{
  "set": "Set",
  "equipmentType" : "Type",
  "klass": "Class",
  "groupBy": "Group By <%= type %>",
  "classBonus": "(This item matches your class, so it gets an additional 1.5 Stat multiplier.)",
  "classArmor": "Class Armor",
  "featuredset": "Featured Set: <%= name %>",
  "mysterySets": "Mystery Sets",
  "gearNotOwned": "You do not own this item.",
  "noGearItemsOfType": "You don't own any of these.",
  "gearItemsCompleted": "You own all <%= klass %> gear! New gear is released during the seasonal Galas.",
  "moreArmoireGearAvailable": "Until then, there's <%= armoireCount %> pieces of gear in the Enchanted Armoire to find!",
  "moreArmoireGearComing": "The Enchanted Armoire gets new stock every month too!",
  "classLockedItem": "This item is only available to a specific class. At level 10 or above, you can change your class under the User icon > Settings > Character Build!",
  "tierLockedItem": "This item is only available once you've purchased the previous items in sequence. Keep working your way up!",

  "sortByType": "Type",
  "sortByPrice": "Price",
  "sortByCon": "CON",
  "sortByPer": "PER",
  "sortByStr": "STR",
  "sortByInt": "INT",

  "weapon": "weapon",
  "weaponCapitalized" : "Main-Hand Item",

  "weaponBase0Text": "No Weapon",
  "weaponBase0Notes": "No Weapon.",

  "weaponWarrior0Text": "Training Sword",
  "weaponWarrior0Notes": "Practice weapon. Confers no benefit.",
  "weaponWarrior1Text": "Sword",
  "weaponWarrior1Notes": "Common soldier's blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponWarrior2Text": "Axe",
  "weaponWarrior2Notes": "Double-bitted chopping weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponWarrior3Text": "Morning Star",
  "weaponWarrior3Notes": "Heavy club with brutal spikes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponWarrior4Text": "Sapphire Blade",
  "weaponWarrior4Notes": "Sword whose edge bites like the north wind. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponWarrior5Text": "Ruby Sword",
  "weaponWarrior5Notes": "Weapon whose forge-glow never fades. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponWarrior6Text": "Golden Sword",
  "weaponWarrior6Notes": "Bane of creatures of darkness. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",

  "weaponRogue0Text": "Dagger",
  "weaponRogue0Notes": "A rogue's most basic weapon. Confers no benefit.",
  "weaponRogue1Text": "Short Sword",
  "weaponRogue1Notes": "Light, concealable blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponRogue2Text": "Scimitar",
  "weaponRogue2Notes": "Slashing sword, swift to deliver a killing blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponRogue3Text": "Kukri",
  "weaponRogue3Notes": "Distinctive bush knife, both survival tool and weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponRogue4Text": "Nunchaku",
  "weaponRogue4Notes": "Heavy batons whirled about on a length of chain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponRogue5Text": "Ninja-to",
  "weaponRogue5Notes": "Sleek and deadly as the ninja themselves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponRogue6Text": "Hook Sword",
  "weaponRogue6Notes": "Complex weapon adept at ensnaring and disarming opponents. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",

  "weaponWizard0Text": "Apprentice Staff",
  "weaponWizard0Notes": "Practice staff. Confers no benefit.",
  "weaponWizard1Text": "Wooden Staff",
  "weaponWizard1Notes": "Basic implement of carven wood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponWizard2Text": "Jeweled Staff",
  "weaponWizard2Notes": "Focuses power through a precious stone. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponWizard3Text": "Iron Staff",
  "weaponWizard3Notes": "Plated in metal to channel heat, cold, and lightning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponWizard4Text": "Brass Staff",
  "weaponWizard4Notes": "As powerful as it is heavy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponWizard5Text": "Archmage Staff",
  "weaponWizard5Notes": "Assists in weaving the most complex of spells. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponWizard6Text": "Golden Staff",
  "weaponWizard6Notes": "Fashioned of orichalcum, the alchemic gold, mighty and rare. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",

  "weaponHealer0Text": "Novice Rod",
  "weaponHealer0Notes": "For healers in training. Confers no benefit.",
  "weaponHealer1Text": "Acolyte Rod",
  "weaponHealer1Notes": "Crafted during a healer's initiation. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponHealer2Text": "Quartz Rod",
  "weaponHealer2Notes": "Topped with a gem bearing curative properties. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponHealer3Text": "Amethyst Rod",
  "weaponHealer3Notes": "Purifies poison at a touch. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponHealer4Text": "Physician Rod",
  "weaponHealer4Notes": "As much a badge of office as a healing tool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponHealer5Text": "Royal Scepter",
  "weaponHealer5Notes": "Fit to grace the hand of a monarch, or of one who stands at a monarch's right hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponHealer6Text": "Golden Scepter",
  "weaponHealer6Notes": "Soothes the pain of all who look upon it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",

  "weaponSpecial0Text": "Dark Souls Blade",
  "weaponSpecial0Notes": "Feasts upon foes' life essence to power its wicked strokes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponSpecial1Text": "Crystal Blade",
  "weaponSpecial1Notes": "Its glittering facets tell the tale of a hero. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "weaponSpecial2Text": "Stephen Weber's Shaft of the Dragon",
  "weaponSpecial2Notes": "Feel the potency of the dragon surge from within! Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecial3Text": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
  "weaponSpecial3Notes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecialCriticalText": "Critical Hammer of Bug-Crushing",
  "weaponSpecialCriticalNotes": "This champion slew a critical GitHub foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Sword",
  "weaponSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This sword was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText": "Trident of Crashing Tides",
  "weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes": "Gives you the ability to command fish, and also deliver some mighty stabs to your tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponSpecialTaskwoodsLanternText": "Taskwoods Lantern",
  "weaponSpecialTaskwoodsLanternNotes": "Given at the dawn of time to the guardian ghost of the Taskwood Orchards, this lantern can illuminate the deepest darkness and weave powerful spells. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecialBardInstrumentText": "Bardic Lute",
  "weaponSpecialBardInstrumentNotes": "Strum a merry tune on this magical lute! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecialLunarScytheText": "Lunar Scythe",
  "weaponSpecialLunarScytheNotes": "Wax this scythe regularly, or its power will wane. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "weaponSpecialMammothRiderSpearText": "Mammoth Rider Spear",
  "weaponSpecialMammothRiderSpearNotes": "This rose quartz-tipped spear will imbue you with ancient spell-casting power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponSpecialPageBannerText": "Page Banner",
  "weaponSpecialPageBannerNotes": "Wave your banner high to inspire confidence! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageText": "Roguish Rainbow Message",
  "weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes": "This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyText": "Skeleton Key",
  "weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyNotes": "All the best Sneakthieves carry a key that can open any lock! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarText": "Nomad's Scimitar",
  "weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarNotes": "The curved blade of this Scimitar is perfect for attacking Tasks from the back of a mount! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "weaponSpecialFencingFoilText": "Fencing Foil",
  "weaponSpecialFencingFoilNotes": "Should anyone dare to impugn your honor, you'll be ready with this fine foil! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponSpecialTachiText": "Tachi",
  "weaponSpecialTachiNotes": "This light and curved sword will shred your tasks to ribbons! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "weaponSpecialAetherCrystalsText": "Aether Crystals",
  "weaponSpecialAetherCrystalsNotes": "These bracers and crystals once belonged to the Lost Masterclasser herself. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "weaponSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Glaive",
  "weaponSpecialKS2019Notes": "Curved as a gryphon's beak and talons, this ornate polearm reminds you to power through when the task ahead feels daunting. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",

  "weaponSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Spear",
  "weaponSpecialYetiNotes": "This spear allows its user to command any yeti. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Pole",
  "weaponSpecialSkiNotes": "A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Staff",
  "weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes": "A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "This wand sparkles with unlimited healing power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
  "weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Carrot Sword",
  "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpringHealerText": "Lovely Bone",
  "weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "FETCH! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
  "weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Seafaring Slicer",
  "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "There isn't a task in any To Do list willing to tangle with this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp Catcher",
  "weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This trident is used to spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvesting! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummerHealerText": "Wand of the Shallows",
  "weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This wand, made of aquamarine and live coral, is very attractive to schools of fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
  "weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFallWarriorText": "Grabby Claw of Science",
  "weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "This grabby claw is at the very cutting edge of technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFallMageText": "Magic Broom",
  "weaponSpecialFallMageNotes": "This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFallHealerText": "Scarab Wand",
  "weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes": "The scarab on this wand protects and heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Ice Spike",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Sword",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but you're up for the challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Winter-lit Staff",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "The light of this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Scepter",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This scepter warms sore muscles and soothes away stress. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Exploding Squeak",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Bone Club",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "It is a real bone club for real fierce doggies and is definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave you because who's a good doggy? Whoooo's a good doggy?? It's you!!! You're a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Conjure up a carrot for yourself with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Cat Rattle",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "When you wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Firing Coral",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This relative of fire coral has the ability to propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sun Swordfish",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power glimmers in the jewels of this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Wand of the Waves",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Cures seasickness and sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Ax",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fearsome To Do's cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Wooden Plank",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Great for elevating things in cornfields and/or smacking tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015MageText": "Enchanted Thread",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "A powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even touching it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Swamp-Slime Potion",
  "weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "Brewed to perfection! Now you just have to convince yourself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Mug",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "Warming drink, or boiling projectile? You decide... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sturdy Shovel",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Shovel overdue tasks out of the way! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Sorcerous Snowboard",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Your moves are so sick, they must be magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Confetti Cannon",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HAPPY WINTER WONDERLAND!!!!!!!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Fire Bolas",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Mallet",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "No one has as many friends as the mouse with tender cheeses. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Staff of Bells",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Abra-cat-abra! So dazzling, you might mesmerize yourself! Ooh... it jingles... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Spring Flower Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "With a wave and a wink, you bring the fields and forests into bloom! Or bop troublesome mice on the head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Electric Rod",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Hooked Sword",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite those tough tasks with this hooked sword! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Seafoam Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "All the power of the seas filters through this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Healing Trident",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "One spike harms, the other heals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Spiderbite Dagger",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "Feel the sting of the spider's bite! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Attacking Roots",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Attack your tasks with these twisting roots! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016MageText": "Ominous Orb",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "Don't ask this orb to tell your future... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Venomous Serpent",
  "weaponSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "One bite harms, and another bite heals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Ice Axe",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Stick of Might",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Conquer your goals by whacking them with this mighty stick! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Winter Wolf Crystal Staff",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "The glowing blue crystal set in the end of this staff is called the Winter Wolf's Eye! It channels magic from snow and ice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sugar-Spun Wand",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "This wand can reach into your dreams and bring you visions of dancing sugarplums. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Karrotana",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Feathery Whip",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "This mighty whip will tame the unruliest task. But.. It's also… So FUN AND DISTRACTING!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Magic Fetching Stick",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "When you're not crafting spells with it, you can throw it and then bring it back! What fun!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Egg Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "The true magic of this wand is the secret of new life inside the colorful shell. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Fins",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "The edges of these fins are razor-sharp. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Mightiest Beach Umbrella",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "All fear it. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Whips",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "Summon up magical whips of boiling water to smite your tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Pearl Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "A single touch from this pearl-tipped wand soothes away all wounds. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Candied Apple Mace",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Defeat your foes with sweetness! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Lance",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "All your foes will cower before this tasty-looking lance, regardless of whether they're ghosts, monsters, or red To Do's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017MageText": "Spooky Staff",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "The eyes of the glowing skull on this staff radiate magic and mystery. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Creepy Candelabra",
  "weaponSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "This light dispels fear and lets others know you're here to help. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Peppermint Hook",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Holiday Bow Hammer",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "The sparkly appearance of this bright weapon will dazzle your enemies as you swing it! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Holiday Confetti",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "Magic--and glitter--is in the air! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Wand",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "This mistletoe ball is sure to enchant and delight passersby! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Buoyant Bullrush",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "What might appear to be cute cattails are actually quite effective weapons in the right wings. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Axe of Daybreak",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "Made of bright gold, this axe is mighty enough to attack the reddest task! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Stave",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "This magic flower never wilts! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Rod",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "The stones in this staff will focus your power when you cast healing spells! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Fishing Rod",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "This lightweight, practically unbreakable rod and reel can be dual-wielded to maximize your DPS (Dragonfish Per Summer). Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Fish Spear",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Mighty enough for battle, elegant enough for ceremony, this exquisitely crafted spear shows you will protect your home surf no matter what! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Fin Rays",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Underwater, magic based on fire, ice, or electricity can prove hazardous to the Mage wielding it. Conjuring poisonous spines, however, works brilliantly! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Trident",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "With a benevolent gesture, you command healing water to flow through your dominions in waves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Vial of Clarity",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "When you need to come back to your senses, when you need a little boost to make the right decision, take a deep breath and a sip. It'll be OK! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Whip of Minos",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Not quite long enough to unwind behind you for keeping your bearings in a maze. Well, maybe a very small maze. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018MageText": "Staff of Sweetness",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "This is no ordinary lollipop! The glowing orb of magic sugar atop this staff has the power to make good habits stick to you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Starving Staff",
  "weaponSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "Just keep this staff fed, and it will bestow Blessings. If you forget to feed it, keep your fingers out of reach. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Bouquet",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "Use this festive bouquet to further camouflage yourself, or generously gift it to brighten a friend's day! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Snowflake Halberd",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "This snowflake was grown, ice crystal by ice crystal, into a diamond-hard blade! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Fiery Dragon Staff",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "Watch out! This explosive staff is ready to help you take on all comers. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Wand of Winter",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Winter can be a time of rest and healing, and so this wand of winter magic can help to soothe the most grievous hurts. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Lightning Bolt",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "These weapons contain the power of the sky and rain. We recommend that you not use them while immersed in water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Stem Sword",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Bad habits cower before this verdant blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Amber Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "There's a mosquito embedded in the stone at the end of this staff! May or may not include Dino DNA. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Spring Song",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Your song of flowers and rain will soothe the spirits of all who hear. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Antiquated Anchor",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This ancient and formidable weapon will help you win any undersea battle. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Red Coral",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Now you're fighting with fractals! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Brilliant Bloom",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Fruit of your labors, first picked from the pool, this little treasure empowers and inspires. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Bubble Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "The bubbles from this wand capture healing energy and ancient oceanic magic. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Music Stand",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "Whether you're conducting the orchestra or singing an aria, this helpful device keeps your hands free for dramatic gestures! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Talon Trident",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "Prepare to rend your foes with the talons of a raven! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019MageText": "One-Eyed Staff",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Be it forging thunderbolts, raising fortifications, or simply striking terror into the hearts of mortals, this staff lends the power of giants to work wonders. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Fearsome Phylactery",
  "weaponSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "This phylactery can call on the spirits of tasks long slain and use their healing power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Lantern Rod",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "Darkness is a Rogue's element. Who better, then, to light the way in the darkest time of year? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Pointy Conifer Cone",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "Back, squirrels! You will take no piece of this! ...But if you all want to hang out and have cocoa, that's cool. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Rippling Sound Waves",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "With practice, you can project this aural magic at any desired frequency: a meditative hum, a festive chime, or a RED TASK OVERDUE ALARM. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Clove Scepter",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Wave it about, and its aroma will summon your friends and helpers to begin cooking and baking! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Lazurite Blade",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "You'll strike so fast it'll look even MORE blue! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Sharpened Wing",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Fight or flight, this wing will serve you well! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Raindrops",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "They keep falling on your head! But you'll never stop them by complaining. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Sword-Lily Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "An iris is beautiful, but the leaves are like swords... don't be deceived by the flowers, this staff is tough as steel! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Fang Blade",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "Your enemies don't see you coming, but your Fangs are inescapable! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Fish Hook",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "If your foes mock your choice of weapon, don't take the bait. This wicked hook is the reel deal! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Mighty Oar",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Steer your way through the most treacherous seas and turbulent battles. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Frosted Glass Rod",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "As the currents wear away sharp edges, so shall your magic soften your friends' pain. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Sharp Katar",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Pierce your foe with one sharp strike! Even the thickest armor will give way to your blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Spectre's Sword",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "This sword went into the afterlife with a powerful Warrior, and returns for you to wield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020MageText": "Three Visions",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "If aught should escape your mage sight, the brilliant crystals atop this staff shall illuminate what you overlooked. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Cocoon Cane",
  "weaponSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Now that your transformation is complete, this remnant of your life as a pupa now serves as the divining rod with which you measure destinies. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Holly Berry Flail",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "Both disguise and weapon, this holly flail will help you handle the toughest tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Mighty Fishing Rod",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "You can reel in the big one using this! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Magical Moon Phaser",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "This mighty weapon is definitely more than a phase. Channel your energy, focus on the flow of a month, and study time and space. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Flake-Flanged Rod",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "Conduct your battles with a flourish and a flurry! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2020Text": "Extravagant Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2020Notes": "You've received an Extravagant Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flower Bloom",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "You know what's better than dual-wielding flowers? QUADRUPLE wielding flowers! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Hammer of the Sun",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Harness the power of the sun against your enemies, and let the sunstone bring you luck! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021MageText": "Swan Plume",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Throw, beat, treadle, rest! Swish this magnificent feather in time to conduct the music of your magic. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Willow Branch",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "The bark and leaves of this fresh cutting are known for their ability to relieve pain. Or you can plant it and watch it grow! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2021RogueText": "Anemone Tentacles",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021RogueNotes": "Any predatory monster that dares approach will feel the sting of your protective friends! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021WarriorText": "Watery Blade",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021WarriorNotes": "This shimmering blade may flow like water, but it can cut to the heart of the trickiest problems! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021MageText": "Nautiloid Cane",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021MageNotes": "Whether your magical ambitions run twenty thousand leagues deep, or if you intend only to dip in the shallows of the art, this shining implement will serve you well! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021HealerText": "Staff of Corn",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2021HealerNotes": "Not to get corny, but this staff is a lifesaver. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",


  "weaponSpecialFall2021RogueText": "Dripping Goo",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021RogueNotes": "What on Earth did you get into? When people say Rogues have sticky fingers, this is not what they mean! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021WarriorText": "Horse Rider's Axe",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021WarriorNotes": "This stylized, single-bladed axe is ideal for chopping... pumpkins! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021MageText": "Staff of Pure Thought",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021MageNotes": "Knowledge seeks knowledge. Formed of memories and desires, this fearsome hand grasps for more. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021HealerText": "Summoning Wand",
  "weaponSpecialFall2021HealerNotes": "Use this wand to summon healing flames and a ghostly creature to help you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2022RogueText": "Shooting Star Firework",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022RogueNotes": "Silver and gold are beloved of Rogues, right? These are totally on theme. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022WarriorText": "Candy Cane Sword",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022WarriorNotes": "How many licks does it take to sharpen this candy cane into the perfect sword? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022MageText": "Pomegranate Staff",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022MageNotes": "The berries on this staff contain an ancient magic to be wielded in winter. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022HealerText": "Crystalline Ice Wand",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2022HealerNotes": "Touch this solid-water implement to a friend's neck and they'll jump out of their chair! But they'll feel better afterward. Hopefully. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2022RogueText": "Crab Claw",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022RogueNotes": "If you're in a pinch, don't hesitate to show these fearsome claws! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022WarriorText": "Whirling Cyclone",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022WarriorNotes": "It spins! It redirects! And it brings the storm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022MageText": "Manta Ray Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022MageNotes": "Magically clear the waters ahead of you with one swirl of this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022HealerText": "Beneficial Bubbles",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2022HealerNotes": "These bubbles release healing magic into the water with a satisfying pop! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2021Text": "Preposterous Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2021Notes": "You've received a Preposterous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",

  "headSpecialNye2022Text": "Fabulous Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2022Notes": "You've received a Fabulous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2022RogueText": "Giant Earring Stud",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022RogueNotes": "A shiny! It’s so shiny and gleaming and pretty and nice and all yours! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022WarriorText": "Inside-Out Umbrella",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022WarriorNotes": "Yikes! Guess that wind was a little stronger than you thought, huh? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022MageText": "Forsythia Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022MageNotes": "These bright yellow bells are ready to channel your powerful springtime magic. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022HealerText": "Peridot Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2022HealerNotes": "Use this wand to tap into peridot’s healing properties, whether it be to bring calm, positivity, or kindheartedness. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2022RogueText": "Cucumber Blade",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022RogueNotes": "Not only can you defend yourself with this cucumber, it also makes for a tasty meal. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022WarriorText": "Orcish Ripsword",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022WarriorNotes": "Maybe more suited for cutting logs or crusty loaves of bread than enemy armor, but RAWR! It sure looks fearsome! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022MageText": "Wind Blasts",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022MageNotes": "These mighty gusts remain in your wake as you take off toward the skies. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022HealerText": "Right Peeker Eye",
  "weaponSpecialFall2022HealerNotes": "To claim victory, hold it forth and utter the words of command: 'Eye One!' Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2023RogueText": "Green Satin Sash",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023RogueNotes": "Legends tell of Rogues who snare their opponents' weapons, disarm them, then gift the item back just to be cute. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023WarriorText": "Tusk Spear",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023WarriorNotes": "The two prongs of this spear are shaped like walrus tusks but are twice as powerful. Jab at doubts and at silly poems until they back off! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023MageText": "Foxfire",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023MageNotes": "Neither fox nor fire, but plenty festive! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023HealerText": "Throwing Wreath",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2023HealerNotes": "Watch this festive, prickly wreath spin through the air toward your enemy or obstacles and return to you like a boomerang for another throw. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2023RogueText": "Nibbled Leaf",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023RogueNotes": "Slash! Swat! Snack! Get strong and ready for your coming metamorphosis. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023WarriorText": "Hummingbird Foil",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023WarriorNotes": "En garde! Fend off foes from your flowers with this foil! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023MageText": "Moonstone Magic",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023MageNotes": "The greater their glow, the more potent is their power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023HealerText": "Lilium Pollen",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2023HealerNotes": "With a puff and a sparkle, you deploy new growth, joy, and color. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2023RogueText": "Guppy Fan",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023RogueNotes": "No gup, these things are tricky to learn. But impressive when you do! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023WarriorText": "Water Elemental Sword",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023WarriorNotes": "Summon powerful sprays of water to clear your path of obstacles. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023MageText": "Fish",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023MageNotes": "These friendly fish will stay by your side as the best accountability buddies in the ocean. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023HealerText": "Swaying Kelp",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2023HealerNotes": "They may look frondly, but they get quite grumpy if you call them 'plants'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2023RogueText": "Soupernatural Spoon",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023RogueNotes": "It takes an exceptionally strong stirrer to cook up bubbles and toiling troubles. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023WarriorText": "Tasty Popcorn",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023WarriorNotes": "The most terrifying thing of all is the thought of a scary movie night with no snacks! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023MageText": "Shining Staff",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023MageNotes": "With a crystal at its core, this shining staff makes magic emerge from the mundane. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023HealerText": "Log Great Hammer",
  "weaponSpecialFall2023HealerNotes": "With slow, heavy attacks, this gnarled hammer deals out healing blows instead of damage. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2024RogueText": "Snowy Owl Bracer",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024RogueNotes": "You are equipped with a flurry of feathers and talons! Hoot! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024WarriorText": "Candy Club",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024WarriorNotes": "A fine weapon, so long as you can stop yourself from eating it. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024MageText": "Narwhal Wand",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024MageNotes": "Thanks to a generous, magical narwhal that sensed your great abilities, you have been gifted a tusk that lets you sense changes happening around you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024HealerText": "Torch",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2024HealerNotes": "Melt yourself out of this jam in no time! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2024RogueText": "Silver Blade",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024RogueNotes": "Challenges that are as hard as ice can be sliced into smaller pieces. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024WarriorText": "Fluorite Spear",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024WarriorNotes": "This colorful crystal will help concentrate all your energy into an attack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024MageText": "Hibiscus Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024MageNotes": "This swirling staff is full of floral flourishes. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024HealerText": "Bluebird Feather Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2024HealerNotes": "A wisp of happiness emerges at will to improve any mood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSummer2024RogueText": "Nudibranch Trident",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024RogueNotes": "Turn others’ sharp stings against them! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024WarriorText": "Whale Shark Tooth Slicer",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024WarriorNotes": "Some shed shark teeth transform this into a weapon able to deliver damage from any direction. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024MageText": "Sea Anemone Wand",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024MageNotes": "These terrific tentacles can distract, deflect, and direct magic all at once. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024HealerText": "Sea Snail Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSummer2024HealerNotes": "You’ll be amazed to discover out how hard the shell at the end of this staff is. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialFall2024WarriorText": "Sword of Flame",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024WarriorNotes": "Task obstacles are cut down immediately where they stand by this formidable weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024RogueText": "Ribbon Wand",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024RogueNotes": "Tasks will freeze in place due to the twists and turns of this mesmerizing weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024HealerText": "Space Scythe",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024HealerNotes": "Tasks that were once cosmically complicated are decimated by this striking blade. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024MageText": "Staff of the Underworld",
  "weaponSpecialFall2024MageNotes": "Task steps will instantly become simplified with one touch of this shining weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialWinter2025WarriorText": "Moose Warrior Axe",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025WarriorNotes": "A mighty axe for a mighty moose! You’ll be unstoppable! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025RogueText": "Snowflake Burst",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025RogueNotes": "Thump and dazzle those difficult tasks into submission! You’ll be unstoppable! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025HealerText": "Star Wand",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025HealerNotes": "What you need now are more lights and a glowing star to go on top! You'll be unstoppable! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025MageText": "Northern Lights Display",
  "weaponSpecialWinter2025MageNotes": "This stunning, colorful show provides the perfect backdrop! You’ll be unstoppable! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",

  "weaponSpecialSpring2025WarriorText": "Sunshine Scimitar",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025WarriorNotes": "With one slice, you can cut through flower stems to make a bouquet or right through obstacles to get your tasks accomplished. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025RogueText": "Crystal Point Flail",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025RogueNotes": "With one swing, you can eliminate any obstacles standing in the way of your goals. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025HealerText": "Plumeria Crook",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025HealerNotes": "With one wave, you can summon pollinators to your side to help you in your adventures. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025MageText": "Mantis Staff",
  "weaponSpecialSpring2025MageNotes": "With one slash, you can use elemental magic to control the environment around you. Take advantage and spring forward! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",

  "weaponMystery201411Text": "Pitchfork of Feasting",
  "weaponMystery201411Notes": "Stab your enemies or dig in to your favorite foods - this versatile pitchfork does it all! Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201502Text": "Shimmery Winged Staff of Love and Also Truth",
  "weaponMystery201502Notes": "For WINGS! For LOVE! For ALSO TRUTH! Confers no benefit. February 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Lance",
  "weaponMystery201505Notes": "This green and silver lance has unseated many opponents from their mounts. Confers no benefit. May 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201611Text": "Copious Cornucopia",
  "weaponMystery201611Notes": "All manner of delicious and wholesome foods spill forth from this horn. Enjoy the feast! Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201708Text": "Lava Sword",
  "weaponMystery201708Notes": "The fiery glow of this sword will make quick work of even dark red Tasks! Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201811Text": "Splendid Sorcerer's Staff",
  "weaponMystery201811Notes": "This magical stave is as powerful as it is elegant. Confers no benefit. November 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery201911Text": "Charmed Crystal Staff",
  "weaponMystery201911Notes": "The crystal ball atop this staff can show you the future, but beware! Using such dangerous knowledge can change a person in unexpected ways. Confers no benefit. November 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202002Text": "Stylish Sweetheart Parasol",
  "weaponMystery202002Notes": "An accessory that lends you an air of mystery and romance. Sun protection is a bonus! Confers no benefit. February 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202102Text": "Charming Wand",
  "weaponMystery202102Notes": "The glowing pink gem in this wand holds the power to spread joy and friendship far and wide! Confers no benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202104Text": "Thorny Thistle Staff",
  "weaponMystery202104Notes": "Your enemies had better look out- you've got powerful and prickly defenses! Confers no benefit. April 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202111Text": "Chronomancer's Staff",
  "weaponMystery202111Notes": "Shape the flow of time with this mysterious and powerful staff. Confers no benefit. November 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202201Text": "Midnight Confetti Cannon",
  "weaponMystery202201Notes": "Unleash a cloud of gold and silver glitter when the clock strikes midnight. Happy New Year! Now who's cleaning this up? Confers no benefit. January 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202209Text": "Magic Manual",
  "weaponMystery202209Notes": "This book will guide you through your journey into magic-making. Confers no benefit. September 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202211Text": "Electromancer Staff",
  "weaponMystery202211Notes": "Harness the awesome power of a lightning storm with this staff. Confers no benefit. November 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202212Text": "Glacial Wand",
  "weaponMystery202212Notes": "The glowing snowflake in this wand holds the power to warm hearts on even the coldest winter night! Confers no benefit. December 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202306Text": "Rainbow Umbrella",
  "weaponMystery202306Notes": "Shine proud and bring a shimmering prism of color wherever you go! Confers no benefit. June 2023 Subscriber Item.",  
  "weaponMystery202311Text": "All-Seeing Staff",
  "weaponMystery202311Notes": "See beyond the bounds of space and time! Confers no benefit. November 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202403Text": "Lucky Emerald Sword",
  "weaponMystery202403Notes": "Carrying the biggest sword around is surely a way to create your own luck! Confers no benefit. March 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202404Text": "Mycelial Magus Staff",  
  "weaponMystery202404Notes": "This staff will bestow upon you an ancient wisdom as ageless as the rocks and trees. Confers no benefit. April 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "weaponMystery202408Text": "Arcane Aegis",
  "weaponMystery202408Notes": "A magic bubble shield that protects you from enemy spells or helps you float in the air or water. Confers no benefit. August 2024 Subscriber Item.",

  "weaponMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Cane",
  "weaponMystery301404Notes": "Excellent for taking a turn about town. March 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",

  "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowText": "Basic Crossbow",
  "weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes": "This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreText": "Soothing Lunar Sceptre",
  "weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes": "The healing power of this wand waxes and wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireRancherLassoText": "Rancher Lasso",
  "weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes": "Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordText": "Mythmaker Sword",
  "weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes": "Though it may seem humble, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireIronCrookText": "Iron Crook",
  "weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook is good at herding sheep. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffText": "Gold Wing Staff",
  "weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes": "The wings on this staff constantly flutter and twist. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireBatWandText": "Bat Wand",
  "weaponArmoireBatWandNotes": "This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about and watch them fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookText": "Shepherd's Crook",
  "weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes": "Useful for herding gryphons. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffText": "Crystal Crescent Staff",
  "weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes": "Summon the power of the crescent moon with this shining staff! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowText": "Blue Longbow",
  "weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes": "Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearText": "Glowing Spear",
  "weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes": "This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so you can attack them. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelText": "Barrister Gavel",
  "weaponArmoireBarristerGavelNotes": "Order! Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireJesterBatonText": "Jester Baton",
  "weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes": "With a wave of your baton and some witty repartee, even the most complicated situations become clear. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxText": "Mining Pickax",
  "weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes": "Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowText": "Basic Longbow",
  "weaponArmoireBasicLongbowNotes": "A serviceable hand-me-down bow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText": "Habitican Diploma",
  "weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes": "A certificate of significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireSandySpadeText": "Sandy Spade",
  "weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes": "A tool for digging, as well as flicking sand into the eyes of enemy monsters. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireCannonText": "Cannon",
  "weaponArmoireCannonNotes": "Arr! Set your aim with determination. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowText": "Vermilion Archer Bow",
  "weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowNotes": "Your arrow will fly like a shooting star from this brilliant red bow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireOgreClubText": "Ogre Club",
  "weaponArmoireOgreClubNotes": "This club was salvaged from an actual Ogre's lair. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 2 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffText": "Wood Elf Staff",
  "weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffNotes": "Made from a fallen limb of an ancient tree, this staff will help you communicate with forest denizens great and small. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsText": "Wand of Hearts",
  "weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsNotes": "This wand sparkles with a warm red light. It will also grant your heart wisdom. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffText": "Forest Fungus Staff",
  "weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffNotes": "Use this gnarled staff to work mycological magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerText": "Festival Firecracker",
  "weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerNotes": "Enjoy this delightful sparkler responsibly. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayText": "Merchant's Display Tray",
  "weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayNotes": "Use this lacquered tray to show the fine goods you're offering for sale. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireBattleAxeText": "Ancient Axe",
  "weaponArmoireBattleAxeNotes": "This fine iron axe is well-suited to battling your fiercest foes or your most difficult tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireHoofClippersText": "Hoof Clippers",
  "weaponArmoireHoofClippersNotes": "Trim the hooves of your hard-working mounts to help them stay healthy as they carry you to adventure! Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireWeaversCombText": "Weaver's Comb",
  "weaponArmoireWeaversCombNotes": "Use this comb to pack your weft threads together to make a tightly woven fabric. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireLamplighterText": "Lamplighter",
  "weaponArmoireLamplighterNotes": "This long pole has a wick on one end for lighting lamps, and a hook on the other end for putting them out. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipText": "Coach Driver's Whip",
  "weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipNotes": "Your steeds know what they're doing, so this whip is just for show (and the neat snapping sound!). Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsText": "Scepter of Diamonds",
  "weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsNotes": "This scepter shines with a warm red glow as it grants you increased willpower. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyText": "Fluttery Army",
  "weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyNotes": "This group of scrappy lepidopterans is ready to flap fiercely and cool down your reddest tasks! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireCobblersHammerText": "Cobbler's Hammer",
  "weaponArmoireCobblersHammerNotes": "This hammer is specially made for leatherwork. It can do a real number on a red Daily in a pinch, though. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeText": "Glassblower's Blowpipe",
  "weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeNotes": "Use this tube to blow molten glass into beautiful vases, ornaments, and other fancy things. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletText": "Poisoned Goblet",
  "weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletNotes": "Use this to build your resistance to iocane powder and other inconceivably dangerous poisons. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowText": "Jeweled Archer Bow",
  "weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowNotes": "This bow of gold and gems will send your arrows to their targets at incredible speed. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingText": "Needle of Bookbinding",
  "weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingNotes": "You'd be surprised at how tough books can be. This needle can pierce right to the heart of your chores. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesText": "Spear of Spades",
  "weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesNotes": "This knightly lance is perfect for attacking your reddest Habits and Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireArcaneScrollText": "Arcane Scroll",
  "weaponArmoireArcaneScrollNotes": "This ancient To Do list is filled with strange symbols and spells from a forgotten age. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireChefsSpoonText": "Chef's Spoon",
  "weaponArmoireChefsSpoonNotes": "Raise it as you release your battle cry: “SPOOOON!!” Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Chef Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireVernalTaperText": "Vernal Taper",
  "weaponArmoireVernalTaperNotes": "The days are getting longer, but this candle will help you find your way before sunrise. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireJugglingBallsText": "Juggling Balls",
  "weaponArmoireJugglingBallsNotes": "Habiticans are master multi-taskers, so you should have no trouble keeping all these balls in the air! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireSlingshotText": "Slingshot",
  "weaponArmoireSlingshotNotes": "Take aim at your red Dailies! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireNephriteBowText": "Nephrite Bow",
  "weaponArmoireNephriteBowNotes": "This bow shoots special jade-tipped arrows that will take down even your most stubborn bad habits! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireBambooCaneText": "Bamboo Cane",
  "weaponArmoireBambooCaneNotes": "Perfect for assisting you in a stroll, or for dancing the Charleston. Increases Intelligence, Perception, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boating Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeText": "Astronomer's Telescope",
  "weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeNotes": "An instrument that will allow you to observe the stars' ancient dance. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassText": "Magnifying Glass",
  "weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassNotes": "Aha! A piece of evidence! Examine it closely with this fine magnifier. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireFloridFanText": "Florid Fan",
  "weaponArmoireFloridFanNotes": "This lovely silk fan folds when not in use. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireResplendentRapierText": "Resplendent Rapier",
  "weaponArmoireResplendentRapierNotes": "Demonstrate your swordsmanship with this sharply pointed weapon. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceText": "Shadow Master's Mace",
  "weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceNotes": "Creatures of darkness will obey your every command when you wave this glowing mace. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerText": "Alchemist's Distiller",
  "weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerNotes": "Purify metals and other magical compounds with this shiny brass instrument. Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireHappyBannerText": "Happy Banner",
  "weaponArmoireHappyBannerNotes": "Is the “H” for Happy, or Habitica? Your choice! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireLivelyMatchText": "A Lively Match",
  "weaponArmoireLivelyMatchNotes": "When you're holding this, you're sure to spark someone's interest! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireBaseballBatText": "Baseball Bat",
  "weaponArmoireBaseballBatNotes": "Get a home run on those good habits! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoirePaperCutterText": "Paper Cutter",
  "weaponArmoirePaperCutterNotes": "This may not look fearsome, but have you never had a papercut? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowText": "Fiddler's Bow",
  "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowNotes": "You can coax music out of anything with this! ...A violin might work best, though. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireBeachFlagText": "Beach Flag",
  "weaponArmoireBeachFlagNotes": "Rally the troops around your sandcastle and let everyone know where to come for help! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireHandyHookText": "Handy Hook",
  "weaponArmoireHandyHookNotes": "Who needs opposable thumbs? This hook is “handy” enough for anyone. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireGuardiansCrookText": "Guardian's Crook",
  "weaponArmoireGuardiansCrookNotes": "This shepherd's crook could come in handy next time you take your Pets for a stroll in the countryside... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian of the Grazers Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireEnchantersStaffText": "Enchanter's Staff",
  "weaponArmoireEnchantersStaffNotes": "The green stones on this staff are filled with the power of change that flows strong through the autumn wind. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireClubOfClubsText": "Club of... Clubs",
  "weaponArmoireClubOfClubsNotes": "This stylish club won't tip your hand too early about your intentions toward those sneaky old tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack of Clubs Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireEveningTeaText": "Cup of Tea",
  "weaponArmoireEveningTeaNotes": "This panacea will help you relax so those big tasks don't look so threatening. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dressing Gown Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireBlueMoonSaiText": "Dark Lunar Sai",
  "weaponArmoireBlueMoonSaiNotes": "This sai is a traditional weapon, imbued with the powers of the dark side of the moon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Rogue Set (item 1 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireJadeGlaiveText": "Jade Glaive",
  "weaponArmoireJadeGlaiveNotes": "The reach of this glaive will keep you far from your enemies! Also, you can knock things off high shelves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoireMedievalWashboardText": "Washboard",
  "weaponArmoireMedievalWashboardNotes": "Scrub-a-dub-dub! It's time to apply some elbow grease and get that laundry clean. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 5 of 6).",
  "weaponArmoireBuoyantBubblesText": "Buoyant Bubbles",
  "weaponArmoireBuoyantBubblesNotes": "These bubbles just keep on floating forever, somehow... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bubble Bath Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireHeraldsBuisineText": "Herald's Buisine",
  "weaponArmoireHeraldsBuisineNotes": "Any announcement will sound so much better following fanfare from this trumpet. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Herald Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireSkullLanternText": "Skull Lantern",
  "weaponArmoireSkullLanternNotes": "Let its glow be your guide throughout the darkest nights of your adventures. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoirePotionBaseText": "Decorative Base Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionBaseNotes": "The pets you hatch with this potion are anything but basic! Increases Strength, Intelligence, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 1 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionWhiteText": "Decorative White Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionWhiteNotes": "You could almost lose a pet hatched with this potion in a snowstorm! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 2 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionDesertText": "Decorative Desert Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionDesertNotes": "With this potion in hand, you don’t have to be stranded on a deserted island to find a desert-colored pet to share your dessert with! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 3 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionRedText": "Decorative Red Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionRedNotes": "It’s a red-letter day because this hatching potion is no red herring! Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 4 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionShadeText": "Decorative Shade Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionShadeNotes": "Time to throw some shade (potion) on an egg to hatch yourself a shady pet! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 5 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionSkeletonText": "Decorative Skeleton Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionSkeletonNotes": "Are you feeling productive? Is today a bones day? Be sure to carry this skeleton hatching potion with you! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 6 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionZombieText": "Decorative Zombie Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionZombieNotes": "Use this to hatch a zombie pet, but stay vigilant in case it starts nibbling on you! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 7 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionPinkText": "Decorative Cotton Candy Pink Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionPinkNotes": "Life is a little bit sweeter and a whole lot pinker with this cotton candy pink pet potion! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 8 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionBlueText": "Decorative Cotton Candy Blue Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionBlueNotes": "Life is a little bit fluffier and a whole lot bluer with this potion to make cotton candy blue beasts! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 9 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoirePotionGoldenText": "Decorative Golden Potion",
  "weaponArmoirePotionGoldenNotes": "With this potion, your pet can have a heart of gold… and ears of gold… and a tail of gold… Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Potion Set (Item 10 of 10)",
  "weaponArmoireRegalSceptreText": "Regal Sceptre",
  "weaponArmoireRegalSceptreNotes": "Display your regal authority by taking this bejeweled staff in hand. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Regal Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "weaponArmoireShootingStarSpellText": "Stardust Sparkles",
  "weaponArmoireShootingStarSpellNotes": "Surround yourself in a spell of stardust magic to help you make all your wishes come true. Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Stardust Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "weaponArmoirePinkLongbowText": "Pink Longbow",
  "weaponArmoirePinkLongbowNotes": "Be a cupid-in-training, mastering both archery and matters of the heart with this beautiful bow. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "weaponArmoireGardenersWateringCanText": "Watering Can",
  "weaponArmoireGardenersWateringCanNotes": "You can’t get far without water! Have an infinite supply on hand with this magic, refilling watering can. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gardener Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireHuntingHornText": "Hunting Horn",
  "weaponArmoireHuntingHornNotes": "Twooooo! Twoo! Twoo! Gather your party for an adventure or quest by playing this horn. Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Musical Instrument Set 1 (Item 1 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireBlueKiteText": "Blue Kite",
  "weaponArmoireBlueKiteNotes": "Sailing high up in the blue, what tricks can you make your kite do? Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Kite Set (Item 1 of 5)",
  "weaponArmoireGreenKiteText": "Green Kite",
  "weaponArmoireGreenKiteNotes": "A more stunning kite you’ve never seen, with its shades of yellow and green. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Kite Set (Item 2 of 5)",
  "weaponArmoireOrangeKiteText": "Orange Kite",
  "weaponArmoireOrangeKiteNotes": "With colors like sunrise and sunset, let’s see how high your kite can get! Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Kite Set (Item 3 of 5)",
  "weaponArmoirePinkKiteText": "Pink Kite",
  "weaponArmoirePinkKiteNotes": "Diving, twirling, soaring high, your kite stands out against the sky. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Kite Set (Item 4 of 5)",
  "weaponArmoireYellowKiteText": "Yellow Kite",
  "weaponArmoireYellowKiteNotes": "Swooping and swerving to and fro, watch your cheerful kite go. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Kite Set (Item 5 of 5)",
  "weaponArmoirePushBroomText": "Push Broom",
  "weaponArmoirePushBroomNotes": "Take this tidying tool on your adventures and always be able to sweep a sooty stoop or clear cobwebs from corners. Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireFeatherDusterText": "Feather Duster",
  "weaponArmoireFeatherDusterNotes": "Let these fancy feathers fly over all your old objects to make them shine like new. Just beware of the disturbed dust so you don’t sneeze! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set (Item 2 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireMagicSpatulaText": "Magic Spatula",
  "weaponArmoireMagicSpatulaNotes": "Watch your food fly and flip in the air. You get good luck for the day if it magically flips over three times and then lands back on your spatula. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cooking Implements Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "weaponArmoireFinelyCutGemText": "Finely Cut Gem",
  "weaponArmoireFinelyCutGemNotes": "What a find! This stunning, precision-cut gem will be the prize of your collection. And it might contain some special magic, just waiting for you to tap into it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweler Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoirePaintbrushText": "Paintbrush",
  "weaponArmoirePaintbrushNotes": "A jolt of pure inspiration rushes through you when you pick up this brush, allowing you to paint anything you can imagine. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Painter Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireMopText": "Mop",
  "weaponArmoireMopNotes": "Step 1: Dunk the mop in a bucket of water and suds. Step 2: Drag the mop along the floor. Step 3: Pretend the end of the mop handle is a microphone and sing your heart out. Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until floor is clean. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set Two (Item 2 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireCleaningClothText": "Cleaning Cloth",
  "weaponArmoireCleaningClothNotes": "Take this tidying tool on your adventures and always be able to polish a pretty plaque or wipe a wooden windowsill. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set Two (Item 3 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireRidingBroomText": "Riding Broom",
  "weaponArmoireRidingBroomNotes": "Run all your most magical errands on this fine broom--or, just take it for a joyride around the neighborhood. Whee! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Spooky Sorcery Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireRollingPinText": "Rolling Pin",
  "weaponArmoireRollingPinNotes": "Roll your dough as thin as you like in-between bonking bad habits when they pop up around you like a certain rodent-bopping game. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cooking Implements Set 2 (Item 2 of 2).",
  "weaponArmoireScholarlyTextbooksText": "Scholarly Textbooks",
  "weaponArmoireScholarlyTextbooksNotes": "Here’s your chance to dive deep and learn about any topic that interests you. What’s your current hyperfixation? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: School Uniform Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireHattersShearsText": "Sharp Shears",
  "weaponArmoireHattersShearsNotes": "Cut right through overwhelm and complications. These shears do a great job cutting fabric, as well, of course. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Hatter Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireOptimistsCloverText": "Four-leaf Clover",
  "weaponArmoireOptimistsCloverNotes": "Well, would you look at what you found? It never hurts to have just a little extra good luck on your side. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Optimist Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoirePottersWheelText": "Potter's Wheel",
  "weaponArmoirePottersWheelNotes": "Throw some clay on this wheel and make a bowl or a mug or a vase or a slightly different bowl. If you're lucky, a ghost might visit while you create! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potter Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireShadyBeachUmbrellaText": "Beach Umbrella",
  "weaponArmoireShadyBeachUmbrellaNotes": "The shade of this rainbow-colored umbrella conceals you briefly from the day star and any unwanted bothers. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Beachside Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "weaponArmoireCorsairsBladeText": "Corsair’s Blade",
  "weaponArmoireCorsairsBladeNotes": "Whether you wield it to plunder or to protect, you can be glad you brought this fierce blade to sea with you. Just be sure to stow it safely when not in use. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Corsair Set (Item 3 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireDragonKnightsLanceText": "Dragon Knight Lance",
  "weaponArmoireDragonKnightsLanceNotes": "This red and silver lance has unseated many opponents from their mounts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Knight Set (Item 3 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireFunnyFoolBatonText": "Funny Fool Baton",
  "weaponArmoireFunnyFoolBatonNotes": "With a wave of your baton you can deliver a punchline, redirect attention, or summon applause. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Funny Fool Set (Item 3 of 3)",
  "weaponArmoireSpookyCandyBucketText": "Spooky Candy Bucket",
  "weaponArmoireSpookyCandyBucketNotes": "With an epic costume like that, you’re going to get so much candy! Good thing you’ve got this bottomless bucket to hold it all. Try not to snack on any until you get home. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fright Night Set (Item 2 of 2)",
  "weaponArmoireStormKnightAxeText": "Storm Knight Axe",
  "weaponArmoireStormKnightAxeNotes": "Gather your fury and strike a blow like thunder! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Storm Knight Set (Item 3 of 3)",

  "armor": "armor",
  "armorCapitalized": "Armor",

  "armorBase0Text": "Plain Clothing",
  "armorBase0Notes": "Ordinary clothing. Confers no benefit.",

  "armorWarrior1Text": "Leather Armor",
  "armorWarrior1Notes": "Jerkin of sturdy boiled hide. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorWarrior2Text": "Chain Mail",
  "armorWarrior2Notes": "Armor of interlocked metal rings. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorWarrior3Text": "Plate Armor",
  "armorWarrior3Notes": "Suit of all-encasing steel, the pride of knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorWarrior4Text": "Red Armor",
  "armorWarrior4Notes": "Heavy plate glowing with defensive enchantments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorWarrior5Text": "Golden Armor",
  "armorWarrior5Notes": "Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",

  "armorRogue1Text": "Oiled Leather",
  "armorRogue1Notes": "Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorRogue2Text": "Black Leather",
  "armorRogue2Notes": "Colored with dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorRogue3Text": "Camouflage Vest",
  "armorRogue3Notes": "Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorRogue4Text": "Penumbral Armor",
  "armorRogue4Notes": "Wraps the wearer in a veil of twilight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorRogue5Text": "Umbral Armor",
  "armorRogue5Notes": "Allows stealth in the open in broad daylight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",

  "armorWizard1Text": "Magician Robe",
  "armorWizard1Notes": "Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "armorWizard2Text": "Wizard Robe",
  "armorWizard2Notes": "Clothes for a wandering wonder-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "armorWizard3Text": "Robe of Mysteries",
  "armorWizard3Notes": "Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "armorWizard4Text": "Archmage Robe",
  "armorWizard4Notes": "Spirits and elementals bow before it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "armorWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Robe",
  "armorWizard5Notes": "Symbol of the power behind the throne. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",

  "armorHealer1Text": "Acolyte Robe",
  "armorHealer1Notes": "Garment showing humility and purpose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorHealer2Text": "Medic Robe",
  "armorHealer2Notes": "Worn by those dedicated to tending the wounded in battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorHealer3Text": "Defender Mantle",
  "armorHealer3Notes": "Turns the healer's own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorHealer4Text": "Physician Mantle",
  "armorHealer4Notes": "Projects authority and dissipates curses. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorHealer5Text": "Royal Mantle",
  "armorHealer5Notes": "Attire of those who have saved the lives of kings. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",

  "armorSpecial0Text": "Shade Armor",
  "armorSpecial0Notes": "Screams when struck, for it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecial1Text": "Crystal Armor",
  "armorSpecial1Notes": "Its tireless power inures the wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "armorSpecial2Text": "Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
  "armorSpecial2Notes": "Makes you extra fluffy! Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "armorSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Armor",
  "armorSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This armor was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorText": "Finned Oceanic Armor",
  "armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes": "Although delicate, this armor makes your skin as harmful to the touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "armorSpecialPyromancersRobesText": "Pyromancer's Robes",
  "armorSpecialPyromancersRobesNotes": "These elegant robes bestow each strike and spell with a burst of ethereal fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecialBardRobesText": "Bardic Robes",
  "armorSpecialBardRobesNotes": "These colorful robes may be conspicuous, but you can sing your way out of any situation. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorSpecialLunarWarriorArmorText": "Lunar Warrior Armor",
  "armorSpecialLunarWarriorArmorNotes": "This armor is forged of moonstone and magical steel. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorText": "Mammoth Rider Armor",
  "armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorNotes": "This suit of fur and leather includes a snazzy cape studded with rose quartz gems. It will protect you from bitter winds as you adventure in the coldest climes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecialPageArmorText": "Page Armor",
  "armorSpecialPageArmorNotes": "Carry everything you need in your perfect pack! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesText": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Robes",
  "armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesNotes": "These vividly striped robes will allow you to fly through gale-force winds smoothly and safely. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesText": "Sneakthief Robes",
  "armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesNotes": "These robes will help hide you in the dead of night, but will also allow freedom of movement as you silently sneak about! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesText": "Snow Sovereign Robes",
  "armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesNotes": "These robes are elegant enough for court, yet warm enough for the coldest winter day. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorSpecialNomadsCuirassText": "Nomad's Cuirass",
  "armorSpecialNomadsCuirassNotes": "This armor features a strong chest-plate to protect your heart! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecialDandySuitText": "Dandy Suit",
  "armorSpecialDandySuitNotes": "You're undeniably dressed for success! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorSpecialSamuraiArmorText": "Samurai Armor",
  "armorSpecialSamuraiArmorNotes": "This strong, scaled armor is held together by elegant silk cords. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorBaseText": "Turkey Armor",
  "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorBaseNotes": "Keep your drumsticks warm and cozy in this feathery armor! Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Armor",
  "armorSpecialTurkeyArmorGildedNotes": "Strut your stuff in this seasonally shiny armor! Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Armor",
  "armorSpecialKS2019Notes": "Glowing from within like a gryphon's noble heart, this resplendent armor encourages you to take pride in your accomplishments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "armorSpecialHeroicTunicText": "Heroic Tunic",
  "armorSpecialHeroicTunicNotes": "They say heroes shouldn't rest on their laurels but you can rest in this comfortable and fashionable raiment. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %>.",

  "armorSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Robe",
  "armorSpecialYetiNotes": "Fuzzy and fierce. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Parka",
  "armorSpecialSkiNotes": "Full of secret daggers and ski trail maps. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Robe",
  "armorSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Spun from sugar and silk. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Robe",
  "armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "A robe to keep you warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialBirthdayText": "Absurd Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthdayNotes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Absurd Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2015Text": "Silly Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2015Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Silly Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2016Text": "Ridiculous Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2016Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Ridiculous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2017Text": "Whimsical Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2017Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Whimsical Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2018Text": "Fanciful Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2018Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Fanciful Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2019Text": "Outlandish Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2019Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Outlandish Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2020Text": "Outrageous Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2020Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Outrageous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2021Text": "Extravagant Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2021Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Extravagant Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2022Text": "Preposterous Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2022Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Proposterous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2023Text": "Fabulous Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2023Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Fabulous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2024Text": "Ludicrous Party Robes",
  "armorSpecialBirthday2024Notes": "Happy Birthday, Habitica! Wear these Ludicrous Party Robes to celebrate this wonderful day. Confers no benefit.",

  "armorSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Armor",
  "armorSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",

  "armorSpecialSpringRogueText": "Sleek Cat Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Impeccably groomed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Soft as clover, strong as steel! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpringMageText": "Rodentia Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Mice are nice! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpringHealerText": "Fuzzy Puppy Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "These robes be very cozy, yarrrr! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Complete with buckle, as well as swash. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummerMageText": "Emerald Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummerMageNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummerHealerText": "Seahealer Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Robes",
  "armorSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Vivid. Velvet. Vampiric. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFallWarriorText": "Lab-coat of Science",
  "armorSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Protects you from mysterious potion spills. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFallMageText": "Witchy Wizard Robes",
  "armorSpecialFallMageNotes": "This robe has plenty of pockets to hold extra helpings of eye of newt and tongue of frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFallHealerText": "Gauzy Gear",
  "armorSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Charge into battle pre-bandaged! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "This armor is freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when you uncover the untold riches at the center of the Icicle Drake hives. Not that you are looking for any such untold riches, because you are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Cozy and warm, straight from the oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Boreal Robe",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "You can see the glimmering lights of the north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Skating Outfit",
  "armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "Ice-skating is very relaxing, but you shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case you get attacked by the icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Squeaker Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Furry, soft, and definitely not flammable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Only the fiercest doggy is allowed to be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Magician's Bunny Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Your coattails match your cottontail! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Catsuit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "This soft catsuit is comfortable, and as comforting as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Ruby Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Golden Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power resides in the puffs of these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "This armor lets everyone know that you are an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Fly into bat-tle! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Despite being stuffed with straw, this armor is extremely hefty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this armor shimmers with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Potioner Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "What? Of course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? You'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Suit",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Parka",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Festive Fairy Cloak",
  "armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts and spraying everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Canine Camo Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "A clever pup knows to choose a brighter guise for concealment when everything is green and vibrant. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mighty Mail",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Though you be but little, you are fierce! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Brightly colored, so you won't be mistaken for a necromouser. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Fluffy Bunny Breeches",
  "armorSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "Hippity hop! Bound from hill to hill, healing those in need. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Eel Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "This electrifying garment transforms its wearer into a real Eel Rogue! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "This rough garment transforms its wearer into a real Shark Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Dolphin Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "This slippery garment transforms its wearer into a real Dolphin Mage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Seahorse Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "This spiky garment transforms its wearer into a real Seahorse Healer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Black Widow Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "The eyes on this armor are constantly blinking. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Slime-Streaked Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Mysteriously moist and mossy! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2016MageText": "Cloak of Wickedness",
  "armorSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "When your cloak flaps, you hear the sound of cackling laughter. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Gorgon Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "These robes are actually made of stone. How are they so comfortable? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Frosty Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "This stealthy suit reflects light to dazzle unsuspecting tasks as you take your rewards from them! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Ice Hockey Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Show your team spirit and strength in this warm, padded armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Wolfish Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "Made of winter's warmest wool and woven with spells by the mystical Winter Wolf, these robes stave off the chill and keep your mind alert! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Shimmer Petal Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "Though soft, this armor of petals has fantastic protective power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Sneaky Bunny Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "Soft but strong, this suit helps you move through gardens with extra stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Pawsome Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "This fancy armor is as shiny as your finely groomed coat, but with added resistance to attack. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Canine Conjuror Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "Magical by design, fluffy by choice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Robes of Repose",
  "armorSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "The softness of these robes comforts you as well as any who need your healing help! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "This colorful garment transforms its wearer into a real Sea Dragon! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Sandy Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "Don't be fooled by the crumbly exterior: this armor is harder than steel. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "Careful not to get splashed by these robes woven of enchanted water! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Silversea Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This garment of silvery scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Pumpkin Patch Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Need to hide out? Crouch among the Jack o' Lanterns and these robes will conceal you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Strong and Sweet Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This armor will protect you like a delicious candy shell. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2017MageText": "Masquerade Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "What masquerade ensemble would be complete without dramatic and sweeping robes? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted House Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "Your heart is an open door. And your shoulders are roofing tiles! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Reindeer Costume",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "You look so cute and fuzzy, who could suspect you are after holiday loot? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Wrapping Paper Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "Don't let the papery feel of this armor fool you. It's nearly impossible to rip! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Sparkly Tuxedo",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "The ultimate in magical formalwear. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Robes",
  "armorSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "These robes are woven with spells for extra holiday joy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Feather Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "This fluffy yellow costume will trick your enemies into thinking you're just a harmless ducky! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Armor of Dawn",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "This colorful plate is forged with the sunrise's fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Robe",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "Your spell casting can only improve while clad in these soft, silky petals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "Let this bright armor infuse your heart with power for healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Pocket Fishing Vest",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "Bobbers? Boxes of hooks? Spare line? Lockpicks? Smoke bombs? Whatever you need on hand for your summer fishing getaway, there's a pocket for it! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Tail Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Dazzle onlookers with whorls of magnificent color as you spin and dart through the water. How could any opponent dare strike at this beauty? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Scale Hauberk",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Venom magic has a reputation for subtlety. Not so this colorful armor, whose message is clear to beast and task alike: watch out! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "These cerulean vestments reveal that you have land-walking feet... well. Not even a monarch can be expected to be perfect. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Alter Ego Frock Coat",
  "armorSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "Style for the day. Comfort and protection for the night. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Minotaur Platemail",
  "armorSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Complete with hooves to drum a soothing cadence as you walk your meditative labyrinth. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2018MageText": "Candymancer's Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "The fabric of these robes has magic candy woven right in! However, we recommend you not attempt to eat them. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Robes of Carnivory",
  "armorSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "It's made from plants, but that doesn't mean it's vegetarian. Bad habits are afraid to come within miles of these robes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "With holiday greenery all about, no one will notice an extra shrubbery! You can move through seasonal gatherings with ease and stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Glacial Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "In the heat of battle, this armor will keep you ice cool and ready for action. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Robes of Burning Inspiration",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "This fireproof garb will help protect you if any of your flashes of brilliance should happen to backfire! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Midnight Robe",
  "armorSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Without darkness, there wouldn't be any light. These dark robes help bring peace and rest to promote healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Cloud Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "Some very tuff fluff. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Orchid Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Steely armor of reinforced petals protects your heart and also looks pretty snazzy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Amber Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "These robes gather power from magic resin embedded in the fibers of ancient bark that compose the cloth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Robin Costume",
  "armorSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Your bright feathers will let everyone know that the cold and dark of winter has passed. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Hammerhead Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This sinuous tail is perfect for making tight turns during daring aquatic escapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Carapace Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Warriors are known for their sturdy defenses. Turtles are known for their thick shells. It's a perfect match! Just... try not to fall over backward, ever. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Floral Frock",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "The lilies will know you as one of their own, and will not fear your approach. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Tropical Tides Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "Glide sleekly through warm coastal waters with this elegant tail. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Caped Opera Coat",
  "armorSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "This outfit comes complete with white gloves, and is ideal for brooding in your private box above the stage or making startling entrances down grand staircases. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Wings of Night",
  "armorSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "These feathered robes grant the power of flight, allowing you to soar over any battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2019MageText": "Smock of Polyphemus",
  "armorSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Its namesake met a terrible fate. But you will not be so easily tricked! Garb yourself in this mantle of legend and nobody will surpass you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Robes of Darkness",
  "armorSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "It's said these robes are made of pure night. Use the dark power wisely! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Poofy Parka",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "While no doubt you can brave storms with the inner warmth of your drive and devotion, it doesn't hurt to dress for the weather. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Bark Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "O mighty pine, o towering fir, lend your strength. Or rather, your Constitution! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Curvy Coat",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "Ring in the new year warm, comfy, and buffered against excessive vibration. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Orange Peel Gown",
  "armorSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "An opulent gown for those with festive zest! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Ultramarine Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "The color of twilight, of a multitude of precious stones, of the deepest sea! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Exoskeleton Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "This rigid carapace can keep you safe from even the most crushing attacks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Whirlpuddle Gown",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "If you can't resist stomping through the leavings of rainstorms, this armor is for you! Turn a childish impulse into a display of mystic artistry. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Protective Petals",
  "armorSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Wrap yourself in soft iris leaves and petals to fool enemies into underestimating your healing power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Crocodile Disguise",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "A crocodile makes the perfect Rogue, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Borrow their skills--and their explosive speed. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Rainbow Trout Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "You'll be the bright fish in a dull stream, with these dazzling scales! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Oarfish Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Harness the power of the sea's depths with this oar-mazing armor. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Regalia of Tumbling Waves",
  "armorSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "You are as patient as the ocean, as strong as the currents, as dependable as the tides. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Statuesque Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Take on the strength of stone with this armor, guaranteed to repel the fiercest attacks. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Revenant's Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "These robes once guarded a powerful Warrior from harm. They say the Warrior's spirit lingers in the cloth to guard a worthy successor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2020MageText": "Aloft Upon Enlightenment",
  "armorSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "These wide-winged robes give the impression of hovering or flight, symbolizing the far-seeing perspective granted by vast knowledge. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Hawkmoth Wings",
  "armorSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Your splendor unfurls by night, and those who witness you in flight wonder at what this omen could mean. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Ivy-Green Garb",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "Melt into the shadows of the evergreen wood! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Insulated Jacket",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "If you're going to go out in this weather, you'd better wrap up warm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Flowing Moonlight Robes",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "These warm Winter Robes will keep you cozy during the cold time of the year. A fancy flowing fabric on the outside reflects the silver moonlight and lets you go with the flow, you know? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Parka",
  "armorSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "Defy the chill winds with the best protection available north of the Circle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flower Stem",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "No one will see you waiting in amBUSH with this cunning armor; you look like a plant from every angle. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Armor of the Sun",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Be careful you don't dazzle yourself as this sunstone armor catches the light! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021MageText": "White Swan's Splendor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Your transformation is complete! Take to the sky, or to the lake, and sing for joy! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Willow Bark Coat",
  "armorSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "This armor helps you bend instead of break when buffeted by wind or weapon. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2021RogueText": "Clownfish Fins",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021RogueNotes": "Do you want to be found? These draw attention! Rather not? They also help you flit away into the deep! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021WarriorText": "Finny Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021WarriorNotes": "Sleek and swift, this flying fish costume will help you swim through the most turbulent waters. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021MageText": "Spiraled Shell",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021MageNotes": "Ever-tightening whirls of nacre provide an arcane geometry that focuses protective spellwork. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021HealerText": "Parrot Plumage",
  "armorSpecialSummer2021HealerNotes": "Your enemies might suspect you're a featherweight, but this armor will keep you safe while you help your Party. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2021RogueText": "Unfortunately Not Slimeproof Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2021RogueNotes": "It's got a skullcap, leather tunic, and metal rivets! It's great! But it does not provide a hermetic seal against goop! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2021WarriorText": "Formal Wool Suit",
  "armorSpecialFall2021WarriorNotes": "A stunning suit that’s perfect to wear when crossing bridges in the dead of night. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2021MageText": "Gown of the Darkness Beneath",
  "armorSpecialFall2021MageNotes": "Collars with many pointy protrusions are the high fashion of low villains. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2021HealerText": "Summoner's Robes",
  "armorSpecialFall2021HealerNotes": "Made of durable, flame-resistant fabric, these robes are perfect to wear when conjuring healing flames. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2022RogueText": "Dazzling Explosion",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022RogueNotes": "If they're seeing stars, they're not seeing you! Yes, let's go with that. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022WarriorText": "Fuzzy Stocking",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022WarriorNotes": "Who says you can’t be snug and cozy while doing battle with everyday tasks? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022MageText": "Pomegranate Protection",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022MageNotes": "Enemies should watch out for fruit juice stains when you approach! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022HealerText": "Crystalline Ice Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2022HealerNotes": "Glide as if skating, just above the ground, a glittering ethereal figure come to bring cool and calm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2022RogueText": "Magpie Costume",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022RogueNotes": "With iridescent metallic blue-gray and lighter patches on your feathers, you will be the finest flying friend at the spring fling! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022WarriorText": "Rain Slicker",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022WarriorNotes": "This slicker and boots are so formidable you could sing in the rain or jump in every puddle but still be warm and dry! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022MageText": "Forsythia Robe",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022MageNotes": "Show you’re ready to spring forward into the season with this robe adorned with forsythia flower petals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022HealerText": "Peridot Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2022HealerNotes": "Drive away fears and nightmares simply by wearing this green gem garment. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2022RogueText": "Crab Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022RogueNotes": "Perfect for a casual scuttle down the beach. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022WarriorText": "Waterspout Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022WarriorNotes": "Get ready for a watery battle as you surround yourself with this twirling, whirling column of air and mist. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022MageText": "Manta Ray Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022MageNotes": "When wearing this armor, you will glide easily through your work like the manta ray glides through water. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022HealerText": "Angelfish Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2022HealerNotes": "Use your colorful fins to scoot about the reef and help those in need of rest and healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2022RogueText": "Kappa Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2022RogueNotes": "Whether you’re swimming, sneaking, or wrestling, you will be safe in this armor. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2022WarriorText": "Orcish Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2022WarriorNotes": "RAWR! BIG SHOULDERS mean you are BIG STRONG! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2022MageText": "Harpy Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2022MageNotes": "Fly as fast as the wind with these wonderful wings and hold what you care most about tight in these terrifying talons. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2022HealerText": "Profusion of Peeker Pods",
  "armorSpecialFall2022HealerNotes": "How many peeps could a Peeker peep, if a Peeker could peep peeps? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2023RogueText": "Ribbon Wrap",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023RogueNotes": "Obtain items. Bundle them up in pretty paper. And give them to your local Rogue! The season demands it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023WarriorText": "Walrus Suit",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023WarriorNotes": "This tough walrus suit is perfect for a walk along a beach in the middle of the night. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023MageText": "Fairy Light Gown",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023MageNotes": "Just because you have lights on, that doesn't make you a tree! ...maybe some other year. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023HealerText": "Cardinal Suit",
  "armorSpecialWinter2023HealerNotes": "This bright cardinal suit is perfect for flying high above your problems. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2023RogueText": "Caterpillar Cape",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023RogueNotes": "You may only have four limbs to work with, but you can climb and crawl with the greatest of grubs. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023WarriorText": "Hummingbird Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023WarriorNotes": "That humming sound you hear is your wings beating faster than you can imagine. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023MageText": "Moonstone Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023MageNotes": "This snazzy spring suit magnifies moonstone magic. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023HealerText": "Lily Leaf Gown",
  "armorSpecialSpring2023HealerNotes": "A sweep of verdant glory to make you the envy of the Party. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSummer2023RogueText": "Guppy Wrap",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023RogueNotes": "Gup top! Down low! Too slow... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023WarriorText": "Goldfish Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023WarriorNotes": "Goldfish Warriors actually have excellent memories because they always keep their Dailies and To Do's organized in lists. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023MageText": "Coral Robes",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023MageNotes": "Feel protected and comfortable in these flowing robes, perfectly colored for underwater adventures. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023HealerText": "Kelp Kirtle",
  "armorSpecialSummer2023HealerNotes": "Hold fast to your goals and convictions in this elegant green gown. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2023RogueText": "Cursed Cauldron",
  "armorSpecialFall2023RogueNotes": "You were lured with the promise of a nice hot soak... Joke's on you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2023WarriorText": "Video Player Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2023WarriorNotes": "Does it play DVDs? VHS?? What kind of cables does this need to plug into the TV?! Turns out this is the scariest part of the whole thing! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2023MageText": "Scarlet Warlock Robe",
  "armorSpecialFall2023MageNotes": "With scarlet threads and gold accents, this outfit is a wonder for the senses. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2023HealerText": "Bog Creature Body",
  "armorSpecialFall2023HealerNotes": "With moss, rock, wood, and bog water merged into one, this outfit is sometimes tough and sometimes spongey (but always intimidating). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2024RogueText": "Snowy Owl Robes",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024RogueNotes": "Whooooo will you be when wearing this robe? Covered in feathers and fluff, you will be both warm and stealthy! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023-2024 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024WarriorText": "Peppermint Bark Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024WarriorNotes": "Turns out chocolate, mint, and frosting are stronger materials than you’d think. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023-2024 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024MageText": "Narwhal Wizard Robes",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024MageNotes": "Both practical and pretty, these robes will keep you toasty as you perform your magical abilities out in the cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023-2024 Winter Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024HealerText": "Frozen Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2024HealerNotes": "This sparkling block of magic ice is at least protective while you figure out your escape. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023-2024 Winter Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2024RogueText": "Melting Snow Robe",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024RogueNotes": "This rustic robe conceals you even as the seasons change around you. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024WarriorText": "Fluorite Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024WarriorNotes": "This stabilizing stone armor will help ground you while dazzling all you face. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024MageText": "Hibiscus Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024MageNotes": "These pretty petals will help you show off your power in style. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024HealerText": "Bluebird Suit",
  "armorSpecialSpring2024HealerNotes": "These fabulous feathers will help your happiest dreams take flight. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",  

  "armorSpecialSummer2024RogueText": "Nudibranch Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024RogueNotes": "You may be a sea slug without a shell, but you’re a sea slug with sea wings! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024WarriorText": "Whale Shark Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024WarriorNotes": "After you’re transformed into a real Whale Shark Warrior, swim boldly toward your tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024MageText": "Sea Anemone Tail",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024MageNotes": "Tell your enemy to watch out for an anemone! (Now tell them to say that five times fast.) Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024HealerText": "Sea Snail Armor",
  "armorSpecialSummer2024HealerNotes": "Don’t listen to the naysayers. Slow and steady is a valid approach to tackling tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",

  "armorSpecialFall2024WarriorText": "Fiery Imp Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2024WarriorNotes": "Be one with the flames and become immune to their destructive powers in this armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2024RogueText": "Black Cat Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2024RogueNotes": "Be one with the darkness and increase your agility and stealth in this armor. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2024HealerText": "Space Invader Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2024HealerNotes": "Be one with the galaxy and mesmerize onlookers in this armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialFall2024MageText": "Underworld Sorceror Armor",
  "armorSpecialFall2024MageNotes": "Be one with the underworld and embrace the power of mages who’ve come before you in this armor. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",

  "armorSpecialWinter2025WarriorText": "Moose Warrior Armor",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025WarriorNotes": "Everyone’s going to step aside and make way for you when you wear this armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025RogueText": "Snow Costume",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025RogueNotes": "Although you look like you’re covered in cold snow, you are toasty, warm, jolly, and happy when you wear this costume. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025HealerText": "Robe of String Lights",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025HealerNotes": "Twinkle your way through your tasks. Just be careful—if one bulb goes out, they all go out. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025MageText": "Aurora Cloak",
  "armorSpecialWinter2025MageNotes": "Wonder, whimsy, enchantment, and splendor will fill your days when you dance in this cloak. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",

  "armorSpecialSpring2025WarriorText": "Sunshine Armor",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025WarriorNotes": "This stunning armor contains colors you might see in the sky in the middle of a sunny spring day. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025RogueText": "Crystal Point Cloak",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025RogueNotes": "This stunning cloak contains extra crystals with special, secret powers only you know about. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025HealerText": "Plumeria Robes",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025HealerNotes": "This stunning robe contains plumeria petals that are soft and swishy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025MageText": "Mantis Uniform",
  "armorSpecialSpring2025MageNotes": "This stunning uniform contains flashy colors but also lets you stalk your hardest tasks with stealth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",

  "armorMystery201402Text": "Messenger Robes",
  "armorMystery201402Notes": "Shimmering and strong, these robes have many pockets to carry letters. Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Armor",
  "armorMystery201403Notes": "This mossy armor of woven wood bends with the movement of the wearer. Confers no benefit. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201405Text": "Flame of Heart",
  "armorMystery201405Notes": "Nothing can hurt you when you are swathed in flames! Confers no benefit. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201406Text": "Octopus Robe",
  "armorMystery201406Notes": "This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer to slip through even the tiniest cracks. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201407Text":  "Undersea Explorer Suit",
  "armorMystery201407Notes": "Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" and \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit is the best friend of any intrepid undersea explorer. Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201408Text": "Sun Robes",
  "armorMystery201408Notes": "These robes are woven with sunlight and gold. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201409Text": "Strider Vest",
  "armorMystery201409Notes": "A leaf-covered vest that camouflages the wearer. Confers no benefit. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201410Text": "Goblin Gear",
  "armorMystery201410Notes": "Scaly, slimy, and strong! Confers no benefit. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201412Text": "Penguin Suit",
  "armorMystery201412Notes": "You're a penguin! Confers no benefit. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201501Text": "Starry Armor",
  "armorMystery201501Notes": "Galaxies shimmer in the metal of this armor, strengthening the wearer's resolve. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Armor",
  "armorMystery201503Notes": "This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, and eternal productivity. Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Robe",
  "armorMystery201504Notes": "You'll be productive as a busy bee in this fetching robe! Confers no benefit. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201506Text": "Snorkel Suit",
  "armorMystery201506Notes": "Snorkel through a coral reef in this brightly-colored swim suit! Confers no benefit. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Costume",
  "armorMystery201508Notes": "Run fast as a flash in the fluffy Cheetah Costume! Confers no benefit. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Costume",
  "armorMystery201509Notes": "This IS a costume, right? Confers no benefit. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201511Text": "Wooden Armor",
  "armorMystery201511Notes": "Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, it's surprisingly comfortable. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201512Text": "Cold Fire Armor",
  "armorMystery201512Notes": "Summon the icy flames of winter! Confers no benefit. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201603Text": "Lucky Suit",
  "armorMystery201603Notes": "This suit is sewn from thousands of four-leafed clovers! Confers no benefit. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201604Text": "Armor o' Leaves",
  "armorMystery201604Notes": "You, too, can be a small but fearsome leaf puff. Confers no benefit. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Uniform",
  "armorMystery201605Notes": "Unlike the traditional bards who join adventuring parties, bards who join Habitican marching bands are known for grand parades, not dungeon raids. Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201606Text": "Selkie Tail",
  "armorMystery201606Notes": "This strong tail shimmers like sea foam crashing upon the shore. Confers no benefit. June 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201607Text": "Seafloor Rogue Armor",
  "armorMystery201607Notes": "Blend into the sea floor with this stealthy aquatic armor. Confers no benefit. July 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201609Text": "Cow Armor",
  "armorMystery201609Notes": "Fit in with the rest of the herd in this snuggly armor! Confers no benefit. September 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201610Text": "Spectral Armor",
  "armorMystery201610Notes": "Mysterious armor that will cause you to float like a ghost! Confers no benefit. October 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201612Text": "Nutcracker Armor",
  "armorMystery201612Notes": "Crack nuts in style in this spectacular holiday ensemble. Be careful not to pinch your fingers! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201703Text": "Shimmer Armor",
  "armorMystery201703Notes": "Though its colors are reminiscent of spring petals, this armor is stronger than steel! Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201704Text": "Fairytale Armor",
  "armorMystery201704Notes": "Fairy folk crafted this armor from morning dew to capture the colors of the sunrise. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201707Text": "Jellymancer Armor",
  "armorMystery201707Notes": "This armor will help you blend in with the creatures of the ocean while you pursue undersea quests and adventures. Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201710Text": "Imperious Imp Apparel",
  "armorMystery201710Notes": "Scaly, shiny, and strong! Confers no benefit. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201711Text": "Carpet Rider Outfit",
  "armorMystery201711Notes": "This cozy sweater set will help keep you warm as you ride through the sky! Confers no benefit. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201712Text": "Candlemancer Armor",
  "armorMystery201712Notes": "The heat and light generated by this magic armor will warm your heart but never burn your skin! Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Armor",
  "armorMystery201802Notes": "This shiny armor reflects your strength of heart and infuses it into any Habiticans nearby who may need encouragement! Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201806Text": "Alluring Anglerfish Tail",
  "armorMystery201806Notes": "This sinuous tail features glowing spots to light your way through the deep. Confers no benefit. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201807Text": "Sea Serpent Tail",
  "armorMystery201807Notes": "This powerful tail will propel you through the sea at incredible speeds! Confers no benefit. July 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201808Text": "Lava Dragon Armor",
  "armorMystery201808Notes": "This armor is made from the shed scales of the elusive (and extremely warm) Lava Dragon. Confers no benefit. August 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201809Text": "Armor of Autumn Leaves",
  "armorMystery201809Notes": "You are not only a small and fearsome leaf puff, you are sporting the most beautiful colors of the season! Confers no benefit. September 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201810Text": "Dark Forest Robes",
  "armorMystery201810Notes": "These robes are extra warm to protect you from the ghastly cold of haunted realms. Confers no benefit. October 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201903Text": "Shell-ebration Armor",
  "armorMystery201903Notes": "People are dye-ing to know where you got this egg-cellent outfit! Confers no benefit. March 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201904Text": "Opalescent Outfit",
  "armorMystery201904Notes": "This shining garment has opals sewn into the front panel to grant you arcane powers and a fabulous look. Confers no benefit. April 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201906Text": "Kindly Koi Tail",
  "armorMystery201906Notes": "We will spare you a pun about “playing koi.” Oh wait, oops. Confers no benefit. June 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201907Text": "Flowery Shirt",
  "armorMystery201907Notes": "Stay cool and look cool on even the hottest summer day. Confers no benefit. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201908Text": "Footloose Faun Costume",
  "armorMystery201908Notes": "These legs were made for dancing! And that's just what they'll do. Confers no benefit. August 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201909Text": "Affable Acorn Armor",
  "armorMystery201909Notes": "Your tough exterior is protective, but it's still best to keep an eye out for squirrels... Confers no benefit. September 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery201910Text": "Cryptic Armor",
  "armorMystery201910Notes": "This enigmatic armor will protect you from terrors seen and unseen. Confers no benefit. October 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202006Text": "Multichrome Merfolk Tail",
  "armorMystery202006Notes": "Even among the brightest corals and anemones, this tail proudly stands out from the crowd! Confers no benefit. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202007Text": "Outstanding Orca Costume",
  "armorMystery202007Notes": "Swim, flip, dive, and race with this handsome and powerful tail! Confers no benefit. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202101Text": "Snazzy Snow Leopard Suit",
  "armorMystery202101Notes": "Wrap yourself in warm fur and nearly endless tail floof! Confers no benefit. January 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202102Text": "Charming Dress",
  "armorMystery202102Notes": "Sail across the universe in fine style in this buoyantly bright dress. Confers no benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202103Text": "Blossom Viewing Robes",
  "armorMystery202103Notes": "These soft and breezy robes are perfect for a tea party beneath the showy spring trees. Confers no benefit. March 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202104Text": "Downy Thistle Armor",
  "armorMystery202104Notes": "Soft on the inside, spiky on the outside, stylish everywhere! Confers no benefit. April 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202106Text": "Sunset Tail",
  "armorMystery202106Notes": "With this mighty yet elegant tail you can cruise through warm seas all the way to the horizon. Confers no benefit. June 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202110Text": "Mossy Gargoyle Armor",
  "armorMystery202110Notes": "Velvety moss makes you seem soft on the outside, but you're protected by solid stone. Confers no benefit. October 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202112Text": "Antarctic Undine Tail",
  "armorMystery202112Notes": "Glide through icy seas and never get cold with this glimmering tail. Confers no benefit. December 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202204Text": "Virtual Adventurer Capsule",
  "armorMystery202204Notes": "Looks like doing your tasks now requires pushing these mysterious buttons! What could they do? Confers no benefit. April 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202207Text": "Jammin' Jelly Armor",
  "armorMystery202207Notes": "This armor will have you looking glamorous and gelatinous. Confers no benefit. July 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202210Text": "Ominous Ophidian Armor",
  "armorMystery202210Notes": "Try slithering for a change, you may find it's quite an efficient mode of transportation! Confers no benefit. October 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202212Text": "Glacial Dress",
  "armorMystery202212Notes": "The universe can be cold, but this charming dress will keep you cozy as you fly. Confers no benefit. December 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202304Text": "Tiptop Teapot Armor",
  "armorMystery202304Notes": "Here is your handle and here is your spout! Confers no benefit. April 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202306Text": "Rainbow Parka",
  "armorMystery202306Notes": "No one’s going to rain on your parade! And if they try, you’ll stay colorful and dry! Confers no benefit. June 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202307Text": "Kraken's Tentacles",
  "armorMystery202307Notes": "Suction cups have the best traction on the sea floor and on the sides of wayward ships. Confers no benefit. July 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202310Text": "Wraith's Robe",  
  "armorMystery202310Notes": "A ghostly garment that will curl and drift gracefully as you float amidst the haunted bogs and wastes. Confers no benefit. October 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202401Text": "Snowy Spellbinder Robes",
  "armorMystery202401Notes": "These robes appear as delicate as crystal snowflakes, but will keep you plenty warm as you work your wintry magic. Confers no benefit. January 2024 Subscriber Item.", 
  "armorMystery202406Text": "Phantom Buccaneer’s Attire",
  "armorMystery202406Notes": "Haunt your enemies with style and flair! Confers no benefit. June 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202407Text": "Amiable Axolotl Suit",
  "armorMystery202407Notes": "Glide through lakes and canals with your sweeping pink tail! Confers no benefit. July 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202412Text": "Candy Cane Cottontail Coat",
  "armorMystery202412Notes": "A fun and fluffy look to keep you snug on a winter day. Confers no benefit. December 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery202502Text": "Heartfelt Harlequin Suit",
  "armorMystery202502Notes": "You’re full of kind-hearted jokes and japes from your ruffled collar to your gigantic shoes! Confers no benefit. February 2025 Subscriber Item.",

  "armorMystery301404Text": "Steampunk Suit",
  "armorMystery301404Notes": "Dapper and dashing, wot! Confers no benefit. February 3015 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery301703Text": "Steampunk Peacock Gown",
  "armorMystery301703Notes": "This elegant gown is well-suited for even the most extravagant gala! Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
  "armorMystery301704Text": "Steampunk Pheasant Dress",
  "armorMystery301704Notes": "This fine outfit is perfect for a night out and about or a day in your gadget workshop! Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",

  "armorArmoireLunarArmorText": "Soothing Lunar Armor",
  "armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes": "The light of the moon will make you strong and savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorText": "Gladiator Armor",
  "armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes": "To be a gladiator you must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireRancherRobesText": "Rancher Robes",
  "armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes": "Wrangle your mounts and round up your pets while wearing these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGoldenTogaText": "Golden Toga",
  "armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes": "This glimmering toga is only worn by true heroes. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText": "Horned Iron Armor",
  "armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText": "Plague Doctor Overcoat",
  "armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes": "An authentic overcoat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>, Strength by <%= str %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireShepherdRobesText": "Shepherd Robes",
  "armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes": "The fabric is cool and breathable, perfect for a hot day herding gryphons in the desert. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireRoyalRobesText": "Royal Robes",
  "armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes": "Wonderful ruler, rule all day long! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesText": "Crystal Crescent Robes",
  "armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes": "These magical robes are luminescent at night. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorText": "Dragon Tamer Armor",
  "armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes": "This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireBarristerRobesText": "Barrister Robes",
  "armorArmoireBarristerRobesNotes": "Very serious and stately. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireJesterCostumeText": "Jester Costume",
  "armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes": "Tra-la-la! Despite the look of this costume, you are no fool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireMinerOverallsText": "Miner Overalls",
  "armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes": "They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorText": "Basic Archer Armor",
  "armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes": "This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGraduateRobeText": "Graduate Robe",
  "armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes": "Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitText": "Striped Swimsuit",
  "armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes": "What could be more fun than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireCannoneerRagsText": "Cannoneer Rags",
  "armorArmoireCannoneerRagsNotes": "These rags be tougher than they look. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireFalconerArmorText": "Falconer Armor",
  "armorArmoireFalconerArmorNotes": "Keep away talon attacks with this sturdy armor! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorText": "Vermilion Archer Armor",
  "armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorNotes": "This armor is made of a specially enchanted red metal for maximum protection, minimal restriction, and maximum flair! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireOgreArmorText": "Ogre Armor",
  "armorArmoireOgreArmorNotes": "This armor imitates an Ogre's tough skin, but it's lined with fleece for human comfort! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorText": "Iron Blue Archer Armor",
  "armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorNotes": "This armor will protect you from flying arrows on the battlefield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireRedPartyDressText": "Red Party Dress",
  "armorArmoireRedPartyDressNotes": "You're strong, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Strength, Constitution, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireWoodElfArmorText": "Wood Elf Armor",
  "armorArmoireWoodElfArmorNotes": "This armor of bark and leaves will serve as durable camouflage in the forest. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesText": "Ram Fleece Robes",
  "armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesNotes": "These robes keep you warm even through the fiercest blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGownOfHeartsText": "Gown of Hearts",
  "armorArmoireGownOfHeartsNotes": "This gown has all the frills! But that's not all, it will also increase your heart's fortitude. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorText": "Mushroom Druid Armor",
  "armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorNotes": "This woody brown armor, capped with tiny mushrooms, will help you hear the whispers of forest life. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataText": "Green Festival Yukata",
  "armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataNotes": "This fine lightweight yukata will keep you cool while you enjoy any festive occasion. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireMerchantTunicText": "Merchant Tunic",
  "armorArmoireMerchantTunicNotes": "The wide sleeves of this tunic are perfect for stashing the coins you've earned! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireVikingTunicText": "Viking Tunic",
  "armorArmoireVikingTunicNotes": "This warm woolen tunic includes a cloak for extra coziness even in ocean gales. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuText": "Swan Dancer Tutu",
  "armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuNotes": "You just might fly away into the air as you spin in this gorgeous feathered tutu. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorText": "Anti-Procrastination Armor",
  "armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorNotes": "Infused with ancient productivity spells, this steel armor will give you extra strength to battle your tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireYellowPartyDressText": "Yellow Party Dress",
  "armorArmoireYellowPartyDressNotes": "You're perceptive, strong, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireFarrierOutfitText": "Farrier Outfit",
  "armorArmoireFarrierOutfitNotes": "These sturdy work clothes can stand up to the messiest Stable. Increases Intelligence, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitText": "Candlestick Maker Outfit",
  "armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitNotes": "This sturdy set of clothes will protect you from hot wax spills as you ply your craft! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireWovenRobesText": "Woven Robes",
  "armorArmoireWovenRobesNotes": "Display your weaving work proudly by wearing this colorful robe! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatText": "Lamplighter's Greatcoat",
  "armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatNotes": "This heavy woolen coat can stand up to the harshest wintry night! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryText": "Coach Driver's Livery",
  "armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryNotes": "This heavy overcoat will protect you from the weather as you drive. Plus it looks pretty snazzy, too! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsText": "Robe of Diamonds",
  "armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsNotes": "These royal robes not only make you appear noble, they allow you to see the nobility within others. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireFlutteryFrockText": "Fluttery Frock",
  "armorArmoireFlutteryFrockNotes": "A light and airy gown with a wide skirt the butterflies might mistake for a giant blossom! Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsText": "Cobbler's Coveralls",
  "armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsNotes": "These sturdy coveralls have lots of pockets for tools, leather scraps, and other useful items! Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsText": "Glassblower's Coveralls",
  "armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsNotes": "These coveralls will protect you while you're making masterpieces with hot molten glass. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireBluePartyDressText": "Blue Party Dress",
  "armorArmoireBluePartyDressNotes": "You're perceptive, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownText": "Piratical Princess Gown",
  "armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownNotes": "This luxuriant garment has many pockets for concealing weapons and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorText": "Jeweled Archer Armor",
  "armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorNotes": "This finely crafted armor will protect you from projectiles or errant red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingText": "Coveralls of Bookbinding",
  "armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingNotes": "Everything you need in a set of coveralls, including pockets for everything. A pair of goggles, loose change, a golden ring... Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesText": "Robe of Spades",
  "armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesNotes": "These luxuriant robes conceal hidden pockets for treasures or weapons--your choice! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitText": "Soft Blue Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitNotes": "Blue is a calming colour. So calming, some even wear this soft outfit to sleep... zZz. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitText": "Soft Green Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitNotes": "Green is the most refreshing color! Ideal for resting those tired eyes... mmm, or even a nap... Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSoftRedSuitText": "Soft Red Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftRedSuitNotes": "Red is such an invigorating color. If you need to wake up bright and early, this suit could make the perfect pajamas... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireScribesRobeText": "Scribe's Robes",
  "armorArmoireScribesRobeNotes": "These velvety robes are woven with inspirational and motivational magic. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireChefsJacketText": "Chef's Jacket",
  "armorArmoireChefsJacketNotes": "This thick cotton jacket is double-breasted to protect you from spills (and conveniently reversible…). Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Chef Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireVernalVestmentText": "Vernal Vestment",
  "armorArmoireVernalVestmentNotes": "This silky garment is perfect for enjoying mild spring weather in style. Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireNephriteArmorText": "Nephrite Armor",
  "armorArmoireNephriteArmorNotes": "Made from strong steel rings and decorated with jade, this armor will protect you from procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireBoatingJacketText": "Boating Jacket",
  "armorArmoireBoatingJacketNotes": "Whether you're on a swanky yacht or in a jalopy, you'll be the cat's meow in this jacket and tie. Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boating Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireAstronomersRobeText": "Astronomer's Robe",
  "armorArmoireAstronomersRobeNotes": "Turns out silk and starlight make a fabric that is not only magical, but very breathable. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireInvernessCapeText": "Inverness Cape",
  "armorArmoireInvernessCapeNotes": "This sturdy garment will let you search for clues in any type of weather. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeText": "Shadow Master's Robe",
  "armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeNotes": "The fabric of this flowy robe is woven from the darkest shadows in the deepest caves of Habitica. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeText": "Alchemist's Robe",
  "armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeNotes": "Any number of dangerous elixirs are involved in creating arcane metals and gems, and these heavy robes will protect you from harm and unintended side effects! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireDuffleCoatText": "Duffle Coat",
  "armorArmoireDuffleCoatNotes": "Travel frosty realms in style with this cozy wool coat. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Duffle Coat Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorText": "Layer Cake Armor",
  "armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorNotes": "It's protective and tasty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireMatchMakersApronText": "Match Maker's Apron",
  "armorArmoireMatchMakersApronNotes": "This apron is for safety, but for humor's sake we can make light of it. Increases Constitution, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireBaseballUniformText": "Baseball Uniform",
  "armorArmoireBaseballUniformNotes": "Pinstripes never go out of style. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireBoxArmorText": "Box Armor",
  "armorArmoireBoxArmorNotes": "Box Armor: It fits, therefore you sits... uh, therefore you wear it into battle, like the bold knight you are! Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireFiddlersCoatText": "Fiddler's Coat",
  "armorArmoireFiddlersCoatNotes": "A practical outfit to give you plenty of room to move! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoirePirateOutfitText": "Pirate Outfit",
  "armorArmoirePirateOutfitNotes": "Avast, ye landlubbers! The perfect outfit for swabbing the deck and counting your spoils. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireHeroicHerbalistRobeText": "Heroic Herbalist Robe",
  "armorArmoireHeroicHerbalistRobeNotes": "Always smells pleasantly of all kinds of herbs. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herbalist Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGuardiansGownText": "Guardian's Gown",
  "armorArmoireGuardiansGownNotes": "A lovely rustic gown, with surprisingly sturdy seams! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian of the Grazers Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireAutumnEnchantersCloakText": "Autumn Enchanter's Cloak",
  "armorArmoireAutumnEnchantersCloakNotes": "A sorcerer as skilled as you needs to look as powerful as they feel. Increases Intelligence by 12. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireDoubletOfClubsText": "Doublet Of Clubs",
  "armorArmoireDoubletOfClubsNotes": "Who knows what's in the cards, but you'll look stylish at any event in this doublet and cape! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack of Clubs Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireDressingGownText": "Comfy Dressing Gown",
  "armorArmoireDressingGownNotes": "Relax in style with this beautiful traditional dressing gown. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dressing Gown Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireBlueMoonShozokuText": "Blue Moon Armor",
  "armorArmoireBlueMoonShozokuNotes": "A strange serenity surrounds the wearer of this armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Rogue Set (item 4 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireSoftPinkSuitText": "Soft Pink Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftPinkSuitNotes": "Pink is a soothing color. Slip into this loungewear set for a bit of peace during the daily grind! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireJadeArmorText": "Jade Armor",
  "armorArmoireJadeArmorNotes": "This jade armor is both beautiful and functional. Protect yourself, and know that you look fabulous! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireClownsMotleyText": "Clown's Motley",
  "armorArmoireClownsMotleyNotes": "The clothes fit beautifully, but filling these shoes is no small feat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 1 of 5).",
  "armorArmoireMedievalLaundryOutfitText": "Laundry Outfit",
  "armorArmoireMedievalLaundryOutfitNotes": "Put on your working clothes and roll up your sleeves: it's time to get the laundry done! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 1 of 6).",
  "armorArmoireMedievalLaundryDressText": "Laundry Dress",
  "armorArmoireMedievalLaundryDressNotes": "Put on your apron and roll up your sleeves: it's time to get the laundry done! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 2 of 6).",
  "armorArmoireBathtubText": "Bathtub",
  "armorArmoireBathtubNotes": "Time for a little R&R? Here's your own personal bathtub -- and a guarantee that the water is always the right temperature! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bubble Bath Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireBagpipersKiltText": "Bagpiper's Kilt",
  "armorArmoireBagpipersKiltNotes": "A good sturdy kilt will serve you well. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bagpiper Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireHeraldsTunicText": "Herald's Tunic",
  "armorArmoireHeraldsTunicNotes": "Get ready to spread good news far and wide in this colorful, royal outfit. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Herald Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireSoftBlackSuitText": "Soft Black Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftBlackSuitNotes": "Black is a mysterious colour. It’s sure to inspire the most interesting dreams. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Black Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireShootingStarCostumeText": "Star Gown",
  "armorArmoireShootingStarCostumeNotes": "Rumored to have been spun out of the night sky itself, this flowy gown lets you rise above all obstacles in your path. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Stardust Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSoftVioletSuitText": "Soft Violet Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftVioletSuitNotes": "Purple is a luxurious color. Relax in style after you’ve accomplished all your daily tasks. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Violet Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireGardenersOverallsText": "Gardener's Overalls",
  "armorArmoireGardenersOverallsNotes": "Don’t be afraid to work down in the dirt when you’re wearing these durable overalls. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gardener Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireStrawRaincoatText": "Straw Raincoat",
  "armorArmoireStrawRaincoatNotes": "This woven straw cape will keep you dry and your armor from rusting while on your quest. Just don’t venture too near a candle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Straw Raincoat Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireFancyPirateSuitText": "Fancy Pirate Jacket",
  "armorArmoireFancyPirateSuitNotes": "Wear this fine jacket well as you organize your ship’s library or talk it through as a crew. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fancy Pirate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "armorArmoireSheetGhostCostumeText": "Sheet Ghost Costume",
  "armorArmoireSheetGhostCostumeNotes": "Boo! This is the scariest costume in all of Habitica, so wear it wisely... and watch your step so you don’t trip. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "armorArmoireJewelersApronText": "Jeweler's Apron",
  "armorArmoireJewelersApronNotes": "This heavy-duty apron is just the thing to wear when you feel creative. Best of all, there are dozens of small pockets to hold everything you need. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweler Set (Item 1 of 4).", 
  "armorArmoireShawlCollarCoatText": "Shawl-Collar Coat",
  "armorArmoireShawlCollarCoatNotes": "A wise wizard once said there’s nothing better than being both cozy and productive! Wear this warm and stylish coat as you conquer the year’s challenges. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "armorArmoireTeaGownText": "Tea Party Gown",
  "armorArmoireTeaGownNotes": "You’re resilient, creative, brilliant, and so fashionable! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Tea Party Set (Item 1 of 3).",  
  "armorArmoireBasketballUniformText": "Basketball Uniform",
  "armorArmoireBasketballUniformNotes": "Wondering what’s printed on the back of this uniform? It’s your lucky number, of course! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Old Timey Basketball Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "armorArmoirePaintersApronText": "Painter's Apron",
  "armorArmoirePaintersApronNotes": "This apron can protect your clothes from paint and your creative projects from harsh critiques. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Painter Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireStripedRainbowShirtText": "Striped Rainbow Shirt",
  "armorArmoireStripedRainbowShirtNotes": "The colors of the rainbow have never looked so good before. Be bold! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Rainbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireDiagonalRainbowShirtText": "Diagonal Rainbow Shirt",
  "armorArmoireDiagonalRainbowShirtNotes": "A splash of color with a dash of style. Be joyful! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Rainbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireAdmiralsUniformText": "Admiral's Uniform",
  "armorArmoireAdmiralsUniformNotes": "We salute you! This naval uniform signals that you’re ready to take command of your tasks as well as a ship. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Admiral’s Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireKarateGiText": "Karate Gi",
  "armorArmoireKarateGiNotes": "This lightweight karate uniform is perfect for practice or competition. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 1 of 10).",
  "armorArmoireGreenFluffTrimmedCoatText": "Green Fluff Trimmed Coat",
  "armorArmoireGreenFluffTrimmedCoatNotes": "Tales tell that once in a generation, a coat comes along that is the warmest and coziest. Its fluff is extraordinary and its buttons are manageable even by mitten-clad hands. This is that coat. Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Trapper Hat Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireSchoolUniformSkirtText": "School Uniform with Skirt",
  "armorArmoireSchoolUniformSkirtNotes": "Whether you’re attending a school for magical wizards, dragon riders, sportsball players, creative artisans, or members of a profession too secret to list here, you’ll fit right in with this uniform. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: School Uniform Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireSchoolUniformPantsText": "School Uniform with Pants",
  "armorArmoireSchoolUniformPantsNotes": "Whether you’re attending a school for magical wizards, dragon riders, sportsball players, creative artisans, or members of a profession too secret to list here, you’ll fit right in with this uniform. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: School Uniform Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireSoftWhiteSuitText": "Soft White Suit",
  "armorArmoireSoftWhiteSuitNotes": "White is a peaceful color. Whether you’re facing a crisp white bedsheet or a blanket of newly fallen snow, you’ll have a clear and ready mind. Increases Constitution by <% con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: White Loungewear Set (Item 2 of 3).", 
  "armorArmoireHattersSuitText": "Hatter's Suit",
  "armorArmoireHattersSuitNotes": "Your outfit isn’t complete without your lucky green bowtie. Wear this to your next mad tea party. Or pleasant tea party. Or excited tea party. Or... Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Hatter Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireSmileyShirtText": "Smiley Face Shirt",
  "armorArmoireSmileyShirtNotes": "Because you’re happy! Show the world you’re all smiles today. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Optimist Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoirePottersApronText": "Potter's Apron",
  "armorArmoirePottersApronNotes": "You came prepared with tools of the trade. Good thing you wore this apron. It has pockets! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potter Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireYellowStripedSwimsuitText": "Yellow Striped Swimsuit",
  "armorArmoireYellowStripedSwimsuitNotes": "What could be more delightful than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Beachside Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireBlueStripedSwimsuitText": "Blue Striped Swimsuit",
  "armorArmoireBlueStripedSwimsuitNotes": "What could be more exciting than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Beachside Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "armorArmoireCorsairsCoatAndCapeText": "Corsair’s Coat and Cape",
  "armorArmoireCorsairsCoatAndCapeNotes": "Whether you’re biding your time on the docks or watching for danger on the open seas, these will surely keep you feeling dry and looking dramatic. Just keep your balance on deck. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Corsair Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "armorArmoireDragonKnightsArmorText": "Dragon Knight Armor",
  "armorArmoireDragonKnightsArmorNotes": "Channel the strength and power of a dragon with this armor made of silver and shed scales. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Knight Set (Item 2 of 3)",
  "armorArmoireFunnyFoolCostumeText": "Funny Fool Costume",
  "armorArmoireFunnyFoolCostumeNotes": "Dum-de-dum! Surely you jest. This colorful outfit looks amazing on you! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Funny Fool Set (Item 2 of 3)",
  "armorArmoireStormKnightArmorText": "Storm Knight Armor",
  "armorArmoireStormKnightArmorNotes": "In this armor, you are nearly invincible. Your enemies will never see the storm’s end. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Storm Knight Set (Item 2 of 3)",
  "armorArmoireFestiveHelperOverallsText": "Festive Helper Overalls",
  "armorArmoireFestiveHelperOverallsNotes": "Durable and comfortable, these overalls are great for working, playing, and assisting others. Plus, it has pockets! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festive Helper Set (Item 2 of 2)",
  "armorArmoireSnowyFluffTrimmedCoatText": "Snowy Fluff-Trimmed Coat",
  "armorArmoireSnowyFluffTrimmedCoatNotes": "As the first flakes fall around you, this coat will not only keep you toasty but also help you blend in perfectly with your snowy surroundings. Glide along the ice in style! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Snowy Trapper Hat Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "armorArmoireSpringPetalYukataText": "Spring Petal Yukata",
  "armorArmoireSpringPetalYukataNotes": "This yukata is perfect to wear to celebrate the coming of spring. Be sure to pose by cherry blossoms for a photo. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Spring Petal Set (Item 1 of 2).",

  "headgear": "helm",
  "headgearCapitalized": "Headgear",

  "headBase0Text": "No Headgear",
  "headBase0Notes": "No headgear.",

  "headWarrior1Text": "Leather Helm",
  "headWarrior1Notes": "Cap of sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headWarrior2Text": "Chain Coif",
  "headWarrior2Notes": "Hood of interlocked metal rings. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headWarrior3Text": "Plate Helm",
  "headWarrior3Notes": "Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headWarrior4Text": "Red Helm",
  "headWarrior4Notes": "Set with rubies for power, and glows when the wearer is angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headWarrior5Text": "Golden Helm",
  "headWarrior5Notes": "Regal crown bound to shining armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",

  "headRogue1Text": "Leather Hood",
  "headRogue1Notes": "Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headRogue2Text": "Black Leather Hood",
  "headRogue2Notes": "Useful for both defense and disguise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headRogue3Text": "Camouflage Hood",
  "headRogue3Notes": "Rugged, but doesn't impede hearing. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headRogue4Text": "Penumbral Hood",
  "headRogue4Notes": "Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headRogue5Text": "Umbral Hood",
  "headRogue5Notes": "Conceals even thoughts from those who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",

  "headWizard1Text": "Magician Hat",
  "headWizard1Notes": "Simple, comfortable, and fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headWizard2Text": "Cornuthaum",
  "headWizard2Notes": "Traditional headgear of the itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headWizard3Text": "Astrologer Hat",
  "headWizard3Notes": "Adorned with the rings of Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headWizard4Text": "Archmage Hat",
  "headWizard4Notes": "Focuses the mind for intensive spellcasting. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Hat",
  "headWizard5Notes": "Shows authority over fortune, weather, and lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",

  "headHealer1Text": "Quartz Circlet",
  "headHealer1Notes": "Jeweled headpiece, for focus on the task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headHealer2Text": "Amethyst Circlet",
  "headHealer2Notes": "A taste of luxury for a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headHealer3Text": "Sapphire Circlet",
  "headHealer3Notes": "Shines to let sufferers know their salvation is at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headHealer4Text": "Emerald Diadem",
  "headHealer4Notes": "Emits an aura of life and growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headHealer5Text": "Royal Diadem",
  "headHealer5Notes": "For king, queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",

  "headSpecial0Text": "Shade Helm",
  "headSpecial0Notes": "Blood and ash, lava and obsidian give this helm its imagery and power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headSpecial1Text": "Crystal Helm",
  "headSpecial1Notes": "The favored crown of those who lead by example. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "headSpecial2Text": "Nameless Helm",
  "headSpecial2Notes": "A testament to those who gave of themselves while asking nothing in return. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "headSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Helm",
  "headSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This helm was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "headSpecialFireCoralCircletText": "Fire Coral Circlet",
  "headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes": "This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows you to breathe water and dive for treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headSpecialPyromancersTurbanText": "Pyromancer's Turban",
  "headSpecialPyromancersTurbanNotes": "This magical turban will help you breathe even in the thickest smoke! Plus it's extremely cozy! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headSpecialBardHatText": "Bardic Cap",
  "headSpecialBardHatNotes": "Stick a feather in your cap and call it \"productivity\"! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headSpecialLunarWarriorHelmText": "Lunar Warrior Helm",
  "headSpecialLunarWarriorHelmNotes": "The power of the moon will strengthen you in battle! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "headSpecialMammothRiderHelmText": "Mammoth Rider Helm",
  "headSpecialMammothRiderHelmNotes": "Don't let its fluffiness fool you--this hat will grant you piercing powers of perception! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headSpecialPageHelmText": "Page Helm",
  "headSpecialPageHelmNotes": "Chainmail: for the stylish AND the practical. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodText": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Hood",
  "headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodNotes": "This bright hood emits a colorful glow that will protect you from unpleasant weather! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "headSpecialClandestineCowlText": "Clandestine Cowl",
  "headSpecialClandestineCowlNotes": "Take care to conceal your face as you rob your Tasks of gold and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownText": "Snow Sovereign Crown",
  "headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownNotes": "The jewels in this crown sparkle like new-fallen snowflakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "headSpecialSpikedHelmText": "Spiked Helm",
  "headSpecialSpikedHelmNotes": "You'll be well protected from stray Dailies and bad Habits with this functional (and neat-looking!) helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "headSpecialDandyHatText": "Dandy Hat",
  "headSpecialDandyHatNotes": "What a merry chapeau! You'll look quite fine enjoying a stroll in it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "headSpecialKabutoText": "Kabuto",
  "headSpecialKabutoNotes": "This helm is functional and beautiful! Your enemies will become distracted admiring it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "headSpecialNamingDay2017Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Helm",
  "headSpecialNamingDay2017Notes": "Happy Naming Day! Wear this fierce and feathery helm as you celebrate Habitica. Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialTurkeyHelmBaseText": "Turkey Helm",
  "headSpecialTurkeyHelmBaseNotes": "Your Turkey Day look will be complete when you don this beaked helm! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialTurkeyHelmGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Helm",
  "headSpecialTurkeyHelmGildedNotes": "Gobble gobble! Bling bling! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialPiDayText": "Pi Hat",
  "headSpecialPiDayNotes": "Try to balance this slice of delicious pie on your head while walking in a circle. Or throw it at a red Daily! Or you could just eat it. Your choice! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Helm",
  "headSpecialKS2019Notes": "Adorned with a gryphon's likeness and plumage, this glorious helmet symbolizes the way your skills and bearing stand as an example to others. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",

  "headSpecialNyeText": "Absurd Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNyeNotes": "You've received an Absurd Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Helm",
  "headSpecialYetiNotes": "An adorably fearsome hat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Helm",
  "headSpecialSkiNotes": "Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Hat",
  "headSpecialCandycaneNotes": "This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Crown",
  "headSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "The wearer of this crown is never cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpringRogueText": "Stealthy Kitty Mask",
  "headSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Nobody will EVER guess that you are a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Hat",
  "headSpecialSpringMageNotes": "This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpringHealerText": "Crown of Friendship",
  "headSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Hat",
  "headSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Only the most productive of pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Bandana",
  "headSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This soft, salty cloth fills its wearer with strength. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp-Wrapped Hat",
  "headSpecialSummerMageNotes": "What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Crown",
  "headSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "Enables its wearer to heal damaged reefs. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Hood",
  "headSpecialFallRogueNotes": "A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFallWarriorText": "Monster Scalp of Science",
  "headSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Graft on this helm! It's only SLIGHTLY used. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFallMageText": "Pointy Hat",
  "headSpecialFallMageNotes": "Magic is woven into every thread of this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFallHealerText": "Head Bandages",
  "headSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Highly sanitary and very fashionable. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2014Text": "Silly Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2014Notes": "You've received a Silly Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2015RogueText": "Icicle Drake Mask",
  "headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes": "You are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake. You are not infiltrating the Icicle Drake hives. You have no interest at all in the hoards of riches rumored to lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gingerbread Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "Think, think, think as hard as you can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2015MageText": "Aurora Hat",
  "headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes": "The fabric of this hat shifts and glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Snuggly Earmuffs",
  "headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "These warm earmuffs keep out chills and distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Fireproof Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "Fire? HAH! You squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Beware Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Beware the Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughing. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2015MageText": "Stage Mage Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "Which came first, the bunny or the hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Comforting Crown",
  "headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "The pearl at the center of this crown calms and comforts those around it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "This pirate hat fell overboard and has been decorated with scraps of fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Jeweled Oceanic Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this helm is strong and handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2015MageText": "Soothsayer Scarf",
  "headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "Hidden power shines in the threads of this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Cap",
  "headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "With your sailor's cap set firmly on your head, you can navigate even the stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2015RogueText": "Bat-tle Wings",
  "headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes": "Echolocate your enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Scarecrow Hat",
  "headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2015MageText": "Stitched Hat",
  "headSpecialFall2015MageNotes": "Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Hat of Frog",
  "headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This is an extremely serious hat that is worthy of only the most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2015Text": "Ridiculous Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2015Notes": "You've received a Ridiculous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2016RogueText": "Cocoa Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes": "The protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Snowman Cap",
  "headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2016MageText": "Snowboarder Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes": "Keeps the snow out of your eyes while you're casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Fairy Wing Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Thesewingsfluttersoquicklythattheyblur! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Good Doggy Mask",
  "headSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "Aww, what a cute puppy! Come here and let me pet your head. ...Hey, where did all my Gold go? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Mouse Guard Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "Never again shall you be bopped on the head! Let them try! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2016MageText": "Grand Malkin Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "Apparel to set you above the mere alley-mages of the world. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Blossom Diadem",
  "headSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "It glints with the potential of new life ready to burst forth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2016RogueText": "Eel Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes": "Peek out from rocky crevices while wearing this stealthy helm. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Helmet",
  "headSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite those tough tasks with this fearsome helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2016MageText": "Blowspout Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2016MageNotes": "Magical water constantly sprays from this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Seahorse Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "This helm indicates that the wearer was trained by the magical healing seahorses of Dilatory. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2016RogueText": "Black Widow Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2016RogueNotes": "The legs on this helm are constantly twitching. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Gnarled Bark Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "This swamp-sogged helm is covered with bits of bog. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2016MageText": "Hood of Wickedness",
  "headSpecialFall2016MageNotes": "Conceal your plotting beneath this shadowy hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Medusa's Crown",
  "headSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "Woe to anyone who looks you in the eyes... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2016Text": "Whimsical Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2016Notes": "You've received a Whimsical Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2017RogueText": "Frosty Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes": "Fashioned from ice crystals, this helm will help you move unnoticed through wintry landscapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Hockey Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "This is a hard and durable helmet, made to withstand impacts from ice or even dark red dailies! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2017MageText": "Winter Wolf Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2017MageNotes": "This helm, fashioned in the image of the legendary Winter Wolf, will keep your head warm and your vision sharp. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sparkling Blossom Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "These glittering petals focus brainpower! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Sneaky Bunny Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "This mask will prevent your cuteness from giving you away as you sneak up on Dailies (or clovers)! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Feline Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "Protect your adorable, fuzzy noggin with this finely decorated helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2017MageText": "Canine Conjuror Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "This hat can help you cast mighty spells… Or you can just use it to summon tennis balls. Your choice. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Petal Circlet",
  "headSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "This delicate crown emits the comforting scent of new Spring blooms. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2017RogueText": "Sea Dragon Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes": "This helm changes colors to help you blend in with your surroundings. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Sandcastle Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "The finest helm anyone could hope to wear... at least, until the tide comes in. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2017MageText": "Whirlpool Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2017MageNotes": "This hat is composed entirely of a swirling, inverted whirlpool. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Crown of Sea Creatures",
  "headSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This helm is made up of friendly sea creatures who are temporarily resting on your head, giving you sage advice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2017RogueText": "Jack-o-Lantern Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2017RogueNotes": "Ready for treats? Time to don this festive, glowing helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This helm might look like a treat, but wayward tasks won't find it so sweet! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2017MageText": "Masquerade Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2017MageNotes": "When you appear in this feathery hat, everyone will be left guessing the identity of the magical stranger in the room! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted House Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "Invite spooky spirits and friendly creatures to seek your healing powers in this helm! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2017Text": "Fanciful Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2017Notes": "You've received a Fanciful Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2018RogueText": "Reindeer Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes": "The perfect holiday disguise, with a built-in headlight! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Giftbox Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "This jaunty box top and bow are not only festive, but quite sturdy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2018MageText": "Sparkly Top Hat",
  "headSpecialWinter2018MageNotes": "Ready for some extra special magic? This glittery hat is sure to boost all your spells! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "This fancy hood will keep you warm with happy holiday feelings! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2018RogueText": "Duck-Billed Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes": "Quack quack! Your cuteness belies your clever and sneaky nature. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Helm of Rays",
  "headSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "The brightness of this helm will dazzle any enemies nearby! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2018MageText": "Tulip Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2018MageNotes": "The fancy petals of this helm will grant you special springtime magic. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Circlet",
  "headSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "The polished gems of this circlet will enhance your mental energy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2018RogueText": "Fishing Sun Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes": "Provides comfort and protection from the harsh glare of the summer sun over the water. Especially important if you're more accustomed to staying stealthy in the shadows! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Fish Barbute",
  "headSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Show everyone you're the alpha betta with this flamboyant helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2018MageText": "Lionfish Crest",
  "headSpecialSummer2018MageNotes": "Glare dolorously upon anyone who dares say you look like a “tastyfish”. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Crown",
  "headSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "Adorned with aquamarine, this finned diadem marks leadership of folk, fish, and those who are a bit of both! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Alter Ego Face",
  "headSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "Most of us hide away our inward struggles. This mask shows that we all experience tension between our good and bad impulses. Plus it comes with a sweet hat! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Minotaur Visage",
  "headSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "This fearsome mask shows you can really take your tasks by the horns! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2018MageText": "Candymancer's Hat",
  "headSpecialFall2018MageNotes": "This pointy hat is imbued with powerful spells of sweetness. Careful, if it gets wet it may become sticky! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Ravenous Helm",
  "headSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "This helm is fashioned from a carnivorous plant renowned for its ability to dispatch zombies and other inconveniences. Just watch out that it doesn't chew on your head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2018Text": "Outlandish Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2018Notes": "You've received an Outlandish Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2019RogueText": "Poinsettia Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2019RogueNotes": "This leafy helm will attain its brightest red color right around the darkest days of winter, helping you blend in with holiday decor! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Glacial Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "It's important to keep a cool head! This icy helm will protect you from any opponent's blows. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2019MageText": "Flaming Fireworks",
  "headSpecialWinter2019MageNotes": "Stand well back and watch the sparks fly! Your tasks cannot stand against this might! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Starry Crown",
  "headSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "On the darkest, coldest winter night, one particular star shines its brightest. This crown is made from metal from that star, to help you shine! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2019RogueText": "Cloud Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2019RogueNotes": "No one will notice a cloud quietly drifting toward their stash of Gold, right? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Orchid Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "This helm is unbreakable and tough! Also it attracts butterflies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2019MageText": "Amber Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2019MageNotes": "A glowing amber gem grants this hat the power of arcane natural forces. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Robin Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "Be ready for the first day of spring with this cute beaky helm. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2019RogueText": "Hammerhead Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2019RogueNotes": "This helm gives you a 360 degree view of surrounding waters, which is perfect for sneaking up on unsuspecting red Dailies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Turtle Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "It won't let you pull your head down between your shoulders, but it will protect you if you bonk the bottom of a boat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Lily Pad Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Contrary to popular belief, your head is not an appropriate place for frogs to perch. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Conch Crown",
  "headSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "The spiraling structure of this shell will help you hear any cry for help across the seven seas. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Antique Opera Hat",
  "headSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "Did you find this headpiece at an auction of possibly-cursed costume pieces, or in the attic of an eccentric grandparent? Whatever its origin, its age and wear add to your air of mystery. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Obsidian Skull Helmet",
  "headSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "The dark eye-sockets of this skull helmet will daunt the bravest of your enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2019MageText": "Cyclops Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2019MageNotes": "Its single baleful eye does inhibit depth perception, but that is a small price to pay for the way it hones your focus to a single, intense point. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Dark Miter",
  "headSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Don this dark miter to harness the powers of the fearsome Lich. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2019Text": "Outrageous Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2019Notes": "You've received an Outrageous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",
  "headSpecialWinter2020RogueText": "Floofy Stocking Cap",
  "headSpecialWinter2020RogueNotes": "A Rogue walks down the street in that hat, people know they're not afraid of anything. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Snow-Dusted Headdress",
  "headSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "A prickly feeling on your scalp is a small price to pay for seasonal magnificence. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2020MageText": "Bell Crown",
  "headSpecialWinter2020MageNotes": "Oh! How the bells / Sweet golden bells / All seem to say, / “Cast ‘Burst of Flames’” Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Star Anise Emblem",
  "headSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Please remove it from your head before attempting to brew chai or coffee with it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2020RogueText": "Lapis Kabuto",
  "headSpecialSpring2020RogueNotes": "So vibrant and valuable, you'll be tempted to steal it off your own head. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Beetle Helm",
  "headSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Your enemies' blows will glance off this beetle-inspired helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2020MageText": "Drip Top Cap",
  "headSpecialSpring2020MageNotes": "Is the sky clear? Humidity low? Don't worry, we've got you. Moisten your magic without dampening your spirits! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Iris Fascinator",
  "headSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Beguile your foes with this headpiece made of flowers! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2020RogueText": "Crocodile Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2020RogueNotes": "Complete your Rogue-ish disguise with this helm! Maybe you can fool your enemies with your crocodile tears... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Flashy Fishy Cap",
  "headSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "Trout your strength and skill with this highly visible headgear. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2020MageText": "Oarfish Crest",
  "headSpecialSummer2020MageNotes": "Who needs a crown with this crest? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Glass-Studded Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "Stand tall, that beachcombers may keep their hands out of your hair. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Two-Headed Stone Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Look twice, act once: this mask makes it easy. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Creepy Cowl",
  "headSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "The Warrior who once wore this never flinched from the weightiest tasks! But others may flinch from you when you wear it... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2020MageText": "Awakened Clarity",
  "headSpecialFall2020MageNotes": "With this cap seated perfectly on your brow, your third eye opens, allowing you to focus on what is otherwise invisible: mana flows, restless spirits, and forgotten To-Dos. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Death's Head Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "The dreadful pallor of this skull-like visage shines as a warning to all mortals: Time is fleeting! Attend to thy deadlines, before it is too late! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialWinter2021RogueText": "Ivy Mask",
  "headSpecialWinter2021RogueNotes": "A rogue can go unseen in the woods with a mask like this. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Insulated Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "Wrap up against the cold weather in this cozy hood. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2021MageText": "Moonlight Shadow Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2021MageNotes": "Let your mind get carried away, while you feel safely tucked in, under this huge homely hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Exploration Headgear",
  "headSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "A surprising amount of heat escapes through the head! Not if you're wearing this thick hood and goggles, though. There'll be no icicles on YOUR eyelashes! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2021RogueText": "Twin Flower Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2021RogueNotes": "Let's keep the flowery language to a minimum: this hat will help you blend in with the spring flowers! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Helm of the Sun",
  "headSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "Don't fear! The sunstone in this helm will help you bring to light those deepest, darkest red to-dos. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2021MageText": "Cygnet Circlet",
  "headSpecialSpring2021MageNotes": "Set this airy crown upon your brow, and the birds of the water will come attend to you. To what quest will you call them? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Salix Wreath",
  "headSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "Weep not, friends! A Healer is here to soothe your suffering! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2021RogueText": "Clownfish Hood",
  "headSpecialSummer2021RogueNotes": "It's bold, bright, and funny. Just like you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2021WarriorText": "Fishy Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2021WarriorNotes": "This helm can keep you safe and its magic will help you breathe underwater as well! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2021MageText": "Nautilus Crest",
  "headSpecialSummer2021MageNotes": "The pinhole eyes set upon this speckled cap may not improve your underwater vision all that much, but they sure can unnerve your opponents. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2021HealerText": "Parrot Mask",
  "headSpecialSummer2021HealerNotes": "Borrow the plumage of a parrot to help you in your daily battles! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2022RogueText": "Crab Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2022RogueNotes": "No time to be crabby, we're out here shellebrating the summer's hottest crustacean puns. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2022WarriorText": "Waterspout Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2022WarriorNotes": "Channel the power of water as you center yourself in this intense vortex. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2022MageText": "Manta Ray Helm",
  "headSpecialSummer2022MageNotes": "Keep your head protected as you dive into your tasks or into the deepest waters. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2022HealerText": "Angelfish Ear Fins",
  "headSpecialSummer2022HealerNotes": "Fish don't have ears, you say? Wait til you tell them the news. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2021RogueText": "You Have Been Engulfed",
  "headSpecialFall2021RogueNotes": "Welp, you're stuck. Now you are doomed to roam dungeon corridors, collecting debris. DOOOOMED! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2021WarriorText": "Headless Cravat",
  "headSpecialFall2021WarriorNotes": "Lose your head over this formal collar and tie that complete your suit. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2021MageText": "Brain Eater Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2021MageNotes": "The tentacles surrounding the mouth grab prey and hold its delicious thoughts close for you to savor. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2021HealerText": "Summoner's Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2021HealerNotes": "Your own magic turns your hair into shocking, bright flames when you don this mask. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",

  "headSpecialWinter2022RogueText": "Thundering Finale",
  "headSpecialWinter2022RogueNotes": "What? Huh? There's a Rogue where? I'm sorry, I can't hear anything over these fireworks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2022WarriorText": "Fuzzy Stocking Cap",
  "headSpecialWinter2022WarriorNotes": "In festive green with soft red trim, this hat is guaranteed to keep you warm all winter. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2022MageText": "Pomegranate Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2022MageNotes": "Due to its thick husk, this festive, fruity helmet is berry strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2022HealerText": "Crystalline Ice Crown",
  "headSpecialWinter2022HealerNotes": "Minute imperfections and impurities send the arms of this headdress branching out in unpredictable directions. It's symbolic! And also very, very pretty. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2022RogueText": "Magpie Mask",
  "headSpecialSpring2022RogueNotes": "Be as clever as a magpie when wearing this mask. Maybe you’ll even be able to whistle, trill, and mimic as well as one, too. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2022WarriorText": "Rain Slicker Hood",
  "headSpecialSpring2022WarriorNotes": "Tut tut, it looks like rain! Stand tall and pull up your hood to stay dry. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2022MageText": "Forsythia Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpring2022MageNotes": "Stay dry during a rainstorm with this protective helmet of downturned petals. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2022HealerText": "Peridot Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpring2022HealerNotes": "This mysterious helmet preserves your privacy as you tackle your tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2022RogueText": "Kappa Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2022RogueNotes": "With this metal cap upon your head, you will have extra protection when you venture onto land. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2022WarriorText": "Orc Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2022WarriorNotes": "Tusks tough and sharp enough to pierce pumpkins! RAWR! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2022MageText": "Harpy Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2022MageNotes": "Entrance and lure others close with this magical maiden mask. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2022HealerText": "Peeker Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2022HealerNotes": "Beauty is in there. Somewhere! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  
  "headSpecialWinter2023RogueText": "Gift Bow",
  "headSpecialWinter2023RogueNotes": "People's temptations to “unwrap” your hair will give you opportunities to practice your ducks and dodges. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2023WarriorText": "Walrus Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2023WarriorNotes": "This walrus helm is perfect for chatting with a friend or partaking in a clever meal. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2023MageText": "Fairy-Lit Tiara",
  "headSpecialWinter2023MageNotes": "Were you hatched with a Starry Night potion? Because I've got stars in my eyes for you. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2023HealerText": "Cardinal Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2023HealerNotes": "This cardinal helm is perfect for whistling and singing to herald the winter season. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2023RogueText": "Caterpillar Cowl",
  "headSpecialSpring2023RogueNotes": "Be sure to tuck in those tempting antennae when birds are hunting overhead! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2023WarriorText": "Hummingbird Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpring2023WarriorNotes": "Cover your visage in iridescent feathers when you fly into battle. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2023MageText": "Moonstone Visor",
  "headSpecialSpring2023MageNotes": "You’ll want to wear these glasses at night so you can see clearly by the light of the moon. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2023HealerText": "Lily Bloom",
  "headSpecialSpring2023HealerNotes": "This brilliant and colorful display shares a color scheme with the Orb of Rebirth! How symbolic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2023RogueText": "Guppy Cap",
  "headSpecialSummer2023RogueNotes": "Gup, two, three, four! Can't get eaten, got tasks to score! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2023WarriorText": "Goldfish Fin",
  "headSpecialSummer2023WarriorNotes": "This fabulous fin provides stability as you swim toward troublesome tasks ahead of you. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2023MageText": "Coral Antlers",
  "headSpecialSummer2023MageNotes": "The wisdom of an entire ecosystem is with you when you work your marine magic. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2023HealerText": "Kelp Crown",
  "headSpecialSummer2023HealerNotes": "They're not snakes! You can open your eyes, it's safe! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2023RogueText": "Enchanted Visage",
  "headSpecialFall2023RogueNotes": "This jinxed stew has given you the fuzzy face and long ears of a donkey! How very Shakespearean. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2023WarriorText": "Haunted Screen",
  "headSpecialFall2023WarriorNotes": "What horror lurks in this realm of distortion and static? You'll have to stay tuned to find out! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2023MageText": "Scarlet Warlock Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2023MageNotes": "With piercing eyes and pointed flair, it makes any illusion a sudden possibility. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2023HealerText": "Bog Creature Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2023HealerNotes": "With eyes as dark as the bog it emerged from, it fixes its gaze upon enemies. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",

  "headSpecialNye2023Text": "Ludicrous Party Hat",
  "headSpecialNye2023Notes": "You've received a Ludicrous Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year! Confers no benefit.",

  "headSpecialWinter2024RogueText": "Snowy Owl Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2024RogueNotes": "Whooooo will you see when wearing this hood? Well, who WON’T you see? You will capture every movement, every gesture, every detail around you. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2024WarriorText": "Peppermint Bark Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2024WarriorNotes": "Never has protecting your noggin been so festively delicious! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2024MageText": "Narwhal Wizard Hood",
  "headSpecialWinter2024MageNotes": "This fleece-lined hood will protect you from the cold as well as from negative thoughts and vibes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2024HealerText": "Frozen Helm",
  "headSpecialWinter2024HealerNotes": "Uh oh, a spell gone wrong has trapped you in ice! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2024RogueText": "Melting Snow Hood",
  "headSpecialSpring2024RogueNotes": "What wishes and hopes will emerge as ice and snow give way to rich soil? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2024WarriorText": "Fluorite Headdress",
  "headSpecialSpring2024WarriorNotes": "What could be more stunning than wearing this crystal crown into battle? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2024MageText": "Hibiscus Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2024MageNotes": "What could be more intimidating to enemies than showing off this pollen-covered hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2024HealerText": "Bluebird Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpring2024HealerNotes": "What happy songs will you sing when you wear this helmet? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",

  "headSpecialSummer2024RogueText": "Nudibranch Helmet",
  "headSpecialSummer2024RogueNotes": "This helm with its horn-like tentacles helps you hide so you can strike on your own terms. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2024WarriorText": "Whale Shark Helmet",
  "headSpecialSummer2024WarriorNotes": "Bite those tricky tasks in two with this helpful helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2024MageText": "Sea Anemone Hat",
  "headSpecialSummer2024MageNotes": "This hat waves gently in the ocean currents as it helps you channel your wisdom. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSummer2024HealerText": "Sea Snail Shell",
  "headSpecialSummer2024HealerNotes": "This spiral shell helps remind you to stop spiraling out of control. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",

  "headSpecialFall2024WarriorText": "Fiery Imp Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2024WarriorNotes": "Whether you’re mischievous or threatening, you won’t be missed when you wear this! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2024RogueText": "Black Cat Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2024RogueNotes": "Whether you’re cuddly or cunning, you won’t be missed when you wear this! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2024HealerText": "Space Invader Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2024HealerNotes": "Whether you’re defending your planet or exploring a new one, you won’t be missed when you wear this! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "headSpecialFall2024MageText": "Underworld Sorcerer Mask",
  "headSpecialFall2024MageNotes": "Whether you’re mysterious or whimsical, you won’t be missed when you wear this! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",

  "headSpecialWinter2025WarriorText": "Moose Warrior Helmet",
  "headSpecialWinter2025WarriorNotes": "So, get this: now you look just like a moose. Wear those antlers with pride. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2025RogueText": "Snow Mask",
  "headSpecialWinter2025RogueNotes": "There is definitely some magic in this hat, because it transforms you into a snow person. Just don’t let the bunny get too close to your carrot nose. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2025HealerText": "Tangle of String Lights",
  "headSpecialWinter2025HealerNotes": "Don’t bother untangling these because they are already in the shape of a hat. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialWinter2025MageText": "Aurora Hat",
  "headSpecialWinter2025MageNotes": "More than just a fancy fascinator, this hat makes you look like the aurora borealis itself. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",

  "headSpecialSpring2025WarriorText": "Sunshine Helmet",
  "headSpecialSpring2025WarriorNotes": "The crest atop this shiny helmet resembles the path of the sun but also looks like a brush you could use for spring cleaning. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2025RogueText": "Crystal Point Hat",
  "headSpecialSpring2025RogueNotes": "The crystals in this hat encourage productive energy but also shine bright so you can work any time of day or night. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2025HealerText": "Plumeria Headdress",
  "headSpecialSpring2025HealerNotes": "This flower symbolizes birth, love, and new beginnings! It also provides a beautiful scent you can enjoy as you work on your tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "headSpecialSpring2025MageText": "Mantis Mask",
  "headSpecialSpring2025MageNotes": "The mantis is known for camouflaging or moving slowly. Choose one tactic to help with each goal but know you can always change tactics if you need to. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",

  "headSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Helm",
  "headSpecialGaymerxNotes": "In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",

  "headMystery201402Text": "Winged Helm",
  "headMystery201402Notes": "This winged circlet imbues the wearer with the speed of the wind! Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201405Text": "Flame of Mind",
  "headMystery201405Notes": "Burn away the procrastination! Confers no benefit. May 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201406Text": "Crown of Tentacles",
  "headMystery201406Notes": "The tentacles of this helm gather up magical energy from the water. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Helm",
  "headMystery201407Notes": "This helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort of makes you look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201408Text": "Sun Crown",
  "headMystery201408Notes": "This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength of will. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201411Text": "Steel Helm of Sporting",
  "headMystery201411Notes": "This is the traditional helmet worn in the beloved Habitican sport of Balance Ball, which consists of covering yourself with heavy protective gear and then committing to a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201412Text": "Penguin Hat",
  "headMystery201412Notes": "Who's a penguin? Confers no benefit. December 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201501Text": "Starry Helm",
  "headMystery201501Notes": "The constellations flicker and swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201505Text": "Green Knight Helm",
  "headMystery201505Notes": "The green plume on this iron helm waves proudly. Confers no benefit. May 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201508Text": "Cheetah Hat",
  "headMystery201508Notes": "This cozy cheetah hat is very fuzzy! Confers no benefit. August 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201509Text": "Werewolf Mask",
  "headMystery201509Notes": "This IS a mask, right? Confers no benefit. September 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201511Text": "Log Crown",
  "headMystery201511Notes": "Count the number of rings to learn how old this crown is. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201512Text": "Winter Flame",
  "headMystery201512Notes": "These flames burn cold with pure intellect. Confers no benefit. December 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201601Text": "Helm of True Resolve",
  "headMystery201601Notes": "Stay resolute, brave champion! Confers no benefit. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Hood",
  "headMystery201602Notes": "Shield your identity from all your admirers. Confers no benefit. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201603Text": "Lucky Hat",
  "headMystery201603Notes": "This top hat is a magical good-luck charm. Confers no benefit. March 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201604Text": "Crown o' Flowers",
  "headMystery201604Notes": "These woven flowers make a surprisingly strong helm! Confers no benefit. April 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201605Text": "Marching Bard Hat",
  "headMystery201605Notes": "Seventy-six dragons led the big parade, with a hundred and ten gryphons close at hand! Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201606Text": "Selkie Cap",
  "headMystery201606Notes": "Hum the tune of the ocean as you blend in with the frolicking seals! Confers no benefit. June 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201607Text": "Seafloor Rogue Helm",
  "headMystery201607Notes": "The kelp growing from this helm helps camouflage you. Confers no benefit. July 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201608Text": "Helm of Lightning",
  "headMystery201608Notes": "This crackling helm conducts electricity! Confers no benefit. August 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201609Text": "Cow Hat",
  "headMystery201609Notes": "You'll never want to remooooove this cow hat. Confers no benefit. September 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201610Text": "Spectral Flame",
  "headMystery201610Notes": "These flames will awaken your ghostly power. Confers no benefit. October 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201611Text": "Fancy Feasting Hat",
  "headMystery201611Notes": "You're guaranteed to be the fanciest person at the feast in this plumed chapeau. Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201612Text": "Nutcracker Helm",
  "headMystery201612Notes": "This tall and splendid helm adds a magnificent element to your holiday apparel! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201702Text": "Heartstealer Hood",
  "headMystery201702Notes": "Though this hood conceals your face, it only magnifies your powers of attraction! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201703Text": "Shimmer Helm",
  "headMystery201703Notes": "The soft light reflected from this horned helm will soothe even the most enraged foe. Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201705Text": "Feathered Fighter Helm",
  "headMystery201705Notes": "Habitica is known for its fierce and productive Gryphon Warriors! Join their prestigious ranks when you don this feathery helm. Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201707Text": "Jellymancer Helm",
  "headMystery201707Notes": "Need some extra hands for your tasks? This translucent jelly helm has quite a few tentacles to lend you help! Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201710Text": "Imperious Imp Helm",
  "headMystery201710Notes": "This helm makes you look intimidating... but it won't do any favors for your depth perception! Confers no benefit. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201712Text": "Candlemancer Crown",
  "headMystery201712Notes": "This crown will bring light and warmth to even the darkest winter night. Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Helm",
  "headMystery201802Notes": "The antennae on this helm act as cute dowsing rods, detecting feelings of love and support nearby. Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201803Text": "Daring Dragonfly Circlet",
  "headMystery201803Notes": "Although its appearance is quite decorative, you can engage the wings on this circlet for extra lift! Confers no benefit. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201805Text": "Phenomenal Peacock Helm",
  "headMystery201805Notes": "This helm will make you the proudest and prettiest (possibly also the loudest) bird in town. Confers no benefit. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201806Text": "Alluring Anglerfish Helm",
  "headMystery201806Notes": "The mesmerizing light atop this helm will call all the creatures of the sea to your side. We urge you to use your glowy powers of attraction for good! Confers no benefit. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201807Text": "Sea Serpent Helm",
  "headMystery201807Notes": "The strong scales on this helm will protect you from any manner of oceanic foe. Confers no benefit. July 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201808Text": "Lava Dragon Cowl",
  "headMystery201808Notes": "The glowing horns on this cowl will light your way through underground caverns. Confers no benefit. August 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201809Text": "Crown of Autumn Flowers",
  "headMystery201809Notes": "The last flowers of autumn's warm days are a reminder of the beauty of the season. Confers no benefit. September 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201810Text": "Dark Forest Helm",
  "headMystery201810Notes": "If you find yourself traveling through a spooky place, the glowing red eyes of this helm will surely scare away any enemies in your path. Confers no benefit. October 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201811Text": "Splendid Sorcerer's Hat",
  "headMystery201811Notes": "Wear this feathered hat to stand out at even the fanciest wizardly gatherings! Confers no benefit. November 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201901Text": "Polaris Helm",
  "headMystery201901Notes": "The glowing gems on this helm contain light magically captured from winter auroras. Confers no benefit. January 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201903Text": "Sunny Side Up Helm",
  "headMystery201903Notes": "Some may call you an egghead, but that's OK because you know how to take a yolk. Confers no benefit. March 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201904Text": "Opulent Opal Circlet",
  "headMystery201904Notes": "The opals in this circlet shine in every color of the rainbow, giving it a variety of magical properties. Confers no benefit. April 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201907Text": "Backwards Cap",
  "headMystery201907Notes": "Nothing says “I'm relaxing here!” like a backwards cap. Confers no benefit. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201909Text": "Affable Acorn Hat",
  "headMystery201909Notes": "Every acorn needs a hat! Er, cupule, if you want to get technical about it. Confers no benefit. September 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201910Text": "Cryptic Flame",
  "headMystery201910Notes": "These flames reveal arcane secrets before your very eyes! Confers no benefit. October 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201911Text": "Charmed Crystal Hat",
  "headMystery201911Notes": "Each of the crystal points attached to this hat endows you with a special power: mystic clairvoyance, arcane wisdom, and... sorcerous plate spinning? All right then. Confers no benefit. November 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery201912Text": "Polar Pixie Crown",
  "headMystery201912Notes": "This glittering snowflake grants you resistance to the biting cold no matter how high you fly! Confers no benefit. December 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202001Text": "Fabled Fox Ears",
  "headMystery202001Notes": "Your hearing will be so sharp, you'll hear the stars twinkling and the moon spinning. Confers no benefit. January 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202003Text": "Barbed Helm",
  "headMystery202003Notes": "Be careful, this helm is sharp in more ways than one! Confers no benefit. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202006Text": "Sugilite Circlet",
  "headMystery202006Notes": "The positive energy of these radiant purple stones will draw the sea's friendliest creatures to your side. Confers no benefit. June 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202007Text": "Outstanding Orca Helm",
  "headMystery202007Notes": "This helm will tune you in to the complex and beautiful songs of your fellow cetaceans. Confers no benefit. July 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202008Text": "Owlish Oracle Headdress",
  "headMystery202008Notes": "WHO? WHO? WHO approaches, seeking your counsel? Confers no benefit. August 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202010Text": "Batty Ears",
  "headMystery202010Notes": "We'll spare you another joke about echolocation... cation... cation. Confers no benefit. October 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202011Text": "Foliated Magus Hat",
  "headMystery202011Notes": "Wield the power of the changing seasons while also looking very stylish! Confers no benefit. November 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202012Text": "Frostfire Mask",
  "headMystery202012Notes": "This imposing mask features piercing eyes that will blind foes like the glare of sunlight on fresh snow. Confers no benefit. December 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202101Text": "Snazzy Snow Leopard Helm",
  "headMystery202101Notes": "The icy blue eyes on this feline helm will freeze even the most intimidating task on your list. Confers no benefit. January 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202103Text": "Blossom Viewing Circlet",
  "headMystery202103Notes": "Greet spring in style in this circlet woven from the first blooming branches. Confers no benefit. March 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202106Text": "Sunset Aureole",
  "headMystery202106Notes": "This crown captures the beauty of the sun’s last summer light. Confers no benefit. June 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202107Text": "Sublime Sun Hat",
  "headMystery202107Notes": "Perfect for enjoying but also protecting yourself from our powerful frenemy, the sun. Confers no benefit. July 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202108Text": "Fiery Shounen Hair",
  "headMystery202108Notes": "You're looking super fresh, just sayin'. Confers no benefit. August 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202110Text": "Mossy Gargoyle Helm",
  "headMystery202110Notes": "The frightening visage of this stony helm will surely repel malevolent forces or even bad habits! Confers no benefit. October 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202111Text": "Chronovision Hat",
  "headMystery202111Notes": "A fine and fancy hat, with goggles that let you see through time. Pretty cool, right? Confers no benefit. November 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202112Text": "Antarctic Undine Crown",
  "headMystery202112Notes": "This frozen crown shimmers like the hidden depths of an iceberg. Confers no benefit. December 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202202Text": "Turquoise Twintails",
  "headMystery202202Notes": "You gotta have blue hair! Confers no benefit. February 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202206Text": "Sea Sprite Circlet",
  "headMystery202206Notes": "The blue pearl in this circlet grants you waterbending powers. Use them wisely! Confers no benefit. June 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202207Text": "Jammin' Jelly Helm",
  "headMystery202207Notes": "Need a hand with your tasks? Will several dozen bioluminescent tentacles do? Confers no benefit. July 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202208Text": "Perky Ponytail",
  "headMystery202208Notes": "Enjoy showing off this voluminous hair - it can double as a whip in a pinch! Confers no benefit. August 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202210Text": "Ominous Ophidian Helm",
  "headMystery202210Notes": "This scaly hood will surely terrify your To-Do list into submission! Confers no benefit. October 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202211Text": "Electromancer Hat",
  "headMystery202211Notes": "Be careful with this powerful hat, its effect on admirers can be quite shocking! Confers no benefit. November 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202301Text": "Valiant Vulpine Ears",
  "headMystery202301Notes": "Your hearing will be so sharp you'll hear the dawn breaking and the dew sparkling. Confers no benefit. January 2023 Subscriber Item.",  
  "headMystery202303Text": "Mane Character Hair",
  "headMystery202303Notes": "What better way to let everyone know you’re the star of this tale than to have blue and improbably spiky hair? Confers no benefit. March 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202304Text": "Tiptop Teapot Lid",
  "headMystery202304Notes": "Wear this helm for your own safe-tea. Confers no benefit. April 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202308Text": "Purple Protagonist Hair",
  "headMystery202308Notes": "Does the unruly cowlick sticking up from the middle of your head represent your persistence or your penchant for mischief? Confers no benefit. August 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202310Text": "Wraith's Hood",
  "headMystery202310Notes": "It hides your face, and yet lends your eyes an unsettling and spectral glow. Confers no benefit. October 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202311Text": "Spellbinder’s Hat",
  "headMystery202311Notes": "Bind even space and time to your will. Confers no benefit. November 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202312Text": "Wintry Blue Hair",
  "headMystery202312Notes": "This fancy hairdo evokes the snowy colors of the season. Confers no benefit. December 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202402Text": "Paradise Pink Hair",
  "headMystery202402Notes": "This pretty pink mane is the perfect accessory for February and beyond. Confers no benefit. February 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202403Text": "Lucky Aquamarine Cap",
  "headMystery202403Notes": "Lucky you, to be able to don this fine cap of emerald velvet with its fine sea-green gem. Confers no benefit. March 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202404Text": "Mycelial Magus Hat",  
  "headMystery202404Notes": "This hat will connect you with the earth and allow you to hear secret wishes from many creatures. Confers no benefit. April 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202406Text": "Phantom Buccaneer’s Hat",
  "headMystery202406Notes": "The ghostly feathers that adorn this hat glow faintly, like the waves of a spectral sea. Confers no benefit. June 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202407Text": "Amiable Axolotl Hood",
  "headMystery202407Notes": "These magical gills will let you breathe underwater! Confers no benefit. July 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202409Text": "Heliotrope Magus Hat",
  "headMystery202409Notes": "More than just jaunty decorations, the enchanted sunflowers on this hat fill the wearer with powerful magic energy. Confers no benefit. September 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202411Text": "Bristled Helm",
  "headMystery202411Notes": "This helm is quite intimidating to your tasks when you dive in headfirst! Confers no benefit. November 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202412Text": "Candy Cane Cottontail Hood",
  "headMystery202412Notes": "Warm and cozy, just like a cup of minty hot cocoa on a winter night! Confers no benefit. December 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202501Text": "Frostbinder’s Hat",  
  "headMystery202501Notes": "This sparkling hat generates a light and festive flurry around you at all times. Confers no benefit. January 2025 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202502Text": "Heartfelt Harlequin Hat",
  "headMystery202502Notes": "This jaunty little hat is sure to inspire joy in anyone who sees you! Confers no benefit. February 2025 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery202503Text": "Jade Juggernaut Hair",
  "headMystery202503Notes": "This verdant hairdo perfectly suits a brave warrior and defender of the planet. Confers no benefit. March 2025 Subscriber Item.",

  "headMystery301404Text": "Fancy Top Hat",
  "headMystery301404Notes": "A fancy top hat for the finest of gentlefolk! January 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
  "headMystery301405Text": "Basic Top Hat",
  "headMystery301405Notes": "A basic top hat, just begging to be paired with some fancy head accessories. Confers no benefit. May 3015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery301703Text": "Fancy Feather Hat",
  "headMystery301703Notes": "The feathers for this hat were donated by Miss Prue's Finishing School for Fancy Peacocks. Wear them with pride! Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
  "headMystery301704Text": "Pheasant Plume Hat",
  "headMystery301704Notes": "What could be more pleasant than a plume from a pheasant? Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",

  "headArmoireLunarCrownText": "Soothing Lunar Crown",
  "headArmoireLunarCrownNotes": "This crown strengthens health and sharpens senses, especially when the moon is full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireRedHairbowText": "Red Hairbow",
  "headArmoireRedHairbowNotes": "Become strong, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatText": "Violet Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Violet Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGladiatorHelmText": "Gladiator Helm",
  "headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes": "To be a gladiator you must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireRancherHatText": "Rancher Hat",
  "headArmoireRancherHatNotes": "Round up your pets and wrangle your mounts while wearing this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBlueHairbowText": "Blue Hairbow",
  "headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireRoyalCrownText": "Royal Crown",
  "headArmoireRoyalCrownNotes": "Hooray for the ruler, mighty and strong! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsText": "Golden Laurels",
  "headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes": "These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireHornedIronHelmText": "Horned Iron Helm",
  "headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes": "Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireYellowHairbowText": "Yellow Hairbow",
  "headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes": "Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireRedFloppyHatText": "Red Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText": "Plague Doctor Hat",
  "headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes": "An authentic hat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBlackCatText": "Black Cat Hat",
  "headArmoireBlackCatNotes": "This black hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoireOrangeCatText": "Orange Cat Hat",
  "headArmoireOrangeCatNotes": "This orange hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatText": "Blue Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a brilliant blue color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressText": "Shepherd Headdress",
  "headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes": "Sometimes the gryphons that you herd like to chew on this headdress, but it makes you seem more intelligent nonetheless. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatText": "Crystal Crescent Hat",
  "headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes": "The design on this hat waxes and wanes with the phases of the moon. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmText": "Dragon Tamer Helm",
  "headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes": "You look exactly like a dragon. The perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBarristerWigText": "Barrister Wig",
  "headArmoireBarristerWigNotes": "This bouncy wig is enough to frighten away even the fiercest foe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireJesterCapText": "Jester Cap",
  "headArmoireJesterCapNotes": "The bells on this hat might distract your opponents, but they just help you focus. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireMinerHelmetText": "Miner Helmet",
  "headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes": "Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBasicArcherCapText": "Basic Archer Cap",
  "headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes": "No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGraduateCapText": "Graduate Cap",
  "headArmoireGraduateCapNotes": "Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatText": "Green Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a gorgeous green color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireCannoneerBandannaText": "Cannoneer Bandanna",
  "headArmoireCannoneerBandannaNotes": "'Tis a cannoneer's life for me! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireFalconerCapText": "Falconer Cap",
  "headArmoireFalconerCapNotes": "This jaunty cap helps you better understand birds of prey. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmText": "Vermilion Archer Helm",
  "headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmNotes": "The magic ruby in this helm will help you aim with laser focus! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireOgreMaskText": "Ogre Mask",
  "headArmoireOgreMaskNotes": "Your enemies will run for the hills when they see an Ogre coming their way! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmText": "Iron Blue Archer Helm",
  "headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmNotes": "Hard-headed? No, you're just well protected. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireWoodElfHelmText": "Wood Elf Helm",
  "headArmoireWoodElfHelmNotes": "This helm of leaves may look delicate, but it can protect you from inclement weather and dangerous foes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireRamHeaddressText": "Ram Headdress",
  "headArmoireRamHeaddressNotes": "This elaborate helm is fashioned to look like a ram's head. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireCrownOfHeartsText": "Crown of Hearts",
  "headArmoireCrownOfHeartsNotes": "This rosy red crown isn't just eye-catching! It will also strengthen your heart against tough tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireMushroomDruidCapText": "Mushroom Druid Cap",
  "headArmoireMushroomDruidCapNotes": "Harvested deep in a misty forest, this cap grants the wearer knowledge of medicinal plants. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireMerchantChaperonText": "Merchant Chaperon",
  "headArmoireMerchantChaperonNotes": "This versatile wrapped wool hat will surely make you the most stylish seller in the market! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireVikingHelmText": "Viking Helm",
  "headArmoireVikingHelmNotes": "No horns or wings are found on this helm: those are too easy for enemies to grab! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownText": "Swan Feather Crown",
  "headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownNotes": "This tiara is lovely and light as a swan's feather! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmText": "Anti-Procrastination Helm",
  "headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmNotes": "This mighty steel helm will help you win the fight to be healthy, happy, and productive! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatText": "Candlestick Maker Hat",
  "headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatNotes": "A jaunty hat makes every job more fun, and candlemaking is no exception! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireLamplightersTopHatText": "Lamplighter's Top Hat",
  "headArmoireLamplightersTopHatNotes": "This jaunty black hat completes your lamp-lighting ensemble! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "headArmoireCoachDriversHatText": "Coach Driver's Hat",
  "headArmoireCoachDriversHatNotes": "This hat is dressy, but not quite so dressy as a top hat. Make sure you don't lose it as you drive speedily across the land! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsText": "Crown of Diamonds",
  "headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsNotes": "This shining crown isn't just a great hat; it will also sharpen your mind! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireFlutteryWigText": "Fluttery Wig",
  "headArmoireFlutteryWigNotes": "This fine powdered wig has plenty of room for your butterflies to rest if they get tired while doing your bidding. Increases Intelligence, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireBirdsNestText": "Bird's Nest",
  "headArmoireBirdsNestNotes": "If you start feeling movement and hearing chirps, your new hat might have turned into new friends. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoirePaperBagText": "Paper Bag",
  "headArmoirePaperBagNotes": "This bag is a hilarious but surprisingly protective helm (don't worry, we know you look good under there!). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoireBigWigText": "Big Wig",
  "headArmoireBigWigNotes": "Some powdered wigs are for looking more authoritative, but this one is just for laughs! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoireGlassblowersHatText": "Glassblower's Hat",
  "headArmoireGlassblowersHatNotes": "This hat mainly just looks good with your other protective glassblowing gear! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressText": "Piratical Princess Headdress",
  "headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressNotes": "Fancy buccaneers are known for their fancy headwear! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmText": "Jeweled Archer Helm",
  "headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmNotes": "This helm may look ornate, but it's also exceedingly light and strong. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweled Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireVeilOfSpadesText": "Veil of Spades",
  "headArmoireVeilOfSpadesNotes": "A shadowy and mysterious veil that will boost your stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ace of Spades Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireToqueBlancheText": "Toque Blanche",
  "headArmoireToqueBlancheNotes": "According to legend, the number of folds in this hat indicate the number of ways you know how to cook an egg! Is it accurate? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Chef Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireVernalHenninText": "Vernal Hennin",
  "headArmoireVernalHenninNotes": "More than just a pretty hat, this conical chapeau can also hold a rolled-up To Do list inside. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vernal Vestments Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireTricornHatText": "Tricorn Hat",
  "headArmoireTricornHatNotes": "Become a revolutionary jokester! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoireNephriteHelmText": "Nephrite Helm",
  "headArmoireNephriteHelmNotes": "The carved jade plume atop this helm is enchanted to enhance your aim. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Nephrite Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBoaterHatText": "Boater Hat",
  "headArmoireBoaterHatNotes": "This straw chapeau is the bee's knees! Increases Strength, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Boating Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireAstronomersHatText": "Astronomer's Hat",
  "headArmoireAstronomersHatNotes": "A perfect hat for celestial observation or a fancy wizard brunch. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Astronomer Mage Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireDeerstalkerCapText": "Deerstalker Cap",
  "headArmoireDeerstalkerCapNotes": "This cap is perfect for rural excursions, but also is acceptable gear for mystery-solving! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireShadowMastersHoodText": "Shadow Master's Hood",
  "headArmoireShadowMastersHoodNotes": "This hood grants you the power to see through even the deepest darkness. It may occasionally require eyedrops, though. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireAlchemistsHatText": "Alchemist's Hat",
  "headArmoireAlchemistsHatNotes": "While hats are not strictly necessary for alchemical practice, looking cool certainly doesn't hurt anything! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireEarflapHatText": "Earflap Hat",
  "headArmoireEarflapHatNotes": "If you're looking to keep your head toasty warm, this hat has you covered! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Duffle Coat Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "headArmoireFrostedHelmText": "Frosted Helm",
  "headArmoireFrostedHelmNotes": "The perfect headgear for any celebration! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireMatchMakersBeretText": "Match Maker's Beret",
  "headArmoireMatchMakersBeretNotes": "You'll look striking wearing this lovely hat! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireBaseballCapText": "Baseball Cap",
  "headArmoireBaseballCapNotes": "Let everyone know that you're on Team Habitica! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireFiddlersCapText": "Fiddler's Cap",
  "headArmoireFiddlersCapNotes": "Put on this jaunty cap to let everyone know who's dancing to whose tune! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireHeroicHerbalistCrispinetteText": "Heroic Herbalist Crispinette",
  "headArmoireHeroicHerbalistCrispinetteNotes": "This handy headdress will help you keep your hair out of the way... It doesn't hurt that it also adds to the mystique. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herbalist Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGuardiansBonnetText": "Guardian's Bonnet",
  "headArmoireGuardiansBonnetNotes": "Don this fetching bonnet to help you herd your tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Guardian of the Grazers Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireHornsOfAutumnText": "Horns of Autumn",
  "headArmoireHornsOfAutumnNotes": "Draw the power of the season's brisk air and channel it through your magic! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireCapOfClubsText": "Cap of Clubs",
  "headArmoireCapOfClubsNotes": "Let everyone know about your latest achievements with this literal feather in your cap! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jack of Clubs Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireNightcapText": "Nightcap",
  "headArmoireNightcapNotes": "Your new nightcap even has a nice bouncy pompom! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dressing Gown Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBlueMoonHelmText": "Blue Moon Helm",
  "headArmoireBlueMoonHelmNotes": "This helm offers an astonishing amount of luck to its wearer, and exceptional events follow its use. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Rogue Set (item 3 of 4).",
  "headArmoirePinkFloppyHatText": "Pink Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoirePinkFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a perfect pink color. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireJadeHelmText": "Jade Helm",
  "headArmoireJadeHelmNotes": "Some say jade decreases fear and anxiety. With this beautiful helm, you definitely have no cause to worry! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jade Warrior Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireClownsWigText": "Clown's Wig",
  "headArmoireClownsWigNotes": "No bad tasks can bite you now! You'll taste funny. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 3 of 5).",
  "headArmoireMedievalLaundryCapText": "Laundry Cap",
  "headArmoireMedievalLaundryCapNotes": "It's not quite a thinking cap, but for laundry, it will do... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 3 of 6).",
  "headArmoireMedievalLaundryHatText": "Laundry Hat",
  "headArmoireMedievalLaundryHatNotes": "It's not quite a thinking cap, but for laundry, it will do... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 4 of 6).",
  "headArmoireRubberDuckyText": "Rubber Ducky",
  "headArmoireRubberDuckyNotes": "The perfect companion for an indulgent spa day! Also surprisingly knowledgeable about a range of software issues. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bubble Bath Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoireGlengarryText": "Glengarry",
  "headArmoireGlengarryNotes": "A traditional cap full of pride and history. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bagpiper Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireHeraldsCapText": "Herald's Cap",
  "headArmoireHeraldsCapNotes": "This herald’s hat includes a perky plume. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Herald Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireBlackFloppyHatText": "Black Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireBlackFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a bold black color. Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Black Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireRegalCrownText": "Regal Crown",
  "headArmoireRegalCrownNotes": "Any monarch would be lucky to have such a majestic, smart-looking crown. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Regal Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireShootingStarCrownText": "Star Crown",
  "headArmoireShootingStarCrownNotes": "With this brightly shining headpiece, you will literally be the star of your own adventure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Stardust Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGardenersSunHatText": "Gardener's Sun Hat",
  "headArmoireGardenersSunHatNotes": "The bright light of the day star won’t shine in your eyes when you wear this wide-brimmed hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gardener Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireStrawRainHatText": "Straw Rain Hat",
  "headArmoireStrawRainHatNotes": "You’ll be able to spot every obstacle in your path when you wear this water-resistant, conical hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Straw Raincoat Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "headArmoireFancyPirateHatText": "Fancy Pirate Hat",
  "headArmoireFancyPirateHatNotes": "Be protected from the sun and any seagulls flying overhead as you drink tea on the deck of your ship. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fancy Pirate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireTeaHatText": "Tea Party Hat",
  "headArmoireTeaHatNotes": "This elegant hat is both fancy and functional. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Tea Party Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBeaniePropellerHatText": "Beanie Propeller Hat",
  "headArmoireBeaniePropellerHatNotes": "This isn’t the time to keep your feet on the ground! Spin this little propeller and rise as high as your ambitions will take you. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headArmoirePaintersBeretText": "Painter's Beret",
  "headArmoirePaintersBeretNotes": "See the world with a more artistic eye when you wear this jaunty beret. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Painter Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireAdmiralsBicorneText": "Admiral's Bicorne Hat",
  "headArmoireAdmiralsBicorneNotes": "Hats off to you! Wearing this two-cornered hat will make you wiser, brighter, braver...and taller. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Admiral’s Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoirePurpleSpookySorceryHatText": "Purple Spooky Sorcery Hat",
  "headArmoirePurpleSpookySorceryHatNotes": "Purple as dusk and full of mysteries, this hat is suited to all your sorcerous needs. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Spooky Sorcery Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "headArmoireBlackSpookySorceryHatText": "Black Spooky Sorcery Hat",
  "headArmoireBlackSpookySorceryHatNotes": "Black as night and full of secrets, this hat is suited to all your sorcerous needs. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Spooky Sorcery Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "headArmoireGreenTrapperHatText": "Green Trapper Hat",
  "headArmoireGreenTrapperHatNotes": "Everyone says your hat looks so warm! And it really is. Just be sure to lift the flaps off your ears when they’re talking to you, or everyone will sound more like “yrrr hah ooks ss wrrm!” Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Trapper Hat Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireWhiteFloppyHatText": "White Floppy Hat",
  "headArmoireWhiteFloppyHatNotes": "Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a wondrous white color. Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: White Loungewear Set (Item 1 of 3).",
  "headArmoireHattersTopHatText": "Hatter's Top Hat",
  "headArmoireHattersTopHatNotes": "Our hats are off to you, and yours is on! What’s hidden in your hat is anybody’s guess (but we’re hoping it’s a bunny). Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Hatter Set (Item 1 of 4).",
  "headArmoirePottersBandanaText": "Bandana",
  "headArmoirePottersBandanaNotes": "Look the part and keep your hair out of your face while you work. It’s a win-win! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potter Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "headArmoireCorsairsBandanaText": "Corsair’s Bandana",
  "headArmoireCorsairsBandanaNotes": "Whether you’re keeping your head covered in case a seagull flies overhead or making sure your foes never see you sweat, this bandana is essential. Just add a decorative bead for every adventure you complete. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Corsair Set (Item 2 of 3)",
  "headArmoireDragonKnightsHelmText": "Dragon Knight Helm",
  "headArmoireDragonKnightsHelmNotes": "With the fiery features on this helmet, dragons might mistake you for one of their own. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Knight Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "headArmoireFunnyFoolCapText": "Funny Fool Cap",
  "headArmoireFunnyFoolCapNotes": "The bells on this hat might make your opponents burst into giggles, but they just help you concentrate. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Funny Fool Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "headArmoireStormKnightHelmText": "Storm Knight Helm",
  "headArmoireStormKnightHelmNotes": "Harness lightning through these antlers as you storm the castle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Storm Knight Set (Item 1 of 3)",
  "headArmoireFestiveHelperHatText": "Festive Helper Hat",
  "headArmoireFestiveHelperHatNotes": "Holiday tip #27: have a helper hat handy. This one is big enough to keep an emergency toy underneath! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festive Helper Set (Item 1 of 2)",
  "headArmoireSnowyTrapperHatText": "Snowy Trapper Hat",
  "headArmoireSnowyTrapperHatNotes": "Blue, frostbitten ears will be a thing of the past. Embrace cozy warmth in style! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Snowy Trapper Hat Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "headArmoireFancyFloralHatText": "Fancy Floral Hat",
  "headArmoireFancyFloralHatNotes": "Feast your eyes on this fancy hat full of fantastic flowers and frilly fastenings. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fancy Floral Accessories Set (Item 1 of 2).",  

  "offhand": "off-hand item",
  "offHandCapitalized": "Off-Hand Item",

  "shieldBase0Text": "No Off-Hand Equipment",
  "shieldBase0Notes": "No shield or other off-hand item.",

  "shieldWarrior1Text": "Wooden Shield",
  "shieldWarrior1Notes": "Round shield of thick wood. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldWarrior2Text": "Buckler",
  "shieldWarrior2Notes": "Light and sturdy, quick to bring to the defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldWarrior3Text": "Reinforced Shield",
  "shieldWarrior3Notes": "Made of wood but bolstered with metal bands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldWarrior4Text": "Red Shield",
  "shieldWarrior4Notes": "Rebukes blows with a burst of flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldWarrior5Text": "Golden Shield",
  "shieldWarrior5Notes": "Shining badge of the vanguard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",

  "shieldHealer1Text": "Medic Buckler",
  "shieldHealer1Notes": "Easy to disengage, freeing a hand for bandaging. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldHealer2Text": "Kite Shield",
  "shieldHealer2Notes": "Tapered shield with the symbol of healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldHealer3Text": "Protector Shield",
  "shieldHealer3Notes": "Traditional shield of defender knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldHealer4Text": "Savior Shield",
  "shieldHealer4Notes": "Stops blows aimed at nearby innocents as well as those aimed at you. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldHealer5Text": "Royal Shield",
  "shieldHealer5Notes": "Bestowed upon those most dedicated to the kingdom's defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",

  "shieldSpecial0Text": "Tormented Skull",
  "shieldSpecial0Notes": "Sees beyond the veil of death, and displays what it finds there for enemies to fear. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "shieldSpecial1Text": "Crystal Shield",
  "shieldSpecial1Notes": "Shatters arrows and deflects the words of naysayers. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "shieldSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Shield",
  "shieldSpecialTakeThisNotes": "This shield was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "shieldSpecialGoldenknightText": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
  "shieldSpecialGoldenknightNotes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldText": "Moonpearl Shield",
  "shieldSpecialMoonpearlShieldNotes": "Designed for fast swimming, and also some defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornText": "Mammoth Rider's Horn",
  "shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornNotes": "One blow on this mighty rose quartz horn and you'll summon powerful magical forces. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "shieldSpecialDiamondStaveText": "Diamond Stave",
  "shieldSpecialDiamondStaveNotes": "This valuable stave has mystical powers. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageText": "Roguish Rainbow Message",
  "shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes": "This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "shieldSpecialLootBagText": "Loot Bag",
  "shieldSpecialLootBagNotes": "This bag is ideal for storing all the goodies you've stealthily removed from unsuspecting Tasks! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
  "shieldSpecialWintryMirrorText": "Wintry Mirror",
  "shieldSpecialWintryMirrorNotes": "How else to best admire your wintry look? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "shieldSpecialWakizashiText": "Wakizashi",
  "shieldSpecialWakizashiNotes": "This short sword is perfect for close-quarters battles with your Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
  "shieldSpecialPiDayText": "Pi Shield",
  "shieldSpecialPiDayNotes": "We dare you to calculate the ratio of this shield's circumference to its deliciousness! Confers no benefit.",
  "shieldSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Shield",
  "shieldSpecialKS2019Notes": "Sparkling like the shell of a gryphon egg, this magnificent shield shows you how to stand ready to help when your own burdens are light. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",

  "shieldSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Shield",
  "shieldSpecialYetiNotes": "This shield reflects light from the snow. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Every shield is unique. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Egg Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpringHealerText": "Squeaky Ball of Ultimate Protection",
  "shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Driftwood Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "This shield, made from the wood of wrecked ships, can deter even the stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummerHealerText": "Shield of the Shallows",
  "shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "No one will dare to attack the coral reef when faced with this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFallWarriorText": "Potent Potion of Science",
  "shieldSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Spills mysteriously on lab coats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFallHealerText": "Jeweled Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes": "This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorText": "Gumdrop Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes": "This seemingly-sugary shield is actually made of nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerText": "Soothing Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes": "This shield deflects the freezing wind. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Dish Discus",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "Hurl it at your enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up with yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Patterned Pillow",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "You can rest your head on this soft pillow, or you can wrestle it with your fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Sunfish Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this shield shines like the sand and the sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Strapping Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Use this shield to bash away bilge rats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorText": "Birdseed Bag",
  "shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes": "It's true that you're supposed to be SCARING the crows, but there's nothing wrong with making friends! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerText": "Stirring Stick",
  "shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes": "This stick can stir anything without melting, dissolving, or bursting into flame! It can also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorText": "Sled Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes": "Use this sled to block attacks, or ride it triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerText": "Pixie Present",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes": "Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Cheese Wheel",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "You braved fiendish traps to procure this defense-boosting food. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Floral Buckler",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "The April Fool claims this little shield will block Shiny Seeds. Don't believe him. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorText": "Shark Tooth",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes": "Bite those tough tasks with this toothy shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerText": "Sea Star Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes": "Sometimes mistakenly called a Starfish Shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorText": "Defensive Roots",
  "shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes": "Defend against Dailies with these writhing roots! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2016HealerText": "Gorgon Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2016HealerNotes": "Don't admire your own reflection in this. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorText": "Puck Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes": "Made from a giant hockey puck, this shield can stand up to quite a beating. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerText": "Sugarplum Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes": "This fibrous armament will help protect you from even the sourest of tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Yarn Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "Every fiber of this shield is woven with protective spells! Try not to play with it (too much). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Basket Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "Protective and also handy for holding your many healing herbs and accoutrements. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorText": "Scallop Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes": "This shell that you just found is both decorative AND defensive! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerText": "Oyster Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes": "This magical oyster constantly generates pearls as well as protection. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorText": "Candy Corn Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes": "This candy shield has mighty protective powers, so try not to nibble on it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2017HealerText": "Haunted Orb",
  "shieldSpecialFall2017HealerNotes": "This orb occasionally screeches. We're sorry, we're not sure why. But it sure looks nifty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorText": "Magic Gift Bag",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes": "Just about any useful thing you need can be found in this sack, if you know the right magic words to whisper. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerText": "Mistletoe Bell",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes": "What's that sound? The sound of warmth and cheer for all to hear! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorText": "Shield of the Morning",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes": "This sturdy shield glows with the glory of first light. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2018HealerText": "Garnet Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes": "Despite its fancy appearance, this garnet shield is quite durable! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2018WarriorText": "Betta Skull Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes": "Fashioned from stone, this fearsome skull-styled shield strikes fear into fish foes while rallying your Skeleton pets and mounts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2018HealerText": "Merfolk Monarch Emblem",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes": "This shield can produce a dome of air for the benefit of land-dwelling visitors to your watery realm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2018RogueText": "Vial of Temptation",
  "shieldSpecialFall2018RogueNotes": "This bottle represents all the distractions and troubles that keep you from being your best self. Resist! We're cheering for you! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2018WarriorText": "Brilliant Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2018WarriorNotes": "Super shiny to dissuade any troublesome Gorgons from playing peek-a-boo around the corners! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2018HealerText": "Hungry Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2018HealerNotes": "With its wide-open maw, this shield will absorb all your enemies' blows. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2019WarriorText": "Frozen Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2019WarriorNotes": "This shield was fashioned using the thickest sheets of ice from the oldest glacier in the Stoïkalm Steppes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2019HealerText": "Enchanted Ice Crystals",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2019HealerNotes": "Thin ice may break, but these perfect crystals will turn back any blow before it lands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018-2019 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2019WarriorText": "Leafy Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2019WarriorNotes": "Let the power of chlorophyll keep your enemies at bay! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2019HealerText": "Eggshell Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2019HealerNotes": "This bright shield is actually made of candy-coated chocolate. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2019WarriorText": "Half-Shell Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2019WarriorNotes": "Turtle up behind this hefty round shield, etched in the pattern of your favorite reptile's back. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2019HealerText": "Conch Trumpet",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2019HealerNotes": "Let those who need help know you're coming with the loud blast of this shell trumpet. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2019MageText": "Drops of Pure Water",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2019MageNotes": "Sweating in the summer sun? No! Performing a simple elemental conjuration to fill the lily pond. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2019 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2019WarriorText": "Raven-Dark Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2019WarriorNotes": "The dark sheen of a raven's feather made solid, this shield will frustrate all attacks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Grotesque Grimoire",
  "shieldSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Harness the dark side of the Healer's arts with this Grimoire! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2020WarriorText": "Round Conifer Cone",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2020WarriorNotes": "Use it as a shield until the seeds drop, and then you can put it on a wreath! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2020HealerText": "Giant Cinnamon Stick",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2020HealerNotes": "Do you feel you are too good for this world, too pure? Only this beauty of a spice will do. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2019-2020 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2020WarriorText": "Iridescent Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2020WarriorNotes": "Don't let the delicate colors fool you. This shield has got you covered! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2020HealerText": "Perfumed Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2020HealerNotes": "Ward off those musty old To Do's with this sweet-smelling shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2020WarriorText": "Huge Trout Scale",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2020WarriorNotes": "This fish you caught one time was SO BIG, a single scale was enough to make a mighty shield! True story! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2020HealerText": "Tumbled Glass Aegis",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2020HealerNotes": "As the motion of sand and water turns trash to treasure, so shall your magic turn wounds to strength. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2020RogueText": "Swift Katar",
  "shieldSpecialFall2020RogueNotes": "Wielding a katar, you'd better be quick on your feet... This blade will serve you well if you strike fast, but don't over-commit! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2020WarriorText": "Spirit's Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2020WarriorNotes": "It may look insubstantial, but this spectral shield can keep you safe from all kinds of harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2020HealerText": "Cocoon Carryall",
  "shieldSpecialFall2020HealerNotes": "Is it another moth you carry, still undergoing metamorphosis? Or simply a silken handbag, containing your tools of healing and prophecy? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2021WarriorText": "Big Fish",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2021WarriorNotes": "Tell all your friends about the REALLY big fish you've caught! But whether you tell them he's made of plastic and sings songs is up to you. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2021HealerText": "Arctic Armguards",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2021HealerNotes": "These mighty mitts stop weapons cold. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2020-2021 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2021WarriorText": "Shield of the Sun",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2021WarriorNotes": "The beauty in this roughly-shaped sunstone will shine even in the deepest caves and darkest dungeons. Hold it high! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2021HealerText": "Salicylic Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2021HealerNotes": "A leafy green bundle that heralds shelter and compassion. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2021WarriorText": "Watery Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2021WarriorNotes": "This enchanted water droplet soaks up magic and resists the blows of the reddest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2021HealerText": "Sunflower Seed Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2021HealerNotes": "So much potential in this shield! But for now you can use it to protect your friends. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2021WarriorText": "Jack-o-Lantern Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2021WarriorNotes": "This festive shield with its crooked smile will both protect you and light your way on a dark night. It nicely doubles for a head, should you need one! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2021HealerText": "Summoned Creature",
  "shieldSpecialFall2021HealerNotes": "An ethereal being rises from your magical flames to grant you extra protection. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021 Autumn Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2022WarriorText": "Jingle Bell Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2022WarriorNotes": "This is a jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell shield. Jingle bell protect and jingle bell deflect. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2022HealerText": "Enduring Ice Crystal",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2022HealerNotes": "Though it melts in your hand, the power of elemental ice replenishes it from within. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2021-2022 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2022WarriorText": "Raincloud",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2022WarriorNotes": "Ever had one of those days when it seems like a raincloud is following you around? Well, consider yourself lucky, because the prettiest flowers will soon be growing at your feet! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2022HealerText": "Peridot Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2022HealerNotes": "Formed by molten rock of the upper mantle, this shield can withstand any hit that comes its way. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2022WarriorText": "Feisty Shark",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2022WarriorNotes": "It snaps! It bites! And it never, ever stops! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2022HealerText": "Remedial Ripples",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2022HealerNotes": "Send out restorative magic in gentle ripples through the reef. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2022WarriorText": "Orc Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2022WarriorNotes": "RAWR or TREAT! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2022HealerText": "Left Peeker Eye",
  "shieldSpecialFall2022HealerNotes": "Eye Two, look upon this costume and tremble. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022 Fall Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2023WarriorText": "Oyster Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2023WarriorNotes": "The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things: of oyster shells—and winter bells—of songs that someone sings—and where this shield’s pearl has gone—or what the new year brings! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2023HealerText": "Cool Jams",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2023HealerNotes": "Your song of frost and snow will soothe the spirits of all who hear. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2022-2023 Winter Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2023WarriorText": "Flower Bunch",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2023WarriorNotes": "Collect the spring’s best flowers into this brightly colored floral bunch. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2023HealerText": "Lily Corsage",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2023HealerNotes": "An accent for a healing visit, or part of a ritual for attending a springtime dance! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Spring Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2023WarriorText": "Goldfish Spirit",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2023WarriorNotes": "Summon this goldfish spirit for an extra burst of reassurance and companionship during a fight. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2023HealerText": "Sea Urchin",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2023HealerNotes": "You conceal and shelter it. It dissuades nosy monsters from coming too close. Perfect symbiosis! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Summer Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2023RogueText": "Bewitched Bottle",
  "shieldSpecialFall2023RogueNotes": "Enchanted with the strongest spells to hold powerful potions. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2023WarriorText": "Comfy Pillow",
  "shieldSpecialFall2023WarriorNotes": "Perfect for making yourself comfortable while enjoying a scary movie... But we won't tell anyone if you need to hug it during the really spooky scenes! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2023HealerText": "Mossy Rock",
  "shieldSpecialFall2023HealerNotes": "With a firm base and a soft top, this is perfect to hurl at enemies or to sit upon when you need a rest from your adventures. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2023 Fall Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2024WarriorText": "Cookie Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2024WarriorNotes": "You’re a tough cookie who will never crumble! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2024HealerText": "Salt Shaker",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2024HealerNotes": "How convenient that you had ice-melting materials handy when you froze! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2023-2024 Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2024RogueText": "Golden Blade",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2024RogueNotes": "Challenges that spring up around you can be cut right down. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2024WarriorText": "Fluorite Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2024WarriorNotes": "This popular, protective stone is the perfect choice for a strong shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2024HealerText": "Shining Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2024HealerNotes": "Focus rays of the spring sun outward to warm and heal. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2024 Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSummer2024WarriorText": "Whale Shark Flipper",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2024WarriorNotes": "To those who claim you can’t reach your goals, just say: talk to the hand, er, flipper! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2024HealerText": "Sea Snail Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSummer2024HealerNotes": "This shiny shield is even stronger than a Sea Snail Staff. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Summer 2024 Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialFall2024WarriorText": "Shield of Flame",
  "shieldSpecialFall2024WarriorNotes": "Task complications are absorbed by your shield and make you more determined. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFallRogue2024Text": "Ribbon Wand",
  "shieldSpecialFallRogue2024Notes": "Tasks themselves will be overwhelmed by the swirls and spirals of this hypnotic weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialFall2024HealerText": "Space Shield",
  "shieldSpecialFall2024HealerNotes": "New tasks wanting your attention bounce right off until you’ve completed your current mission. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Fall 2024 Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialWinter2025WarriorText": "Moose Warrior Shield",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2025WarriorNotes": "Block out any unwanted distractions with this shield as strong as a moose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2025HealerText": "The Perfect Gift",
  "shieldSpecialWinter2025HealerNotes": "The perfect gift is just waiting to be opened. What could be inside? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Winter 2024-2025 Gear.",

  "shieldSpecialSpring2025WarriorText": "Sunburst Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2025WarriorNotes": "You can momentarily blind your enemies when sun hits this shield just right. Take advantage and spring forward! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2025RogueText": "Crystal Point Flail",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2025RogueNotes": "You can use the crystal to divine a productive future for yourself. Take advantage and spring forward! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition Spring 2025 Gear.",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2025HealerText": "Plumeria Shield",
  "shieldSpecialSpring2025HealerNotes": "You can use this special petal to gather goodness or flick negative thoughts away. Take advantage and spring forward! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2025 Gear.",

  "shieldMystery201601Text": "Resolution Slayer",
  "shieldMystery201601Notes": "This blade can be used to parry away all distractions. Confers no benefit. January 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery201701Text": "Time-Freezer Shield",
  "shieldMystery201701Notes": "Freeze time in its tracks and conquer your tasks! Confers no benefit. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery201708Text": "Lava Shield",
  "shieldMystery201708Notes": "This rugged shield of molten rock protects you from bad Habits but won't singe your hands. Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery201709Text": "Sorcery Handbook",
  "shieldMystery201709Notes": "This book will guide you through your forays into sorcery. Confers no benefit. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery201802Text": "Love Bug Shield",
  "shieldMystery201802Notes": "Although it may look like brittle candy, this shield is resistant to even the strongest Shattering Heartbreak attacks! Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery201902Text": "Cryptic Confetti",
  "shieldMystery201902Notes": "This glittery paper forms magic hearts that slowly drift and dance in the air. Confers no benefit. February 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202011Text": "Foliated Staff",
  "shieldMystery202011Notes": "Harness the power of the autumn wind with this staff. Use for arcane magic or to make awesome leaf piles, the choice is yours! Confers no benefit. November 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202209Text": "Mound o' Magic Books",
  "shieldMystery202209Notes": "Building your sorcery knowledge takes a lot of reading, but you're sure to enjoy your education. Confers no benefit. September 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202408Text": "Arcane Sparkles",
  "shieldMystery202408Notes": "Magic lights will illuminate the inside of your bubble hideout, or anywhere else you need a little light! Confers no benefit. August 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202409Text": "Heliotrope Magus Staff",
  "shieldMystery202409Notes": "The glowing ruby on this staff draws its power from the late summer sun. Confers no benefit. September 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202501Text": "Frostbinder's Staff",
  "shieldMystery202501Notes": "Decorate any outdoor scenery with a diamond coat of shimmering frost. Confers no benefit. January 2025 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery202502Text": "Heartfelt Harlequin Balloons",
  "shieldMystery202502Notes": "This Valentine’s Day and every day, may your heart be as light as these buoyant balloons. Confers no benefit. February 2025 Subscriber Item.",

  "shieldMystery301405Text": "Clock Shield",
  "shieldMystery301405Notes": "Time is on your side with this towering clock shield! Confers no benefit. June 3015 Subscriber Item.",
  "shieldMystery301704Text": "Fluttery Fan",
  "shieldMystery301704Notes": "This fine fan will keep you feeling cool and looking fancy! Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",

  "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldText": "Gladiator Shield",
  "shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes": "To be a gladiator you must.... eh, whatever, just bash them with your shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldText": "Midnight Shield",
  "shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes": "This shield is most powerful at the stroke of midnight! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneText": "Royal Cane",
  "shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes": "Hooray for the ruler, worthy of song! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldText": "Dragon Tamer Shield",
  "shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes": "Distract enemies with this dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireMysticLampText": "Mystic Lamp",
  "shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes": "Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText": "Bouquet o' Flowers",
  "shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes": "Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireSandyBucketText": "Sandy Bucket",
  "shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes": "Good for storing all that Gold that you'll earn from completing tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoirePerchingFalconText": "Perching Falcon",
  "shieldArmoirePerchingFalconNotes": "A falcon friend perches on your arm, prepared to swoop at your enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireRamHornShieldText": "Ram Horn Shield",
  "shieldArmoireRamHornShieldNotes": "Ram this shield into opposing Dailies! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireRedRoseText": "Red Rose",
  "shieldArmoireRedRoseNotes": "This deep red rose smells enchanting. It will also sharpen your understanding. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldText": "Mushroom Druid Shield",
  "shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldNotes": "Though made from a mushroom, there's nothing mushy about this tough shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireFestivalParasolText": "Festival Parasol",
  "shieldArmoireFestivalParasolNotes": "This lightweight parasol will shield you from the glare--whether it's from the sun or from dark red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireVikingShieldText": "Viking Shield",
  "shieldArmoireVikingShieldNotes": "This sturdy shield of wood and hide can stand up to the most daunting of foes. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanText": "Swan Feather Fan",
  "shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanNotes": "Use this fan to accentuate your movement as you dance like a graceful swan. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireGoldenBatonText": "Golden Baton",
  "shieldArmoireGoldenBatonNotes": "When you dance into battle waving this baton to the beat, you are unstoppable! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldText": "Anti-Procrastination Shield",
  "shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldNotes": "This strong steel shield will help you block distractions when they approach! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireHorseshoeText": "Horseshoe",
  "shieldArmoireHorseshoeNotes": "Help protect the feet of your hooved mounts with this iron shoe. Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickText": "Handmade Candlestick",
  "shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickNotes": "Your fine wax wares provide light and warmth to grateful Habiticans! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleText": "Weaver's Shuttle",
  "shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleNotes": "This tool passes your weft thread through the warp to make cloth! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsText": "Shield of Diamonds",
  "shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsNotes": "This radiant shield not only provides protection, it empowers you with endurance! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireFlutteryFanText": "Fluttery Fan",
  "shieldArmoireFlutteryFanNotes": "On a hot day, there's nothing quite like a fancy fan to help you look and feel cool. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireFancyShoeText": "Fancy Shoe",
  "shieldArmoireFancyShoeNotes": "A very special shoe you're working on. It's fit for royalty! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseText": "Fancy Blown Glass Vase",
  "shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseNotes": "What a fancy vase you've made! What will you put inside? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldText": "Piratical Skull Shield",
  "shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldNotes": "This enchanted shield will whisper the secret locations of your enemies' treasures- listen closely! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeText": "Unfinished Tome",
  "shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeNotes": "You simply can't procrastinate when you're holding this! The binding needs to be finished so people can read the book! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowText": "Soft Blue Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowNotes": "The sensible warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Shield yourself from sharp tasks... even while you nap. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowText": "Soft Red Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowNotes": "The prepared warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Protect yourself from those tough tasks... even while you nap. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowText": "Soft Green Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowNotes": "The practical warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Ward off those pesky chores... even while you nap. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Green Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireMightyQuillText": "Mighty Quill",
  "shieldArmoireMightyQuillNotes": "Mightier than the sword, they say! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Scribe Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireMightyPizzaText": "Mighty Pizza",
  "shieldArmoireMightyPizzaNotes": "Sure, it's a pretty good shield, but we strongly suggest you eat this fine, fine pizza. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Chef Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaText": "Trusty Umbrella",
  "shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaNotes": "Mysteries are often accompanied by inclement weather, so be prepared! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Detective Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchText": "Polished Pocketwatch",
  "shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchNotes": "You've got the time. And it looks very nice on you. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "shieldArmoireMasteredShadowText": "Mastered Shadow",
  "shieldArmoireMasteredShadowNotes": "Your powers have brought these swirling shadows to your side to do your bidding. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shadow Master Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleText": "Alchemist's Scale",
  "shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleNotes": "Ensure that your mystical ingredients are properly measured using this fine piece of equipment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Alchemist Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerText": "Birthday Banner",
  "shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerNotes": "Celebrate your special day, the special day of someone you love, or break this out for Habitica's Birthday on January 31! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Happy Birthday Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoirePerfectMatchText": "The Perfect Match",
  "shieldArmoirePerfectMatchNotes": "Hot take: we think you look great. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Match Maker Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBaseballGloveText": "Baseball Glove",
  "shieldArmoireBaseballGloveNotes": "Perfect for the big tournament, or a friendly game of catch between tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Baseball Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireHobbyHorseText": "Hobby Horse",
  "shieldArmoireHobbyHorseNotes": "Ride your handsome hobby-horse steed toward your just Rewards! Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireFiddleText": "Fiddler's Violin",
  "shieldArmoireFiddleNotes": "A perfect instrument that always strikes the right note in company. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyText": "Life Buoy",
  "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyNotes": "Oh buoy! This will come in handy if you spot someone struggling in a sea of tasks and responsibilities. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoirePiratesCompanionText": "Pirate's Companion",
  "shieldArmoirePiratesCompanionNotes": "Perfect if you want to talk your enemies to death, this parrot never shuts up. Maybe it'll remind you about your tasks too! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pirate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireMortarAndPestleText": "Mortar and Pestle",
  "shieldArmoireMortarAndPestleNotes": "The most important equipment in the herbalist's arsenal! Grind up your ingredients for your herbal concoctions, and put your back into it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Heroic Herbalist Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireDarkAutumnFlameText": "Dark Autumn Flame",
  "shieldArmoireDarkAutumnFlameNotes": "These mesmerizing flames dance with lively but foreboding energy even in autumn's chilliest nights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Autumn Enchanter Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBlueMoonSaiText": "Light Lunar Sai",
  "shieldArmoireBlueMoonSaiNotes": "This sai is a traditional weapon, imbued with the powers of the light side of the moon. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Moon Rogue Set (item 2 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftPinkPillowText": "Soft Pink Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftPinkPillowNotes": "The sensible warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Soften life's blows... even while you nap. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pink Loungewear Set (item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireClownsBalloonsText": "Clown's Balloons",
  "shieldArmoireClownsBalloonsNotes": "Be careful: replacing these balloons would be a bit expensive... because of the inflation! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 4 of 5).",
  "shieldArmoireStrawberryFoodText": "Decorative Strawberry",
  "shieldArmoireStrawberryFoodNotes": "A delicious fresh strawberry to feed to your pets! Do you know which pets like strawberries best? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 1 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireRottenMeatFoodText": "Decorative Rotten Meat",
  "shieldArmoireRottenMeatFoodNotes": "Hold your nose! This rotten meat might be disgusting to you, but it's perfect for some of your pets! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 2 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoirePotatoFoodText": "Decorative Potato",
  "shieldArmoirePotatoFoodNotes": "Potatoes are a staple of many diets, but some pets would like to live on potatoes alone... Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 3 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoirePinkCottonCandyFoodText": "Decorative Pink Cotton Candy",
  "shieldArmoirePinkCottonCandyFoodNotes": "A sweet treat for the pets with a sweet tooth. But who will like it best? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 4 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireMilkFoodText": "Decorative Milk",
  "shieldArmoireMilkFoodNotes": "There are many sayings about the health benefits of milk, but the pets who favor it just love its creamy taste. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 10 of 10)",
  "shieldArmoireMeatFoodText": "Decorative Meat",
  "shieldArmoireMeatFoodNotes": "Sometimes a bit of protein is what you need to grow up big and strong. Some of your pets are more eager for it than others! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 5 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireHoneyFoodText": "Decorative Honey",
  "shieldArmoireHoneyFoodNotes": "Watch out for sticky paws once you've fed your pets this honey! Some pets crave this natural sweetness; can you guess who? Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 6 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireFishFoodText": "Decorative Fish",
  "shieldArmoireFishFoodNotes": "This fish will help your pets have good bones! But you'll have to guess which of your pets like it the most. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 7 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireChocolateFoodText": "Decorative Chocolate",
  "shieldArmoireChocolateFoodNotes": "Everybody likes a little chocolate, but some of your pets are keener than others... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 8 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireBlueCottonCandyFoodText": "Decorative Blue Cotton Candy",
  "shieldArmoireBlueCottonCandyFoodNotes": "A sweet treat for the pets with a sweet tooth. But who will like it best? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Pet Food Set (Item 9 of 10).",
  "shieldArmoireMedievalLaundryText": "Dirty Laundry",
  "shieldArmoireMedievalLaundryNotes": "It's going to be tough to get this clean, but you already know you can do anything. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Medieval Launderers Set (Item 6 of 6).",
  "shieldArmoireBouncyBubblesText": "Bouncy Bubbles",
  "shieldArmoireBouncyBubblesNotes": "Complete your relaxing bath with these exuberant bubbles! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bubble Bath Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBagpipesText": "Bagpipes",
  "shieldArmoireBagpipesNotes": "The uncharitable might say you're planning to wake the dead with these bagpipes -- but you know you're just motivating your Party to success! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bagpiper Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireHeraldsMessageScrollText": "Herald's Message Scroll",
  "shieldArmoireHeraldsMessageScrollNotes": "What exciting news does this scroll contain? Could it be about a new pet or a long habit streak? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Herald Set (Item 4 of 4)",
  "shieldArmoireSoftBlackPillowText": "Soft Black Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftBlackPillowNotes": "The brave warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Guard yourself from tiresome tasks... even while you nap. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Black Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftVioletPillowText": "Soft Violet Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftVioletPillowNotes": "The clever warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Protect yourself from procrastination-induced panic... even while you nap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Violet Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireGardenersSpadeText": "Gardener's Spade",
  "shieldArmoireGardenersSpadeNotes": "Whether you’re digging in the garden, searching for buried treasure, or creating a secret tunnel, this trusty spade is at your side. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gardener Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireSpanishGuitarText": "Spanish Guitar",
  "shieldArmoireSpanishGuitarNotes": "Tink! Tink! Thrummm! Gather your party for a concert or celebration by playing this guitar. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Musical Instrument Set 1 (Item 2 of 3)",
  "shieldArmoireSnareDrumText": "Snare Drum",
  "shieldArmoireSnareDrumNotes": "Rat-a-tat-tat! Gather your party for a parade or march into battle by playing this drum. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Musical Instrument Set 1 (Item 3 of 3)",
  "shieldArmoireTreasureMapText": "Treasure Map",
  "shieldArmoireTreasureMapNotes": "X marks the spot! You never know what you’ll find when you follow this handy map to fabled treasures: gold, jewels, relics, or perhaps a petrified orange? Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fancy Pirate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireDustpanText": "Dustpan",
  "shieldArmoireDustpanNotes": "Have this handy handheld dustpan ready every time you clean. A vanishing spell cast on it means you never have to search for a trash can to empty it into. Increases Intelligence and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireBubblingCauldronText": "Bubbling Cauldron",
  "shieldArmoireBubblingCauldronNotes": "The perfect cauldron for brewing up a productivity potion or cooking a savory soup. In fact, there is little difference between the two! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cooking Implements Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "shieldArmoireJewelersPliersText": "Jeweler's Pliers",
  "shieldArmoireJewelersPliersNotes": "They cut, twist, pinch, and more. This tool can help you create whatever you can imagine. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweler Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireTeaKettleText": "Tea Kettle",
  "shieldArmoireTeaKettleNotes": "All your favorite, flavorful teas can be brewed in this kettle. Are you in the mood for black tea, green tea, oolong, or perhaps an herbal infusion? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Tea Party Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "shieldArmoireBasketballText": "Basketball",
  "shieldArmoireBasketballNotes": "Swish! Whenever you shoot this magic basketball, there will be nothing but net. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Old Timey Basketball Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "shieldArmoirePaintersPaletteText": "Painter's Palette",
  "shieldArmoirePaintersPaletteNotes": "Paints in all colors of the rainbow are at your disposal. Is it magic that makes them so vivid when you use them, or is it your talent? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Painter Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBucketText": "Bucket",
  "shieldArmoireBucketNotes": "Though this bucket is helpful in holding a mixture of water and cleaning solution, you could also use it to collect, carry, and cart around just about anything that fits inside! Increases Strength and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cleaning Supplies Set 2 (Item 1 of 3)",
  "shieldArmoireSaucepanText": "Sauce Pan",
  "shieldArmoireSaucepanNotes": "Look inside this steaming saucepan for the answer to the most closely guarded secret in life! (Soup. The answer is always soup.) Increases Perception by <%= per %> . Enchanted Armoire: Cooking Implements Set 2 (Item 1 of 2).",
  "shieldArmoireTrustyPencilText": "Trusty Pencil",
  "shieldArmoireTrustyPencilNotes": "You know what they say: the pencil is mightier than the sword-cil. Wait... that doesn’t sound quite right... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: School Uniform Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireSoftWhitePillowText": "Soft White Pillow",
  "shieldArmoireSoftWhitePillowNotes": "The organized warrior packs a pillow for any expedition. Protect yourself from overlooked obligations… even while you nap. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: White Loungewear Set (Item 3 of 3)",
  "shieldArmoireHattersPocketWatchText": "Shiny Pocketwatch",
  "shieldArmoireHattersPocketWatchNotes": "Don’t be late for a very important date! Check your pocketwatch and your notifications often. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Hatter Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireHappyThoughtsText": "Happy Thoughts",
  "shieldArmoireHappyThoughtsNotes": "Whether you're remembering a joyful moment from your past or imagining the best outcome for the future, always look on the bright side of life. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Optimist Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireThrownVesselText": "Thrown Vessel",
  "shieldArmoireThrownVesselNotes": "You know what they say: practice makes progress. And this is the best one you’ve made so far! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Potter Set (Item 3 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireBuoyantBeachBallText": "Beachball",
  "shieldArmoireBuoyantBeachBallNotes": "Got too many balls up in the air already? Here’s one that you can safely set down, roll, bounce and bounce and bounce...  Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Beachside Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "shieldArmoireSafetyFlashlightText": "Safety Flashlight",
  "shieldArmoireSafetyFlashlightNotes": "Wait, did you hear that noise? Quick! Shine your flashlight into the shadows over there. Hmmm. Looks like it was just the wind. Or was it…? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fright Night Set (Item 1 of 2)",
  "shieldArmoireFancyFloralFanText": "Fancy Floral Fan",
  "shieldArmoireFancyFloralFanNotes": "Finish your fancy look with this first-rate fan made of fabulous floral fabric. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fancy Floral Accessories Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "shieldArmoireSpringPetalUchiwaText": "Spring Petal Uchiwa",
  "shieldArmoireSpringPetalUchiwaNotes": "This handheld fan featuring a beautiful petal pattern creates a small breeze just for you as the weather warms. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Spring Petal Set (Item 2 of 2).",

  "back": "Back Accessory",
  "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",
  "backBase0Notes": "No Back Accessory.",
  "animalTails": "Animal Tails",

  "backMystery201402Text": "Golden Wings",
  "backMystery201402Notes": "These shining wings have feathers that glitter in the sun! Confers no benefit. February 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Wings",
  "backMystery201404Notes": "Be a butterfly and flutter by! Confers no benefit. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201410Text": "Goblin Wings",
  "backMystery201410Notes": "Swoop through the night on these strong wings. Confers no benefit. October 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201504Text": "Busy Bee Wings",
  "backMystery201504Notes": "Buzz buzz buzz! Flit from task to task. Confers no benefit. April 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201507Text": "Rad Surfboard",
  "backMystery201507Notes": "Surf off the Diligent Docks and ride the waves in Inkomplete Bay! Confers no benefit. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201510Text": "Goblin Tail",
  "backMystery201510Notes": "Prehensile and powerful! Confers no benefit. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201602Text": "Heartbreaker Cape",
  "backMystery201602Notes": "With a swish of your cape, your enemies fall before you! Confers no benefit. February 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201608Text": "Cape of Thunder",
  "backMystery201608Notes": "Fly through the stormy skies with this billowing cape! Confers no benefit. August 2016 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201702Text": "Heartstealer Cape",
  "backMystery201702Notes": "A swoosh of this cape, and all near you will be swept off their feet by your charm! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201704Text": "Fairytale Wings",
  "backMystery201704Notes": "These shimmering wings will carry you anywhere, even the hidden realms ruled by magical creatures. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201706Text": "Tattered Freebooter's Flag",
  "backMystery201706Notes": "The sight of this Jolly Roger-emblazoned flag fills any To Do or Daily with dread! Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201709Text": "Stack o' Sorcery Books",
  "backMystery201709Notes": "Learning magic takes a lot of reading, but you're sure to enjoy your studies! Confers no benefit. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201801Text": "Frost Sprite Wings",
  "backMystery201801Notes": "They may look as delicate as snowflakes, but these enchanted wings can carry you anywhere you wish! Confers no benefit. January 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201803Text": "Daring Dragonfly Wings",
  "backMystery201803Notes": "These bright and shiny wings will carry you through soft spring breezes and across lily ponds with ease. Confers no benefit. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201804Text": "Squirrel Tail",
  "backMystery201804Notes": "Sure, it helps you balance while you jump on branches, but the most important thing is MAXIMUM FLUFF. Confers no benefit. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201812Text": "Arctic Fox Tail",
  "backMystery201812Notes": "Your luxurious tail shimmers like an icicle, bobbing happily as you pad softly over the snowdrifts. Confers no benefit. December 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201805Text": "Phenomenal Peacock Tail",
  "backMystery201805Notes": "This gorgeous feathery tail is perfect for a strut down a lovely garden path! Confers no benefit. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201905Text": "Dazzling Dragon Wings",
  "backMystery201905Notes": "Fly to untold realms with these iridescent wings. Confers no benefit. May 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery201912Text": "Polar Pixie Wings",
  "backMystery201912Notes": "Glide silently across sparkling snowfields and shimmering mountains with these icy wings. Confers no benefit. December 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202001Text": "Five Tails of Fable",
  "backMystery202001Notes": "These fluffy tails contain celestial power, and also a high level of cuteness! Confers no benefit. January 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202004Text": "Mighty Monarch Wings",
  "backMystery202004Notes": "Make a quick flutter to the nearest flowery meadow or migrate across the continent with these beautiful wings! Confers no benefit. April 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202005Text": "Wondrous Wyvern Wings",
  "backMystery202005Notes": "Despite their slight tatters, these wings can still carry you wherever you need to travel. Confers no benefit. May 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202009Text": "Marvelous Moth Wings",
  "backMystery202009Notes": "Let these huge wings take you to new heights! Confers no benefit. September 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202010Text": "Beguiling Bat Wings",
  "backMystery202010Notes": "You are the night! So fly as silently as a midnight cloud with these swift purple wings. Confers no benefit. October 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202012Text": "Frostfire Wings",
  "backMystery202012Notes": "The snowy feathers of these wings will grant you the speed of a wintry gale. Confers no benefit. December 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202105Text": "Nebula Dragon Wings",
  "backMystery202105Notes": "Glide through the starry sky and place yourself among the constellations! Confers no benefit. May 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202109Text": "Lunar Lepidopteran Wings",
  "backMystery202109Notes": "Glide softly through the twilight air without a sound. Confers no benefit. September 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202203Text": "Dauntless Dragonfly Wings",
  "backMystery202203Notes": "Outrace all the other creatures of the sky with these shimmering wings. Confers no benefit. March 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202205Text": "Dusk Wings",
  "backMystery202205Notes": "The mighty flap of these vast wings can be heard echoing among the dunes. Confers no benefit. May 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202206Text": "Sea Sprite Wings",
  "backMystery202206Notes": "Whimsical wings made of water and waves! Confers no benefit. June 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202301Text": "Five Tails of Valor",
  "backMystery202301Notes": "These fluffy tails contain ethereal power and also a high level of charm! Confers no benefit. January 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202302Text": "Trickster Tabby Tail",
  "backMystery202302Notes": "Anytime you wear this tail it's sure to be a frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Confers no benefit. February 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202305Text": "Eventide Wings",
  "backMystery202305Notes": "Catch the sparkle of the evening star and soar to strange realms on these wings. Confers no benefit. May 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202309Text": "Colossal Comet Moth Wings",
  "backMystery202309Notes": "Flutter across forests, glide over mountains, and soar over oceans on these bright and beautiful wings. Confers no benefit. September 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "backMystery202401Text": "Snowy Spell",
  "backMystery202401Notes": "Conjure softly falling flurries or call a mighty blizzard. The choice is yours! Confers no benefit. January 2024 Subscriber Item.",  
  "backMystery202402Text": "Paradise Pink Hearts",
  "backMystery202402Notes": "Let an aura of loving energy surround you wherever you go! Confers no benefit. February 2024 Subscriber Item.",  
  "backMystery202405Text": "Gilded Drake Wings",
  "backMystery202405Notes": "These magnificent wings have the glow of pure gold but are as light as a feather. Confers no benefit. May 2024 Subscriber Item.",  
  "backMystery202410Text": "Candy Corn Tail",
  "backMystery202410Notes": "This tail perks up at the mention of spooky treats. Confers no benefit. October 2024 Subscriber Item.",

  "backSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Cape",
  "backSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "Swishes with strength and beauty. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "backSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Cape",
  "backSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Spun of shadows and whispers. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "backSpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Wings",
  "backSpecialTakeThisNotes": "These wings were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "backSpecialSnowdriftVeilText": "Snowdrift Veil",
  "backSpecialSnowdriftVeilNotes": "This translucent veil makes it appear you are surrounded by an elegant flurry of snow! Confers no benefit.",
  "backSpecialAetherCloakText": "Aether Cloak",
  "backSpecialAetherCloakNotes": "This cloak once belonged to the Lost Masterclasser herself. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
  "backSpecialTurkeyTailBaseText": "Turkey Tail",
  "backSpecialTurkeyTailBaseNotes": "Wear your noble Turkey Tail with pride while you celebrate! Confers no benefit.",
  "backSpecialTurkeyTailGildedText": "Gilded Turkey Tail",
  "backSpecialTurkeyTailGildedNotes": "Plumage fit for a parade! Confers no benefit.",
  "backSpecialNamingDay2020Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Tail",
  "backSpecialNamingDay2020Notes": "Happy Naming Day! Swish this fiery, pixely tail about as you celebrate Habitica. Confers no benefit.",
  "backSpecialAnniversaryText": "Habitica Hero Cape",
  "backSpecialAnniversaryNotes": "Let this proud cape fly in the wind and tell everyone that you're a Habitica Hero. Confers no benefit. Special Edition 10th Birthday Bash Item.",
  "backSpecialHeroicAureoleText": "Heroic Aureole",
  "backSpecialHeroicAureoleNotes": "The gems on this aureole glimmer when you tell your tales of glory. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %>.",

  "backBearTailText": "Bear Tail",
  "backBearTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a brave bear! Confers no benefit.",
  "backCactusTailText": "Cactus Tail",
  "backCactusTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a prickly cactus! Confers no benefit.",
  "backFoxTailText": "Fox Tail",
  "backFoxTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a wily fox! Confers no benefit.",
  "backLionTailText": "Lion Tail",
  "backLionTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a regal lion! Confers no benefit.",
  "backPandaTailText": "Panda Tail",
  "backPandaTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a gentle panda! Confers no benefit.",
  "backPigTailText": "Pig Tail",
  "backPigTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a whimsical pig! Confers no benefit.",
  "backTigerTailText": "Tiger Tail",
  "backTigerTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a fierce tiger! Confers no benefit.",
  "backWolfTailText": "Wolf Tail",
  "backWolfTailNotes": "This tail makes you look like a loyal wolf! Confers no benefit.",

  "body": "Body Accessory",
  "bodyBase0Text": "No Body Accessory",
  "bodyBase0Notes": "No Body Accessory.",

  "bodySpecialWonderconRedText": "Ruby Collar",
  "bodySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "An attractive ruby collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "bodySpecialWonderconGoldText": "Golden Collar",
  "bodySpecialWonderconGoldNotes": "An attractive gold collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "bodySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Ebony Collar",
  "bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "An attractive ebony collar! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "bodySpecialTakeThisText": "Take This Pauldrons",
  "bodySpecialTakeThisNotes": "These pauldrons were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
  "bodySpecialAetherAmuletText": "Aether Amulet",
  "bodySpecialAetherAmuletNotes": "This amulet has a mysterious history. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
  "bodySpecialAnniversaryText": "Habitica Hero Collar",
  "bodySpecialAnniversaryNotes": "Perfectly complement your royal purple ensemble! Confers no benefit. Special Edition 10th Birthday Bash Item.",

  "bodySpecialSummerMageText": "Shining Capelet",
  "bodySpecialSummerMageNotes": "Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "bodySpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Collar",
  "bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes": "A stylish collar of live coral! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueText": "Renegade Sash",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015RogueNotes": "You can't be a true Renegade without panache... and a sash. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorText": "Oceanic Spikes",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes": "Each spike drips jellyfish venom, defending the wearer. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015MageText": "Golden Buckle",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015MageNotes": "This buckle adds no power at all, but it's shiny. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerText": "Sailor's Neckerchief",
  "bodySpecialSummer2015HealerNotes": "Yo ho ho? No, no, no! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",

  "bodySpecialNamingDay2018Text": "Royal Purple Gryphon Cloak",
  "bodySpecialNamingDay2018Notes": "Happy Naming Day! Wear this fancy and feathery cloak as you celebrate Habitica. Confers no benefit.",

  "bodyMystery201705Text": "Folded Feathered Fighter Wings",
  "bodyMystery201705Notes": "These folded wings don't just look snazzy: they will give you the speed and agility of a gryphon! Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery201706Text": "Ragged Corsair's Cloak",
  "bodyMystery201706Notes": "This cloak has secret pockets to hide all the Gold you loot from your Tasks. Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery201711Text": "Carpet Rider Scarf",
  "bodyMystery201711Notes": "This soft knitted scarf looks quite majestic blowing in the wind. Confers no benefit. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery201901Text": "Polaris Pauldrons",
  "bodyMystery201901Notes": "These shimmering pauldrons are strong, but will rest on your shoulders as weightlessly as a ray of dancing light. Confers no benefit. January 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery202002Text": "Stylish Sweetheart Scarf",
  "bodyMystery202002Notes": "For when your heart is warm but the breezes of February are brisk. Confers no benefit. February 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery202003Text": "Barbed Pauldrons",
  "bodyMystery202003Notes": "They're like shoulder pads that are on a whole other level. Confers no benefit. March 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery202008Text": "Owlish Oracle Mantle",
  "bodyMystery202008Notes": "For now, your wings lie furled. But when you have concluded dispensing your wisdom, or you sight your prey in the grass, watch out! Confers no benefit. August 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery202107Text": "Far-Out Floaty Flamingo",
  "bodyMystery202107Notes": "This trusty companion will never let you down and will always keep your spirits buoyant! Confers no benefit. July 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "bodyMystery202411Text": "Bristled Pauldrons",
  "bodyMystery202411Notes": "The formidable spikes on these pauldrons are perfect for charging ahead with your to-do list. Confers no benefit. November 2024 Subscriber Item.",

  "bodyArmoireCozyScarfText": "Cozy Scarf",
  "bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes": "This fine scarf will keep you warm as you go about your wintry business. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 4 of 4).",
  "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleText": "Lifeguard Whistle",
  "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleNotes": "Call that misbehaving habit to order! It should know the rules! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 3 of 3).",
  "bodyArmoireClownsBowtieText": "Clown's Bow-Tie",
  "bodyArmoireClownsBowtieNotes": "A nice bow-tie is no joking matter, even for a clown. Increases Strength, Intelligence, Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 5 of 5).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateWhiteBeltText": "White Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateWhiteBeltNotes": "This lowest level belt is for those who are just beginning their journey. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 2 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateYellowBeltText": "Yellow Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateYellowBeltNotes": "This belt is for beginners who have learned the basics. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 3 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateOrangeBeltText": "Orange Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateOrangeBeltNotes": "This belt is for those who have grown and mastered the beginner level. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 4 of 10).",  
  "bodyArmoireKarateGreenBeltText": "Green Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateGreenBeltNotes": "This belt is for those at the intermediate level learning to strengthen their skills. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 5 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBlueBeltText": "Blue Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBlueBeltNotes": "This belt is for those who are learning more and developing their minds and bodies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 6 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKaratePurpleBeltText": "Purple Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKaratePurpleBeltNotes": "This belt is for those ready to embark toward advanced study. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 7 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateRedBeltText": "Red Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateRedBeltNotes": "This belt is for those who have learned to be cautious in their practice. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 8 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBrownBeltText": "Brown Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBrownBeltNotes": "This belt is for those whose techniques and skills have matured. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 9 of 10).",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBlackBeltText": "Black Belt",
  "bodyArmoireKarateBlackBeltNotes": "This highest level belt is for those who seek a deeper understanding and can pass their knowledge on to others. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Karate Set (Item 10 of 10).",

  "headAccessory": "Head Accessory",
  "accessories": "Accessories",
  "animalEars": "Animal Ears",

  "headAccessoryBase0Text": "No Head Accessory",
  "headAccessoryBase0Notes": "No Head Accessory.",
  "headAccessorySpecialHeroicCircletText": "Heroic Circlet",
  "headAccessorySpecialHeroicCircletNotes": "Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but this circlet is as light as your generous spirit. Increases all stats by <%= attrs %>.",

  "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText": "Purple Cat Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes": "These feline ears twitch to detect incoming threats. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText": "Green Bunny Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText": "Blue Mouse Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes": "These round mouse ears are silky-soft. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText": "Yellow Dog Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Floppy but cute. Wanna play? Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",

  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueText": "Yellow Mouse Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes": "These ears steel themselves against the sound of explosions. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText": "Purple Dog Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes": "They are purple. They are dog ears. Do not waste your time with further foolishness. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageText": "Blue Bunny Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes": "These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician is revealing secrets. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerText": "Green Kitty Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes": "These cute kitty ears will make others green with envy. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",

  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueText": "Green Dog Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueNotes": "With these, you can keep track of tricky Mages even if they turn invisible! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorText": "Red Mouse Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes": "To better hear your theme song across clamorous battlefields. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageText": "Yellow Cat Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes": "These sharp ears can detect the minute hum of ambient Mana, or the muted footfalls of a Rogue. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerText": "Purple Bunny Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes": "They stand like flags above the fray, letting others know where to run for help. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",

  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueText": "Red Bunny Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017RogueNotes": "No sounds will escape you thanks to these ears. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorText": "Blue Kitty Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes": "These ears can hear a bag of kitty treats open even in the din of battle! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageText": "Teal Dog Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageNotes": "You can hear the magic in the air! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerText": "Purple Mouse Ears",
  "headAccessorySpecialSpring2017HealerNotes": "These ears will help you hear healing secrets. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",

  "headAccessoryBearEarsText": "Bear Ears",
  "headAccessoryBearEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a brave bear! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryCactusEarsText": "Cactus Ears",
  "headAccessoryCactusEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a prickly cactus! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryFoxEarsText": "Fox Ears",
  "headAccessoryFoxEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a wily fox! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryLionEarsText": "Lion Ears",
  "headAccessoryLionEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a regal lion! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryPandaEarsText": "Panda Ears",
  "headAccessoryPandaEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a gentle panda! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryPigEarsText": "Pig Ears",
  "headAccessoryPigEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a whimsical pig! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryTigerEarsText": "Tiger Ears",
  "headAccessoryTigerEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a fierce tiger! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryWolfEarsText": "Wolf Ears",
  "headAccessoryWolfEarsNotes": "These ears make you look like a loyal wolf! Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryBlackHeadbandText": "Black Headband",
  "headAccessoryBlackHeadbandNotes": "A simple black headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryBlueHeadbandText": "Blue Headband",
  "headAccessoryBlueHeadbandNotes": "A simple blue headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryGreenHeadbandText": "Green Headband",
  "headAccessoryGreenHeadbandNotes": "A simple green headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryPinkHeadbandText": "Pink Headband",
  "headAccessoryPinkHeadbandNotes": "A simple pink headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryRedHeadbandText": "Red Headband",
  "headAccessoryRedHeadbandNotes": "A simple red headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryWhiteHeadbandText": "White Headband",
  "headAccessoryWhiteHeadbandNotes": "A simple white headband. Confers no benefit.",
  "headAccessoryYellowHeadbandText": "Yellow Headband",
  "headAccessoryYellowHeadbandNotes": "A simple yellow headband. Confers no benefit.",

  "headAccessoryMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Antlers",
  "headAccessoryMystery201403Notes": "These antlers shimmer with moss and lichen. Confers no benefit. March 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Antennae",
  "headAccessoryMystery201404Notes": "These antennae help the wearer sense dangerous distractions! Confers no benefit. April 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201409Text": "Autumn Antlers",
  "headAccessoryMystery201409Notes": "These powerful antlers change colors with the leaves. Confers no benefit. September 2014 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201502Text": "Wings of Thought",
  "headAccessoryMystery201502Notes": "Let your imagination take flight! Confers no benefit. February 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201510Text": "Goblin Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery201510Notes": "These fearsome horns are slightly slimy. Confers no benefit. October 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201801Text": "Frost Sprite Antlers",
  "headAccessoryMystery201801Notes": "These icy antlers shimmer with the glow of winter auroras. Confers no benefit. January 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201804Text": "Squirrel Ears",
  "headAccessoryMystery201804Notes": "These fuzzy sound-catchers will ensure you never miss the rustle of a leaf or the sound of an acorn falling! Confers no benefit. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201812Text": "Arctic Fox Ears",
  "headAccessoryMystery201812Notes": "You hear the subtle sound of snowflakes falling upon the landscape. Confers no benefit. December 2018 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201905Text": "Dazzling Dragon Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery201905Notes": "These horns are as sharp as they are shimmery. Confers no benefit. May 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201906Text": "Kindly Koi Ears",
  "headAccessoryMystery201906Notes": "Legend has it these finny ears help merfolk hear the calls and songs of all the denizens of the deep! Confers no benefit. June 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery201908Text": "Footloose Faun Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery201908Notes": "If wearing horns floats your goat, you're in luck! Confers no benefit. August 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202004Text": "Mighty Monarch Antennae",
  "headAccessoryMystery202004Notes": "They twitch just a bit if the scent of flowers drifts by--use them to find a pretty garden! Confers no benefit. April 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202005Text": "Wondrous Wyvern Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery202005Notes": "With such mighty horns, what creature dares challenge you? Confers no benefit. May 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202009Text": "Marvelous Moth Antennae",
  "headAccessoryMystery202009Notes": "These feathery appendages will help you find your way even in the dark of night. Confers no benefit. September 2020 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202102Text": "Charming Tiara",
  "headAccessoryMystery202102Notes": "Magnify your empathy and caring to new heights with this ornate golden tiara. Confers no benefit. February 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202105Text": "Nebula Dragon Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery202105Notes": "Don these iridescent horns and summon the magic of starlight. Confers no benefit. May 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202109Text": "Lunar Lepidopteran Antennae",
  "headAccessoryMystery202109Notes": "Catch the scent of flowers on the breeze or the scent of change on the wind. Confers no benefit. September 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202203Text": "Dauntless Dragonfly Circlet",
  "headAccessoryMystery202203Notes": "Need an extra boost of speed? The tiny decorative wings on this circlet are more powerful than they look! Confers no benefit. March 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202205Text": "Dusk-Winged Dragon Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery202205Notes": "These dazzling horns are as bright as a desert sunset. Confers no benefit. May 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202212Text": "Glacial Tiara",
  "headAccessoryMystery202212Notes": "Magnify your warmth and friendship to new heights with this ornate golden tiara. Confers no benefit. December 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202302Text": "Trickster Tabby Ears",
  "headAccessoryMystery202302Notes": "The purr-fect accessory to set off your enchanting grin. Confers no benefit. February 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202305Text": "Eventide Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery202305Notes": "These horns glow with reflected moonlight. Confers no benefit. May 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202307Text": "Kraken's Crown",
  "headAccessoryMystery202307Notes": "This mighty circlet summons cyclones and stormy weather! Confers no benefit. July 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202309Text": "Colossal Comet Moth Antennae",
  "headAccessoryMystery202309Notes": "These antennae are fashionable and feathery, but also help you navigate! Confers no benefit. September 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202310Text": "Crown of Ghostly Lights",
  "headAccessoryMystery202310Notes": "Like a will-o'-the-wisp, these unearthly lights may lure curious souls to their doom. Confers no benefit. October 2023 Subscriber Item.",  
  "headAccessoryMystery202405Text": "Gilded Drake Horns",
  "headAccessoryMystery202405Notes": "The metallic sheen of these fine horns reflects the dancing colors of dragon fire. Confers no benefit. May 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "headAccessoryMystery202410Text": "Candy Corn Ears",
  "headAccessoryMystery202410Notes": "Is that the sound of trick-or-treaters at your door? Confers no benefit. October 2024 Subscriber Item.",

  "headAccessoryMystery301405Text": "Headwear Goggles",
  "headAccessoryMystery301405Notes": "\"Goggles are for your eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody wants goggles that you can only wear on your head,\" they said. Hah! You sure showed them! Confers no benefit. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",

  "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowText": "Comical Arrow",
  "headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes": "This whimsical item sure is good for a laugh! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingText": "Goggles of Bookbinding",
  "headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingNotes": "These goggles will help you zero in on any task, large or small! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Bookbinder Set (Item 1 of 4).",

  "eyewear": "Eyewear",
  "eyewearBase0Text": "No Eyewear",
  "eyewearBase0Notes": "No Eyewear.",

  "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameText": "Black Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialBlackTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a black frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameText": "Blue Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialBlueTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a blue frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameText": "Green Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialGreenTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a green frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameText": "Pink Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialPinkTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a pink frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameText": "Red Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialRedTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a red frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameText": "White Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialWhiteTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a white frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameText": "Yellow Standard Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialYellowTopFrameNotes": "Glasses with a yellow frame above the lenses. Confers no benefit.",

  "eyewearSpecialBlackHalfMoonText": "Black Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialBlackHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a black frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialBlueHalfMoonText": "Blue Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialBlueHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a blue frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialGreenHalfMoonText": "Green Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialGreenHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a green frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialPinkHalfMoonText": "Pink Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialPinkHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a pink frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialRedHalfMoonText": "Red Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialRedHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a red frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialWhiteHalfMoonText": "White Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialWhiteHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a white frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialYellowHalfMoonText": "Yellow Half-Moon Eyeglasses",
  "eyewearSpecialYellowHalfMoonNotes": "Glasses with a yellow frame and crescent lenses. Confers no benefit.",

  "eyewearSpecialAetherMaskText": "Aether Mask",
  "eyewearSpecialAetherMaskNotes": "This mask has a mysterious history. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
  "eyewearSpecialKS2019Text": "Mythic Gryphon Visor",
  "eyewearSpecialKS2019Notes": "Bold as a gryphon's... hmm, gryphons don't have visors. It reminds you to... oh, who are we kidding, it just looks cool! Confers no benefit.",
  "eyewearSpecialAnniversaryText": "Habitica Hero Mask",
  "eyewearSpecialAnniversaryNotes": "Look through the eyes of a Habitica Hero - you! Confers no benefit. Special Edition 10th Birthday Bash Item.",

  "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueText": "Roguish Eyepatch",
  "eyewearSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "It doesn't take a scallywag to see how stylish this is! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
  "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Dashing Eyepatch",
  "eyewearSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "It doesn't take a rapscallion to see how stylish this is! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",

  "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Mask",
  "eyewearSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "What a powerful face accessory! Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
  "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Mask",
  "eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Your motives are definitely legitimate. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",

  "eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueText": "Bone-White Half Mask",
  "eyewearSpecialFall2019RogueNotes": "You'd think a full mask would protect your identity better, but people tend to be too awestruck by its stark design to take note of any identifying features left revealed. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",
  "eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerText": "Dark Visage",
  "eyewearSpecialFall2019HealerNotes": "Steel yourself against the toughest foes with this inscrutable mask. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2019 Autumn Gear.",

  "eyewearMystery201503Text": "Aquamarine Eyewear",
  "eyewearMystery201503Notes": "Don't get poked in the eye by these shimmering gems! Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery201506Text": "Neon Snorkel",
  "eyewearMystery201506Notes": "This neon snorkel lets its wearer see underwater. Confers no benefit. June 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery201507Text": "Rad Sunglasses",
  "eyewearMystery201507Notes": "These sunglasses let you stay cool even when the weather is hot. Confers no benefit. July 2015 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery201701Text": "Timeless Shades",
  "eyewearMystery201701Notes": "These sunglasses will protect your eyes from harmful rays and will look stylish no matter where you find yourself in time! Confers no benefit. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery201902Text": "Cryptic Crush Mask",
  "eyewearMystery201902Notes": "This mysterious mask hides your identity but not your winning smile. Confers no benefit. February 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery201907Text": "Sweet Sunglasses",
  "eyewearMystery201907Notes": "Look awesome while protecting your eyes from harmful UV rays! Confers no benefit. July 2019 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202108Text": "Fiery Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202108Notes": "Stare down your enemies (or your biggest tasks!) with these and they don't stand a chance. Confers no benefit. August 2021 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202201Text": "Midnight Merrymaker's Mask",
  "eyewearMystery202201Notes": "Ring in the new year with an air of mystery in this stylish feathered mask. Confers no benefit. January 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202202Text": "Turquoise Eyes with Blush",
  "eyewearMystery202202Notes": "Cheerful singing brings color to your cheeks. Confers no benefit. February 2022 Subscriber Item",
  "eyewearMystery202204AText": "Virtual Face",
  "eyewearMystery202204ANotes": "What's your mood today? Express yourself with these fun screens. Confers no benefit. April 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202204BText": "Virtual Face",
  "eyewearMystery202204BNotes": "What's your mood today? Express yourself with these fun screens. Confers no benefit. April 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202208Text": "Sparkly Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202208Notes": "Lull your enemies into a false sense of security with these terrifyingly cute peepers. Confers no benefit. August 2022 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202303Text": "Dreamy Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202303Notes": "Let your nonchalant expression lure your enemies into a false sense of security. Confers no benefit. March 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202308Text": "Sleepy Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202308Notes": "Are you sleepy, or just resting your eyes in anticipation of your next amazing battle? Confers no benefit. August 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202312Text": "Wintry Blue Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202312Notes": "No need to worry, these icy blues will help you see through the cold and dark season to the warmth of months ahead. Confers no benefit. December 2023 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202406Text": "Phantom Buccaneer’s Mask",
  "eyewearMystery202406Notes": "Try to avoid having this pulled off by a gang of meddling kids and their talking dog. Confers no benefit. June 2024 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery202503Text": "Jade Juggernaut Eyes",
  "eyewearMystery202503Notes": "This piercing gaze will strike terror into any fighter who dares to challenge you! Confers no benefit. March 2025 Subscriber Item.",


  "eyewearMystery301404Text": "Eyewear Goggles",
  "eyewearMystery301404Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. Confers no benefit. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery301405Text": "Monocle",
  "eyewearMystery301405Notes": "No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, for a pair of goggles. Confers no benefit. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
  "eyewearMystery301703Text": "Peacock Masquerade Mask",
  "eyewearMystery301703Notes": "Perfect for a fancy masquerade or for stealthily moving through a particularly well-dressed crowd. Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",

  "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText": "Plague Doctor Mask",
  "eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes": "An authentic mask worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3).",
  "eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesText": "Goofy Glasses",
  "eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesNotes": "Perfect for going incognito or just making your partymates giggle. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
  "eyewearArmoireClownsNoseText": "Clown's Nose",
  "eyewearArmoireClownsNoseNotes": "This accessory will make sure everyone 'nose' you're a clown! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Clown Set (Item 2 of 5).",
  "eyewearArmoireComedyMaskText": "Comedy Mask",
  "eyewearArmoireComedyMaskNotes": "Cheerily! Here is a quaint mask for thine happy heart, playing, heralding joy, and expressing merriment and mirth upon the stage. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Theatre Masks Set (Item 1 of 2).",
  "eyewearArmoireTragedyMaskText": "Tragedy Mask",
  "eyewearArmoireTragedyMaskNotes": "Alas! Here sits a heavy mask for thine poor player, strutting, fretting, and expressing woe and sorrow upon the stage. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Theatre Masks Set (Item 2 of 2).",
  "eyewearArmoireJewelersEyeLoupeText": "Jeweler's Eye Loupe",
  "eyewearArmoireJewelersEyeLoupeNotes": "This eye loupe magnifies what you’re working on so you can see absolutely every detail. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jeweler Set (Item 2 of 4).",
  "eyewearArmoireRoseColoredGlassesText": "Rose-colored Glasses",
  "eyewearArmoireRoseColoredGlassesNotes": "These glasses will help you see the best in a situation, and these stylish frames help you look your best, too. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Optimist Set (Item 2 of 4).",  

  "twoHandedItem": "Two-handed item."
}
