"questEvilSantaNotes":"Ye hear bemoaned roars deep in th' icefields. ye follow th' roars 'n growls - punctuated by another voice's cacklin' - to a clearin' in th' woods whar ye spy wit' ye eye a fully-grown polar bear. She's caged 'n shackled, roarin' fer life. Dancin' atop th' cage be a malicious wee imp wearin' castaway Christmas costumes. Vanquish Trapper Santa, 'n save th' beast!",
"questEvilSantaCompletion":"Trapper Santa squeals in anger, 'n bounces off into th' nightfall. A grateful she-bear, through roars 'n growls, tries to be tellin' ye somethin'. ye take her back to th' stables, whar Matt Boch th' whisperer listens to her tale wit' a gasp 'o horror. She has a cub! He ran off into th' icefields when mama bear was captured. Help her find her baby!",
"questEvilSanta2Notes":"Mama bear's cub had run off into th' icefields when she was captured by th' trapper. At th' edge 'o th' woods, she sniffs th' air. ye hear twig-snaps 'n snow crunch through th' crystaline sound 'o th' forest. Paw prints! ye both start racin' to follow th' trail. Find all th' prints 'n broken twigs, 'n retrieve her cub!",
"questEvilSanta2Completion":"Ye've found th' cub! Mama 'n baby bear couldn't be more grateful. As a token, they've decided to keep ye company till th' end 'o days.",
"questGryphonNotes":"Th' grand beastmaster, <strong>baconsaur</strong>, has come to ye crew seekin' help. \"Please, adventurers, ye must help me! me prized gryphon has broken free 'n be terrorizin' Habit City! If ye can stop her, I could reward ye wit' some 'o her eggs!\"",
"questGryphonCompletion":"Defeated, th' mighty beast ashamedly slinks back to its master.\"me word! Well done, adventurers!\" <strong>baconsaur</strong> exclaims, \"Please, have some 'o th' gryphon's eggs. I be sure ye gunna raise these young ones well!",
"questGryphonBoss":"Fiery Gryphon",
"questGryphonDropGryphonEgg":"Gryphon (Egg)",
"questHedgehogText":"Th' Hedgebeast",
"questHedgehogNotes":"Hedgehogs be a hardyharhar group 'o animals. They be some 'o th' most affectionate pets a Habiteer could own. But rumor has it, if ye feed them spiced rum after midnight, they grow quite irritable. 'n fifty times their size. 'n <strong>Inventrix</strong> did just that. Oops.",
"questHedgehogCompletion":"Ye crew successfully calmed below th' hedgehog! After shrinkin' below to a normal size, she hobbles away to her eggs. She returns squeakin' 'n nudgin' some 'o her eggs along towards ye crew. woefully, these hedgehogs like spiced rum better!",
"questHedgehogBoss":"Hedgebeast",
"questHedgehogDropHedgehogEgg":"Hedgehog (Egg)",
"questGhostStagText":"Th' Spirit o' Spring",
"questGhostStagNotes":"Ahh, Sprin'. th' time 'o year when color once again begins to fill th' landscape. Gone be th' cold, snowy mounds 'o winter. whar frost once stood, vibrant plant life takes its place. Luscious green leaves fill in th' trees, grass returns to its former vivid hue, a rainbow 'o flowers rise along th' plains, 'n a white mystical fog covers th' land! ... Wait. Mystical fog? \"Oh no,\" <strong>Inventrix</strong> says apprehensively, \"It would appear that some kind 'o devil's henchman be th' cause 'o 'tis fog. Oh, 'n it be chargin' right at ye.\"",
"questGhostStagCompletion":"Th' devil's henchman, seemin'ly unwounded, lowers its nose to th' ground. A calmin' voice envelops ye crew. \"I apologize fer me behavior. I have only just awoken from me slumber, 'n it would appear me wits have not completely returned to me. Please take these as a token 'o me apology.\" A cluster 'o eggs materialize on th' grass before th' devil's henchman. Without another word, th' devil's henchman runs off into th' forest wit' flowers fallin' in his wake.",
"questGhostStagBoss":"Ghost Stag",
"questGhostStagDropDeerEgg":"Deer (Egg)",
"questRatText":"Th' Rat Captain",
"questRatNotes":"Garbage! Massive piles 'o unchecked dailies be lyin' all across Habitica. th' problem has become so deadly serious that hordes 'o rats be now seen everywhere. ye notice @Pandah pettin' one 'o th' beasts lovin'ly. She explains that rats be gentle creatures that feed on unchecked dailies. th' real problem be that th' dailies have fallen into th' sewer, creatin' a dangerous pit that must be cleared. As ye descend into th' sewers, a massive rat, wit' blood red eyes 'n mangled yellow teeth, attacks ye, defendin' its horde. gunna ye cower in fear or face th' fabled Rat Kin'?",
"questRatCompletion":"Ye final strike saps th' gargantuan rat's strength, his eyes fadin' to a dull grey. th' beast splits into many tiny rats, which scurry off in fright. ye notice @Pandah standin' behind ye, lookin' at th' once mighty creature. She explains that th' citizens 'o Habitica have be inspired by ye courage 'n be quickly completin' all their unchecked dailies. She warns ye that we must be vigilant, fer we let below our guard, th' Rat Kin' gunna return. As payment, @Pandah offers ye several rat eggs. Noticin' ye uneasy expression, she smiles, \"They make wonderful pets.\"",
"questRatBoss":"Rat Captain",
"questRatDropRatEgg":"Rat (Egg)",
"questOctopusText":"Th' Call o' Octothulu",
"questOctopusNotes":"@Urse, a wild-eyed young scribe, has asked fer ye help explorin' a mysterious cave by th' sea shore. Among th' twilight tidepools stands a massive gate 'o stalactites 'n stalagmites. As ye near th' gate, a dark whirlpool begins to spin at its base. ye stare in awe as a squid-like dragon rises through th' maw. \"th' sticky spawn 'o th' stars has awakened,\" roars @Urse madly. \"After vigintillions 'o years, th' great Octothulu be loose again, 'n ravenin' fer delight!\"",
"questOctopusCompletion":"Wit' a final blow, th' creature slips away into th' whirlpool from which it came. ye cannot be tellin' if @Urse be grog-filled wit' ye victory or saddened to spy wit' ye eye th' beast be off. Wordlessly, ye companion points to three slimy, gargantuan eggs in a broadside tidepool, set in a nest 'o gold coins. \"Probably just octopus eggs,\" ye shout nervously. As ye return home, @Urse frantically scribbles in a journal 'n ye suspect 'tis be not th' last time ye gunna hear 'o th' great Octothulu.",
"questOctopusBoss":"Octothulu",
"questOctopusDropOctopusEgg":"Octopus (Egg)",
"questHarpyText":"Help! Harpy!",
"questHarpyNotes":"Th' brave adventurer @UncommonCriminal has disappeared into th' forest, followin' th' trail 'o a win'ed monster that was sighted several days ago. ye be 'bout to begin a search when a wounded trusty parrot lands on ye arm, an ugly scar marrin' its beautiful plumage. Attached to its pegleg be a scrawled note explainin' that while defendin' th' parrots, @UncommonCriminal was captured by a vicious Harpy, 'n desperately needs ye help to escape. gunna ye follow th' bird, defeat th' Harpy, 'n save @UncommonCriminal?",
"questHarpyCompletion":"A final blow to th' Harpy brin's it below, feathers sailin' in all directions. After a quick climb to its nest ye find @UncommonCriminal, surrounded by trusty parrot eggs. As a team, ye quickly place th' eggs back in th' broadside nests. th' scarred trusty parrot who found ye caws loudly, droppin' several eggs in ye arms. \"th' Harpy attack has left some eggs in need 'o protection,\" explains @UncommonCriminal. \"It seems ye have be made an honorary trusty parrot.\"",
"questHarpyBoss":"Harpy",
"questHarpyDropParrotEgg":"Parrot (Egg)",
"questRoosterText":"Rooster Rampage",
"questRoosterNotes":"Fer years th' farmer @extrajordanary has used Roosters as an alarm clock. But now a giant Rooster has appeared, crowin' louder than any before – 'n wakin' up all ye pirates in Habitica! th' sliumber-deprived Habiticans struggle through their daily tasks. @Pandoro decides th' time has come to put a stop to 'tis. \"Please, be thar anyone who can teach that Rooster to crow quietly?\" ye volunteer, approachin' th' Rooster early one mornin' – but it turns, flappin' its giant win's 'n showin' its sharp claws, 'n crows a battle cry.",
"questRoosterCompletion":"Wit' finesse 'n strength, ye have tamed th' wild beast. Its ears, once filled wit' feathers 'n half-remembered tasks, be now clear as day. It crows at ye quietly, snugglin' its beak into ye shoulder. th' next day ye're set to take ye leave, but @EmeraldOx runs up to ye wit' a covered basket. \"Wait! When I went into th' farmhouse 'tis mornin', th' Rooster had pushed these against th' door whar ye slept. i reckon he wants ye to have them.\" ye uncover th' basket to spy wit' ye eye three delicate eggs.",
"questRoosterBoss":"Rooster",
"questRoosterDropRoosterEgg":"Rooster (Egg)",
"questSpiderText":"The Icy Arachnid",
"questSpiderNotes":"As th' the seven seas starts coolin' below, delicate frost begins appearin' on Habiticans' windowpanes in lacy webs... except fer @Arcosine, whose windows be frozen completely shut by th' Frost Spider currently takin' up residence in his home. Oh dear.",
"questSpiderCompletion":"Th' Frost Spider collapses, leavin' behind a small pile 'o frost 'n a few 'o her enchanted egg sacs. @Arcosine rather hurriedly offers them to ye as a reward--perhaps ye could raise some non-threatenin' spiders as pets 'o ye own?",
"questSpiderBoss":"Spider",
"questSpiderDropSpiderEgg":"Spider (Egg)",
"questVice1Text":"Free Yerself o' th' Dragon's Influence",
"questVice1Notes":"<p>They shout thar lies a terrible evil in th' caverns 'o Mt. Habitica. A monster whose presence twists th' wills 'o th' strong heroes 'o th' land, turnin' them towards bad habits 'n laziness! th' beast be a grand dragon 'o immense power 'n comprised 'o th' shadows themselves: Vice, th' treacherous Shadow Wyrm. Brave Habiteers, stand up 'n defeat 'tis foul beast once 'n fer all, but only if ye believe ye can stand against its immense power. </p><h3>Vice Part 1: </h3><p>How can ye expect to fight th' beast if it already has control over ye? Don't fall victim to laziness 'n vice! Work harrrd to fight against th' dragon's dark influence 'n dispel his hold on ye! </p>",
"questVice1Boss":"Vice's Shade",
"questVice1DropVice2Quest":"Vice Part 2 (Scroll)",
"questVice2Text":"Find th' Lair o' th' Wyrm",
"questVice2Notes":"Wit' Vice's influence over ye dispelled, ye feel a surge 'o strength ye didn't be knowin' ye had return to ye. Confident in ye-selves 'n ye ability to withstand th' wyrm's influence, ye crew makes 'tis way to Mt. Habitica. ye approach th' entrance to th' mountain's caverns 'n pause. Swells 'o shadows, almost like fog, wisp out from th' openin'. It be near impossible to spy wit' ye eye anythin' in front 'o ye. th' light from ye lanterns seem to end abruptly whar th' shadows begin. It be said that only magical light can pierce th' dragon's infernal haze. If ye can find that be all I can take light crystals, ye could make ye way to th' dragon.",
"questVice2CollectLightCrystal":"Light Crystals",
"questVice2DropVice3Quest":"Vice Part 3 (Scroll)",
"questVice3Text":"Vice Awakens",
"questVice3Notes":"After much effort, ye crew has discovered Vice's lair. th' hulkin' monster eyes ye crew wit' distaste. As shadows swirl around ye, a voice whispers through ye head, \"More foolish citizens 'o Habitica come to stop me? ugly. ye'd have be wise not to come.\" th' scaly titan rears back its head 'n prepares to attack. 'tis be ye chance! gift it everythin' ye've got 'n defeat Vice once 'n fer all!",
"questVice3Completion":"Th' shadows dissipate from th' cavern 'n a steely silence falls. me word, ye've done it! ye have defeated Vice! ye 'n ye crew may finally breath a sigh 'o relief. heartly enjoy ye victory, brave Habiteers, but take th' lessons ye've learned from battlin' Vice 'n move ahead. thar be still habits to be done 'n potentially worse evils to conquer!",
"questVice3Boss":"Vice, th' Shadow Wyrm",
"questVice3DropWeaponSpecial2":"Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon",
"questMoonstone1Notes":"<p>A terrible affliction has struck Habiticans. Bad Habits thought to be in Davy Jones' locker be risin' back up wit' a vengeance. Dishes lie unwashed, textbooks linger unread, 'n procrastination runs rampant!</p><br/><p>ye track some 'o ye own returnin' Bad Habits to th' Swamps 'o Stagnation 'n discover th' culprit: th' ghostly Necromancer, Recidivate. ye rush in, weapons swin'in', but they slide through her specter uselessly.</p><br/><p>\"Don't bother,\" she hisses wit' a dry rasp. \"Without a chain 'o moonstones, nothin' can harm me -- 'n master jeweler @aurakami scattered all th' moonstones across Habitica long ago!\" Pantin', ye retreat... but ye be knowin' what ye must do.</p>",
"questMoonstone1CollectMoonstone":"Moonstones",
"questMoonstone1DropMoonstone2Quest":"Th' Moonstone Chain Part 2: Recidivate th' Necromancer (Scroll)",
"questMoonstone2Notes":"<p>th' brave weaponsmith @Inventrix helps ye fashion th' enchanted moonstones into a chain. ye're ready to confront Recidivate at last, but as ye enter th' Swamps 'o Stagnation, a terrible chill sweeps over ye.</p><br/><p>Rottin' breath whispers in ye ear. \"Back again? How delightful...\" ye spin 'n lunge, 'n under th' light 'o th' moonstone chain, ye weapon strikes solid flesh. \"ye may have bound me to th' seven seas once more,\" Recidivate snarls, \"but now it be the hour fer ye to leave it!\"</p>",
"questMoonstone2Boss":"Th' Necromancer",
"questMoonstone2DropMoonstone3Quest":"Th' Moonstone Chain Part 3: Recidivate Transformed (Scroll)",
"questMoonstone3Text":"Recidivate Transformed",
"questMoonstone3Notes":"<p>Recidivate crumples to th' ground, 'n ye strike at her wit' th' moonstone chain. To ye horror, Recidivate seizes th' gems, eyes burnin' wit' triumph.</p><br/><p>\"Foolish creature 'o flesh!\" she shouts. \"These moonstones gunna restore me to a physical form, true, but not as ye imagined. As th' full moon waxes from th' dark, so too does me power flourish, 'n from th' shadows I summon th' specter 'o ye most feared foe!\"</p><br/><p>A sickly green fog rises from th' swamp, 'n Recidivate's body writhes 'n contorts into a shape that fills ye wit' dread – th' undead body 'o Vice, horribly reborn.</p>",
"questMoonstone3Completion":"<p>ye breath comes harrrd 'n sweat stin's ye eyes as th' undead Wyrm collapses. th' remains 'o Recidivate dissipate into a thin grey mist that clears quickly under th' onslaught 'o a refreshin' breeze, 'n ye hear th' distant, rallyin' cries 'o Habiticans defeatin' their Bad Habits fer once 'n fer all.</p><br/><p>@Baconsaur th' beastmaster swoops below on a gryphon. \"I saw th' end 'o ye battle from th' sky, 'n I was greatly moved. Please, take 'tis enchanted tunic – ye bravery speaks 'o a noble heart, 'n I believe ye were meant to have it.\"</p>",
"questGoldenknight1Notes":"<p>The Golden Knight has been getting on poor Habiticans' cases. Didn't do all of your dailies? Checked off a - habit? She will use this as a reason to harass you about how you should follow her example. She is the shining example of a perfect Habitican, and you are naught but a failure. Well, that is not nice at all! Everyone makes mistakes. They should not have to be met with such negativity for it. Perhaps it is time you gather some testimonies from hurt Habiticans and give the Golden Knight a stern talking-to!</p>",
"questGoldenknight1DropGoldenknight2Quest":"The Golden Knight Chain Part 2: Tarnished Gold (Scroll)",
"questGoldenknight2Text":"Gold Knight",
"questGoldenknight2Notes":"<p>Armed with hundreds of Habitican's testimonies, you finally confront the Golden Knight. You begin to recite the Habitcan's complaints to her, one by one. \"And @Pfeffernusse says that your constant bragging-\" The knight raises her hand to silence you and scoffs, \"Please, these people are merely jealous of my success. Instead of complaining, they should simply work as hard as I! Perhaps I will shall show you the power you can attain through diligence such as mine!\" She raises her morningstar and prepares to attack you!</p>",
"questGoldenknight2Boss":"Gold Knight",
"questGoldenknight2DropGoldenknight3Quest":"The Golden Knight Chain Part 3: The Iron Knight (Scroll)",
"questGoldenknight3Text":"The Iron Knight",
"questGoldenknight3Notes":"<p>@Jon Arinbjorn cries out to you to get your attention. In the aftermath of your battle, a new figure has appeared. A knight coated in stained-black iron slowly approaches you with sword in hand. The Golden Knight shouts to the figure, \"Father, no!\" but knight shows no signs of stopping. She turns to you and says, \"I am sorry. I have been a fool, with a head too big to see how cruel I have been. But my father is crueler than I could ever be. If he isn't stopped he'll destroy us all. Here, use my morningstar and halt the Iron Knight!\"</p>",
"questGoldenknight3Completion":"<p>With a satisfying clang, the Iron Knight falls to his knees and slumps over. \"You are quite strong,\" he pants. \"I have been humbled, today.\" The Golden Knight approaches you and says, \"Thank you. I believe we have gained some humility from our encounter with you. I will speak with my father and explain the complaints against us. Perhaps, we should begin apologizing to the other Habiticans.\" She mulls over in thought before turning back to you. \"Here: as our gift to you, I want you to keep my morningstar. It is yours now.\"</p>",
"questGoldenknight3DropWeapon":"Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star (Off-hand Weapon)",
"questBasilistText":"The Basi-List",
"questBasilistNotes":"There's a commotion in the marketplace--the kind that should make you run away. Being a courageous adventurer, you run towards it instead, and discover a Basi-list, coalescing from a clump of incomplete To-Dos! Nearby Habiticans are paralyzed with fear at the length of the Basi-list, unable to start working. From somewhere in the vicinity, you hear @Arcosine shout: \"Quick! Complete your To-Dos and Dailies to defang the monster, before someone gets a paper cut!\" Strike fast, adventurer, and check something off - but beware! If you leave any Dailies undone, the Basi-list will attack you and your party!",
"questBasilistCompletion":"The Basi-list has scattered into paper scraps, which shimmer gently in rainbow colors. \"Whew!\" says @Arcosine. \"Good thing you guys were here!\" Feeling more experienced than before, you gather up some fallen gold from among the papers.",
"questEggHuntNotes":"Overnight, strange plain eggs have appeared everywhere: in Matt's stables, behind th' counter at th' Pub, 'n even among th' pet eggs at th' Marketplace! What a nuisance! \"Nobody knows whar they came from, or what they might hatch into,\" says <strong>Megan</strong>, \"but we can't just leave them layin' around! Work harrrd 'n search harrrd to help me gather up these mysterious eggs. Maybe if ye collect that be all I can take, thar gunna be some extras left over fer ye...\"",
"questEggHuntCompletion":"Ye did it! In gratitude, <strong>Megan</strong> gives ye ten 'o th' eggs. \"I don't think they hatch, exactly,\" she says, \"'n they certainly won't grow into mounts. But that dont mean ye can't dye them beautiful colors!\"",
"questEggHuntCollectPlainEgg":"Plain Eggs",
"questEggHuntDropPlainEgg":"Plain Egg",
"questDilatoryText":"Th' Dread Drag'on o' Dilatory",
"questDilatoryNotes":"<p>We have heeded th' warnin's.</p><br/><p>Dark shinin' eyes. Ancient scales. Massive jaws, 'n flashin' teeth. We've awoken somethin' horrifyin' from th' crevasse: <strong>th' Dread Drag'on 'o Dilatory!</strong> Screamin' Habiticans fled in all directions when it reared out 'o th' sea, its terrifyin'ly long neck extendin' hundreds 'o feet out 'o th' rum as it shattered windows wit' its searin' roar.</p><br/><p>\"'tis must be what dragged Dilatory below!\" yells Lemoness. \"It wasn't th' weight 'o th' neglected tasks - th' Dark Red Dailies just attracted its attention!\"</p><br/><p>\"'tis surgin' wit' magical energy!\" @Baconsaur cries. \"To have lived 'tis long, it must be able to heal itself! How can we defeat it?\"</p><br/><p>Why, th' same way we defeat all beasts - wit' productivity! Quickly, Habitica, band together 'n strike through ye tasks, 'n all 'o us gunna battle 'tis monster together. (thar's no need to abandon previous quests - we believe in ye ability to double-strike!) It won't attack us individually, but th' more Dailies we skip, th' closer we get to triggerin' its Neglect Strike - 'n I don't like th' way 'tis eyein' th' Pub....</p>",
"questDilatoryBoss":"Th' Dread Drag'on o' Dilatory",
"questDilatoryBossRageTitle":"Neglect Strike",
"questDilatoryBossRageDescription":"When 'tis bar has filled up, th' Dread Drag'on 'o Dilatory gunna unleash great havoc on Habitica's terrain",
"questDilatoryBossRageTavern":"Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, 'n their dark-red color has attracted th' Drag'on's rage! wit' its fearsome Neglect Strike attack, it has decimated th' Pub! Luckily, we've set up quarters in a broadside city, 'n ye're free to keep chattin' on th' shore... but poor Daniel th' Barkeep just saw his beloved buildin' crumble around him!\n\nI hope th' beast dont attack again!",
"questDilatoryBossRageStables":"`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAvast! Once again we left too many Dailies undone. th' Drag'on has unleashed its Neglect Strike against Matt 'n th' stables! Pets have be fleein' in all directions. Luckily it seems like all 'o yours be safe! \n\nPoor Habitica! I woe 'tis dont happen again. Hurry 'n do all ye tasks!",
"questDilatoryBossRageMarket":"`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAhhh!! Alex th' Sutler just had his shop smashed to smithereens by th' Drag'on's Neglect Strike! But it seems like we're really wearin' 'tis beast below. I doubt it has that be all I can take energy fer another strike. \n\nSo do not waver, Habitica! Let's drive 'tis beast away from our shores!",
"questDilatoryCompletion":"`th' Defeat 'o th' Dread Drag'On 'o Dilatory` \n\nWe've done it! wit' a final last roar, th' Dread Drag'on collapses 'n swims far, far away. Crowds 'o cheerin' Habiticans line th' shores! We've helped Matt, Daniel, 'n Alex rebuild their buildin's. But what's 'tis? \n\n`th' Citizens Return!` \n\nNow that th' Drag'on has fled, thousands 'o sparklin' colors be ascendin' through th' sea. It be a rainbow swarm 'o Mantis Shrimp... 'n among them, hundreds 'o merpeople! \n\n\"We be th' lost citizens 'o Dilatory!\" explains their leader, Manta. \"When Dilatory sank, th' Mantis Shrimp that lived in these waters used a spell to transform us into merpeople so that we could survive. But in its rage, th' Dread Drag'on trapped us all in th' dark crevasse. We have be imprisoned thar fer hundreds 'o years - but now at last we be free to rebuild our city!\" \n\n\"As a thank ye,\" says his bucko @Ottl, \"Please accept 'tis Mantis Shrimp pet 'n Mantis Shrimp mount, as well as XP, doubloons, 'n our eternal gratitude.\" \n\n`Rewards` \n* Mantis Shrimp Pet \n* Mantis Shrimp Mount \n* Chocolate, Cotton Candy Blue, Cotton Candy Pink, Fish, Honey, Meat, spiced rum, Potato, Rotten Meat, Strawberry",
"questSeahorseText":"The Dilatory Derby",
"questSeahorseNotes":"'tis Derby Day, 'n Habiticans from all over th' continent have traveled to Dilatory to race their pet seahorses! Suddenly, a great splashin' 'n snarlin' breaks out at th' racetrack, 'n ye hear Seahorse Keeper @Kiwibot shoutin' above th' roar 'o th' waves. \"th' gatherin' 'o seahorses has attracted a fierce Sea Stallion!\" she cries. \"He's smashin' through th' stables 'n destroyin' th' ancient track! Can anyone calm him below?\"",
"questSeahorseCompletion":"Th' now-tame Sea Stallion swims docilely to ye side. \"Oh, look!\" Kiwibot says. \"He wants us to take care 'o his children.\" She gives ye three eggs. \"Raise them well,\" she says. \"ye're welcome at th' Dilatory Derby any day!\"",
"questSeahorseBoss":"Sea Stallion",
"questSeahorseDropSeahorseEgg":"Seahorse (Egg)",
"questAtom1Text":"Attack 'o th' Mundane Questline, Pt. 1: Dish Disaster!",
"questAtom1Notes":"Ye reach th' shores 'o Washed-Up Lake fer some well-earned relaxation... But th' lake be polluted wit' unwashed dishes! How did 'tis happen? Well, ye simply cannot allow th' lake to be in 'tis state. thar be only one thin' ye can do: spit shine th' dishes 'n save ye vacation spot! Better find some soap to spit shine up 'tis mess. A lot 'o soap...",
"questAtom2Text":"Attack 'o th' Mundane Questline, Pt. 2: th' SnackLess Monster",
"questAtom2Notes":"Phew, 'tis place be lookin' a lot nicer wit' all these dishes cleaned. Maybe, ye can finally have some a ruckas now. Oh - thar seems to be a pizza box floatin' in th' lake. Well, what's one more thin' to spit shine really? But alas, it be no mere pizza box! wit' a sudden rush th' box lifts from th' rum to reveal itself to be th' head 'o a monster. It cannot be! th' fabled SnackLess Monster?! It be said it has existed hidden in th' lake since prehistoric times: a creature spawned from th' leftover grub 'n trash 'o th' ancient Habiticans. Yuck!",
"questAtom3Text":"Attack o' th' Mundane Questline, Pt. 3: Th' Laundromancer",
"questAtom3Notes":"Wit' a deafenin' cry, 'n five delicious types 'o cheese burstin' from its mouth, th' SnackLess Monster falls to pieces. \"HOW DARE ye!\" booms a voice from beneath th' rum's surface. A robed, blue figure emerges from th' rum, wieldin' a magic toilet brush. Filthy laundry fightin' begins to bubble up to th' surface 'o th' lake. \"I be th' Laundromancer!\" he angrily announces. \"ye have some nerve - washin' me delightfully dirty dishes, destroyin' me pet, 'n enterin' me domain wit' such spit shine clothes. Prepare to feel th' soggy wrath 'o me anti-laundry fightin' magic!\"",
"questAtom3Completion":"Th' wicked Laundromancer has be defeated! spit shine laundry fightin' falls in piles all around ye. Thin's be lookin' much better around here. As ye begin to wade through th' freshly pressed armor, a glint 'o metal catches ye eye, 'n ye gaze falls upon a gleamin' helm. th' original owner 'o 'tis shinin' item may be unknown, but as ye put it on, ye feel th' warmin' presence 'o a generous devil's henchman. Too bad they didn't sew on a nametag.",
"questOwlNotes":"The Tavern light is lit 'til dawn <br>Until one eve the glow is gone!<br>How can we see for our all-nighters?<br>@Twitching cries, \"I need some fighters!<br>See that Night-Owl, starry foe?<br>Fight with haste and do not slow!<br>We'll drive its shadow from our door,<br>And make the night shine bright once more!\"",
"questOwlCompletion":"The Night-Owl fades before the dawn,<br>But even so, you feel a yawn.<br>Perhaps it's time to get some rest?<br>Then on your bed, you see a nest!<br>A Night-Owl knows it can be great<br>To finish work and stay up late,<br>But your new pets will softly peep<br>To tell you when it's time to sleep.",
