"weaponSpecial3Notes":"Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalText":"Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"'tis champion slew a critical Github foe whar many warriors fell. Fashioned from th' bones 'o Bug, 'tis hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes":"A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"There isn't a task in any To-Do list willing to tangle with this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This trident is used to spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvesting! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This wand, made of aquamarine and live coral, is very attractive to schools of fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes":"This grabby claw is at the very cutting edge of technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallMageNotes":"This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes":"The scarab on this wand protects and heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponMystery201411Text":"Pitchfork of Feasting",
"weaponMystery201411Notes":"Stab your enemies or dig in to your favorite foods - this versatile pitchfork does it all! Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorSpecialBirthdayNotes":"As part of the festivities, Absurd Party Robes are available free of charge in the Item Store! Swath yourself in those silly garbs and don your matching hats to celebrate this momentous day. Confers no benefit.",
"armorSpecialGaymerxNotes":"(Confers no benefit) In celebration 'o pride season 'n GaymerX, 'tis special armor be decorated wit' a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGBTQ 'n gamin' 'n be open to everyone. It takes place at th' InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13!",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFallMageNotes":"This robe has plenty of pockets to hold extra helpings of eye of newt and tongue of frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"armorMystery201406Notes":"This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer to slip through even the tiniest cracks. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201407Notes":"Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" and \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit is the best friend of any intrepid undersea explorer. Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headWarrior1Notes":"Cap 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior2Text":"Chain Coif",
"headWarrior2Notes":"Hood 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior3Text":"Plate Helm",
"headWarrior3Notes":"Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior4Text":"Red Helm",
"headWarrior4Notes":"Set wit' rubies fer power, 'n glows when th' wearer be angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior5Text":"Golden Helm",
"headWarrior5Notes":"Regal crown bound to shinin' armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headRogue1Text":"Leather Hood",
"headRogue1Notes":"Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue2Text":"Black Leather Hood",
"headRogue2Notes":"Useful fer both defense 'n disguise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue3Text":"Camouflage Hood",
"headRogue3Notes":"Rugged, but dont impede hearin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue4Text":"Penumbral Hood",
"headRogue4Notes":"Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue5Text":"Umbral Hood",
"headRogue5Notes":"Conceals even thoughts from them who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard1Text":"Magician Hat",
"headWizard1Notes":"Simple, comfortable, 'n fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard2Text":"Cornuthaum",
"headWizard2Notes":"Traditional headgear 'o th' itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard3Text":"Astrologer Hat",
"headWizard3Notes":"Adorned wit' th' rin's 'o Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard4Text":"Archmage Hat",
"headWizard4Notes":"Focuses th' mind fer intensive spellcastin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard5Text":"Royal Magus Hat",
"headWizard5Notes":"Shows authority over fortune, the seven seas, 'n lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headHealer1Text":"Quartz Circlet",
"headHealer1Notes":"Jeweled headpiece, fer focus on th' task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer2Text":"Amethyst Circlet",
"headHealer2Notes":"A taste 'o luxury fer a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer3Text":"Sapphire Circlet",
"headHealer3Notes":"Shines to let sufferers be knowin' their salvation be at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer4Text":"Emerald Diadem",
"headHealer4Notes":"Emits an aura 'o life 'n growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer5Text":"Royal Diadem",
"headHealer5Notes":"Fer kin', queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial0Text":"Shade Helm",
"headSpecial0Notes":"Blood 'n ash, lava 'n obsidian gift 'tis helm its imagery 'n power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial1Text":"Crystal Helm",
"headSpecial1Notes":"Th' favored crown 'o them who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"headSpecial2Text":"Nameless Helm",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' nothin' in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Nobody will EVER guess that you are a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Only the most productive of pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerMageNotes":"What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFallRogueNotes":"A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialGaymerxNotes":"(Confers no benefit) In celebration 'o pride season 'n GaymerX, 'tis special helmet be decorated wit' a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGBTQ 'n gamin' 'n be open to everyone. It takes place at th' InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13!",
"headMystery201407Notes":"This helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort of makes you look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201408Notes":"This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength of will. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201411Text":"Steel Helm of Sporting",
"headMystery201411Notes":"This is the traditional helmet worn in the beloved Habitican sport of Balance Ball, which consists of covering yourself with heavy protective gear and then committing to a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"This shield, made from the wood of wrecked ships, can deter even the stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"No one will dare to attack the coral reef when faced with this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes":"This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"bodySpecialSummerMageNotes":"Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessoryMystery301405Notes":"\"Goggles are for your eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody wants goggles that you can only wear on your head,\" they said. Hah! You sure showed them! August 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
"eyewearSpecialWonderconBlackNotes":"Your motives are definitely legitimate. Confers no benefit. Special Edition Convention Item.",
"eyewearMystery301404Text":"Eyewear Goggles",
"eyewearMystery301404Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. April 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
"eyewearMystery301405Text":"Monocle",
"eyewearMystery301405Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, for a pair of goggles. July 3015 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit."
