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-h2 9/24/2015 - SEPTEMBER SUBSCRIBER ITEMS REVEALED; FALL FESTIVAL HAIR AND SKIN COLORS AVAILABLE
+h2 9/24/2015 - HAUNTED HAIR COLORS, SUPERNATURAL SKIN SET, AND WEREWOLF SUBSCRIBER ITEM! PLUS, THE FALL PLOT-LINE CONTINUES...
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-      h3 September Subscriber Items Revealed
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-      p The September Subscriber Item has been revealed: the Werewolf Armor Set! All September subscribers will receive the Werewolf Mask and the Werewolf Costume. You still have six days to <a href='/#/options/settings/subscription'>subscribe</a> and receive the item set! Thank you so much for your support - we really do rely on you to keep Habitica free to use and running smoothly.
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       h3 Haunted Hair Colors and Supernatural Skin Set
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       p Seasonal Edition items recur unchanged every year, but they are only available to purchase during a short period of time. Get them now, or you'll have to wait until next year!
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+      h3 September Subscriber Items Revealed
+      .promo_mystery_201509.pull-right
+      p The September Subscriber Item has been revealed: the Werewolf Armor Set! All September subscribers will receive the Werewolf Mask and the Werewolf Costume. You still have six days to <a href='/#/options/settings/subscription'>subscribe</a> and receive the item set! Thank you so much for your support - we really do rely on you to keep Habitica free to use and running smoothly.
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+      h3 Fall Plot-Line Continues
+      p In general, we've all been enjoying the Flourishing Fields. Habiticans are posing in fun costumes, taking pictures of the orange-and-black wildlife, and casting Spooky Sparkles on each other.
+      br
+      p Unfortunately, there does seem to be a serious problem with production for the first time in the history of the Fields. Deadlines are being missed. Shipments are not arriving. As you walk down the street, you overhear worried whispers among the citizens, speculating on the cause.
+      br
+      p Some blame the unseasonal heat wave that has begun in the past few days. Others point to the difficulty of the tasks, and their ever-increasing quantity. And a few people -- just a few -- murmur that some of the hardest-working citizens have been disappearing, one by one, leaving their obligations abandoned. But surely that is nothing more than rumor?
 
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