"weaponSpecial3Notes":"Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases STR, INT, and CON by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalText":"Critical Hammer of Bug-Crushing",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"This champion slew a critical Github foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases STR and PER by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialYetiText":"Yeti-Tamer Spear",
"weaponSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This spear allows its user to command any yeti. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkiText":"Ski-sassin Pole",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneText":"Candy Cane Staff",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases INT by <%= int %> and PER by <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialSnowflakeText":"Snowflake Wand",
"weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This wand sparkles with unlimited healing power. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueText":"Hook Claws",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText":"Carrot Sword",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Adds <%= int %> points to INT and <%= per %> points to PER. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringHealerText":"Lovely Bone",
"weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"FETCH! Adds <%= int %> points to INT. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorBase0Text":"Plain Clothing",
"armorBase0Notes":"Ordinary clothing. Confers no benefit.",
"armorWarrior1Text":"Leather Armor",
"armorWarrior1Notes":"Jerkin of sturdy boiled hide. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorWarrior2Text":"Ringbrynja",
"armorWarrior2Notes":"Armor of interlocked metal rings. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorWarrior3Text":"Plate Armor",
"armorWarrior3Notes":"Suit of all-encasing steel, the pride of knights. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorWarrior4Text":"Red Armor",
"armorWarrior4Notes":"Heavy plate glowing with defensive enchantments. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorWarrior5Text":"Golden Armor",
"armorWarrior5Notes":"Looks ceremonial, but no known blade can pierce it. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorRogue1Text":"Oiled Leather",
"armorRogue1Notes":"Leather armor treated to reduce noise. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorRogue2Text":"Black Leather",
"armorRogue2Notes":"Colored with dark dye to blend into shadows. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorRogue3Text":"Camouflage Vest",
"armorRogue3Notes":"Equally discreet in dungeon or wilderness. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorRogue4Text":"Penumbral Armor",
"armorRogue4Notes":"Wraps the wearer in a veil of twilight. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorRogue5Text":"Umbral Armor",
"armorRogue5Notes":"Allows stealth in the open in broad daylight. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorWizard1Text":"Magician Robe",
"armorWizard1Notes":"Hedge-mage's outfit. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorWizard2Text":"Wizard Robe",
"armorWizard2Notes":"Clothes for a wandering wonder-worker. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorWizard3Text":"Robe of Mysteries",
"armorWizard3Notes":"Denotes initiation into elite secrets. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorWizard4Text":"Archmage Robe",
"armorWizard4Notes":"Spirits and elementals bow before it. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorWizard5Text":"Royal Magus Robe",
"armorWizard5Notes":"Symbol of the power behind the throne. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorHealer1Text":"Acolyte Robe",
"armorHealer1Notes":"Garment showing humility and purpose. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorHealer2Text":"Medic Robe",
"armorHealer2Notes":"Worn by those dedicated to tending the wounded in battle. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorHealer3Text":"Defender Mantle",
"armorHealer3Notes":"Turns the healer's own magics inward to fend off harm. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorHealer4Text":"Physician Mantle",
"armorHealer4Notes":"Projects authority and dissipates curses. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorHealer5Text":"Royal Mantle",
"armorHealer5Notes":"Attire of those who have saved the lives of kings. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecial0Text":"Shade Armor",
"armorSpecial0Notes":"Screams when struck, for it feels pain in its wearer's place. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecial1Text":"Crystal Armor",
"armorSpecial1Notes":"Its tireless power inures the wearer to mundane discomfort. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"armorSpecial2Text":"Jean Chalard's Noble Tunic",
"armorSpecial2Notes":"Makes you extra fluffy! Increases CON and INT by <%= attrs %> each.",
"armorSpecialYetiText":"Yeti-Tamer Robe",
"armorSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Fuzzy and fierce. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialSkiText":"Ski-sassin Parka",
"armorSpecialSkiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Full of secret daggers and ski trail maps. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialCandycaneText":"Candy Cane Robe",
"armorSpecialCandycaneNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Spun from sugar and silk. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowflakeText":"Snowflake Robe",
"armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A robe to keep you warm, even in a blizzard. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialBirthdayText":"Absurd Party Robes",
"armorSpecialBirthdayNotes":"As part of the festivities, Absurd Party Robes are available free of charge in the Item Store! Swath yourself in those silly garbs and don your matching hats to celebrate this momentous day.",
"armorSpecialSpringRogueText":"Sleek Cat Suit",
"armorSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Impeccably groomed. Adds <%= per %> points to PER. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorMystery201402Text":"Messenger Robes",
"armorMystery201402Notes":"Shimmering and strong, these robes have many pockets to carry letters.",
"armorMystery201403Text":"Forest Walker Armor",
"armorMystery201403Notes":"This mossy armor of woven wood bends with the movement of the wearer.",
"headBase0Text":"No Helm",
"headBase0Notes":"No headgear.",
"headWarrior1Text":"Leather Helm",
"headWarrior1Notes":"Cap of sturdy boiled hide. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior2Text":"Chain Coif",
"headWarrior2Notes":"Hood of interlocked metal rings. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior3Text":"Plate Helm",
"headWarrior3Notes":"Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior4Text":"Red Helm",
"headWarrior4Notes":"Set with rubies for power, and glows when the wearer is angered. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior5Text":"Golden Helm",
"headWarrior5Notes":"Regal crown bound to shining armor. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headRogue1Text":"Leather Hood",
"headRogue1Notes":"Basic protective cowl. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue2Text":"Black Leather Hood",
"headRogue2Notes":"Useful for both defense and disguise. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue3Text":"Camouflage Hood",
"headRogue3Notes":"Rugged, but doesn't impede hearing. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headRogue4Text":"Penumbral Hood",
"headRogue4Notes":"Ger perfect syn i mörker. Ökar PER me <%= per %>.",
"headRogue5Text":"Umbral Hood",
"headRogue5Notes":"Conceals even thoughts from those who would probe them. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard1Text":"Magician Hat",
"headWizard1Notes":"Simple, comfortable, and fashionable. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard2Text":"Cornuthaum",
"headWizard2Notes":"Traditional headgear of the itinerant wizard. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard3Text":"Astrologer Hat",
"headWizard3Notes":"Adorned with the rings of Saturn. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard4Text":"Archmage Hat",
"headWizard4Notes":"Focuses the mind for intensive spellcasting. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard5Text":"Royal Magus Hat",
"headWizard5Notes":"Shows authority over fortune, weather, and lesser mages. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headHealer1Text":"Quartz Circlet",
"headHealer1Notes":"Jeweled headpiece, for focus on the task at hand. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer2Text":"Amethyst Circlet",
"headHealer2Notes":"A taste of luxury for a humble profession. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer3Text":"Sapphire Circlet",
"headHealer3Notes":"Shines to let sufferers know their salvation is at hand. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer4Text":"Emerald Diadem",
"headHealer4Notes":"Emits an aura of life and growth. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer5Text":"Royal Diadem",
"headHealer5Notes":"For king, queen, or miracle-worker. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial0Text":"Shade Helm",
"headSpecial0Notes":"Blood and ash, lava and obsidian give this helm its imagery and power. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial1Text":"Crystal Helm",
"headSpecial1Notes":"The favored crown of those who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"headSpecial2Text":"Nameless Helm",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to those who gave of themselves while asking nothing in return. Increases INT and STR by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialNyeText":"Absurd Party Hat",
"headSpecialNyeNotes":"You've received an Absurd Party Hat! Wear it with pride while ringing in the New Year!",
"headSpecialYetiText":"Yeti-Tamer Helm",
"headSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! An adorably fearsome hat. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialSkiText":"Ski-sassin Helm",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialCandycaneText":"Candy Cane Hat",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSnowflakeText":"Snowflake Crown",
"headSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! The wearer of this crown is never cold. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageText":"Swiss Cheese Hat",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Adds <%= per %> points to PER. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerText":"Crown of Friendship",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Adds <%= int %> points to INT. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headMystery201402Text":"Winged Helm",
"headMystery201402Notes":"This winged circlet imbues the wearer with the speed of the wind!",
"shieldBase0Text":"No Off-Hand Equipment",
"shieldBase0Notes":"No shield or second weapon.",
"shieldWarrior1Text":"Wooden Shield",
"shieldWarrior1Notes":"Round shield of thick wood. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldWarrior2Text":"Buckler",
"shieldWarrior2Notes":"Light and sturdy, quick to bring to the defense. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldWarrior3Text":"Förstärkt Sköld",
"shieldWarrior3Notes":"Made of wood but bolstered with metal bands. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldWarrior4Text":"Röd Sköld",
"shieldWarrior4Notes":"Rebukes blows with a burst of flame. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldWarrior5Text":"Guldig Sköld",
"shieldWarrior5Notes":"Shining badge of the vanguard. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldHealer1Text":"Medic Buckler",
"shieldHealer1Notes":"Easy to disengage, freeing a hand for bandaging. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldHealer2Text":"Kite Shield",
"shieldHealer2Notes":"Tapered shield with the symbol of healing. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldHealer3Text":"Protector Shield",
"shieldHealer3Notes":"Traditional shield of defender knights. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldHealer4Text":"Savior Shield",
"shieldHealer4Notes":"Stops blows aimed at nearby innocents as well as those aimed at you. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldHealer5Text":"Kunglig Sköld",
"shieldHealer5Notes":"Tilldelad endast de som är mest dedikerade till kungarikets försvar. Ökar CON med <%= con%>.",
"shieldSpecial0Text":"Plågad Skalle",
"shieldSpecial0Notes":"Sees beyond the veil of death, and displays what it finds there for enemies to fear. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"shieldSpecial1Text":"Crystal Shield",
"shieldSpecial1Notes":"Shatters arrows and deflects the words of naysayers. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"shieldSpecialYetiText":"Yeti-Tamer Shield",
"shieldSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This shield reflects light from the snow. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldSpecialSnowflakeText":"Snowflake Shield",
"shieldSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Every shield is unique. Increases CON by <%= con %>.",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueText":"Hook Claws",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText":"Egg Shield",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerText":"Squeaky Ball of Ultimate Protection",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"backBase0Text":"No Helm",
"backBase0Notes":"No headgear.",
"backMystery201402Text":"Golden Wings",
"backMystery201402Notes":"These shining wings have feathers that glitter in the sun!",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes":"These feline ears twitch to detect incoming threats. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
