habitica-self-host/locales/en@pirate/gear.json

{
    "weaponBase0Text": "No Weapon",
    "weaponBase0Notes": "No Weapon.",
    "weaponWarrior0Text": "Cutlass o' Trainin'",
    "weaponWarrior0Notes": "Practice weapon. Confers no benefit.",
    "weaponWarrior1Text": "Cutlass",
    "weaponWarrior1Notes": "Common soldier's blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior2Text": "Axe",
    "weaponWarrior2Notes": "Double-bitted battle-axe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>",
    "weaponWarrior3Text": "Morning Star",
    "weaponWarrior3Notes": "Heavy club with brutal spikes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior4Text": "Sapphire Blade",
    "weaponWarrior4Notes": "Sword whose edge bites like th' north wind. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior5Text": "Ruby Sword",
    "weaponWarrior5Notes": "Weapon whose forge-glow never fades. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWarrior6Text": "Golden Sword",
    "weaponWarrior6Notes": "Bane 'o creatures 'o darkness. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue0Text": "Dagger",
    "weaponRogue0Notes": "A scallywag's most basic weapon. Confers no benefit.",
    "weaponRogue1Text": "Short Sword",
    "weaponRogue1Notes": "Light, concealable blade. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue2Text": "Scimitar",
    "weaponRogue2Notes": "Slashin' sword, swift to deliver a killin' blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue3Text": "Kukri",
    "weaponRogue3Notes": "Distinctive bush knife, both survival device 'n weapon. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue4Text": "Nunchaku",
    "weaponRogue4Notes": "Heavy batons whirled 'bout on a length 'o chain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue5Text": "Ninja-to",
    "weaponRogue5Notes": "Sleek 'n deadly as th' ninja themselves. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponRogue6Text": "Hook Sword",
    "weaponRogue6Notes": "Complex weapon adept at ensnarin' 'n disarmin' opponents. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponWizard0Text": "Apprentice Staff",
    "weaponWizard0Notes": "Practice staff. Confers no benefit.",
    "weaponWizard1Text": "Wooden Staff",
    "weaponWizard1Notes": "Basic implement 'o carven wood. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard2Text": "Jeweled Staff",
    "weaponWizard2Notes": "Focuses power through a precious stone. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard3Text": "Iron Staff",
    "weaponWizard3Notes": "Plated in metal to channel heat, cold, 'n lightnin'. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard4Text": "Brass Staff",
    "weaponWizard4Notes": "As powerful as it be heavy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard5Text": "Archmage Staff",
    "weaponWizard5Notes": "Assists in weavin' th' most complex 'o spells. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponWizard6Text": "Golden Staff",
    "weaponWizard6Notes": "Fashioned 'o orichalcum, th' alchemic gold, mighty 'n rare. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponHealer0Text": "Novice Rod",
    "weaponHealer0Notes": "Fer docs in learnin'. Confers no benefit.",
    "weaponHealer1Text": "Acolyte Rod",
    "weaponHealer1Notes": "Crafted durin' a doc's initiation. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer2Text": "Quartz Rod",
    "weaponHealer2Notes": "Topped wit' a gem bearin' curative properties. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer3Text": "Amethyst Rod",
    "weaponHealer3Notes": "Purifies poison at a touch. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer4Text": "Physician Rod",
    "weaponHealer4Notes": "As much a badge 'o office as a healin' device. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer5Text": "Royal Scepter",
    "weaponHealer5Notes": "Fit to grace th' hand 'o a monarch, or 'o one who stands at a monarch's right hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponHealer6Text": "Golden Scepter",
    "weaponHealer6Notes": "Soothes th' pain 'o all who look upon it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecial0Text": "Dark Souls Blade",
    "weaponSpecial0Notes": "Feasts upon foes' life essence to power its wicked strokes. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecial1Text": "Crystal Blade",
    "weaponSpecial1Notes": "Its glitterin' facets be tellin' th' tale 'o a pirate. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "weaponSpecial2Text": "Stephen Weber's Shaft o' th' Dragon",
    "weaponSpecial2Notes": "Feel th' potency 'o th' dragon surge from within! Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecial3Text": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "weaponSpecial3Notes": "Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalText": "Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
    "weaponSpecialCriticalNotes": "'tis champion slew a critical Github foe whar many warriors fell. Fashioned from th' bones 'o Bug, 'tis hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "weaponSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Spear",
    "weaponSpecialYetiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! 'tis spear allows its user to command any yeti. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Pole",
    "weaponSpecialSkiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A weapon capable 'o destroyin' hordes 'o enemies! It also helps th' user make extra nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Staff",
    "weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A powerful magician's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! a pair-handed weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> 'n Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Wand",
    "weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! 'tis wand sparkles wit' unlimited healin' power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Carrot Sword",
    "weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "'tis mighty sword can slice foes wit' ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Staff",
    "weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Only th' most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield 'tis potent staff. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence 'n <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerText": "Lovely Bone",
    "weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "FETCH! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueText": "Cutlass",
    "weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! ye'll make them Dailies swim th' plank! Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Seafaring Slicer",
    "weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Thar isn't a task in any To-Do list willin' to tangle wit' 'tis gnarly knife! Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp Catcher",
    "weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes": "'tis trident be used to spear seaweed effectively, fer extra-productive kelp harvestin'! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence 'n <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerText": "Wand of the Shallows",
    "weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "'tis wand, made 'o aquamarine 'n live coral, be extra comely to schools 'o fish. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorText": "Grabby Claw of Science",
    "weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "'tis grabby claw be at th' extra cuttin' edge 'o machines. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageText": "Magic Broom",
    "weaponSpecialFallMageNotes": "'tis enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence 'n <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerText": "Scarab Wand",
    "weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Th' scarab on 'tis wand protects 'n heals its wielder. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorBase0Text": "Plain Slops",
    "armorBase0Notes": "Ordinary slops. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorWarrior1Text": "Leather Armor",
    "armorWarrior1Notes": "Jerkin 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior2Text": "Chain Mail",
    "armorWarrior2Notes": "Armor 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior3Text": "Plate Armor",
    "armorWarrior3Notes": "Suit 'o all-encasin' steel, th' pride 'o knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior4Text": "Red Armor",
    "armorWarrior4Notes": "Heavy plate glowin' wit' defensive enchantments. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorWarrior5Text": "Golden Armor",
    "armorWarrior5Notes": "Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorRogue1Text": "Oiled Leather",
    "armorRogue1Notes": "Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue2Text": "Black Leather",
    "armorRogue2Notes": "Colored wit' dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue3Text": "Camouflage Vest",
    "armorRogue3Notes": "Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue4Text": "Penumbral Armor",
    "armorRogue4Notes": "Wraps th' wearer in a veil 'o twilight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorRogue5Text": "Umbral Armor",
    "armorRogue5Notes": "Allows stealth in th' open in broad daylight. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorWizard1Text": "Magician Robe",
    "armorWizard1Notes": "Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard2Text": "Wizard Robe",
    "armorWizard2Notes": "Clothes fer a wanderin' wonder-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard3Text": "Robe of Mysteries",
    "armorWizard3Notes": "Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard4Text": "Archmagician Robe",
    "armorWizard4Notes": "Spirits 'n elementals bow before it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Robe",
    "armorWizard5Notes": "Symbol 'o th' power behind th' throne. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorHealer1Text": "Acolyte Robe",
    "armorHealer1Notes": "Garment showin' humility 'n purpose. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer2Text": "Medic Robe",
    "armorHealer2Notes": "Worn by them dedicated to tendin' th' wounded in battle. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer3Text": "Defender Mantle",
    "armorHealer3Notes": "Turns th' doc's own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer4Text": "Physician Mantle",
    "armorHealer4Notes": "Projects authority 'n dissipates curses. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorHealer5Text": "Royal Mantle",
    "armorHealer5Notes": "Attire 'o them who have saved th' lives 'o kin's. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial0Text": "Shade Armor",
    "armorSpecial0Notes": "Screams when struck, fer it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecial1Text": "Crystal Armor",
    "armorSpecial1Notes": "Its tireless power inures th' wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "armorSpecial2Text": "Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
    "armorSpecial2Notes": "Makes ye extra fluffy! Increases Constitution 'n Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "armorSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Robe",
    "armorSpecialYetiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Fuzzy 'n fierce. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Parka",
    "armorSpecialSkiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Full 'o secret daggers 'n ski trail maps. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Robe",
    "armorSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Spun from sugar 'n silk. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Robe",
    "armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A robe to keep ye warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayText": "Absurd Parrrty Robes",
    "armorSpecialBirthdayNotes": "As part 'o th' festivities, Absurd parrrty Robes be available free 'o charge in th' Item Store! Swath yourself in them silly garbs 'n don ye matchin' hats to celebrate 'tis momentous day.",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Armor",
    "armorSpecialGaymerxNotes": "(Confers no benefit) In celebration 'o pride season 'n GaymerX, 'tis special armor be decorated wit' a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGBTQ 'n gamin' 'n be open to everyone. It takes place at th' InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13!",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueText": "Sleek Cat Suit",
    "armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Impeccably groomed. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Armor",
    "armorSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Soft as clover, strong as steel! Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageText": "Rodentia Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringMageNotes": "Mice be nice! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerText": "Fuzzy Puppy Robes",
    "armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Warm 'n snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "These robes be extra cozy, yarrrr! Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Robes",
    "armorSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "Complete wit' buckle, as well as swash. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageText": "Emerald Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerMageNotes": "'tis garment 'o shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerText": "Seahealer Tail",
    "armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "'tis garment 'o shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Vivid. Velvet. Vampiric. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorText": "Lab-coat of Science",
    "armorSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Protects ye from mysterious potion spills. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallMageText": "Witchy Wizard Robes",
    "armorSpecialFallMageNotes": "'tis robe has plenty 'o pockets to hold extra helpin's 'o eye 'o newt 'n tongue 'o frog. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerText": "Gauzy Gear",
    "armorSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Charge into battle pre-bandaged! Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "armorMystery201402Text": "Messenger Robes",
    "armorMystery201402Notes": "Shimmerin' 'n strong, these robes have many pockets to carry letters.",
    "armorMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Armor",
    "armorMystery201403Notes": "'tis mossy armor 'o woven wood bends wit' th' movement 'o th' wearer.",
    "armorMystery201405Text": "Flame o' Heart",
    "armorMystery201405Notes": "Nothin' can hurt ye when ye be swathed in flames!",
    "armorMystery201406Text": "Octopus Robe",
    "armorMystery201406Notes": "'tis flexible robe makes it possible fer its wearer to slip through even th' tiniest cracks. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "armorMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Suit",
    "armorMystery201407Notes": "Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" 'n \"frankly, kind 'o cumbersome\", 'tis suit be th' best bucko 'o any intrepid undersea explorer. July 2014 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorMystery201408Text": "Sun Robes",
    "armorMystery201408Notes": "These robes be woven wit' sunlight 'n gold. August 2014 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorMystery201409Text": "Strider Vest",
    "armorMystery201409Notes": "A leaf-covered vest that camouflages th' wearer. SeptembARrrrr 2014 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "armorMystery201410Text": "Goblin Gear",
    "armorMystery201410Notes": "Scaly, slimy, 'n strong! October 2014 Subscriber Outfit. Confers no benefit.",
    "headBase0Text": "No Helm",
    "headBase0Notes": "No headgear.",
    "headWarrior1Text": "Leather Helm",
    "headWarrior1Notes": "Cap 'o sturdy boiled hide. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior2Text": "Chain Coif",
    "headWarrior2Notes": "Hood 'o interlocked metal rin's. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior3Text": "Plate Helm",
    "headWarrior3Notes": "Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior4Text": "Red Helm",
    "headWarrior4Notes": "Set wit' rubies fer power, 'n glows when th' wearer be angered. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headWarrior5Text": "Golden Helm",
    "headWarrior5Notes": "Regal crown bound to shinin' armor. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headRogue1Text": "Leather Hood",
    "headRogue1Notes": "Basic protective cowl. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue2Text": "Black Leather Hood",
    "headRogue2Notes": "Useful fer both defense 'n disguise. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue3Text": "Camouflage Hood",
    "headRogue3Notes": "Rugged, but dont impede hearin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue4Text": "Penumbral Hood",
    "headRogue4Notes": "Grants perfect vision in darkness. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headRogue5Text": "Umbral Hood",
    "headRogue5Notes": "Conceals even thoughts from them who would probe them. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard1Text": "Magician Hat",
    "headWizard1Notes": "Simple, comfortable, 'n fashionable. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard2Text": "Cornuthaum",
    "headWizard2Notes": "Traditional headgear 'o th' itinerant wizard. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard3Text": "Astrologer Hat",
    "headWizard3Notes": "Adorned wit' th' rin's 'o Saturn. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard4Text": "Archmage Hat",
    "headWizard4Notes": "Focuses th' mind fer intensive spellcastin'. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headWizard5Text": "Royal Magus Hat",
    "headWizard5Notes": "Shows authority over fortune, the seven seas, 'n lesser mages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headHealer1Text": "Quartz Circlet",
    "headHealer1Notes": "Jeweled headpiece, fer focus on th' task at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer2Text": "Amethyst Circlet",
    "headHealer2Notes": "A taste 'o luxury fer a humble profession. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer3Text": "Sapphire Circlet",
    "headHealer3Notes": "Shines to let sufferers be knowin' their salvation be at hand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer4Text": "Emerald Diadem",
    "headHealer4Notes": "Emits an aura 'o life 'n growth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headHealer5Text": "Royal Diadem",
    "headHealer5Notes": "Fer kin', queen, or miracle-worker. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial0Text": "Shade Helm",
    "headSpecial0Notes": "Blood 'n ash, lava 'n obsidian gift 'tis helm its imagery 'n power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecial1Text": "Crystal Helm",
    "headSpecial1Notes": "Th' favored crown 'o them who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "headSpecial2Text": "Nameless Helm",
    "headSpecial2Notes": "A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' nothin' in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "headSpecialNyeText": "Absurd Parrrty Hat",
    "headSpecialNyeNotes": "Ye've received an Absurd parrrty Hat! Wear it wit' pride while rin'in' in th' New Year!",
    "headSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Helm",
    "headSpecialYetiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! An adorably fearsome hat. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
    "headSpecialSkiText": "Ski-sassin Helm",
    "headSpecialSkiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Keeps th' wearer's identity secret... 'n their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialCandycaneText": "Candy Cane Hat",
    "headSpecialCandycaneNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! 'tis be th' most delicious hat in th' seven seas. 'tis also known to appear 'n disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Crown",
    "headSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! th' wearer 'o 'tis crown be never cold. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueText": "Stealthy Kitty Mask",
    "headSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Nobody gunna EVER guess that ye be a sea monster burglar! Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Clover-steel Helmet",
    "headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Welded from sweet meadow clover, 'tis helmet can resist even th' mightiest blow. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringMageText": "Swiss Cheese Hat",
    "headSpecialSpringMageNotes": "'tis hat stores lots 'o powerful magic! give a go' not to nibble it. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerText": "Crown of Friendship",
    "headSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "'tis crown symbolizes loyalty 'n companionship. A sea monster be an adventurer's best bucko, after all! Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Only th' most productive 'o band 'o pirates can wear 'tis fine hat. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Swashbuckler Bandana",
    "headSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "'tis soft, salty cloth fills its wearer wit' strength. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerMageText": "Kelp-Wrapped Hat",
    "headSpecialSummerMageNotes": "What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Crown",
    "headSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "Enables its wearer to heal damaged reefs. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallRogueText": "Bloodred Hood",
    "headSpecialFallRogueNotes": "A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorText": "Monster Scalp of Science",
    "headSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Graft on 'tis helm! 'tis only SLIGHTLY used. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallMageText": "Pointy Hat",
    "headSpecialFallMageNotes": "Magic be woven into every thread 'o 'tis hat. Adds <%= per %> points to Perception. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialFallHealerText": "Head Bandages",
    "headSpecialFallHealerNotes": "Highly sanitary 'n extra fashionable. Adds <%= int %> points to Intelligence. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "headSpecialGaymerxText": "Rainbow Warrior Helm",
    "headSpecialGaymerxNotes": "(Confers no benefit) In celebration 'o pride season 'n GaymerX, 'tis special helmet be decorated wit' a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX be a game convention celebratin' LGBTQ 'n gamin' 'n be open to everyone. It takes place at th' InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13!",
    "headMystery201402Text": "Winged Helm",
    "headMystery201402Notes": "'tis win'ed circlet imbues th' wearer wit' th' speed 'o th' wind!",
    "headMystery201405Text": "Flame of Mind",
    "headMystery201405Notes": "Burn away th' procrastination!",
    "headMystery201406Text": "Crown of Tentacles",
    "headMystery201406Notes": "Th' tentacles 'o 'tis helm gather up magical energy from th' rum. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
    "headMystery201407Text": "Undersea Explorer Helm",
    "headMystery201407Notes": "'tis helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort 'o makes ye look like a googly-eyed fish, too. extra retro! July 2014 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "headMystery201408Text": "Sun Crown",
    "headMystery201408Notes": "'tis blazin' crown gives its wearer great strength 'o gunna. August 2014 Subscriber Item. Confers no benefit.",
    "shieldBase0Text": "No Off-Hand Equipment",
    "shieldBase0Notes": "No shield or second weapon.",
    "shieldWarrior1Text": "Wooden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior1Notes": "Round shield 'o thick wood. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior2Text": "Buckler",
    "shieldWarrior2Notes": "Light 'n sturdy, quick to brin' to th' defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior3Text": "Reinforced Shield",
    "shieldWarrior3Notes": "Made 'o wood but bolstered wit' metal bands. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior4Text": "Red Shield",
    "shieldWarrior4Notes": "Rebukes blows wit' a burst 'o flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldWarrior5Text": "Golden Shield",
    "shieldWarrior5Notes": "Shinin' badge 'o th' vanguard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer1Text": "Medic Buckler",
    "shieldHealer1Notes": "Easy to disengage, freein' a hand fer bandagin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer2Text": "Kite Shield",
    "shieldHealer2Notes": "Tapered shield wit' th' symbol 'o healin'. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer3Text": "Protector Shield",
    "shieldHealer3Notes": "Traditional shield 'o defender knights. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer4Text": "Savior Shield",
    "shieldHealer4Notes": "Stops blows aimed at broadside innocents as well as them aimed at ye. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldHealer5Text": "Royal Shield",
    "shieldHealer5Notes": "Bestowed upon them most dedicated to th' kin'dom's defense. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecial0Text": "Tormented Skull",
    "shieldSpecial0Notes": "Sees beyond th' veil 'o Davy Jones', 'n displays what it finds thar fer enemies to fear. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
    "shieldSpecial1Text": "Crystal Shield",
    "shieldSpecial1Notes": "Shatters arrows 'n deflects th' words 'o naysayers. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightText": "Mustaine's Milestone Mashing Morning Star",
    "shieldSpecialGoldenknightNotes": "Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
    "shieldSpecialYetiText": "Yeti-Tamer Shield",
    "shieldSpecialYetiNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! 'tis shield reflects light from th' snow. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeText": "Snowflake Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes": "Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Every shield be unique. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueText": "Hook Claws",
    "shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes": "Great fer scalin' tall buildin's, 'n also fer shreddin' carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText": "Egg Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "'tis shield never cracks, no matter how harrrd ye hit it! Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerText": "Squeaky Ball of Ultimate Protection",
    "shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, drivin' enemies away. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueText": "Pirate Cutlass",
    "shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes": "Avast! ye'll make them Dailies swim th' plank! Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorText": "Driftwood Shield",
    "shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "'tis shield, made from th' wood 'o wrecked ships, can deter even th' stormiest Dailies. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerText": "Shield of the Shallows",
    "shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes": "No one gunna dare to attack th' coral reef when faced wit' 'tis shiny shield! Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueText": "Silver Stake",
    "shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes": "Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Adds <%= str %> points to Strength. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorText": "Potent Potion o' Science",
    "shieldSpecialFallWarriorNotes": "Spills mysteriously on lab coats. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerText": "Jeweled Shield",
    "shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes": "'tis glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Adds <%= con %> points to Constitution. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
    "backBase0Text": "No Back Accessory",
    "backBase0Notes": "No Back Accessory.",
    "backMystery201402Text": "Golden Wings",
    "backMystery201402Notes": "These shinin' win's have feathers that glitter in th' sun!",
    "backMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Wings",
    "backMystery201404Notes": "Be a butterfly 'n flutter by!",
    "backMystery201410Text": "Goblin Wings",
    "backMystery201410Notes": "Swoop through th' nightfall on these strong wings. October 2014 Subscriber Outfit.",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconRedNotes": "Swishes wit' strength 'n beauty. Special edition convention armor.",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Cape",
    "backSpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Spun 'o shadows 'n whispers. Special edition convention armor.",
    "bodyBase0Text": "No Body Accessory",
    "bodyBase0Notes": "No Body Accessory.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedText": "Ruby Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "An comely ruby collar! Special edition convention armor.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldText": "Golden Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconGoldNotes": "An comely gold collar! Special edition convention armor.",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Ebony Collar",
    "bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "An comely ebony collar! Special edition convention armor.",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageText": "Shining Capelet",
    "bodySpecialSummerMageNotes": "Neither salt rum nor fresh water can tarnish 'tis metallic capelet. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerText": "Coral Collar",
    "bodySpecialSummerHealerNotes": "A stylish collar 'o live coral! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headAccessoryBase0Text": "No Head Accessory",
    "headAccessoryBase0Notes": "No Head Accessory.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueText": "Purple Cat Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes": "These feline ears twitch to detect incomin' threats. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorText": "Green Bunny Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes": "Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch 'o a carrot. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageText": "Blue Mouse Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringMageNotes": "These round mouse ears be silky-soft. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Sprin' Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerText": "Yellow Dog Ears",
    "headAccessorySpecialSpringHealerNotes": "Floppy but cute. Wanna play? Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSummerRogueText": "Roguish Eyepatch",
    "headAccessorySpecialSummerRogueNotes": "It dont take a son of a biscuit to spy wit' ye eye how stylish 'tis be! Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialSummerWarriorText": "Dashing Eyepatch",
    "headAccessorySpecialSummerWarriorNotes": "It dont take a rapscallion to spy wit' ye eye how stylish 'tis be! Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
    "headAccessorySpecialWonderconRedText": "Mighty Mask",
    "headAccessorySpecialWonderconRedNotes": "What a powerful face accessory! Special edition convention armor.",
    "headAccessorySpecialWonderconBlackText": "Sneaky Mask",
    "headAccessorySpecialWonderconBlackNotes": "Ye motives be definitely legitimate. Special edition convention armor.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Text": "Forest Walker Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201403Notes": "These antlers shimmer wit' moss 'n lichen.",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Text": "Twilight Butterfly Antennae",
    "headAccessoryMystery201404Notes": "These antennae help th' wearer sense dangerous distractions!",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Text": "Autumn Antlers",
    "headAccessoryMystery201409Notes": "These powerful antlers change colors wit' th' leaves."
}