diff --git a/migrations/mysteryitems.js b/migrations/mysteryitems.js
index 5b2cf2ce33..22260eb6d2 100644
--- a/migrations/mysteryitems.js
+++ b/migrations/mysteryitems.js
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ var _id = '';
 var update = {
   $push: {
     'purchased.plan.mysteryItems':{
-      $each:['head_mystery_201407','armor_mystery_201407']
+      $each:['head_mystery_201408','armor_mystery_201408']
     }
   }
 };
diff --git a/views/shared/new-stuff.jade b/views/shared/new-stuff.jade
index 749123f757..955893fc9b 100644
--- a/views/shared/new-stuff.jade
+++ b/views/shared/new-stuff.jade
@@ -8,26 +8,45 @@ table
         h3.popover-title
           a(target='_blank', href='https://twitter.com/Mihakuu') Bailey
         .popover-content
-          h5 Parrot Quest, Audio, And Mobile App Update!
+          h5 August Mystery Item, Sortable Tags, Push To Top
           table.table.table-striped
             tr
               td
-                h5 New Pet Quest: Help! Harpy!
-                p There's a new Pet Quest available in the <a href='https://habitrpg.com/#/options/inventory/drops'>Market</a>! @UncommonCriminal is being held hostage by a Parrot-like Harpy. If you can find a way to help, you'll definitely get your hands on some coveted Parrot Eggs....
-                p After you've purchased the scroll, battle the Boss by completing Habits and To-Dos. Be careful - every Daily that you skip will cause the Boss to attack your party!
-                p.small.muted by Uncommon Criminal and Token
+                h5 August Item Set Revealed!
+                .promo_mystery_201408.pull-right
+                p The August Subscriber Item has been revealed: the Sun Sorcerer Item Set! All August subscribers will receive the Sun Crown and the Sun Robes. You still have five days to subscribe and receive the item set! Thank you so much for your support - we really do rely on you to keep HabitRPG free to use and running smoothly.
+                p.small.muted by Lemoness
             tr
               td
-                h5 Audio
-                p You can now enable sound effects for various website actions. Click the volume icon (<span class='glyphicon glyphicon-volume-off'></span>) and choose an "Audio Theme". For now, the only theme available is "Daniel The Bard" (@DanielTheBard designed this set); however, we'll release more themes over time (<a href='http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Guidance_for_Bards' target='_blank'>get involved here</a>). We'll also add more sound effects, and possibly music, to the current set.
-                p.small.muted by DanielTheBard, Fandekasp
+                h5 Sortable Tags
+                p You can now sort your tags. Drag left-to-right and drop them into place.
+                p.small.muted by Fandekasp, lefnire
+            tr
+              td
+                h5 Push to Top
+                p We've added a small button in your tasks' one-click actions: Push to Top. This will help easily you sort your day's priorities, which may change from day-to-day.
+                p.small.muted by negue
+          small.muted 8/26/2014
 
-            tr
-              td
-                h5 New Mobile Update: Backgrounds and Guilds!
-                p We've updated the mobile app to include Backgrounds and Guilds! Now you can use the mobile app to join common interest groups, chat with like-minded people, and swap your avatar’s background. The iOS app is <a href='https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/habitrpg/id689569235?mt=8' target='_blank'>here</a>, and the Android app is <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ocdevel.habitrpg&hl=en' target='_blank'>here</a>. If you enjoy the direction that we’ve been taking the app, we would really appreciate it if you would leave us a review <3 Thank you!
-                p.small.muted by huarui, paglias
-          small.muted 8/19/2014
+h5 8/19/2014 - Parrot Quest, Audio, And Mobile App Update!
+table.table.table-striped
+  tr
+    td
+      h5 New Pet Quest: Help! Harpy!
+      p There's a new Pet Quest available in the <a href='https://habitrpg.com/#/options/inventory/drops'>Market</a>! @UncommonCriminal is being held hostage by a Parrot-like Harpy. If you can find a way to help, you'll definitely get your hands on some coveted Parrot Eggs....
+      p After you've purchased the scroll, battle the Boss by completing Habits and To-Dos. Be careful - every Daily that you skip will cause the Boss to attack your party!
+      p.small.muted by Uncommon Criminal and Token
+  tr
+    td
+      h5 Audio
+      p You can now enable sound effects for various website actions. Click the volume icon (<span class='glyphicon glyphicon-volume-off'></span>) and choose an "Audio Theme". For now, the only theme available is "Daniel The Bard" (@DanielTheBard designed this set); however, we'll release more themes over time (<a href='http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Guidance_for_Bards' target='_blank'>get involved here</a>). We'll also add more sound effects, and possibly music, to the current set.
+      p.small.muted by DanielTheBard, Fandekasp
+
+  tr
+    td
+      h5 New Mobile Update: Backgrounds and Guilds!
+      p We've updated the mobile app to include Backgrounds and Guilds! Now you can use the mobile app to join common interest groups, chat with like-minded people, and swap your avatar’s background. The iOS app is <a href='https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/habitrpg/id689569235?mt=8' target='_blank'>here</a>, and the Android app is <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ocdevel.habitrpg&hl=en' target='_blank'>here</a>. If you enjoy the direction that we’ve been taking the app, we would really appreciate it if you would leave us a review <3 Thank you!
+      p.small.muted by huarui, paglias
 
 h5 8/12/2014
 table.table.table-striped