{ "questEvilSantaText": "Trapper Santa", "questEvilSantaNotes": "Ye hear bemoaned roars deep in th' icefields. ye follow th' roars 'n growls - punctuated by another voice's cacklin' - to a clearin' in th' woods whar ye spy wit' ye eye a fully-grown polar bear. She's caged 'n shackled, roarin' fer life. Dancin' atop th' cage be a malicious wee imp wearin' castaway Christmas costumes. Vanquish Trapper Santa, 'n save th' beast!", "questEvilSantaCompletion": "Trapper Santa squeals in anger, 'n bounces off into th' nightfall. A grateful she-bear, through roars 'n growls, tries to be tellin' ye somethin'. ye take her back to th' stables, whar Matt Boch th' whisperer listens to her tale wit' a gasp 'o horror. She has a cub! He ran off into th' icefields when mama bear was captured. Help her find her baby!", "questEvilSantaBoss": "Trapper Santa", "questEvilSantaDropBearCubPolarMount": "Polar Bear (Mount)", "questEvilSanta2Text": "Find Th' Cub", "questEvilSanta2Notes": "Mama bear's cub had run off into th' icefields when she was captured by th' trapper Santa. At th' edge o' th' woods, she sniffs th' air. ye hear twig-snaps 'n snow crunch through th' crystaline sound 'o th' forest. Paw prints! Ye both start racin' to follow th' trail. Find all th' prints 'n broken twigs, 'n retrieve her cub!", "questEvilSanta2Completion": "Ye found the cub! Mama 'n baby bear couldn't be more grateful. As a token, they've decided to keep ye company till th' end 'o days.", "questEvilSanta2CollectTracks": "Tracks", "questEvilSanta2CollectBranches": "Broken Twigs", "questEvilSanta2DropBearCubPolarPet": "Polar Bear (Pet)", "questGryphonText": "Th' Fiery Gryphon", "questGryphonNotes": "The grand beast master, baconsaur, has come to your party seeking help. \"Please, adventurers, you must help me! My prized gryphon has broken free and is terrorizing Habit City! If you can stop her, I could reward you with some of her eggs!\"", "questGryphonCompletion": "Defeated, th' mighty beast ashamedly slinks back t' its master. \"My word! Well done, adventurers!\" baconsaur exclaims, \"Please, have some of the gryphon's eggs. I am sure you will raise these young ones well!\"", "questGryphonBoss": "Fiery Gryphon", "questGryphonDropGryphonEgg": "Gryphon (Egg)", "questGryphonUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Gryphon eggs in the Market", "questHedgehogText": "Th' Hedgebeast", "questHedgehogNotes": "Hedgehogs be a hardyharhar group 'o animals. They be some 'o th' most affectionate pets a Habiteer could own. But rumor has it, if ye feed them spiced rum after midnight, they grow quite irritable. 'n fifty times their size. 'n Inventrix did just that. Oops.", "questHedgehogCompletion": "Ye crew successfully calmed below th' hedgehog! After shrinkin' below to a normal size, she hobbles away to her eggs. She returns squeakin' 'n nudgin' some 'o her eggs along towards ye crew. woefully, these hedgehogs like spiced rum better!", "questHedgehogBoss": "Hedgebeast", "questHedgehogDropHedgehogEgg": "Hedgehog (Egg)", "questHedgehogUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Hedgehog eggs in the Market", "questGhostStagText": "Th' Spirit o' Spring", "questGhostStagNotes": "Ahh, Sprin'. th' time 'o year when color once again begins to fill th' landscape. Gone be th' cold, snowy mounds 'o winter. whar frost once stood, vibrant plant life takes its place. Luscious green leaves fill in th' trees, grass returns to its former vivid hue, a rainbow 'o flowers rise along th' plains, 'n a white mystical fog covers th' land! ... Wait. Mystical fog? \"Oh no,\" Inventrix says apprehensively, \"It would appear that some kind 'o devil's henchman be th' cause 'o 'tis fog. Oh, 'n it be chargin' right at ye.\"", "questGhostStagCompletion": "Th' devil's henchman, seemin'ly unwounded, lowers its nose to th' ground. A calmin' voice envelops ye crew. \"I apologize fer me behavior. I have only just awoken from me slumber, 'n it would appear me wits have not completely returned to me. Please take these as a token 'o me apology.\" A cluster 'o eggs materialize on th' grass before th' devil's henchman. Without another word, th' devil's henchman runs off into th' forest wit' flowers fallin' in his wake.", "questGhostStagBoss": "Ghost Stag", "questGhostStagDropDeerEgg": "Deer (Egg)", "questGhostStagUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Deer eggs in the Market", "questRatText": "Th' Rat Captain", "questRatNotes": "Garbage! Massive piles o' unchecked Dailies be lyin' all across Habitica. Th' problem has become so serious that hordes of rats now be seen everywhere. Ye notice @Pandah pettin' one o' th' beasts lovingly. She explains that rats be gentle creatures that feed on unchecked Dailies. The real problem be that th' Dailies have fallen into th' sewer, creatin' a dangerous pit that must be cleared. As ye descend into th' sewers, a massive rat, with blood red eyes an' mangled yellow teeth, attacks ye, defending its horde. Will ye cower in fear or face th' fabled Rat King?", "questRatCompletion": "Yer final strike saps the gargantuan rat's strength, his eyes fadin' t' a dull grey. Th' beast splits into many tiny rats, which scurry off in fright. Ye notice @Pandah standing behind ye, lookin' at th' once mighty creature. She explains that th' citizens o' Habitica have been inspired by ye r courage an' be quickly completin' all their unchecked Dailies. She warns ye that we must be vigilant, for should we let down our guard, th' Rat King will return. As payment, @Pandah offers ye several rat eggs. Noticing your uneasy expression, she smiles, \"They make wonderful pets.\"", "questRatBoss": "Rat Captain", "questRatDropRatEgg": "Rat (Egg)", "questRatUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Rat eggs in the Market", "questOctopusText": "Th' Call o' Octothulu", "questOctopusNotes": "@Urse, a wild-eyed young scribe, has asked fer ye help explorin' a mysterious cave by th' sea shore. Among th' twilight tidepools stands a massive gate 'o stalactites 'n stalagmites. As ye near th' gate, a dark whirlpool begins to spin at its base. ye stare in awe as a squid-like dragon rises through th' maw. \"th' sticky spawn 'o th' stars has awakened,\" roars @Urse madly. \"After vigintillions 'o years, th' great Octothulu be loose again, 'n ravenin' fer delight!\"", "questOctopusCompletion": "With a final blow, th' creature slips away into th' whirlpool from which it came. Ye cannot tell if @Urse is happy with yer victory or saddened t' see th' beast go. Wordlessly, yer companion points t' three slimy, gargantuan eggs in a nearby tidepool, set in a nest o' Doubloons. \"Prob'ly just octopus eggs,\" ye say nervously. As ye return home, @Urse frantically scribbles in a journal an' ye suspect this not be th' last time ye'll be hearin' o' th' great Octothulu.", "questOctopusBoss": "Octothulu", "questOctopusDropOctopusEgg": "Octopus (Egg)", "questOctopusUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Octopus eggs in the Market", "questHarpyText": "Help! Harpy!", "questHarpyNotes": "Th' brave adventurer @UncommonCriminal has disappeared into th' forest, followin' th' trail 'o a win'ed monster that was sighted several days ago. ye be 'bout to begin a search when a wounded trusty parrot lands on ye arm, an ugly scar marrin' its beautiful plumage. Attached to its pegleg be a scrawled note explainin' that while defendin' th' parrots, @UncommonCriminal was captured by a vicious Harpy, 'n desperately needs ye help to escape. gunna ye follow th' bird, defeat th' Harpy, 'n save @UncommonCriminal?", "questHarpyCompletion": "A final blow to th' Harpy brin's it below, feathers sailin' in all directions. After a quick climb to its nest ye find @UncommonCriminal, surrounded by trusty parrot eggs. As a team, ye quickly place th' eggs back in th' broadside nests. th' scarred trusty parrot who found ye caws loudly, droppin' several eggs in ye arms. \"th' Harpy attack has left some eggs in need 'o protection,\" explains @UncommonCriminal. \"It seems ye have be made an honorary trusty parrot.\"", "questHarpyBoss": "Harpy", "questHarpyDropParrotEgg": "Parrot (Egg)", "questHarpyUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Parrot eggs in the Market", "questRoosterText": "Rooster Rampage", "questRoosterNotes": "Fer years th' farmer @extrajordanary has used Roosters as an alarm clock. But now a giant Rooster has appeared, crowin' louder than any before – 'n wakin' up all ye pirates in Habitica! th' sliumber-deprived Habiticans struggle through their daily tasks. @Pandoro decides th' time has come to put a stop to 'tis. \"Please, be thar anyone who can teach that Rooster to crow quietly?\" ye volunteer, approachin' th' Rooster early one mornin' – but it turns, flappin' its giant win's 'n showin' its sharp claws, 'n crows a battle cry.", "questRoosterCompletion": "Wit' finesse 'n strength, ye have tamed th' wild beast. Its ears, once filled wit' feathers 'n half-remembered tasks, be now clear as day. It crows at ye quietly, snugglin' its beak into ye shoulder. th' next day ye're set to take ye leave, but @EmeraldOx runs up to ye wit' a covered basket. \"Wait! When I went into th' farmhouse 'tis mornin', th' Rooster had pushed these against th' door whar ye slept. i reckon he wants ye to have them.\" ye uncover th' basket to spy wit' ye eye three delicate eggs.", "questRoosterBoss": "Rooster", "questRoosterDropRoosterEgg": "Rooster (Egg)", "questRoosterUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Rooster eggs in the Market", "questSpiderText": "The Icy Arachnid", "questSpiderNotes": "As th' the seven seas starts coolin' below, delicate frost begins appearin' on Habiticans' windowpanes in lacy webs... except fer @Arcosine, whose windows be frozen completely shut by th' Frost Spider currently takin' up residence in his home. Oh dear.", "questSpiderCompletion": "Th' Frost Spider collapses, leavin' behind a small pile 'o frost 'n a few 'o her enchanted egg sacs. @Arcosine rather hurriedly offers them to ye as a reward--perhaps ye could raise some non-threatenin' spiders as pets 'o ye own?", "questSpiderBoss": "Spider", "questSpiderDropSpiderEgg": "Spider (Egg)", "questSpiderUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Spider eggs in the Market", "questVice1Text": "Vice, Part 1: Free Yourself of the Dragon's Influence", "questVice1Notes": "

There be tales o' a terrible evil in the caverns o' Mt. Habitica. A monster whose presence twists t' wills o' the lubbers o' the land, turnin' them towards bad habits and laziness! The beast is a grand dragon o' immense power and comprised o' the shadows themselves: Vice, the treacherous Shadow Wyrm. Brave Habiteers, send this beast t' Davy Jones' locker, but only if ye believe ye can stand against its immense power.

Vice Part 1:

How can ye expect t' fight the beast if it already has control o'er ye? Don't fall victim t' laziness and vice! Work hard to fight against the dragon's dark influence and dispel his hold on ye!

", "questVice1Boss": "Vice's Shade", "questVice1DropVice2Quest": "Vice Part 2 (Scroll)", "questVice2Text": "Vice, Part 2: Find the Lair of the Wyrm", "questVice2Notes": "With Vice's influence over ye dispelled, ye feel a surge o' strength ye didn't know ye had return t' ye. Confident in yerselves an' yer ability t' withstand th' wyrm's influence, yer party makes its way t' Mt. Habitica. Ye approach th' entrance t' th' mountain's caverns an' pause. Swells o' shadows, almost like fog, wisp out from th' openin'. It be near impossible t' see anything in front o' ye. The light from yer lanterns seem t' end abruptly where th' shadows begin. It be said that only magical light can pierce th' dragon's infernal haze. If ye can find enough light crystals, ye could make yer way t' th' dragon.", "questVice2CollectLightCrystal": "Light Crystals", "questVice2DropVice3Quest": "Vice Part 3 (Scroll)", "questVice3Text": "Vice, Part 3: Vice Awakens", "questVice3Notes": "After much effort, ye crew has discovered Vice's lair. th' hulkin' monster eyes ye crew wit' distaste. As shadows swirl around ye, a voice whispers through ye head, \"More foolish citizens 'o Habitica come to stop me? ugly. ye'd have be wise not to come.\" th' scaly titan rears back its head 'n prepares to attack. 'tis be ye chance! gift it everythin' ye've got 'n defeat Vice once 'n fer all!", "questVice3Completion": "The shadows dissipate from the cavern and a steely silence falls. My word, you've done it! You have defeated Vice! You and your party may finally breathe a sigh of relief. Enjoy your victory, brave Habiteers, but take the lessons you've learned from battling Vice and move forward. There are still Habits to be done and potentially worse evils to conquer!", "questVice3Boss": "Vice, th' Shadow Wyrm", "questVice3DropWeaponSpecial2": "Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon", "questVice3DropDragonEgg": "Dragon (Egg)", "questVice3DropShadeHatchingPotion": "Shade Hatchin' Potion", "questMoonstone1Text": "Recidivate, Part 1: The Moonstone Chain", "questMoonstone1Notes": "A terrible affliction has struck Habiticans. Bad Habits thought long-in Davy Jones' treasure chest be risin' back up wit' a vengeance. Dishes lie unwashed, textbooks linger unread, 'n procrastination runs rampant!

Ye track some 'o ye own returnin' Bad Habits to th' Swamps 'o Stagnation 'n discover th' culprit: th' ghostly Necromancer, Recidivate. Ye rush in, weapons swingin', but they slide through 'er specter uselessly.

\"Don't bother,\" she hisses wit' a dry rasp. \"Wit'out a chain 'o moonstones, nothin' can harm me – 'n master jeweler @aurakami scattered all th' moonstones across 't lands o' Habitica long ago!\" Pantin', ye retreat... but ye be knowin' what ye must do.", "questMoonstone1CollectMoonstone": "Moonstones", "questMoonstone1DropMoonstone2Quest": "Recidivate, Part 2: Recidivate the Necromancer (Scroll)", "questMoonstone2Text": "Recidivate, Part 2: Recidivate the Necromancer", "questMoonstone2Notes": "Th' brave weaponsmith @Inventrix helps ye fashion th' enchanted moonstones into a chain. Ye're ready to confront Recidivate at last, but as ye enter th' Swamps 'o Stagnation, a terrible chill sweeps over ye.

Rottin' breath whispers in ye ear. \"Back again? How delightful...\" Ye spin 'n lunge, 'n under th' light 'o th' moonstone chain, ye weapon strikes solid flesh. \"Ye may have bound me to th' seven seas once more,\" Recidivate snarls, \"but now it be the hour fer ye to th' plank!\"", "questMoonstone2Boss": "Th' Necromancer", "questMoonstone2DropMoonstone3Quest": "Recidivate, Part 3: Recidivate Transformed (Scroll)", "questMoonstone3Text": "Recidivate, Part 3: Recidivate Transformed", "questMoonstone3Notes": "Recidivate crumples to th' ground, 'n ye strike at her wit' th' moonstone chain. To ye horror, Recidivate seizes th' gems, eyes burnin' wit' triumph.

\"Ye foolish creature 'o flesh!\" she be shoutin'. \"These moonstones gunna restore me to a physical form, true, but not as ye imagined. As th' full moon waxes from th' dark, so too does me power flourish, 'n from th' shadows I summon th' specter 'o ye most feared foe!\"

Avast! A sickly green fog rises from th' swamp, 'n Recidivate's body writhes 'n contorts into a shape that fills ye wit' dread – th' undead body 'o Vice, horribly back from Davy Jones' Locker!", "questMoonstone3Completion": "Yer breath comes 'ard 'n sweat stin's ye eyes as th' undead Wyrm collapses. Th' remains 'o Recidivate dissipate into a thin grey mist that clears quickly under th' onslaught 'o a refreshin' breeze, 'n ye hear th' distant, rallyin' cries 'o Habiticans defeatin' their Bad Habits fer once 'n fer all.

@Baconsaur th' beast master swoops below on a winged lion. \"Arrr! I saw th' end 'o ye battle from th' skies, 'n I was greatly pleased. Please, take 'tis enchanted tunic – ye bravery speaks 'o a corsair's heart, 'n I believe ye were meant to have it.\"", "questMoonstone3Boss": "Necro-Vice", "questMoonstone3DropRottenMeat": "Rotten Meat (Foodstuffs)", "questMoonstone3DropZombiePotion": "Zombie Hatchin' Potion", "questGoldenknight1Text": "Th' Golden Knight, Part 1: A Stern Talkin'-To", "questGoldenknight1Notes": "The Golden Knight has been getting on poor Habiticans' cases. Didn't do all of your Dailies? Checked off a negative Habit? She will use this as a reason to harass you about how you should follow her example. She is the shining example of a perfect Habitican, and you are naught but a failure. Well, that is not nice at all! Everyone makes mistakes. They should not have to be met with such negativity for it. Perhaps it is time you gather some testimonies from hurt Habiticans and give the Golden Knight a stern talking-to!", "questGoldenknight1CollectTestimony": "Testimonies", "questGoldenknight1DropGoldenknight2Quest": "The Golden Knight Part 2: Gold Knight (Scroll)", "questGoldenknight2Text": "Th' Golden Knight, Part 2: Gold Knight", "questGoldenknight2Notes": "Armed with dozens of Habiticans' testimonies, you finally confront the Golden Knight. You begin to recite the Habitcans' complaints to her, one by one. \"And @Pfeffernusse says that your constant bragging-\" The knight raises her hand to silence you and scoffs, \"Please, these people are merely jealous of my success. Instead of complaining, they should simply work as hard as I! Perhaps I shall show you the power you can attain through diligence such as mine!\" She raises her morningstar and prepares to attack you!", "questGoldenknight2Boss": "Gold Knight", "questGoldenknight2DropGoldenknight3Quest": "The Golden Knight Part 3: The Iron Knight (Scroll)", "questGoldenknight3Text": "Th' Golden Knight, Part 3: Th' Iron Knight", "questGoldenknight3Notes": "@Jon Arinbjorn cries out to you to get your attention. In the aftermath of your battle, a new figure has appeared. A knight coated in stained-black iron slowly approaches you with sword in hand. The Golden Knight shouts to the figure, \"Father, no!\" but the knight shows no signs of stopping. She turns to you and says, \"I am sorry. I have been a fool, with a head too big to see how cruel I have been. But my father is crueler than I could ever be. If he isn't stopped he'll destroy us all. Here, use my morningstar and halt the Iron Knight!\"", "questGoldenknight3Completion": "With a satisfying clang, the Iron Knight falls to his knees and slumps over. \"You are quite strong,\" he pants. \"I have been humbled, today.\" The Golden Knight approaches you and says, \"Thank you. I believe we have gained some humility from our encounter with you. I will speak with my father and explain the complaints against us. Perhaps, we should begin apologizing to the other Habiticans.\" She mulls over in thought before turning back to you. \"Here: as our gift to you, I want you to keep my morningstar. It is yours now.\"", "questGoldenknight3Boss": "The Iron Knight", "questGoldenknight3DropHoney": "Honey (Foodstuffs)", "questGoldenknight3DropGoldenPotion": "Golden Hatching Potion", "questGoldenknight3DropWeapon": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star (Shield-hand Weapon)", "questBasilistText": "The Basi-List", "questBasilistNotes": "There be a commotion in th' marketplace--th' kind that should make ye run away. Bein' a courageous adventurer, ye run towards it instead, an' discover a Basi-list, coalescing from a clump o' incomplete T'-Dos! Nearby Habiticans be paralyzed with fear at th' length o' th' Basi-list, unable t' start working. From somewhere in th' vicinity, ye hear @Arcosine shout: \"Quick! Complete your To-Dos and Dailies to defang the monster, before someone gets a paper cut!\" Strike fast, adventurer, an' check something off - but beware! If ye leave any Dailies undone, th' Basi-list will attack ye an' yer crew!", "questBasilistCompletion": "The Basi-list has scattered into paper scraps, which shimmer gently in rainbow colors. \"Whew!\" says @Arcosine. \"Good thing you guys were here!\" Feeling more experienced than before, ye gather up some fallen gold from among th' papers.", "questBasilistBoss": "Th' Basi-List", "questEggHuntText": "Egg Hunt", "questEggHuntNotes": "Overnight, strange plain eggs have appeared everywhere: in Matt's stables, behind the counter at the Tavern, and even among the pet eggs at the Marketplace! What a nuisance! \"Nobody knows where they came from, or what they might hatch into,\" says Megan, \"but we can't just leave them laying around! Work hard and search hard to help me gather up these mysterious eggs. Maybe if you collect enough, there will be some extras left over for you...\"", "questEggHuntCompletion": "Ye did it! In gratitude, Megan gives ye ten of the eggs. \"I bet the hatching potions will dye them beautiful colors! And I wonder what will happen when they turn into mounts....\"", "questEggHuntCollectPlainEgg": "Plain Eggs", "questEggHuntDropPlainEgg": "Plain Egg", "questDilatoryText": "Th' Dread Drag'on o' Dilatory", "questDilatoryNotes": "We should have heeded the warnings.

Dark shining eyes. Ancient scales. Massive jaws, and flashing teeth. We've awoken something horrifying from the crevasse: the Dread Drag'on of Dilatory! Screaming Habiticans fled in all directions when it reared out of the sea, its terrifyingly long neck extending hundreds of feet out of the water as it shattered windows with its searing roar.

\"This must be what dragged Dilatory down!\" yells Lemoness. \"It wasn't the weight of the neglected tasks - the Dark Red Dailies just attracted its attention!\"

\"It's surging with magical energy!\" @Baconsaur cries. \"To have lived this long, it must be able to heal itself! How can we defeat it?\"

Why, the same way we defeat all beasts - with productivity! Quickly, Habitica, band together and strike through your tasks, and all of us will battle this monster together. (There's no need to abandon previous quests - we believe in your ability to double-strike!) It won't attack us individually, but the more Dailies we skip, the closer we get to triggering its Neglect Strike - and I don't like the way it's eyeing the Tavern....", "questDilatoryBoss": "Th' Dread Drag'on o' Dilatory", "questDilatoryBossRageTitle": "Neglect Strike", "questDilatoryBossRageDescription": "When 'tis bar has filled up, th' Dread Drag'on 'o Dilatory gunna unleash great havoc on Habitica's terrain", "questDilatoryDropMantisShrimpPet": "Mantis Shrimp (Pet)", "questDilatoryDropMantisShrimpMount": "Mantis Shrimp (Mount)", "questDilatoryBossRageTavern": "Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, 'n their dark-red color has attracted th' Drag'on's rage! wit' its fearsome Neglect Strike attack, it has decimated th' Pub! Luckily, we've set up quarters in a broadside city, 'n ye're free to keep chattin' on th' shore... but poor Daniel th' Barkeep just saw his beloved buildin' crumble around him!\n\nI hope th' beast dont attack again!", "questDilatoryBossRageStables": "`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAvast! Once again we left too many Dailies undone. th' Drag'on has unleashed its Neglect Strike against Matt 'n th' stables! Pets have be fleein' in all directions. Luckily it seems like all 'o yours be safe! \n\nPoor Habitica! I woe 'tis dont happen again. Hurry 'n do all ye tasks!", "questDilatoryBossRageMarket": "`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAhhh!! Alex th' Sutler just had his shop smashed to smithereens by th' Drag'on's Neglect Strike! But it seems like we're really wearin' 'tis beast below. I doubt it has that be all I can take energy fer another strike. \n\nSo do not waver, Habitica! Let's drive 'tis beast away from our shores!", "questDilatoryCompletion": "`th' Defeat 'o th' Dread Drag'On 'o Dilatory` \n\nWe've done it! wit' a final last roar, th' Dread Drag'on collapses 'n swims far, far away. Crowds 'o cheerin' Habiticans line th' shores! We've helped Matt, Daniel, 'n Alex rebuild their buildin's. But what's 'tis? \n\n`th' Citizens Return!` \n\nNow that th' Drag'on has fled, thousands 'o sparklin' colors be ascendin' through th' sea. It be a rainbow swarm 'o Mantis Shrimp... 'n among them, hundreds 'o merpeople! \n\n\"We be th' lost citizens 'o Dilatory!\" explains their leader, Manta. \"When Dilatory sank, th' Mantis Shrimp that lived in these waters used a spell to transform us into merpeople so that we could survive. But in its rage, th' Dread Drag'on trapped us all in th' dark crevasse. We have be imprisoned thar fer hundreds 'o years - but now at last we be free to rebuild our city!\" \n\n\"As a thank ye,\" says his bucko @Ottl, \"Please accept 'tis Mantis Shrimp pet 'n Mantis Shrimp mount, as well as XP, doubloons, 'n our eternal gratitude.\" \n\n`Rewards` \n* Mantis Shrimp Pet \n* Mantis Shrimp Mount \n* Chocolate, Cotton Candy Blue, Cotton Candy Pink, Fish, Honey, Meat, spiced rum, Potato, Rotten Meat, Strawberry", "questSeahorseText": "The Dilatory Derby", "questSeahorseNotes": "'tis Derby Day, 'n Habiticans from all over th' continent have traveled to Dilatory to race their pet seahorses! Suddenly, a great splashin' 'n snarlin' breaks out at th' racetrack, 'n ye hear Seahorse Keeper @Kiwibot shoutin' above th' roar 'o th' waves. \"th' gatherin' 'o seahorses has attracted a fierce Sea Stallion!\" she cries. \"He's smashin' through th' stables 'n destroyin' th' ancient track! Can anyone calm him below?\"", "questSeahorseCompletion": "Th' now-tame Sea Stallion swims docilely to ye side. \"Oh, look!\" Kiwibot says. \"He wants us to take care 'o his children.\" She gives ye three eggs. \"Raise them well,\" she says. \"ye're welcome at th' Dilatory Derby any day!\"", "questSeahorseBoss": "Sea Stallion", "questSeahorseDropSeahorseEgg": "Seahorse (Egg)", "questSeahorseUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Seahorse eggs in the Market", "questAtom1Text": "Attack o'  th' Mundane, Part 1: Dish Disaster!", "questAtom1Notes": "Ye reach th' shores 'o Washed-Up Lake fer some well-earned relaxation... But th' lake be polluted wit' unwashed dishes! How did 'tis happen? Well, ye simply cannot allow th' lake to be in 'tis state. thar be only one thin' ye can do: spit shine th' dishes 'n save ye vacation spot! Better find some soap to spit shine up 'tis mess. A lot 'o soap...", "questAtom1CollectSoapBars": "Bars o' Soap", "questAtom1Drop": "The SnackLess Monster (Scroll)", "questAtom2Text": "Attack o' th' Mundane, Part 2: Th' SnackLess Monster", "questAtom2Notes": "Arr, it be lookin' a lot nicer here with all them dishes cleaned up. Maybe ye can finally have yerself a bit o' fun now. Ahoy - there seems to be a pizza box floatin' in the lake there. Well, what's one more thin' to spit shine really? But alas, it be no mere pizza box! With a sudden rush the box lifts from the rum 'n reveals itself to be the head o' a monster. It can't be! The fabled SnackLess Monster?! It be said it's lurked hidden in the lake since times o' yore: a creature spawned from the leftover grub 'n trash 'o the ancient Habiticans. Argh!", "questAtom2Boss": "Th' SnackLess Monster", "questAtom2Drop": "The Laundromancer (Scroll)", "questAtom3Text": "Attack o' th' Mundane, Part 3: Th' Laundromancer", "questAtom3Notes": "Wit' a deafenin' cry, 'n five delicious types 'o cheese burstin' from its mouth, th' SnackLess Monster falls to pieces. \"HOW DARE ye!\" booms a voice from beneath th' rum's surface. A robed, blue figure emerges from th' rum, wieldin' a magic toilet brush. Filthy laundry fightin' begins to bubble up to th' surface 'o th' lake. \"I be th' Laundromancer!\" he angrily announces. \"ye have some nerve - washin' me delightfully dirty dishes, destroyin' me pet, 'n enterin' me domain wit' such spit shine clothes. Prepare to feel th' soggy wrath 'o me anti-laundry fightin' magic!\"", "questAtom3Completion": "Th' wicked Laundromancer has be defeated! spit shine laundry fightin' falls in piles all around ye. Thin's be lookin' much better around here. As ye begin to wade through th' freshly pressed armor, a glint 'o metal catches ye eye, 'n ye gaze falls upon a gleamin' helm. th' original owner 'o 'tis shinin' item may be unknown, but as ye put it on, ye feel th' warmin' presence 'o a generous devil's henchman. Too bad they didn't sew on a nametag.", "questAtom3Boss": "Th' Laundromancer", "questAtom3DropPotion": "Simple Potion o' Hatchin'", "questOwlText": "The Night-Owl", "questOwlNotes": "The Tavern light is lit 'til dawn
Until one eve the glow is gone!
How can we see for our all-nighters?
@Twitching cries, \"I need some fighters!
See that Night-Owl, starry foe?
Fight with haste and do not slow!
We'll drive its shadow from our door,
And make the night shine bright once more!\"", "questOwlCompletion": "The Night-Owl fades before the dawn,
But even so, you feel a yawn.
Perhaps it's time to get some rest?
Then on your bed, you see a nest!
A Night-Owl knows it can be great
To finish work and stay up late,
But your new pets will softly peep
To tell you when it's time to sleep.", "questOwlBoss": "The Night-Owl", "questOwlDropOwlEgg": "Owl (Egg)", "questOwlUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Owl eggs in the Market", "questPenguinText": "The Fowl Frost", "questPenguinNotes": "Though it be a hot summer day in th' southernmost tip o' Habitica, an unnatural chill has fallen upon Lively Lake. Strong, frigid winds rush around as th' shore begins t' freeze over. Ice spikes jut up from th' ground, pushing grass an' dirt away. @Melynnrose an' @Breadstrings run up to you.

\"Help!\" says @Melynnrose. \"We brought a giant penguin in to freeze the lake so we could all go ice skating, but we ran out of fish to feed him!\"

\"He got angry and is using his freeze breath on everything he sees!\" says @Breadstrings. \"Please, you have to subdue him before all of us are covered in ice!\" Looks like ye need this penguin t'... cool down.", "questPenguinCompletion": "Upon th' penguin's defeat, th' ice melts away. Th' giant penguin settles down in th' sunshine, slurping up an extra bucket o' fish you found. He skates off 'cross th' lake, blowing gently downwards t' create smooth, sparkling ice. What an odd bird! \"It appears he left behind a few eggs, as well,\" says @Painter de Cluster.

@Rattify laughs. \"Maybe these penguins will be a little more... chill?\"", "questPenguinBoss": "Frost Penguin", "questPenguinDropPenguinEgg": "Penguin (Egg)", "questPenguinUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Penguin eggs in the Market", "questStressbeastText": "Th' Abominable Stressbeast o' th' Stoïkalm Steppes", "questStressbeastNotes": "Complete Dailies an' T'-Dos t' damage th' World Boss! Incomplete Dailies fill th' Stress Strike Bar. When th' Stress Strike bar be full, th' World Boss will attack an NPC. A World Boss will never damage individual players or accounts in any way. Only active accounts who not be restin' in th' inn will have their incomplete Dailies tallied.

~*~

Th' first thing we hear are th' footsteps, slower an' more thunderin' than th' stampede. One by one, Habiticans look outside their doors, an' words fail us.

We've all seen Stressbeasts before, o' course - tiny vicious creatures that attack durin' difficult times. But this? This towers taller than th' buildings, with paws that could crush a dragon with ease. Frost swings from its stinkin' fur, an' as it roars, th' icy blast rips th' roofs off our houses. A monster o' this magnitude has never been mentioned outside o' distant legend.

\"Beware, Habiticans!\" SabreCat cries. \"Barricade yourselves indoors - this is the Abominable Stressbeast itself!\"

\"That thing must be made of centuries of stress!\" Kiwibot says, lockin' the Tavern door tightly an' shuttering th' windows.

\"The Stoïkalm Steppes,\" Lemoness says, face grim. \"All this time, we thought they were placid and untroubled, but they must have been secretly hiding their stress somewhere. Over generations, it grew into this, and now it's broken free and attacked them - and us!\"

There be only one way t' drive away a Stressbeast, Abominable or otherwise, an' that's t' attack it with completed Dailies an' T'-Dos! Let's all band together an' fight off this fearsome foe - but be sure not t' slack on yer tasks, or our undone Dailies may enrage it so much that it lashes out...", "questStressbeastBoss": "The Abominable Stressbeast", "questStressbeastBossRageTitle": "Stress Strike", "questStressbeastBossRageDescription": "When this gauge fills, th' Abominable Stressbeast will unleash its Stress Strike on Habitica!", "questStressbeastDropMammothPet": "Mammoth (Pet)", "questStressbeastDropMammothMount": "Mammoth (Mount)", "questStressbeastBossRageStables": "`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nThe surge of stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, an' their dark-red color has infuriated th' Abominable Stressbeast an' caused it t' regain some o' its health! Th' horrible creature lunges for th' Stables, but Matt th' Beast Master heroically leaps into the fray t' protect the pets an' mounts. Th' Stressbeast has seized Matt in its vicious grip, but at least it's distracted for th' moment. Hurry! Let's keep our Dailies in check an' defeat this monster before it attacks again!", "questStressbeastBossRageBailey": "`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nTh' surge o' stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nAhh!!! Our incomplete Dailies caused th' Abominable Stressbeast t' become madder than ever an' regain some o' its health! Bailey th' Town Crier was shoutin' for citizens t' get t' safety, an' now it has seized her in its other hand! Look at her, valiantly reporting on th' news as the Stressbeast swings her around viciously... Let's be worthy o' her bravery by bein' as productive as we can t' save our NPCs!", "questStressbeastBossRageGuide": "`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nTh' surge o' stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nLook out! Justin the Guide be tryin' t' distract the Stressbeast by runnin' around its ankles, yelling productivity tips! Th' Abominable Stressbeast be stomping madly, but it seems like we're really wearin' this beast down. I doubt it has enough energy for another strike. Don't give up... we're so close t' finishing it off!", "questStressbeastDesperation": "`Abominable Stressbeast reaches 500K health! Abominable Stressbeast uses Desperate Defense!`\n\nWe be nearly there, Habiticians! With hard work 'n Dailies, we've carved the Stressbeast's health down to only 500K! The beast roars 'n flails with its last strength, becomin' more fearsome by the second. Bailey and Matt yell in terror as it begins to swing 'em around at a terrifyin' speed, raisin' a blindin' blizzard that makes it harder to hit.\n\nPut yer backs into it, me hearties, 'n never fear - this is a sign that the Stressbeast knows it'll soon sink beneath the waves. Don't give up, heave!", "questStressbeastCompletion": "The Abominable Stressbeast be DEFEATED!

We've done it! With a final bellow, th' Abominable Stressbeast dissipates into a cloud o' snow. The flakes twinkle down through th' air as cheering Habiticans embrace their pets and mounts. Our animals an' our NPCs be safe once more!

Stoïkalm is Saved!

SabreCat speaks gently t' a small sabertooth. \"Please find the citizens of the Stoïkalm Steppes and bring them to us,\" he says. Several hours later, the sabertooth returns, with a herd o' mammoth riders following slowly behind. You recognize th' head rider as Lady Glaciate, the leader of Stoïkalm.

\"Mighty Habiticans,\" she says, \"My citizens and I owe you the deepest thanks, and the deepest apologies. In an effort to protect our Steppes from turmoil, we began to secretly banish all of our stress into the icy mountains. We had no idea that it would build up over generations into the Stressbeast that you saw! When it broke loose, it trapped all of us in the mountains in its stead and went on a rampage against our beloved animals.\" Her sad gaze follows th' falling snow. \"We put everyone at risk with our foolishness. Rest assured that in the future, we will come to you with our problems before our problems come to you.\"

She turns t' where @Baconsaur be snugglin' with some o' th' baby mammoths. \"We have brought your animals an offering of food to apologize for frightening them, and as a symbol of trust, we will leave some of our pets and mounts with you. We know that you will all take care good care of them.\"", "questStressbeastCompletionChat": "`The Abominable Stressbeast be DEFEATED!`\n\nWe've done it! With a final bellow, th' Abominable Stressbeast dissipates into a cloud o' snow. The flakes twinkle down through th' air as cheerin' Habiticans embrace their pets an' mounts. Our animals an' our NPCs be safe once more!\n\n`Stoïkalm is Saved!`\n\nSabreCat speaks gently t' a small sabertooth. \"Please find the citizens of the Stoïkalm Steppes and bring them to us,\" he says. Several hours later, th' sabertooth returns, with a herd o' mammoth riders following slowly behind. Ye recognize th' head rider as Lady Glaciate, th' leader o' Stoïkalm.\n\n\"Mighty Habiticans,\" she says, \"My citizens and I owe you the deepest thanks, and the deepest apologies. In an effort to protect our Steppes from turmoil, we began to secretly banish all of our stress into the icy mountains. We had no idea that it would build up over generations into the Stressbeast that you saw! When it broke loose, it trapped all of us in the mountains in its stead and went on a rampage against our beloved animals.\" Her sad gaze follows th' falling snow. \"We put everyone at risk with our foolishness. Rest assured that in the future, we will come to you with our problems before our problems come to you.\"\n\nShe turns t' where @Baconsaur be snugglin' with some o' th' baby mammoths. \"We have brought your animals an offering of food to apologize for frightening them, and as a symbol of trust, we will leave some of our pets and mounts with you. We know that you will all take care good care of them.\"", "questTRexText": "King of the Dinosaurs", "questTRexNotes": "Now that ancient creatures from th' Stoïkalm Steppes be roamin' throughout all o' Habitica, @Urse has decided t' adopt a full-grown Tyrannosaur. What could go wrong?

Everything.", "questTRexCompletion": "Th' wild dinosaur finally stops its rampage and settles down t' make friends with th' giant roosters. @Urse beams down at it. \"They're not such terrible pets, after all! They just need a little discipline. Here, take some Tyrannosaur eggs for yourself.\"", "questTRexBoss": "Flesh Tyrannosaur", "questTRexUndeadText": "The Dinosaur Unearthed", "questTRexUndeadNotes": "As th' ancient dinosaurs from th' Stoïkalm Steppes roam through Habit City, a cry o' terror emanates from th' Grand Museum. @Baconsaur shouts, \"The Tyrannosaur skeleton in the museum is stirring! It must have sensed its kin!\" Th' bony beast bares its teeth an' clatters towards ye. How can ye defeat a creature that already be dead? You'll have t' strike fast before it heals itself!", "questTRexUndeadCompletion": "Th'  Tyrannosaur's glowing eyes grow dark, an' it settles back onto its familiar pedestal. Everyone sighs with relief. \"Look!\" @Baconsaur says. \"Some of the fossilized eggs are shiny and new! Maybe they'll hatch for you.\"", "questTRexUndeadBoss": "Skeletal Tyrannosaur", "questTRexUndeadRageTitle": "Skeleton Healing", "questTRexUndeadRageDescription": "This bar fills when ye don't complete your Dailies. When it be full, th' Skeletal Tyrannosaur will heal 30% o' its remaining health!", "questTRexUndeadRageEffect": "`Skeletal Tyrannosaur uses SKELETON HEALING!`\n\nThe monster lets forth an unearthly roar, an' some o' its damaged bones knit back together!", "questTRexDropTRexEgg": "Tyrannosaur (Egg)", "questTRexUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Tyrannosaur eggs in the Market", "questRockText": "Escape th' Cave Creature", "questRockNotes": "Crossin' Habitica's Meandering Mountains with some friends, ye make camp one night in a beautiful cave laced with shining minerals. But when ye wake up th' next morning, the entrance has disappeared, an' th' floor o' th' cave be shiftin' underneath you.

\"The mountain's alive!\" shouts yer companion @pfeffernusse. \"These aren't crystals - these are teeth!\"

@Painter de Cluster grabs yer hand. \"We'll have to find another way out - stay with me and don't get distracted, or we could be trapped in here forever!\"", "questRockBoss": "Crystal Colossus", "questRockCompletion": "Yer diligence has allowed ye t' find a safe path through th' living mountain. Standin' in th' sunshine, yer friend @intune notices something glinting on th' ground by th' cave's exit. You stoop to pick it up, an' see that it be a small rock with a vein o' gold running through it. Beside it be a number o' other rocks with rather peculiar shapes. They almost look like... eggs?", "questRockDropRockEgg": "Rock (Egg)", "questRockUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Rock eggs in the Market", "questBunnyText": "Th' Killer Bunny", "questBunnyNotes": "After many difficult days, ye reach th' peak o' Mount Procrastination an' stand before th' imposing doors o' th' Fortress o' Neglect. Ye read th' inscription in th' stone. \"Inside resides the creature that embodies your greatest fears, the reason for your inaction. Knock and face your demon!\" Ye tremble, imaginin' th' horror within an' feel th' urge t' flee as ye have done so many times before. @Draayder holds ye back. \"Steady, my friend! The time has come at last. You must do this!\"

Ye knock an' the doors swing inward. From within th' gloom ye hear a deafenin' roar, an' ye draw yer weapon.", "questBunnyBoss": "Killer Bunny", "questBunnyCompletion": "With one final blow th' killer rabbit sinks t' th' ground. A sparkly mist rises from her body as she shrinks down into a tiny bunny... nothing like th' cruel beast ye faced a moment before. Her nose twitches adorably an' she hops away, leaving some eggs behind. @Gully laughs. \"Mount Procrastination has a way of making even the smallest challenges seem insurmountable. Let's gather these eggs and head for home.\"", "questBunnyDropBunnyEgg": "Bunny (Egg)", "questBunnyUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Bunny eggs in the Market", "questSlimeText": "Th' Jelly Regent", "questSlimeNotes": "As ye work on yer tasks, ye notice ye be movin' slower an' slower. \"It's like walking through molasses,\" @Leephon grumbles. \"No, like walking through jelly!\" @starsystemic says. \"That slimy Jelly Regent has slathered his stuff all over Habitica. It's gumming up the works. Everybody is slowing down.\" Ye look around. Th' streets be slowly fillin' with clear, colorful ooze, an' Habiticans be strugglin' t' get anything done. As others flee th' area, ye grab a mop an' prepare fer battle!", "questSlimeBoss": "Jelly Regent", "questSlimeCompletion": "With a final jab, ye trap th' Jelly Regent in an over-sized donut, rushed in by @Overomega, @LordDarkly, an' @Shaner, th' quick-thinking leaders o' th' pastry club. As everyone be pattin' ye on th' back, you feel someone slip somethin' into yer pocket. It be th' reward for yer sweet success: three Marshmallow Slime eggs.", "questSlimeDropSlimeEgg": "Marshmallow Slime (Egg)", "questSlimeUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Slime eggs in the Market", "questSheepText": "Th' Thunder Ram", "questSheepNotes": "As ye wander th' rural Taskan countryside with friends, takin' a \"quick break\" from yer obligations, ye find a cozy yarn shop. Ye be so absorbed in yer procrastination that ye hardly notice th' ominous clouds creep over th' horizon. \"I've got a ba-a-a-ad feeling about this weather,\" mutters @Misceo, and ye look up. Th' stormy clouds be swirlin' together, an' they look a lot like a... \"We don't have time for cloud-gazing!\" @starsystemic shouts. \"It's attacking!\" Th' Thunder Ram hurtles forward, slingin' bolts o' lightning right at ye!", "questSheepBoss": "Thunder Ram", "questSheepCompletion": "Impressed by yer diligence, th' Thunder Ram be drained o' its fury. It launches three huge hailstones in yer direction, an' then fades away with a low rumble. Upon closer inspection, ye discover that th' hailstones actually be three fluffy eggs. Ye gather 'em up, an' then stroll home under a blue sky.", "questSheepDropSheepEgg": "Sheep (Egg)", "questSheepUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Sheep eggs in the Market", "questKrakenText": "The Kraken o' Inkomplete", "questKrakenNotes": "It be a warm, sunny day as ye sail across th' Inkomplete Bay, but yer thoughts are clouded with worries about everything that ye still need t' do. It seems that as soon as ye finish one task, another crops up, an' then another...

Suddenly, th' boat gives a horrible jolt, an' slimy tentacles burst out o' th' water on all sides! \"We're being attacked by the Kraken of Inkomplete!\" Wolvenhalo cries.

\"Quickly!\" Lemoness calls to you. \"Strike down as many tentacles and tasks as you can, before new ones can rise up to take their place!\"", "questKrakenBoss": "Th' Kraken o' Inkomplete", "questKrakenCompletion": "As th' Kraken flees, several eggs float t' th' surface o' th' water. Lemoness examines 'em, an' her suspicion turns t' delight. \"Cuttlefish eggs!\" she says. \"Here, take them as a reward for everything you've completed.\"", "questKrakenDropCuttlefishEgg": "Cuttlefish (Egg)", "questKrakenUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Cuttlefish eggs in the Market", "questWhaleText": "Wail of the Whale", "questWhaleNotes": "Ye arrive at th' Diligent Docks, hopin' t' take a submarine t' watch th' Dilatory Derby. Suddenly, a deafening bellow forces ye t' stop an' cover yer ears. \"Thar she blows!\" cries Captain @krazjega, pointin' t' a huge, wailing whale. \"It's not safe to send out the submarines while she's thrashing around!\"

\"Quick,\" calls @UncommonCriminal. \"Help me calm the poor creature so we can figure out why she's making all this noise!\"", "questWhaleBoss": "Wailing Whale", "questWhaleCompletion": "After much hard work, th' whale finally ceases her thunderous cry. \"Looks like she was drowning in waves of negative habits,\" @zoebeagle explains. \"Thanks to your consistent effort, we were able to turn the tides!\" As ye step into th' submarine, several whale eggs bob towards you, an' ye scoop 'em up.", "questWhaleDropWhaleEgg": "Whale (Egg)", "questWhaleUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Whale eggs in the Market", "questDilatoryDistress1Text": "Dilatory Distress, Part 1: Message in a Bottle", "questDilatoryDistress1Notes": "A message in a bottle arrived from th' newly rebuilt city of Dilatory! It reads: \"Dear Habiticans, we need your help once again. Our princess has disappeared and the city is under siege by some unknown watery demons! The mantis shrimps are holding the attackers at bay. Please aid us!\" To make the long journey to the sunken city, one must be able to breathe water. Fortunately, th' alchemists @Benga and @hazel can make it all possible! Ye only have t' find th' proper ingredients.", "questDilatoryDistress1Completion": "Ye don th' finned armor an' swim t' Dilatory as quickly as ye can. Th' merfolk an' their mantis shrimp allies have managed t' keep th' monsters outside th' city for th' moment, but they be losin'. No sooner are ye within th' castle walls than th' horrifyin' siege descends!", "questDilatoryDistress1CollectFireCoral": "Fire Coral", "questDilatoryDistress1CollectBlueFins": "Blue Fins", "questDilatoryDistress1DropArmor": "Finned Oceanic Armor (Armor)", "questDilatoryDistress2Text": "Dilatory Distress, Part 2: Creatures o' th' Crevasse", "questDilatoryDistress2Notes": "Th' siege can be seen from miles away: thousands o' disembodied skulls rushin' through a portal in th' crevasse walls an' makin' their way towards Dilatory.

When ye meet King Manta in 'is war room, 'is eyes seem sunken, an' 'is face be worried. \"My daughter Adva disappeared into the Dark Crevasse just before this siege began. Please find her and bring her back home safely! I will lend you my Fire Coral Circlet to aid you. If you succeed, it is yours.\"", "questDilatoryDistress2Completion": "Ye vanquish th' nightmarish horde o' skulls, but ye feel no closer t' findin' Adva. Ye speak t' @Kiwibot, th' royal tracker, t' see if she has any ideas. \"The mantis shrimps that defend the city must have seen Adva escape,\" @Kiwibot says. \"Try following them into the Dark Crevasse.\"", "questDilatoryDistress2Boss": "Water Skull Swarm", "questDilatoryDistress2RageTitle": "Swarm Respawn", "questDilatoryDistress2RageDescription": "Swarm Respawn: This bar fills when ye don't complete yer Dailies. When it be full, th' Water Skull Swarm will heal 30% o' its remaining health!", "questDilatoryDistress2RageEffect": "`Water Skull Swarm uses SWARM RESPAWN!`\n\nEmboldened by their victories, more skulls pour forth from th' crevasse, bolstering th' swarm!", "questDilatoryDistress2DropSkeletonPotion": "Skeleton Hatching Potion", "questDilatoryDistress2DropCottonCandyBluePotion": "Cotton Candy Blue Hatching Potion", "questDilatoryDistress2DropHeadgear": "Fire Coral Circlet (Headgear)", "questDilatoryDistress3Text": "Dilatory Distress, Part 3: Not a Mere Maid", "questDilatoryDistress3Notes": "Ye follow th' mantis shrimps deep into th' Crevasse, an' discover an underwater fortress. Princess Adva, escorted by more watery skulls, awaits ye inside th' main hall. \"My father has sent you, has he not? Tell him I refuse to return. I am content to stay here and practice my sorcery. Leave now, or you shall feel the wrath of the ocean's new queen!\" Adva seems very adamant, but as she speaks ye notice a strange, ruby pendant on her neck glowing ominously... Perhaps her delusions would cease should ye break it?", "questDilatoryDistress3Completion": "Finally, ye manage t' pull th' bewitched pendant from Adva's neck an' throw it away. Adva clutches her head. \"Where am I? What happened here?\" After hearin' your story, she frowns. \"This necklace was given to me by a strange ambassador - a lady called 'Tzina'. I don't remember anything after that!\"

Back at Dilatory, Manta be overjoyed by yer success. \"Allow me to reward you with this trident and shield! I ordered them from @aiseant and @starsystemic as a gift for Adva, but... I'd rather not put weapons in her hands any time soon.\"", "questDilatoryDistress3Boss": "Adva, the Usurping Mermaid", "questDilatoryDistress3DropFish": "Fish (Food)", "questDilatoryDistress3DropWeapon": "Trident of Crashing Tides (Weapon)", "questDilatoryDistress3DropShield": "Moonpearl Shield (Shield-Hand Item)", "questCheetahText": "Such a Cheetah", "questCheetahNotes": "As ye hike across th' Sloensteadi Savannah with yer mates @PainterProphet, @tivaquinn, @Unruly Hyena, an' @Crawford, ye be startled t' see a Cheetah screeching past with a new Habitican clamped in its jaws. Under th' Cheetah's scorching paws, tasks burn away as though complete -- before anyone has th' chance t' actually finish them! Th' Habitican sees ye an' yells, \"Please help me! This Cheetah is making me level too quickly, but I'm not getting anything done. I want to slow down and enjoy the game. Make it stop!\" Ye fondly remember yer own fledgling days, an' know that ye have t' help th' newbie by stopping th' Cheetah!", "questCheetahCompletion": "Th' new Habitican is breathin' heavily after th' wild ride, but thanks ye an' yer friends for yer help. \"I'm glad that Cheetah won't be able to grab anyone else. It did leave some Cheetah eggs for us, so maybe we can raise them into more trustworthy pets!\"", "questCheetahBoss": "Cheetah", "questCheetahDropCheetahEgg": "Cheetah (Egg)", "questCheetahUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Cheetah eggs in th' Market", "questHorseText": "Ride th' Night-Mare", "questHorseNotes": "While relaxin' in th' Pub with @beffymaroo an' @JessicaChase, th' talk turns t' good-natured boasting about yer adventurin' accomplishments. Proud o' yer deeds, an' perhaps gettin' a bit carried away, ye brag that ye can tame any task around. A nearby stranger turns toward ye an' smiles. One eye twinkles as he invites ye t' prove yer claim by ridin' his horse.\nAs ye all head for th' stables, @UncommonCriminal whispers, \"You may have bitten off more than ye can chew. That's no horse - that's a Night-Mare!\" Looking at its stamping hooves, ye begin t' regret yer words...", "questHorseCompletion": "It takes all yer skill, but finally th' horse stamps a couple o' hooves an' nuzzles you in th' shoulder before allowin' ye t' mount. Ye ride briefly but proudly around th' Pub grounds while yer friends cheer. Th' stranger breaks into a broad grin.\n\"I can see that was no idle boast! Yer determination truly be impressive. Take these eggs t' raise horses o' yer own, an' perhaps we'll meet again one day.\" Ye take th' eggs, th' stranger tips his hat... an' vanishes.", "questHorseBoss": "Night-Mare", "questHorseDropHorseEgg": "Horse (Egg)", "questHorseUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Horse eggs in th' Market", "questBurnoutText": "Burnout an' th' Exhaust Spirits", "questBurnoutNotes": "It be well past midnight, still an' stiflingly hot, when Redphoenix an' scout captain Kiwibot abruptly burst through th' city gates. \"We need t' evacuate all th' wooden buildings!\" Redphoenix shouts. \"Hurry!\"

Kiwibot grips th' wall as she catches her breath. \"It's draining people an' turnin' them into Exhaust Spirits! That's why everything was delayed. That's where th' missing people have gone. It's been stealing their energy!\"

\"'It'?'\" asks Lemoness.

And then th' heat takes form.

It rises from th' earth in a billowin', twistin' mass, an' th' air chokes with th' scent o' smoke an' sulphur. Flames lick 'cross th' molten ground an' contort into limbs, writhing t' horrific heights. Smoldering eyes snap open, an' th' creature lets out a deep an' crackling cackle.

Kiwibot whispers a single word.

\"Burnout.\"", "questBurnoutCompletion": "Burnout be DEFEATED!

With a great, soft sigh, Burnout slowly releases th' ardent energy that was fueling its fire. As the monster curls quietly into ashes, its stolen energy shimmers through the air, rejuvenating th' Exhaust Spirits an' returnin' them t' their true forms.

Ian, Daniel, an' th' Seasonal Sorceress cheer as Habiticans rush t' greet them, an' all th' missin' citizens o' th' Flourishing Fields embrace their friends an' families. Th' final Exhaust Spirit transforms into th' Joyful Reaper herself!

\"Look!\" whispers @Baconsaur, as th' ashes begin t' glitter. Slowly, they resolve into hundreds o' shining phoenixes!

One o' the glowin' birds alights on th' Joyful Reaper's skeletal arm, an' she grins at it. \"It has been a long time since I've had th' exquisite privilege t' behold a phoenix in th' Flourishing Fields,\" she says. \"Although given recent occurrences, I must say, this be highly thematically appropriate!\"

Her tone sobers, although (naturally) her grin remains. \"We're known for being hard-working here, but we are also known for our feasts an' festivities. Rather ironic, I suppose, that as we strove to plan a spectacular party, we refused t' permit ourselves any time for fun. We certainly won't make th' same mistake twice!\"

She claps her hands. \"Now - let's celebrate!\"", "questBurnoutCompletionChat": "`Burnout is DEFEATED!`\n\nWith a great, soft sigh, Burnout slowly releases the ardent energy that was fueling its fire. As the monster curls quietly into ashes, its stolen energy shimmers through the air, rejuvenating the Exhaust Spirits and returning them to their true forms.\n\nIan, Daniel, and the Seasonal Sorceress cheer as Habiticans rush to greet them, and all the missing citizens of the Flourishing Fields embrace their friends and families. The final Exhaust Spirit transforms into the Joyful Reaper herself!\n\n\"Look!\" whispers @Baconsaur, as the ashes begin to glitter. Slowly, they resolve into hundreds of shining phoenixes!\n\nOne of the glowing birds alights on the Joyful Reaper's skeletal arm, and she grins at it. \"It has been a long time since I've had the exquisite privilege to behold a phoenix in the Flourishing Fields,\" she says. \"Although given recent occurrences, I must say, this is highly thematically appropriate!\"\n\nHer tone sobers, although (naturally) her grin remains. \"We're known for being hard-working here, but we are also known for our feasts and festivities. Rather ironic, I suppose, that as we strove to plan a spectacular party, we refused to permit ourselves any time for fun. We certainly won't make the same mistake twice!\"\n\nShe claps her hands. \"Now - let's celebrate!\"\n\nAll Habiticans receive:\n\nPhoenix Pet\nPhoenix Mount\nAchievement: Savior of the Flourishing Fields\nBasic Candy\nVanilla Candy\nSand Candy\nCinnamon Candy\nChocolate Candy\nRotten Candy\nSour Pink Candy\nSour Blue Candy\nHoney Candy", "questBurnoutBoss": "Burnout", "questBurnoutBossRageTitle": "Exhaust Strike", "questBurnoutBossRageDescription": "When 'tis gauge be filled, Burnout will unleash its Exhaust Strike o'er th' seven seas 'o Habitica!", "questBurnoutDropPhoenixPet": "Phoenix (Pet)", "questBurnoutDropPhoenixMount": "Phoenix (Mount)", "questBurnoutBossRageQuests": "`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, and now Burnout is inflamed with energy! With a crackling snarl, it engulfs Ian the Quest Master in a surge of spectral fire. As fallen quest scrolls smolder, the smoke clears, and you see that Ian has been drained of energy and turned into a drifting Exhaust Spirit!\n\nOnly defeating Burnout can break the spell and restore our beloved Quest Master. Let's keep our Dailies in check and defeat this monster before it attacks again!", "questBurnoutBossRageSeasonalShop": "`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nAhh!!! Our incomplete Dailies have fed the flames of Burnout, and now it has enough energy to strike again! It lets loose a gout of spectral flame that sears the Seasonal Shop. You're horrified to see that the cheery Seasonal Sorceress has been transformed into a drooping Exhaust Spirit.\n\nWe have to rescue our NPCs! Hurry, Habiticans, complete your tasks and defeat Burnout before it strikes for a third time!", "questBurnoutBossRageTavern": "`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nMany Habiticans have been hiding from Burnout in the Tavern, but no longer! With a screeching howl, Burnout rakes the Tavern with its white-hot hands. As the Tavern patrons flee, Daniel is caught in Burnout's grip, and transforms into an Exhaust Spirit right in front of you!\n\nThis hot-headed horror has gone on for too long. Don't give up... we're so close to vanquishing Burnout for once and for all!", "questFrogText": "Swamp o' t'Clutter Frog", "questFrogNotes": "As you and your friends are slogging through the Swamps of Stagnation, @starsystemic points at a large sign. \"Stay on the path -- if you can.\"

\"Surely that isn't hard!\" @RosemonkeyCT says. \"It's broad and clear.\"

But as you continue, you notice that path is gradually overtaken by the muck of the swamp, laced with bits of strange blue debris and clutter, until it's impossible to proceed.

As you look around, wondering how it got this messy, @Jon Arjinborn shouts, \"Look out!\" An angry frog leaps from the sludge, clad in dirty laundry and lit by blue fire. You will have to overcome this poisonous Clutter Frog to progress!", "questFrogCompletion": "The frog cowers back into the muck, defeated. As it slinks away, the blue slime fades, leaving the way ahead clear.

Sitting in the middle of the path are three pristine eggs. \"You can even see the tiny tadpoles through the clear casing!\" @Breadstrings says. \"Here, you should take them.\"", "questFrogBoss": "Clutter Frog", "questFrogDropFrogEgg": "Frog (Egg)", "questFrogUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Frog eggs in t' Market", "questSnakeText": "Th' Serpent o' Distraction", "questSnakeNotes": "It takes a hardy soul to live in the Sand Dunes of Distraction. The arid desert is hardly a productive place, and the shimmering dunes have led many a traveler astray. However, something has even the locals spooked. The sands have been shifting and upturning entire villages. Residents claim a monster with an enormous serpentine body lies in wait under the sands, and they have all pooled together a reward for whomever will help them find and stop it. The much-lauded snake charmers @EmeraldOx and @PainterProphet have agreed to help you summon the beast. Can you stop the Serpent of Distraction?", "questSnakeCompletion": "With assistance from the charmers, you banish the Serpent of Distraction. Though you were happy to help the inhabitants of the Dunes, you can't help but feel a little sad for your fallen foe. While you contemplate the sights, @LordDarkly approaches you. \"Thank you! It's not much, but I hope this can express our gratitude properly.\" He hands you some Gold and... some Snake eggs! You will see that majestic animal again after all.", "questSnakeBoss": "Serpent o' Distraction", "questSnakeDropSnakeEgg": "Snake (Egg)", "questSnakeUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Snake eggs in th' Market", "questUnicornText": "Convincing th' Unicorn Queen", "questUnicornNotes": "Conquest Creek has become muddied, destroying Habit City's fresh water supply! Luckily, @Lukreja knows an old legend that claims that a unicorn's horn can purify the foulest of waters. Together with your intrepid guide @UncommonCriminal, you hike through the frozen peaks of the Meandering Mountains. Finally, at the icy summit of Mount Habitica itself, you find the Unicorn Queen amid the glittering snows. \"Your pleas are compelling,\" she tells you. \"But first you must prove that you are worthy of my aid!\"", "questUnicornCompletion": "Impressed by your diligence and strength, the Unicorn Queen at last agrees that your cause is worthy. She allows you to ride on her back as she soars to the source of Conquest Creek. As she lowers her golden horn to the befouled waters, a brilliant blue light rises from the water’s surface. It is so blinding that you are forced to close your eyes. When you open them a moment later, the unicorn is gone. However, @rosiesully lets out a cry of delight: the water is now clear, and three shining eggs rest at the creek’s edge.", "questUnicornBoss": "Th' Unicorn Queen", "questUnicornDropUnicornEgg": "Unicorn (Egg)", "questUnicornUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Unicorn eggs in th' Market", "questSabretoothText": "Th' Sabre Cat", "questSabretoothNotes": "A roaring monster is terrorizing Habitica! The creature stalks through the wilds and woods, then bursts forth to attack before vanishing again. It's been hunting innocent pandas and frightening the flying pigs into fleeing their pens to roost in the trees. @Inventrix and @icefelis explain that the Zombie Sabre Cat was set free while they were excavating in the ancient, untouched ice-fields of the Stoikalm Steppes. \"It was perfectly friendly at first – I don't know what happened. Please, you have to help us recapture it! Only a champion of Habitica can subdue this prehistoric beast!\"", "questSabretoothCompletion": "After a long and tiring battle, you wrestle the Zombie Sabre Cat to the ground. As you are finally able to approach, you notice a nasty cavity in one of its sabre teeth. Realising the true cause of the cat's wrath, you're able to get the cavity filled by @Fandekasp, and advise everyone to avoid feeding their friend sweets in future. The Sabre Cat flourishes, and in gratitude, its tamers send you a generous reward – a clutch of sabretooth eggs!", "questSabretoothBoss": "Zombie Sabre Cat", "questSabretoothDropSabretoothEgg": "Sabretooth (Egg)", "questSabretoothUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Sabretooth eggs in th' Market", "questMonkeyText": "Monstrous Mandrill 'n th' Mischief Monkeys", "questMonkeyNotes": "The Sloensteadi Savannah is being torn apart by the Monstrous Mandrill and his Mischief Monkeys! They shriek loudly enough to drown out the sound of approaching deadlines, encouraging everyone to avoid their duties and keep monkeying around. Alas, plenty of people ape this bad behavior. If no one stops these primates, soon everyone's tasks will be as red as the Monstrous Mandrill's face!

\"It will take a dedicated adventurer to resist them,\" says @yamato.

\"Quick, let's get this monkey off everyone's backs!\" @Oneironaut yells, and you charge into battle.", "questMonkeyCompletion": "You did it! No bananas for those fiends today. Overwhelmed by your diligence, the monkeys flee in panic. \"Look,\" says @Misceo. \"They left a few eggs behind.\"

@Leephon grins. \"Maybe a well-trained pet monkey can help you as much as the wild ones hinder you!\"", "questMonkeyBoss": "Monstrous Mandrill", "questMonkeyDropMonkeyEgg": "Monkey (Egg)", "questMonkeyUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Monkey eggs in th' Market", "questSnailText": "The Snail o' Drudgery Sludge", "questSnailNotes": "You're excited to begin questing in the abandoned Dungeons of Drudgery, but as soon as you enter, you feel the ground under your feet start to suck at your boots. You look up to the path ahead and see Habiticans mired in slime. @Overomega yells, \"They have too many unimportant tasks and dailies, and they're getting stuck on things that don't matter! Pull them out!\"

\"You need to find the source of the ooze,\" @Pfeffernusse agrees, \"or the tasks that they cannot accomplish will drag them down forever!\"

Pulling out your weapon, you wade through the gooey mud.... and encounter the fearsome Snail of Drudgery Sludge.", "questSnailCompletion": "You bring your weapon down on the great Snail's shell, cracking it in two, releasing a flood of water. The slime is washed away, and the Habiticans around you rejoice. \"Look!\" says @Misceo. \"There's a small group of snail eggs in the remnants of the muck.\"", "questSnailBoss": "Snail o' Drudgery Sludge", "questSnailDropSnailEgg": "Snail (Egg)", "questSnailUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Snail eggs in th' Market", "questBewilderText": "Th' Be-Wilder", "questBewilderNotes": "The party begins like any other.

The appetizers are excellent, the music is swinging, and even the dancing elephants have become routine. Habiticans laugh and frolic amid the overflowing floral centerpieces, happy to have a distraction from their least-favorite tasks, and the April Fool whirls among them, eagerly providing an amusing trick here and a witty twist there.

As the Mistiflying clock tower strikes midnight, the April Fool leaps onto the stage to give a speech.

“Friends! Enemies! Tolerant acquaintances! Lend me your ears.” The crowd chuckles as animal ears sprout from their heads, and they pose with their new accessories.

“As you know,” the Fool continues, “my confusing illusions usually only last a single day. But I’m pleased to announce that I’ve discovered a shortcut that will guarantee us non-stop fun, without having to deal with the pesky weight of our responsibilities. Charming Habiticans, meet my magical new friend... the Be-Wilder!”

Lemoness pales suddenly, dropping her hors d'oeuvres. “Wait! Don’t trust--”

But suddenly mists are pouring into the room, glittering and thick, and they swirl around the April Fool, coalescing into cloudy feathers and a stretching neck. The crowd is speechless as an monstrous bird unfolds before them, its wings shimmering with illusions. It lets out a horrible screeching laugh.

“Oh, it has been ages since a Habitican has been foolish enough to summon me! How wonderful it feels, to have a tangible form at last.”

Buzzing in terror, the magic bees of Mistiflying flee the floating city, which sags from the sky. One by one, the brilliant spring flowers wither up and wisp away.

“My dearest friends, why so alarmed?” crows the Be-Wilder, beating its wings. “There’s no need to toil for your rewards any more. I’ll just give you all the things that you desire!”

A rain of coins pours from the sky, hammering into the ground with brutal force, and the crowd screams and flees for cover. “Is this a joke?” Baconsaur shouts, as the gold smashes through windows and shatters roof shingles.

PainterProphet ducks as lightning bolts crackle overhead, and fog blots out the sun. “No! This time, I don’t think it is!”

Quickly, Habiticans, don’t let this World Boss distract us from our goals! Stay focused on the tasks that you need to complete so we can rescue Mistiflying -- and hopefully, ourselves.", "questBewilderCompletion": "The Be-Wilder is DEFEATED!

We've done it! The Be-Wilder lets out a ululating cry as it twists in the air, shedding feathers like falling rain. Slowly, gradually, it coils into a cloud of sparkling mist. As the newly-revealed sun pierces the fog, it burns away, revealing the coughing, mercifully human forms of Bailey, Matt, Alex.... and the April Fool himself.

Mistiflying is saved!

The April Fool has enough shame to look a bit sheepish. “Oh, hm,” he says. “Perhaps I got a little…. carried away.”

The crowd mutters. Sodden flowers wash up on sidewalks. Somewhere in the distance, a roof collapses with a spectacular splash.

“Er, yes,” the April Fool says. “That is. What I meant to say was, I’m dreadfully sorry.” He heaves a sigh. “I suppose it can’t all be fun and games, after all. It might not hurt to focus occasionally. Maybe I’ll get a head start on next year’s pranking.”

Redphoenix coughs meaningfully.

“I mean, get a head start on this year’s spring cleaning!” the April Fool says. “Nothing to fear, I’ll have Habit City in spit-shape soon. Luckily nobody is better than I at dual-wielding mops.”

Encouraged, the marching band starts up.

It isn’t long before all is back to normal in Habit City. Plus, now that the Be-Wilder has evaporated, the magical bees of Mistiflying bustle back to work, and soon the flowers are blooming and the city is floating once more.

As Habiticans cuddle the magical fuzzy bees, the April Fool’s eyes light up. “Oho, I’ve had a thought! Why don’t you all keep some of these fuzzy Bee Pets and Mounts? It’s a gift that perfectly symbolizes the balance between hard work and sweet rewards, if I’m going to get all boring and allegorical on you.” He winks. “Besides, they don’t have stingers! Fool’s honor.”", "questBewilderCompletionChat": "`The Be-Wilder is DEFEATED!`\n\nWe've done it! The Be-Wilder lets out a ululating cry as it twists in the air, shedding feathers like falling rain. Slowly, gradually, it coils into a cloud of sparkling mist. As the newly-revealed sun pierces the fog, it burns away, revealing the coughing, mercifully human forms of Bailey, Matt, Alex.... and the April Fool himself.\n\n`Mistiflying is saved!`\n\nThe April Fool has enough shame to look a bit sheepish. “Oh, hm,” he says. “Perhaps I got a little…. carried away.”\n\nThe crowd mutters. Sodden flowers wash up on sidewalks. Somewhere in the distance, a roof collapses with a spectacular splash.\n\n“Er, yes,” the April Fool says. “That is. What I meant to say was, I’m dreadfully sorry.” He heaves a sigh. “I suppose it can’t all be fun and games, after all. It might not hurt to focus occasionally. Maybe I’ll get a head start on next year’s pranking.”\n\nRedphoenix coughs meaningfully.\n\n“I mean, get a head start on this year’s spring cleaning!” the April Fool says. “Nothing to fear, I’ll have Habit City in spit-shape soon. Luckily nobody is better than I at dual-wielding mops.”\n\nEncouraged, the marching band starts up.\n\nIt isn’t long before all is back to normal in Habit City. Plus, now that the Be-Wilder has evaporated, the magical bees of Mistiflying bustle back to work, and soon the flowers are blooming and the city is floating once more.\n\nAs Habiticans cuddle the magical fuzzy bees, the April Fool’s eyes light up. “Oho, I’ve had a thought! Why don’t you all keep some of these fuzzy Bee Pets and Mounts? It’s a gift that perfectly symbolizes the balance between hard work and sweet rewards, if I’m going to get all boring and allegorical on you.” He winks. “Besides, they don’t have stingers! Fool’s honor.”", "questBewilderBossRageTitle": "Beguilement Strike", "questBewilderBossRageDescription": "When 'tis gauge be filled, The Be-Wilder will unleash its Beguilement Strike o'er th' seven seas 'o Habitica!", "questBewilderDropBumblebeePet": "Magical Bee (Pet)", "questBewilderDropBumblebeeMount": "Magical Bee (Mount)", "questBewilderBossRageMarket": "`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've gotten distracted by the Be-Wilder’s charming illusions and have forgotten to do some of our Dailies! With a cackling cry, the shining bird beats its wings, raising a swarm of mist around Alex the Merchant. When the fog clears, he has been possessed! “Have some free samples!” he shouts gleefully, and begins to hurl exploding eggs and potions at fleeing Habiticans. Not the most favorable of sales, to be sure.\n\nHurry! Let's stay focused on our Dailies to defeat this monster before it possesses someone else.", "questBewilderBossRageStables": "`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nAhh!!! Once again the Be-Wilder has dazzled us into neglecting our Dailies, and now it has attacked Matt the Beast Master! With a swirl of mist, Matt transforms into a terrifying winged creature, and all the pets and mounts howl sadly in their stables. Quickly, stay focused on your tasks to defeat this dastardly distraction!", "questBewilderBossRageBailey": "`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nLook out! In the middle of reporting the news, Bailey the Town Crier has been possessed by the Be-Wilder! She lets out an evil, uninformative screech as she rises into the air. Now how will we know what’s going on?\n\nDon't give up... we're so close to defeating this bothersome bird for once and for all!", "questFalconText": "Th' Birds o' Preycrastination", "questFalconNotes": "Mt. Habitica is being overshadowed by a looming mountain of To-Dos. It used to be a place to picnic and enjoy a sense of accomplishment, until the neglected tasks grew out of control. Now it's home to fearsome Birds of Preycrastination, foul creatures which stop Habiticans from completing their tasks!

\"It's too hard!\" they caw at @JonArinbjorn and @Onheiron. \"It'll take too long to do right now! It won't make any difference if you wait until tomorrow! Why don't you do something fun instead?\"

No more, you vow. You will climb your personal mountain of To-Dos and defeat the Birds of Preycrastination!", "questFalconCompletion": "Having finally triumphed over the Birds of Preycrastination, you settle down to enjoy the view and your well-earned rest.

\"Wow!\" says @Trogdorina. \"You won!\"

@Squish adds, \"Here, take these eggs I found as a reward.\"", "questFalconBoss": "Birds o' Preycrastination", "questFalconDropFalconEgg": "Falcon (Egg)", "questFalconUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Falcon eggs in th' Market", "questTreelingText": "Th' Tangle Tree", "questTreelingNotes": "It's the annual Garden Competition, and everyone is talking about the mysterious project which @aurakami has promised to unveil. You join the crowd on the day of the big announcement, and marvel at the introduction of a moving tree. @fuzzytrees explains that the tree will help with garden maintenance, showing how it can mow the lawn, trim the hedge and prune the roses all at the same time – until the tree suddenly goes wild, turning its secateurs on its creator! The crowd panics as everyone tries to flee, but you aren't afraid – you leap forward, ready to do battle.", "questTreelingCompletion": "You dust yourself off as the last few leaves drift to the floor. In spite of the upset, the Garden Competition is now safe – although the tree you just reduced to a heap of wood chips won't be winning any prizes! \"Still a few kinks to work out there,\" @PainterProphet says. \"Perhaps someone else would do a better job of training the saplings. Do you fancy a go?\"", "questTreelingBoss": "Tangle Tree", "questTreelingDropTreelingEgg": "Treeling (Egg)", "questTreelingUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Treeling eggs in the Market", "questAxolotlText": "Th' Magical Axolotl", "questAxolotlNotes": "From the depths of Washed-Up Lake you see rising bubbles and... fire? A little axolotl rises from the murky water spewing streaks of colors. Suddenly it begins to open its mouth and @streak yells, \"Look out!\" as the Magical Axolotl starts to gulp up your willpower!

The Magical Axolotl swells with spells, taunting you. \"Have you heard of my powers of regeneration? You'll tire before I do!\"

\"We can defeat you with the good habits we've built!\" @PainterProphet defiantly shouts. You steel yourself to be productive to defeat the Magical Axolotl and regain your stolen willpower!", "questAxolotlCompletion": "After defeating the Magical Axolotl, you realize that you regained your willpower all on your own.

\"The willpower? The regeneration? It was all just an illusion?\" @Kiwibot asks.

\"Most magic is,\" the Magical Axolotl replies. \"I'm sorry for tricking you. Please take these eggs as an apology. I trust you to raise them to use their magic for good habits and not evil!\"

You and @hazel40 clutch your new eggs in one hand and wave goodbye with the other as the Magical Axolotl returns to the lake.", "questAxolotlBoss": "Magical Axolotl", "questAxolotlDropAxolotlEgg": "Axolotl (Egg)", "questAxolotlUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Axolotl eggs in the Market", "questAxolotlRageTitle": "Axolotl Regeneration", "questAxolotlRageDescription": "This bar fills when you don't complete your Dailies. When it is full, the Magical Axolotl will heal 30% of its remaining health!", "questAxolotlRageEffect": "`Magical Axolotl uses AXOLOTL REGENERATION!`\n\n`A curtain of colorful bubbles obscures the monster for a moment, and when it clears, some of its wounds have vanished!`", "questTurtleText": "Guide the Turtle", "questTurtleNotes": "Help! This giant sea turtle cannot find her way to her nesting beach. She returns there every year to lay her eggs, but this year Inkomplete Bay is filled with toxic Task Flotsam made of red dailies and unchecked to-dos. \"She's thrashing in a panic!\" @JessicaChase says.

@UncommonCriminal nods. \"It's because her guiding senses are fogged and confused.\"

@Scarabsi grabs your arm. \"Can you help clear the Task Flotsam blocking her path? It may be hazardous, but we have to help her!\"", "questTurtleCompletion": "Your valiant work has cleared the waters for our sea turtle to find her beach. You, @Bambin, and @JaizakAripaik watch as she buries her brood of eggs deep in the sand so they can grow and hatch into hundreds of little sea turtles. Ever the lady, she gives you three eggs each, asking that you feed and nurture them so one day they become big sea turtles themselves.", "questTurtleBoss": "Task Flotsam", "questTurtleDropTurtleEgg": "Turtle (Egg)", "questTurtleUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Turtle eggs in the Market", "questArmadilloText": "The Indulgent Armadillo", "questArmadilloNotes": "It's time to get outside and start your day. You swing open your door only to be met with what looks like a sheet of rock. \"I'm just giving you the day off!\" says a muffled voice through the blocked door. \"Don't be such a bummer, just relax today!\"

Suddenly, @Beffymaroo and @PainterProphet knock on your window. \"Looks like the Indulgent Armadillo has taken a liking to you! C'mon, we'll help you get her out of your way!\"", "questArmadilloCompletion": "Finally, after a long morning of convincing the Indulgent Armadillo that you do, in fact, want to work, she caves. \"I'm sorry!\" She apologizes. \"I just wanted to help. I thought everyone liked lazy days!\"

You smile, and let her know that next time you've earned a day off you'll invite her over. She grins back at you. Passers-by @Tipsy and @krajzega congratulate you on the good work as she rolls away, leaving a few eggs as an apology.", "questArmadilloBoss": "Indulgent Armadillo", "questArmadilloDropArmadilloEgg": "Armadillo (Egg)", "questArmadilloUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Armadillo eggs in the Market", "questCowText": "The Mootant Cow", "questCowNotes": "It’s been a long, hot day at Sparring Farms, and there is nothing more you want than a long sip of water and some sleep. You're standing there daydreaming when @Soloana suddenly screams, \"Everyone run! The prize cow has mootated!\"

@eevachu gulps. \"It must be our bad habits that infected it.\"

\"Quick!\" Feralem Tau says. \"Let’s do something before the udder cows mootate, too.\"

You’ve herd enough. No more daydreaming -- it's time to get those bad habits under control!", "questCowCompletion": "You milk your good habits for all they are worth until the cow reverts to its original form. The cow looks over at you with her pretty brown eyes and nudges over three eggs.

@fuzzytrees laughs and hands you the eggs, \"Maybe it still is mootated if there are baby cows in these eggs. But I trust you to stick to your good habits when you raise them!\"", "questCowBoss": "Mootant Cow", "questCowDropCowEgg": "Cow (Egg)", "questCowUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Cow eggs in the Market", "questBeetleText": "The CRITICAL BUG", "questBeetleNotes": "Something in the domain of Habitica has gone awry. The Blacksmiths' forges have extinguished, and strange errors are appearing everywhere. With an ominous tremor, an insidious foe worms from the earth... a CRITICAL BUG! You brace yourself as it infects the land, and glitches begin to overtake the Habiticans around you. @starsystemic yells, \"We need to help the Blacksmiths get this Bug under control!\" It looks like you'll have to make this programmer's pest your top priority.", "questBeetleCompletion": "With a final attack, you crush the CRITICAL BUG. @starsystemic and the Blacksmiths rush up to you, overjoyed. \"I can't thank you enough for smashing that bug! Here, take these.\" You are presented with three shiny beetle eggs. Hopefully these little bugs will grow up to help Habitica, not hurt it.", "questBeetleBoss": "CRITICAL BUG", "questBeetleDropBeetleEgg": "Beetle (Egg)", "questBeetleUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Beetle eggs in the Market", "questTaskwoodsTerror1Text": "Terror in the Taskwoods, Part 1: The Blaze in the Taskwoods", "questTaskwoodsTerror1Notes": "You have never seen the Joyful Reaper so agitated. The ruler of the Flourishing Fields lands her skeleton gryphon mount right in the middle of Productivity Plaza and shouts without dismounting. \"Lovely Habiticans, we need your help! Something is starting fires in the Taskwoods, and we still haven't fully recovered from our battle against Burnout. If it's not halted, the flames could engulf all of our wild orchards and berry bushes!\"

You quickly volunteer, and hasten to the Taskwoods. As you creep into Habitica’s biggest fruit-bearing forest, you suddenly hear clanking and cracking voices from far ahead, and catch the faint smell of smoke. Soon enough, a horde of cackling, flaming skull-creatures flies by you, biting off branches and setting the treetops on fire!", "questTaskwoodsTerror1Completion": "With the help of the Joyful Reaper and the renowned pyromancer @Beffymaroo, you manage to drive back the swarm. In a show of solidarity, Beffymaroo offers you her Pyromancer's Turban as you move deeper into the forest.", "questTaskwoodsTerror1Boss": "Fire Skull Swarm", "questTaskwoodsTerror1RageTitle": "Swarm Respawn", "questTaskwoodsTerror1RageDescription": "Swarm Respawn: This bar fills when you don't complete your Dailies. When it is full, the Fire Skull Swarm will heal 30% of its remaining health!", "questTaskwoodsTerror1RageEffect": "`Fire Skull Swarm uses SWARM RESPAWN!`\n\nEmboldened by their victories, more skulls swirl around you in a gout of flame!", "questTaskwoodsTerror1DropSkeletonPotion": "Skeleton Hatching Potion", "questTaskwoodsTerror1DropRedPotion": "Red Hatching Potion", "questTaskwoodsTerror1DropHeadgear": "Pyromancer's Turban (Headgear)", "questTaskwoodsTerror2Text": "Terror in the Taskwoods, Part 2: Finding the Flourishing Fairies", "questTaskwoodsTerror2Notes": "Having fought through the swarm of burning skulls, you reach a large group of refugee farmers at the forest's edge. \"Their village was burnt down by a renegade autumn spirit,\" says a familiar voice. It's @Kiwibot, the legendary tracker! \"I managed to gather the survivors, but there's no sign of the Flourishing Fairies who help to grow the wild fruit of the Taskwoods. Please, you have to help me rescue them!\"", "questTaskwoodsTerror2Completion": "You manage to locate the last dryad and lead her away from the monsters. When you return to the refugee farmers, you are greeted by the thankful faeries, who give you a robe woven of shining magic and silk. Suddenly, a deep rumbling sound echoes through the trees, shaking the very earth. \"That must be the renegade spirit,\" the Joyful Reaper says. \"Let's hurry!\"", "questTaskwoodsTerror2CollectPixies": "Pixies", "questTaskwoodsTerror2CollectBrownies": "Brownies", "questTaskwoodsTerror2CollectDryads": "Dryads", "questTaskwoodsTerror2DropArmor": "Pyromancer's Robes (Armor)", "questTaskwoodsTerror3Text": "Terror in the Taskwoods, Part 3: Jacko of the Lantern", "questTaskwoodsTerror3Notes": "Ready for battle, your group marches to the heart of the forest, where the renegade spirit is trying to destroy an ancient apple tree surrounded by fruitful berry bushes. His pumpkin-like head radiates a terrible light wherever it turns, and in his left hand he holds a long rod, with a lantern hanging from its tip. Instead of fire or flame, however, the lantern contains a dark crystal that chills you to the very bone.

The Joyful Reaper raises a bony hand to her mouth. \"That's -- that's Jacko, the Lantern Spirit! But he's a helpful harvest ghost who guides our farmers. What could possibly drive the dear soul to act this way?\"

\"I don't know,\" says @bridgetteempress. \"But it looks like that 'dear soul' is about to attack us!\"", "questTaskwoodsTerror3Completion": "After a long battle, you manage to land a well-aimed blow at the lantern that Jacko carries, and the crystal within shatters. Jacko suddenly snaps back to his senses and bursts into glowing tears. \"Oh, my beautiful forest! What have I done?!\" he wails. His tears extinguish the remaining fires, and the apple tree and wild berries are saved.

After you help him relax, he explains, \"I met this charming lady named Tzina, and she gave me this glowing crystal as a gift. At her urging, I put it in my lantern... but that's the last thing I recall.\" He turns to you with a golden smile. \"Perhaps you should take it for safekeeping while I help the wild orchards to regrow.\"", "questTaskwoodsTerror3Boss": "Jacko of the Lantern", "questTaskwoodsTerror3DropStrawberry": "Strawberry (Food)", "questTaskwoodsTerror3DropWeapon": "Taskwoods Lantern (Two-Handed Weapon)", "questFerretText": "The Nefarious Ferret", "questFerretNotes": "Walking through Habit City, you see an unhappy crowd surrounding a red-robed Ferret.

\"That productivity potion you sold me is useless!\" @Beffymaroo complains. \"I watched three hours of TV last night instead of doing my chores!\"

\"Yeah!\" shouts @Pandah. \"And today I spent an hour rearranging my books instead of reading them!\"

The Nefarious Ferret spreads his hands innocently. \"That's more TV watching and book organizing than you'd normally get done, isnt it?\"

The crowd erupts in anger.

\"No refunds!\" crows the Nefarious Ferret. He fires a bolt of magic into the crowd, preparing to escape in the smoke.

\"Please, Habitican!\" @Faye says, grabbing your arm. \"Defeat the ferret and make him refund his dishonest earnings!\"", "questFerretCompletion": "You defeat the soft-furred swindler and @UncommonCriminal gives the crowd their refunds. There's even a little gold left over for you. Plus, it looks like the Nefarious Ferret dropped some eggs in his hurry to get away!", "questFerretBoss": "Nefarious Ferret", "questFerretDropFerretEgg": "Ferret (Egg)", "questFerretUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Ferret eggs in the Market", "questDustBunniesText": "The Feral Dust Bunnies", "questDustBunniesNotes": "It's been a while since you've done any dusting in here, but you're not too worried—a little dust never hurt anyone, right? It's not until you stick your hand into one of the dustiest corners and feel something bite that you remember @Inventrix's warning: leaving harmless dust sit too long causes it to turn into vicious dust bunnies! You'd better defeat them before they cover all of Habitica in fine particles of dirt!", "questDustBunniesCompletion": "The dust bunnies vanish into a puff of... well, dust. As it clears, you look around. You'd forgotten how nice this place looks when it's clean. You spy a small pile of gold where the dust used to be. Huh, you'd been wondering where that was!", "questDustBunniesBoss": "Feral Dust Bunnies", "questMoon1Text": "Lunar Battle, Part 1: Find the Mysterious Shards", "questMoon1Notes": "Habiticans have been distracted from their tasks by something strange: twisted shards of stone are appearing across the land. Worried, @Starsystemic the Seer summons you to her tower. She says, \"I've been reading alarming omens about these shards, which have been blighting the land and driving hardworking Habiticans to distraction. I can track the source, but first I'll need to examine the shards. Can you bring some to me?\"", "questMoon1Completion": "@Starsystemic disappears into her tower to examine the shards you gathered. \"This may be more complicated than we feared,\" says @Beffymaroo, her trusted assistant. \"It will take us some time to discover the cause. Keep checking in every day, and when we know more, we'll send you the next quest scroll.\"", "questMoon1CollectShards": "Lunar Shards", "questMoon1DropHeadgear": "Lunar Warrior Helm (Headgear)", "questMoon2Text": "Lunar Battle, Part 2: Stop the Overshadowing Stress", "questMoon2Notes": "After studying the shards, @Starsystemic the Seer has some bad news. \"An ancient monster is approaching Habitica, and it is causing terrible stress to befall the citizens. I can draw the shadow out of people's hearts and into this tower, where it will take physical form, but you’ll need to defeat it before it breaks loose and spreads again.\" You nod, and she starts to chant. Dancing shadows fill the room, pressing tightly together. The cold wind swirls, the darkness deepens. The Overshadowing Stress rises from the floor, grins like a nightmare made real... and strikes!", "questMoon2Completion": "The shadow explodes in a puff of dark air, leaving the room brighter and your hearts lighter. The stress blanketing Habitica is diminished, and you can all breathe a sigh of relief. Still, as you look up at the sky, you sense that this is not over: the monster knows someone destroyed its shadow. \"We'll keep careful watch in the coming weeks,\" says @Starsystemic, \"and I'll send you a quest scroll when it manifests.\"", "questMoon2Boss": "Overshadowing Stress", "questMoon2DropArmor": "Lunar Warrior Armor (Armor)", "questMoon3Text": "Lunar Battle, Part 3: The Monstrous Moon", "questMoon3Notes": "You get @Starsystemic's urgent scroll at the stroke of midnight and gallop to her tower. \"The monster is using the full moon to try to cross over to our realm,\" she says. \"If it succeeds, the shockwave of stress will be overwhelming!\"

To your dismay, you see that the monster is indeed using the moon to manifest. A glowing eye opens in its rocky surface, and a long tongue rolls from a gaping, fanged mouth. There's no way you'll let it fully emerge!", "questMoon3Completion": "The emerging monster bursts into shadow, and the moon turns silver as the danger passes. The dragons start singing again, and the stars sparkle with a soothing light. @Starsystemic the Seer bends down and picks up a lunar shard. It shines silver in her hand, before changing into a magnificent crystal scythe.", "questMoon3Boss": "Monstrous Moon", "questMoon3DropWeapon": "Lunar Scythe (Two-Handed Weapon)", "questSlothText": "The Somnolent Sloth", "questSlothNotes": "As you and your party venture through the Somnolent Snowforest, you're relieved to see a glimmering of green among the white snowdrifts... until an enormous sloth emerges from the frosty trees! Green emeralds shimmer hypnotically on its back.

\"Hello, adventurers... why don't you take it slow? You've been walking for a while... so why not... stop? Just lie down, and rest...\"

You feel your eyelids grow heavy, and you realize: It's the Somnolent Sloth! According to @JaizakAripaik, it got its name from the emeralds on its back which are rumored to... send people to... sleep...

You shake yourself awake, fighting drowsiness. In the nick of time, @awakebyjava and @PainterProphet begin to shout spells, forcing your party awake. \"Now's our chance!\" @Kiwibot yells.", "questSlothCompletion": "You did it! As you defeat the Somnolent Sloth, its emeralds break off. \"Thank you for freeing me of my curse,\" says the sloth. \"I can finally sleep well, without those heavy emeralds on my back. Have these eggs as thanks, and you can have the emeralds too.\" The sloth gives you three sloth eggs and heads off for warmer climates.", "questSlothBoss": "Somnolent Sloth", "questSlothDropSlothEgg": "Sloth (Egg)", "questSlothUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Sloth eggs in the Market", "questTriceratopsText": "The Trampling Triceratops", "questTriceratopsNotes": "The snow-capped Stoïkalm Volcanoes are always bustling with hikers and sight-seers. One tourist, @plumilla, calls over a crowd. \"Look! I enchanted the ground to glow so that we can play field games on it for our outdoor activity Dailies!\" Sure enough, the ground is swirling with glowing red patterns. Even some of the prehistoric pets from the area come over to play.

Suddenly, there's a loud snap -- a curious Triceratops has stepped on @plumilla's wand! It's engulfed in a burst of magic energy, and the ground starts shaking and growing hot. The Triceratops' eyes shine red, and it roars and begins to stampede!

\"That's not good,\" calls @McCoyly, pointing in the distance. Each magic-fueled stomp is causing the volcanoes to erupt, and the glowing ground is turning to lava beneath the dinosaur's feet! Quickly, you must hold off the Trampling Triceratops until someone can reverse the spell!", "questTriceratopsCompletion": "With quick thinking, you herd the creature towards the soothing Stoïkalm Steppes so that @*~Seraphina~* and @PainterProphet can reverse the lava spell without distraction. The calming aura of the Steppes takes effect, and the Triceratops curls up as the volcanoes go dormant once more. @PainterProphet passes you some eggs that were rescued from the lava. \"Without you, we wouldn't have been able to concentrate to stop the eruptions. Give these pets a good home.\"", "questTriceratopsBoss": "Trampling Triceratops", "questTriceratopsDropTriceratopsEgg": "Triceratops (Egg)", "questTriceratopsUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Triceratops eggs in the Market", "questStoikalmCalamity1Text": "Stoïkalm Calamity, Part 1: Earthen Enemies", "questStoikalmCalamity1Notes": "A terse missive arrives from @Kiwibot, and the frost-crusted scroll chills your heart as well as your fingertips. \"Visiting Stoikalm Steppes -- monsters bursting from earth -- send help!\" You gather your party and ride north, but as soon as you venture down from the mountains, the snow beneath your feet explodes and gruesomely grinning skulls surround you!

Suddenly, a spear sails past, burying itself in a skull that was burrowing through the snow in an attempt to catch you unawares. A tall woman in finely-crafted armor gallops into the fray on the back of a mastodon, her long braid swinging as she yanks the spear unceremoniously from the crushed beast. It's time to fight off these foes with the help of Lady Glaciate, the leader of the Mammoth Riders!", "questStoikalmCalamity1Completion": "As you deliver a final blow to the skulls, they dissipate in a puff of magic. \"The dratted swarm may be gone,\" Lady Glaciate says, \"but we have bigger problems. Follow me.\" She tosses you a cloak to protect you from the chill air, and you ride off after her.", "questStoikalmCalamity1Boss": "Earth Skull Swarm", "questStoikalmCalamity1RageTitle": "Swarm Respawn", "questStoikalmCalamity1RageDescription": "Swarm Respawn: This bar fills when you don't complete your Dailies. When it is full, the Earth Skull Swarm will heal 30% of its remaining health!", "questStoikalmCalamity1RageEffect": "`Earth Skull Swarm uses SWARM RESPAWN!`\n\nMore skulls break free from the ground, their teeth chattering in the cold!", "questStoikalmCalamity1DropSkeletonPotion": "Skeleton Hatching Potion", "questStoikalmCalamity1DropDesertPotion": "Desert Hatching Potion", "questStoikalmCalamity1DropArmor": "Mammoth Rider Armor", "questStoikalmCalamity2Text": "Stoïkalm Calamity, Part 2: Seek the Icicle Caverns", "questStoikalmCalamity2Notes": "The stately hall of the Mammoth Riders is an austere masterpiece of architecture, but it is also entirely empty. There's no furniture, the weapons are missing, and even the columns were picked clean of their inlays.

\"Those skulls scoured the place,\" Lady Glaciate says, and there is a blizzard brewing in her tone. \"Humiliating. Not a soul is to mention this to the April Fool, or I will never hear the end of it.\"

\"How mysterious!\" says @Beffymaroo. \"But where did they--\"

\"The icicle drake caverns.\" Lady Glaciate gestures at shining coins spilled in the snow outside. \"Sloppy.\"

\"But aren't icicle drakes honorable creatures with their own treasure hoards?\" @Beffymaroo asks. \"Why would they possibly--\"

\"Mind control,\" says Lady Glaciate, utterly unphased. \"Or something equally melodramatic and inconvenient.\" She begins to stride from the hall. \"Why are you just standing there?\"

Quickly, go follow the trail of Icicle Coins!", "questStoikalmCalamity2Completion": "The Icicle Coins lead you straight to the buried entrance of a cleverly hidden cavern. Though the weather outside is calm and lovely, with the sunlight sparkling across the expanse of snow, there is a howling within like a fierce winter wind. Lady Glaciate grimaces and hands you a Mammoth Rider helm. \"Wear this,\" she says. \"You'll need it.\"", "questStoikalmCalamity2CollectIcicleCoins": "Icicle Coins", "questStoikalmCalamity2DropHeadgear": "Mammoth Rider Helm (Headgear)", "questStoikalmCalamity3Text": "Stoïkalm Calamity, Part 3: Icicle Drake Quake", "questStoikalmCalamity3Notes": "The twining tunnels of the icicle drake caverns shimmer with frost... and with untold riches. You gape, but Lady Glaciate strides past without a glance. \"Excessively flashy,\" she says. \"Obtained admirably, though, from respectable mercenary work and prudent banking investments. Look further.\" Squinting, you spot a towering pile of stolen items hidden in the shadows.

A sibilant voice hisses as you approach. \"My delicious hoard! You shall not steal it back from me!\" A sinuous body slides from the heap: the Icicle Drake Queen herself! You have just enough time to note the strange bracelets glittering on her wrists and the wildness glinting in her eyes before she lets out a howl that shakes the earth around you.", "questStoikalmCalamity3Completion": "You subdue the Icicle Drake Queen, giving Lady Glaciate time to shatter the glowing bracelets. The Queen stiffens in apparent mortification, then quickly covers it with a haughty pose. \"Feel free to remove these extraneous items,\" she says. \"I'm afraid they simply don't fit our decor.\"

\"Also, you stole them,\" @Beffymaroo says. \"By summoning monsters from the earth.\"

The Icicle Drake Queen looks miffed. \"Take it up with that wretched bracelet saleswoman,\" she says. \"It's Tzina you want. I was essentially unaffiliated.\"

Lady Glaciate claps you on the arm. \"You did well today,\" she says, handing you a spear and a horn from the pile. \"Be proud.\"", "questStoikalmCalamity3Boss": "Icicle Drake Queen", "questStoikalmCalamity3DropBlueCottonCandy": "Blue Cotton Candy (Food)", "questStoikalmCalamity3DropShield": "Mammoth Rider's Horn (Shield-Hand Item)", "questStoikalmCalamity3DropWeapon": "Mammoth Rider Spear (Weapon)", "questGuineaPigText": "The Guinea Pig Gang", "questGuineaPigNotes": "You're casually strolling through Habit City's famous Market when @Pandah waves you down. \"Hey, check these out!\" They're holding up a brown and beige egg you don't recognize.

Alexander the Merchant frowns at it. \"I don't remember putting that out. I wonder where it came--\" A small paw cuts him off.

\"Guinea all your gold, merchant!\" squeaks a tiny voice brimming with evil.

\"Oh no, the egg was a distraction!\" @mewrose exclaims. \"It's the gritty, greedy Guinea Pig Gang! They never do their Dailies, so they constantly steal gold to buy health potions.\"

\"Robbing the Market?\" says @emmavig. \"Not on our watch!\" Without further prompting, you leap to Alexander's aid.", "questGuineaPigCompletion": "\"We submit!\" The Guinea Pig Gang Boss waves his paws at you, fluffy head hanging in shame. From underneath his hat falls a list, and @snazzyorange quickly swipes it for evidence. \"Wait a minute,\" you say. \"It's no wonder you've been getting hurt! You've got way too many Dailies. You don't need health potions -- you just need help organizing.\"

\"Really?\" squeaks the Guinea Pig Gang Boss. \"We've robbed so many people because of this! Please take our eggs as an apology for our crooked ways.\"", "questGuineaPigBoss": "Guinea Pig Gang", "questGuineaPigDropGuineaPigEgg": "Guinea Pig (Egg)", "questGuineaPigUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Guinea Pig eggs in the Market", "questPeacockText": "The Push-and-Pull Peacock", "questPeacockNotes": "You trek through the Taskwoods, wondering which of the enticing new goals you should pick. As you go deeper into the forest, you realize that you're not alone in your indecision. \"I could learn a new language, or go to the gym...\" @Cecily Perez mutters. \"I could sleep more,\" muses @Lilith of Alfheim, \"or spend time with my friends...\" It looks like @PainterProphet, @Pfeffernusse, and @Draayder are equally paralyzed by the overwhelming options.

You realize that these ever-more-demanding feelings aren't really your own... you've stumbled straight into the trap of the pernicious Push-and-Pull Peacock! Before you can run, it leaps from the bushes. With each head pulling you in conflicting directions, you start to feel burnout overcoming you. You can't defeat both foes at once, so you only have one option -- concentrate on the nearest task to fight back!", "questPeacockCompletion": "The Push-and-Pull Peacock is caught off guard by your sudden conviction. Defeated by your single-minded drive, its heads merge back into one, revealing the most beautiful creature you've ever seen. \"Thank you,\" the peacock says. \"I’ve spent so long pulling myself in different directions that I lost sight of what I truly wanted. Please accept these eggs as a token of my gratitude.\"", "questPeacockBoss": "Push-and-Pull Peacock", "questPeacockDropPeacockEgg": "Peacock (Egg)", "questPeacockUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Peacock eggs in the Market", "questButterflyText": "Bye, Bye, Butterfry", "questButterflyNotes": "Your gardener friend @Megan sends you an invitation: “These warm days are the perfect time to visit Habitica’s butterfly garden in the Taskan countryside. Come see the butterflies migrate!” When you arrive, however, the garden is in shambles -- little more than scorched grass and dried-out weeds. It’s been so hot that the Habiticans haven’t come out to water the flowers, and the dark-red Dailies have turned it into a dry, sun-baked, fire-hazard. There's only one butterfly there, and there's something odd about it...

“Oh no! This is the perfect hatching ground for the Flaming Butterfry,” cries @Leephon.

“If we don’t catch it, it’ll destroy everything!” gasps @Eevachu.

Time to say bye, bye to Butterfry!", "questButterflyCompletion": "After a blazing battle, the Flaming Butterfry is captured. “Great job catching the that would-be arsonist,” says @Megan with a sigh of relief. “Still, it’s hard to vilify even the vilest butterfly. We’d better free this Butterfry someplace safe…like the desert.”

One of the other gardeners, @Beffymaroo, comes up to you, singed but smiling. “Will you help raise these foundling chrysalises we found? Perhaps next year we’ll have a greener garden for them.”", "questButterflyBoss": "Flaming Butterfry", "questButterflyDropButterflyEgg": "Caterpillar (Egg)", "questButterflyUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Caterpillar eggs in the Market", "questMayhemMistiflying1Text": "Mayhem in Mistiflying, Part 1: In Which Mistiflying Experiences a Dreadful Bother", "questMayhemMistiflying1Notes": "Although local soothsayers predicted pleasant weather, the afternoon is extremely breezy, so you gratefully follow your friend @Kiwibot into their house to escape the blustery day.

Neither of you expects to find the April Fool lounging at the kitchen table.

“Oh, hello,” he says. “Fancy seeing you here. Please, let me offer you some of this delicious tea.”

“That’s…” @Kiwibot begins. “That’s MY—“

“Yes, yes, of course,” says the April Fool, helping himself to some cookies. “Just thought I’d pop indoors and get a nice reprieve from all the tornado-summoning skulls.” He takes a casual sip from his teacup. “Incidentally, the city of Mistiflying is under attack.”

Horrified, you and your friends race to the Stables and saddle your fastest winged mounts. As you soar towards the floating city, you see that a swarm of chattering, flying skulls are laying siege to the city… and several turn their attentions towards you!", "questMayhemMistiflying1Completion": "The final skull drops from the sky, a shimmering set of rainbow robes clasped in its jaws, but the steady wind has not slackened. Something else is at play here. And where is that slacking April Fool? You pick up the robes, then swoop into the city.", "questMayhemMistiflying1Boss": "Air Skull Swarm", "questMayhemMistiflying1RageTitle": "Swarm Respawn", "questMayhemMistiflying1RageDescription": "Swarm Respawn: This bar fills when you don't complete your Dailies. When it is full, the Air Skull Swarm will heal 30% of its remaining health!", "questMayhemMistiflying1RageEffect": "`Air Skull Swarm uses SWARM RESPAWN!`\n\nEmboldened by their victories, more skulls come whirling out of the clouds!", "questMayhemMistiflying1DropSkeletonPotion": "Skeleton Hatching Potion", "questMayhemMistiflying1DropWhitePotion": "White Hatching Potion", "questMayhemMistiflying1DropArmor": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Robes (Armor)", "questMayhemMistiflying2Text": "Mayhem in Mistiflying, Part 2: In Which the Wind Worsens", "questMayhemMistiflying2Notes": "Mistiflying dips and rocks as the magical bees keeping it afloat are buffeted by the gale. After a desperate search for the April Fool, you find him inside a cottage, blithely playing cards with an angry, trussed-up skull.

@Katy133 raises their voice over the whistling wind. “What’s causing this? We defeated the skulls, but it’s getting worse!”

“That is a pickle,” the April Fool agrees. “Please be a dear and don’t mention it to Lady Glaciate. She’s always threatening to call off our courtship on the grounds that I am ‘catastrophically irresponsible,’ and I fear that she might misread this situation.” He shuffles the deck. “Perhaps you might follow the Mistiflies? They’re immaterial, so the wind can’t blow them away, and they tend to swarm around threats.” He nods out the window, where several of the city’s patron creatures are fluttering towards the east. “Now let me concentrate — my opponent has quite the poker face.”", "questMayhemMistiflying2Completion": "You follow the Mistiflies to the site of a tornado, too stormy for you to enter.

“This should help,” says a voice directly in your ear, and you nearly fall off of your mount. The April Fool is somehow sitting directly behind you in the saddle. “I hear these messenger hoods emit an aura that guards against inclement weather — very useful to avoid losing missives as you fly around. Perhaps give it a try?”", "questMayhemMistiflying2CollectRedMistiflies": "Red Mistiflies", "questMayhemMistiflying2CollectBlueMistiflies": "Blue Mistiflies", "questMayhemMistiflying2CollectGreenMistiflies": "Green Mistiflies", "questMayhemMistiflying2DropHeadgear": "Roguish Rainbow Messenger Hood (Headgear)", "questMayhemMistiflying3Text": "Mayhem in Mistiflying, Part 3: In Which a Mailman is Extremely Rude", "questMayhemMistiflying3Notes": "The Mistiflies are whirling so thickly through the tornado that it’s hard to see. Squinting, you spot a many-winged silhouette floating at the center of the tremendous storm.

“Oh, dear,” the April Fool sighs, nearly drowned out by the howl of the weather. “Looks like Winny went and got himself possessed. Very relatable problem, that. Could happen to anybody.”

“The Wind-Worker!” @Beffymaroo hollers at you. “He’s Mistiflying’s most talented messenger-mage, since he’s so skilled with weather magic. Normally he’s a very polite mailman!”

As if to counteract this statement, the Wind-Worker lets out a scream of fury, and even with your magic robes, the storm nearly rips you from your mount.

“That gaudy mask is new,” the April Fool remarks. “Perhaps you should relieve him of it?”

It’s a good idea… but the enraged mage isn’t going to give it up without a fight.", "questMayhemMistiflying3Completion": "Just as you think you can’t withstand the wind any longer, you manage to snatch the mask from the Wind-Worker’s face. Instantly, the tornado is sucked away, leaving only balmy breezes and sunshine. The Wind-Worker looks around in bemusement. “Where did she go?”

“Who?” your friend @khdarkwolf asks.

“That sweet woman who offered to deliver a package for me. Tzina.” As he takes in the wind-swept city below him, his expression darkens. “Then again, maybe she wasn’t so sweet…”

The April Fool pats him on the back, then hands you two shimmering envelopes. “Here. Why don’t you let this distressed fellow rest, and take charge of the mail for a bit? I hear the magic in those envelopes will make them worth your while.”", "questMayhemMistiflying3Boss": "The Wind-Worker", "questMayhemMistiflying3DropPinkCottonCandy": "Pink Cotton Candy (Food)", "questMayhemMistiflying3DropShield": "Roguish Rainbow Message (Shield-Hand Weapon)", "questMayhemMistiflying3DropWeapon": "Roguish Rainbow Message (Weapon)", "featheredFriendsText": "Feathered Friends Quest Bundle", "featheredFriendsNotes": "Contains 'Help! Harpy!,' 'The Night-Owl,' and 'The Birds of Preycrastination.' Available until May 31.", "questNudibranchText": "Infestation of the NowDo Nudibranches", "questNudibranchNotes": "You finally get around to checking your To-dos on a lazy day in Habitica. Bright against your deepest red tasks are a gaggle of vibrant blue sea slugs. You are entranced! Their sapphire colors make your most intimidating tasks look as easy as your best Habits. In a feverish stupor you get to work, tackling one task after the other in a ceaseless frenzy...

The next thing you know, @LilithofAlfheim is pouring cold water over you. “The NowDo Nudibranches have been stinging you all over! You need to take a break!”

Shocked, you see that your skin is as bright red as your To-Do list was. \"Being productive is one thing,\" @beffymaroo says, \"but you've also got to take care of yourself. Hurry, let's get rid of them!\"", "questNudibranchCompletion": "You see the last of the NowDo Nudibranches sliding off of a pile of completed tasks as @amadshade washes them away. One leaves behind a cloth bag, and you open it to reveal some gold and a few little ellipsoids you guess are eggs.", "questNudibranchBoss": "NowDo Nudibranch", "questNudibranchDropNudibranchEgg": "Nudibranch (Egg)", "questNudibranchUnlockText": "Unlocks purchasable Nudibranch eggs in the Market", "splashyPalsText": "Splashy Pals Quest Bundle", "splashyPalsNotes": "Contains 'The Dilatory Derby', 'Guide the Turtle', and 'Wail of the Whale'. Available until July 31." }