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-h2 4/14/2016 - ANDROID APP UPDATES!
+h2 4/15/2016 - iOS AND ANDROID UPDATES, AND ANOTHER BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!
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+      h3 iOS Update: Fixes Galore
+      p We've released <a href='https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/habitica/id994882113?ls=1&mt=8'>a new iOS update</a> focusing on stability and bug fixes!
+      br
+      p It includes multiple crash fixes, most notably for iOS 7 and for quests with rage bars, and clears up frustrating bugs such as the issues with timezones, the duplicating items bug, and the fact that completed to-dos used to still cause reminders. Be sure to download it now for a better Habitica experience!
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+      p Thank you very much for your patience! If you like the improvements that we’ve been making to our app, please consider reviewing this new version. It really helps us out! Also, old reviews get hidden, but if you go to the review section you can re-post it again with a single tap. We hope you enjoy the update!
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       h3 Android App Update: Pets, Enchanted Armoire, and More!
-      p We've updated <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.habitrpg.android.habitica'>the Android app</a> to include a ton of features, including:
+      p In case you missed it, yesterday we updated <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.habitrpg.android.habitica'>the Android app</a> to include a ton of features, including:
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         li Pets and Mounts! Now you can use the app to hatch pets, feed them, and equip pets and mounts.
         li The World Boss! Now you can view the World Boss Battle from the Tavern on the app!
-        li The Enchanted Armoire! Tap right from the app for a chance at Equipment, experience, or food.
+        li The Enchanted Armoire! Tap right from the app for a chance at equipment, Experience, or food.
         li Edit Task Attributes! Assign attributes to tasks for use with task-based point allocation.
         li Crash and Bug Fixes! Including fixes for incorrectly-locked backgrounds, date display, editing task attribution allocation, and more.
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       p If you like what we're doing with the app, please consider leaving a review! It means a lot to us.
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+      h3 World Boss: Second Beguilement Strike!
+      p In more frightening news, the Be-Wilder has used another Beguilement Strike!
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+      p Once again the Be-Wilder has dazzled us into neglecting our Dailies, and now it has attacked Matt the Beast Master! With a swirl of mist, Matt transforms into a terrifying winged creature, and all the pets and mounts howl sadly in their stables. Quickly, stay focused on your tasks to defeat this dastardly distraction!
 
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+  h2 4/14/2016 - ANDROID APP UPDATES!
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+        h3 Android App Update: Pets, Enchanted Armoire, and More!
+        p We've updated <a href='https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.habitrpg.android.habitica'>the Android app</a> to include a ton of features, including:
+        br
+        ul
+          li Pets and Mounts! Now you can use the app to hatch pets, feed them, and equip pets and mounts.
+          li The World Boss! Now you can view the World Boss Battle from the Tavern on the app!
+          li The Enchanted Armoire! Tap right from the app for a chance at equipment, Experience, or food.
+          li Edit Task Attributes! Assign attributes to tasks for use with task-based point allocation.
+          li Crash and Bug Fixes! Including fixes for incorrectly-locked backgrounds, date display, editing task attribution allocation, and more.
+        br
+        p If you like what we're doing with the app, please consider leaving a review! It means a lot to us.
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   h2 4/12/2016 - APRIL PET QUEST: FALCON!
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