n glows when th' wearer be angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior5Text": "Golden Helm",
    "headWarrior5Notes": "Regal crown bound to shinin' armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headRogue1Text": "Leather Hood",
    "headRogue1Notes": "Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue2Text": "Black Leather Hood",
    "headRogue2Notes": "Useful fer both parryin' 'n sneakin' about. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue3Text": "Camouflage Hood",
    "headRogue3Notes": "Rugged, but don't be impedin' hearin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue4Text": "Penumbral Hood",
    "headRogue4Notes": "Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue5Text": "Umbral Hood",
    "headRogue5Notes": "Conceals even thoughts from them who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard1Text": "Magician Hat",
    "headWizard1Notes": "Simple, comfortable, 'n fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard2Text": "Cornuthaum",
    "headWizard2Notes": "Traditional headgear 'o th' itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard3Text": "Astrologer Hat",
    "headWizard3Notes": "Adorned wit' th' rin's 'o Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard4Text": "Archmage Hat",
    "headWizard4Notes": "Focuses th' mind fer intensive spellcastin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Hat",
    "headWizard5Notes": "Shows authority over fortune, th' seven seas, 'n lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headHealer1Text": "Quartz Circlet",
    "headHealer1Notes": "Jeweled headpiece, fer focus on th' task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer2Text": "Amethyst Circlet",
    "headHealer2Notes": "A taste 'o luxury fer a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer3Text": "Sapphire Circlet",
    "headHealer3Notes": "Shines to let sufferers be knowin' their salvation be at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer4Text": "Emerald Diadem",
    "headHealer4Notes": "Emits an aura 'o life 'n growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer5Text": "Royal Diadem",
    "headHealer5Notes": "Fer kin', queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial0Text": "Shade Helm",
    "headSpecial0Notes": "Blood 'n ash, lava 'n obsidian gift 'tis helm its imagery 'n power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial1Text": "Crystal Helm",
    "headSpecial1Notes": "Th' favored crown 'o them who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "headSpecial2Text": "Nameless Helm",
    "headSpecial2Notes": "A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' naught in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "headSpecialFireCoralCircletText": "Fire Coral Circlet",
    "headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes": "This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows ye t' breathe water an' dive fer treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialNyeText": "Absurd Parrrty Hat",
    "headSpecialNyeNotes": "Ye've received an Absurd Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringin' in th' New Year! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Helm",
    "headSpecialYetiNotes": "An adorably fearsome hat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Helm",
    "headSpecialSkiNotes": "Keeps th' wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Hat",
    "headSpecialCandycaneNotes": "This be th' most delicious hat in th' world. It  also be known to appear an' disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Crown",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Th' wearer o' this crown never be cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueText": "Stealthy Kitty Mask",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Nobody will EVER guess that ye be a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Helmet",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even th' mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Hat",
    "headSpecialSpringMageNotes": "This hat stores lots o' powerful magic! Try not t' nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerText": "Crown o' Friendship",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "This crown symbolizes loyalty an' companionship. A dog be an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Only th' most productive o' pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Bandana",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This soft, salty cloth fills its wearer with strength. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp-Wrapped Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerMageNotes": "What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Crown",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "Enables its wearer to heal damaged reefs. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Hood",
    "headSpecialFallRogueNotes": "A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorText": "Monster Scalp of Science",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Graft on this helm! It's only SLIGHTLY used. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallMageText": "Pointy Hat",
    "headSpecialFallMageNotes": "Magic be woven into every thread o' this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallHealerText": "Head Bandages",
    "headSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Highly sanitary an' very fashionable. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2014Text": "Silly Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2014Notes": "Ye've received a Silly Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringin' in the New Year! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Mask",
    "headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "Ye truly, definitely, absolutely be a genuine Icicle Drake. Ye not be infiltratin' th' Icicle Drake hives. Ye have no interest at all in th' hoards o' riches rumored t' lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Think, think, think as hard as ye can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Aurora Hat",
    "headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "Th' fabric o' this hat shifts an' glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Snuggly Earmuffs",
    "headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "These warm earmuffs keep out chills an' distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Fireproof Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Fire? HAH! Ye squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Beware th' Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughin'. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Stage Mage Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Which came first, th' bunny or th' hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Crown",
    "headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "Th' pearl at th' center o' this crown calms an' comforts those who be 'round it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Hat",
    "headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This pirate hat fell overboard an' has been decorated with scraps o' fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Jeweled Oceanic Helm",
    "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this helm be strong an' handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Scarf",
    "headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power shines in the threads o' this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Cap",
    "headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "With yer sailor's cap set firmly on yer head, ye can navigate even th' stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Wings",
    "headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Echolocate yer enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Hat",
    "headSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Hat of Frog",
    "headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This is an extremely serious hat that be worthy o' only th' most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialNye2015Text": "Ridiculous Party Hat",
    "headSpecialNye2015Notes": "You've received a Ridiculous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringin' in the New Year! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Th' protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Cap",
    "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... til it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Hood",
    "headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Keeps the snow out of your eyes while ye be casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Fairy Wing Helm",
    "headSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Thesewingsfluttersoquicklythattheyblur! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Good Doggy Mask",
    "headSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "Aww, what a cute puppy! Come here and let me pet your head. ...Hey, where did all my Gold go? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mouse Guard Helm",
    "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Never again shall you be bopped on the head! Let them try! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Hat",
    "headSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Apparel to set you above the mere alley-mages of the world. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Blossom Diadem",
    "headSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "It glints with the potential of new life ready to burst forth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Helm",
    "headSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration o' th' GaymerX Conference, this special helmet be decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGTBQ an' gaming an' be open t' everyone.",
    "headMystery201402Text": "Winged Helm",
    "headMystery201402Notes": "This winged circlet imbues the wearer with th' speed o' th' wind! Don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Mind",
    "headMystery201405Notes": "Burn away th' procrastination! Don't benefit ye. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201406Text": "Crown o' Tentacles",
    "headMystery201406Notes": "Th' tentacles o' this helm gather up magical energy from th' water. Don't benefit ye. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Helm",
    "headMystery201407Notes": "This helm makes it easy t' explore underwater! It sort o' makes ye look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201408Text": "Sun Crown",
    "headMystery201408Notes": "This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength o' will. Don't benefit ye. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201411Text": "Steel Helm o' Sporting",
    "headMystery201411Notes": "This be th' traditional helmet worn in th' beloved Habitican sport o' Balance Ball, which consists o' covering yerself with heavy protective gear an' then committin' t' a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Don't benefit ye. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201412Text": "Penguin Hat",
    "headMystery201412Notes": "Who be a penguin? Don't benefit ye. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201501Text": "Starry Helm",
    "headMystery201501Notes": "The constellations flicker an' swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Helm",
    "headMystery201505Notes": "Th' green plume on this iron helm waves proudly. Don't benefit ye. May 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Hat",
    "headMystery201508Notes": "This cozy cheetah hat is very fuzzy! Don't benefit ye. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Mask",
    "headMystery201509Notes": "This IS a mask, right? Don't benefit ye. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201511Text": "Log Crown",
    "headMystery201511Notes": "Count th' number of rings to learn how old be this crown. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201512Text": "Winter Flame",
    "headMystery201512Notes": "These flames burn cold with pure intellect. Don't benefit ye. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201601Text": "Helm of True Resolve",
    "headMystery201601Notes": "Stay resolute, brave champion! Confers no benefit. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Hood",
    "headMystery201602Notes": "Shield your identity from all your admirers. Confers no benefit. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201603Text": "Lucky Hat",
    "headMystery201603Notes": "This top hat is a magical good-luck charm. Confers no benefit. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201604Text": "Crown o' Flowers",
    "headMystery201604Notes": "These woven flowers make a surprisingly strong helm! Confers no benefit. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Hat",
    "headMystery201605Notes": "Seventy-six dragons led the big parade, with a hundred and ten gryphons close at hand! Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
    "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat fer th' finest o' gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Don't benefit ye.",
    "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
    "headMystery301405Notes": "A basic top hat, just beggin' t' be paired with some fancy head accessories. Don't benefit ye. May 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headArmoireLunarCrownText": "Soothin' Lunar Crown",
    "headArmoireLunarCrownNotes": "This crown strengthens health an' sharpens senses, especially when th' moon ne full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireRedHairbowText": "Red Hairbow",
    "headArmoireRedHairbowNotes": "Become strong, tough, an' smart while wearin' this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatText": "Violet Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, givin' it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireGladiatorHelmText": "Gladiator Helm",
    "headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes": "To be a gladiator ye must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireRancherHatText": "Rancher Hat",
    "headArmoireRancherHatNotes": "Round up yer pets and wrangle yer mounts while wearin' this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireBlueHairbowText": "Blue Hairbow",
    "headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, tough, an' smart while wearin' this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireRoyalCrownText": "Royal Crown",
    "headArmoireRoyalCrownNotes": "Ahoy for th' ruler, mighty and strong! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsText": "Golden Laurels",
    "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes": "These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireHornedIronHelmText": "Horned Iron Helm",
    "headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
    "headArmoireYellowHairbowText": "Yellow Hairbow",
    "headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, an' Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireRedFloppyHatText": "Red Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, givin' it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText": "Plague Doctor Hat",
    "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes": "An authentic hat worn by th' doctors who battle th' Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBlackCatText": "Black Cat Hat",
    "headArmoireBlackCatNotes": "This black hat be... purring. An' twitching its tail. And breathing? Aye, ye jus' have a cat sleepin' on your head. Increases Intelligence an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireOrangeCatText": "Orange Cat Hat",
    "headArmoireOrangeCatNotes": "This orange hat be... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Aye, ye jus' have a cat slumberin' on your head. Increases Strength an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatText": "Blue Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a brilliant blue color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressText": "Shepherd Headdress",
    "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes": "Sometimes th' gryphons that you herd like to chew on this headdress, but it makes ye seem more intelligent nonetheless. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatText": "Crystal Crescent Hat",
    "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes": "Th' design on th' hat be waxin' and wanin' wit' each phase of th' moon. Increases Intelligence an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Chest: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmText": "Dragon Tamer Helm",
    "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes": "Ye be lookin' exactly like a dragon. Th' perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Chest: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBarristerWigText": "Barrister Wig",
    "headArmoireBarristerWigNotes": "This bouncy wig is enough to frighten away even the fiercest foe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireJesterCapText": "Jester Cap",
    "headArmoireJesterCapNotes": "The bells on this hat might distract your opponents, but they just help you focus. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireMinerHelmetText": "Miner Helmet",
    "headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes": "Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
    "headArmoireBasicArcherCapText": "Basic Archer Cap",
    "headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes": "No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGraduateCapText": "Graduate Cap",
    "headArmoireGraduateCapNotes": "Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatText": "Green Floppy Hat",
    "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a gorgeous green color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "offhand": "shield-hand item",
    "shieldBase0Text": "No Shield-Hand Equipment",
    "shieldBase0Notes": "No shield or second weapon.",
    "shieldWarrior1Text": "Wooden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior1Notes": "Round shield 'o thick wood. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior2Text": "Buckler",
    "shieldWarrior2Notes": "Light 'n sturdy, lets ye parry with speed. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior3Text": "Reinforced Shield",
    "shieldWarrior3Notes": "Made 'o wood but bolstered wit' metal bands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior4Text": "Red Shield",
    "shieldWarrior4Notes": "Rebukes blows wit' a burst 'o flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior5Text": "Golden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior5Notes": "Shinin' badge 'o th' vanguard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer1Text": "Medic Buckler",
    "shieldHealer1Notes": "Easy t' disengage, freein' a hand fer bandagin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer2Text": "Kite Shield",
    "shieldHealer2Notes": "Tapered shield wit' th' symbol 'o healin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer3Text": "Protector Shield",
    "shieldHealer3Notes": "Traditional shield 'o defender knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer4Text": "Savior Shield",
    "shieldHealer4Notes": "Stops blows aimed at nearby innocents as well as them aimed at ye. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer5Text": "Royal Shield",
    "shieldHealer5Notes": "Bestowed upon those stout adventurers most dedicated t' defense o' th' ship. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecial0Text": "Tormented Skull",
    "shieldSpecial0Notes": "Sees beyond th' veil 'o Davy Jones', 'n displays what it finds thar fer enemies to fear. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "shieldSpecial1Text": "Crystal Shield",
    "shieldSpecial1Notes": "Shatters arrows 'n deflects th' words 'o naysayers. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldText": "Moonpearl Shield",
    "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldNotes": "Designed fer fast swimming, an' also some defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightText": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightNotes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Constitution an' Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "shieldSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Shield",
    "shieldSpecialYetiNotes": "This shield reflects light from th' snow. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Every shield be  unique. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great fer scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Egg Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This shield never cracks, no matter how hard ye hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerText": "Squeaky Ball o' Ultimate Protection",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, drivin' enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! Ye'll make those Dailies walk th' plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Driftwood Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This shield, made from th' wood o' wrecked ships, can deter even th' stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerText": "Shield o' th' Shallows",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "No one will dare to attack th' coral reef when faced wi' this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.  Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorText": "Potent Potion o' Science",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Spills mysteriously on lab coats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerText": "Jeweled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes": "This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This seemingly-sugary shield actually be made o' nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothin' Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This shield deflects th' freezing wind. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Explodin' Squeak",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Dish Discus",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Hurl it at yer enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up wit' yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Patterned Pillow",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "Ye can rest yer head on this soft pillow, or ye can wrestle it with yer fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Firing Coral",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sunfish Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this shield shines like th' sand an' th' sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Strapping Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Use this shield t' bash away bilge rats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Ax",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fearsome To-Dos cower like the yellow-bellied saps they be, before the flappin' of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Birdseed Bag",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "It be true that yer s'pposed to be SCARIN' the crows, but there be nothin' wrong wit' makin' mates! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Stirrin' Stick",
    "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This stick c'n stir anythin' without meltin', dissolvin', or burstin' into flame! It c'n also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Mug",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Warmin' drink, or boilin' projectile? Ye decide... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Use this sled to block attacks, or ride 'er triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Pixie Present",
    "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Fire Bolas",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Wheel",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "You braved fiendish traps to procure this defense-boosting food. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Floral Buckler",
    "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "The April Fool claims this little shield will block Shiny Seeds. Don't believe him. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "shieldMystery201601Text": "Resolution Slayer",
    "shieldMystery201601Notes": "This blade can be used to parry away all distractions. Confers no benefit. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldMystery301405Text": "Clock Shield",
    "shieldMystery301405Notes": "Time be on yer side wit' this towering clock shield! Don't benefit ye. June 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldText": "Gladiator Shield",
    "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes": "T' be a gladiator ye must.... eh, whatever, just bash 'em wit' yer shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
    "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldText": "Midnight Shield",
    "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes": "Th' shield be most pow'rful at th' stroke of midnight! Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Chest: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneText": "Royal Cane",
    "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes": "Three cheers for th' ruler, what be worthy of song! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Chest: Royal Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldText": "Dragon Tamer Shield",
    "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes": "Distract enemies with yer dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Chest: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
    "shieldArmoireMysticLampText": "Mystic Lamp",
    "shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes": "Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText": "Bouquet o' Flowers",
    "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes": "Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "shieldArmoireSandyBucketText": "Sandy Bucket",
    "shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes": "Good for storing all that Gold that you'll earn from completing tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 3 of 3).",
    "back": "Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Notes": "No Back Accessory.",
    "backMystery201402Text": "Golden Wings",
    "backMystery201402Notes": "These shinin' wings have feathers that glitter in th' sun! Don't benefit ye. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Wings",
    "backMystery201404Notes": "Be a butterfly an' flutter by! Don't benefit ye. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201410Text": "Goblin Wings",
    "backMystery201410Notes": "Swoop through th' night on these strong wings. Don't benefit ye. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Wings",
    "backMystery201504Notes": "Buzz buzz buzz! Flit from task t' task. Don't benefit ye. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201507Text": "Rad Surfboard",
    "backMystery201507Notes": "Surf off th' Diligent Docks an' ride th' waves in Inkomplete Bay! Don't benefit ye. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201510Text": "Goblin Tail",
    "backMystery201510Notes": "Prehensile and powerful! Confers no benefit. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "backMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Cape",
    "backMystery201602Notes": "With a swish of your cape, your enemies fall before you! Confers no benefit. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "Swishes wit' strength an' beauty. Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Spun o' shadows an' whispers. Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "body": "Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Text": "No Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Notes": "No Body Accessory.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedText": "Ruby Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "An attractive ruby collar! Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldText": "Golden Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldNotes": "An attractive gold collar! Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Ebony Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "An attractive ebony collar! Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageText": "Shinin' Capelet",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageNotes": "Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Collar",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes": "A stylish collar o' live coral! Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Sash",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "Ye can't be a true Renegade without panache... an' a sash. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Oceanic Spikes",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Each spike drips jellyfish venom, defendin' th' wearer. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015MageText": "Golden Buckle",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "This buckle adds no power at all, but it be shiny. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Neckerchief",
    "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Yo ho ho? No, no, no! Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
    "headAccessory": "head accessory",
    "accessories": "Accessories",
    "animalEars": "Animal Ears",
    "headAccessoryBase0Text": "No Head Accessory",
    "headAccessoryBase0Notes": "No Head Accessory.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText": "Purple Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes": "These feline ears twitch t' detect incomin' threats. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText": "Green Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch o' a carrot. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText": "Blue Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes": "These round mouse ears be silky-soft. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText": "Yellow Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Floppy but cute. Wanna play? Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Yellow Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "These ears steel themselves against th' sound o' explosions. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Purple Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "They be purple. They be dog ears. Waste not yer time with further foolishness. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageText": "Blue Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician be revealin' secrets. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Green Kitty Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "These cute kitty ears will make others green wit' envy. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Green Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "With these, you can keep track of tricky Mages even if they turn invisible! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Red Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "To better hear your theme song across clamorous battlefields. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageText": "Yellow Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "These sharp ears can detect the minute hum of ambient Mana, or the muted footfalls of a Rogue. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Purple Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "They stand like flags above the fray, letting others know where to run for help. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessoryBearEarsText": "Bear Ears",
    "headAccessoryBearEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a brave bear! Confers no benefit.",
    "headAccessoryCactusEarsText": "Cactus Ears",
    "headAccessoryCactusEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a prickly cactus! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryFoxEarsText": "Fox Ears",
    "headAccessoryFoxEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a wily fox! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryLionEarsText": "Lion Ears",
    "headAccessoryLionEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a regal lion! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryPandaEarsText": "Panda Ears",
    "headAccessoryPandaEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a gentle panda! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryPigEarsText": "Pig Ears",
    "headAccessoryPigEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a whimsical pig! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryTigerEarsText": "Tiger Ears",
    "headAccessoryTigerEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a fierce tiger! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryWolfEarsText": "Wolf Ears",
    "headAccessoryWolfEarsNotes": "These ears make ye look like a loyal wolf! Don't benefit ye.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Notes": "These antlers shimmer wit' moss an' lichen. Don't benefit ye. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Antennae",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Notes": "These antennae help th' wearer sense dangerous distractions! Don't benefit ye. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Text": "Autumn Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Notes": "These powerful antlers change colors wit' th' leaves. Don't benefit ye. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Text": "Wings o' Thought",
    "headAccessoryMystery201502Notes": "Let yer imagination take flight! Don't benefit ye. February 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201510Text": "Goblin Horns",
    "headAccessoryMystery201510Notes": "These fearsome horns be a tad slimy. Confers no benefit. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Text": "Headwear Goggles",
    "headAccessoryMystery301405Notes": "\"Goggles be f'r yer eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody be wantin' goggles that ye can only wear on yer head,\" they said. Hah! Ye sure showed them! Don't benefit ye. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowText": "Comical Arrow",
    "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes": "This whimsical item doesn't provide a stat boost, but it sure is good for a laugh! Confers no benefit. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
    "eyewear": "Eyewear",
    "eyewearBase0Text": "No Eyewear",
    "eyewearBase0Notes": "No Eyewear.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameText": "Black Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a black frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameText": "Blue Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a blue frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameText": "Green Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a green frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameText": "Pink Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a pink frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameText": "Red Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a red frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameText": "White Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a white frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameText": "Yellow Standard Eyeglasses",
    "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a yellow frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueText": "Roguish Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "It don't take a scallywag t' see how stylish this be! Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Dashin' Eyepatch",
    "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "It don't take a rapscallion t' see how stylish this be! Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "What a powerful face accessory! Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Mask",
    "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Yer motives definitely be legitimate. Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Eyewear",
    "eyewearMystery201503Notes": "Don't get poked in th' eye by these shimmering gems! Don't benefit ye. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201506Text": "Neon Snorkel",
    "eyewearMystery201506Notes": "This neon snorkel lets its wearer see underwater. Don't benefit ye. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery201507Text": "Rad Sunglasses",
    "eyewearMystery201507Notes": "These sunglasses let ye stay cool even when th' weather be hot. Don't benefit ye. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301404Text": "Eyewear Goggles",
    "eyewearMystery301404Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a pair o' goggles - except, perhaps, fer a monocle. Don't benefit ye. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearMystery301405Text": "Monocle",
    "eyewearMystery301405Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, fer a pair o' goggles. Don't benefit ye. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
    "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText": "Plague Doctor Mask",
    "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes": "An authentic mask worn by th' doctors who battl'd the Plague of Procrastination. Confers no benefit. Enchanted Chest: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3)."
}