{
    "merch": "Merchandiez",
    "merchandiseDescription": "Lukingz 4 t-shurts, mugs, or stickers 2 show off ur Habitica pried? Click hah!",
    "merch-teespring-summary": "Teespring iz platform dat makez it easy 4 anyoen 2 creaet an sell high-quality productz ppl luv, wif no cost or risk.",
    "merch-teespring-goto": "Get Habitica T-shirt",
    "merch-teespring-mug-summary": "Teespring iz platform wich maekz it ez 4 ne1 2 maek an sell rly gud products ppl luv, wif no cost or risk.",
    "merch-teespring-mug-goto": "Get Habitica Mug",
    "merch-teespring-eu-summary": "EUROPEAN VERSHUN : Teespring iz platform wich maekz it ez 4 ne1 2 maek an sell rly gud products ppl luv, wif no cost or risk.",
    "merch-teespring-eu-goto": "Get Habitica T-shirt (EU)",
    "merch-teespring-mug-eu-summary": "EUROPEAN VERSHUN : Teespring iz platform wich maekz it ez 4 ne1 2 maek an sell rly gud products ppl luv, wif no cost or risk.",
    "merch-teespring-mug-eu-goto": "Get Habitica Mug (EU)",
    "merch-stickermule-summary": "Stik prowd Melior wherevar u (or sumwun els) ned remindr ov bof present an futur acomplishmentz!",
    "merch-stickermule-goto": "Get Habitica stikrz"
}