diff --git a/database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js b/database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js
index 7da478bfe8..c5fe8709b9 100644
--- a/database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js
+++ b/database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js
@@ -1,77 +1,201 @@
-var itemsOfInterest = [
-    'headAccessory_special_wondercon_red',
-    'headAccessory_special_wondercon_black',
-    'back_special_wondercon_black',
-    'back_special_wondercon_red',
-    'body_special_wondercon_red',
-    'body_special_wondercon_black',
-    'body_special_wondercon_gold'
-];
+var authorName = 'Alys'; // in case script author needs to know when their ...
+var authorUuid = 'd904bd62-da08-416b-a816-ba797c9ee265'; //... own data is done
 
-var itemsFound = {};  // each key is one item from itemsOfInterest, and
-        // the value for that key is the number of users who own it
-        // ('owned' values of both true and false are counted to
-        // include items lost on death)
+/**
+ * database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js
+ * https://github.com/HabitRPG/habitrpg/pull/3884
+ */
 
-db.users.find().forEach(function(user) {
-    var owned = user.items.gear.owned;
-    for (var i=0, ic=itemsOfInterest.length; i<ic; i++) {
-        var itemKey = itemsOfInterest[i];
-        if (itemKey in owned) {
-            itemsFound[itemKey] = (itemsFound[itemKey] || 0) + 1;
-            // print(user.auth.local.username + ":  " + itemKey); // good for testing, bad for privacy
-        }
+var thingsOfInterest = {
+    'Unconventional Armor ownership': {
+        'data_path': 'items.gear.owned',
+        'identifyOwnershipWith': 'exists',
+        'items': [
+            'headAccessory_special_wondercon_red',
+            'headAccessory_special_wondercon_black',
+            'back_special_wondercon_black',
+            'back_special_wondercon_red',
+            'body_special_wondercon_red',
+            'body_special_wondercon_black',
+            'body_special_wondercon_gold'
+        ],
+    },
+    'Spooky Skins purchases': {
+        'data_path': 'purchased.skin',
+        'identifyOwnershipWith': 'true',
+        'items': [
+            'monster',
+            'pumpkin',
+            'skeleton',
+            'zombie',
+            'ghost',
+            'shadow'
+        ]
     }
+};
+
+var mongo = require('mongoskin');
+var _ = require('lodash');
+
+////////////////    UNCOMMENT ONE OF THESE mongo.db LINES:    ////////////////
+// var dbUsers = mongo.db('lefnire:mAdn3s5s@charlotte.mongohq.com:10015/habitrpg_large?auto_reconnect').collection('users');   // @lefnire production?
+// var dbUsers = mongo.db('localhost:27017/habitrpg_old?auto_reconnect').collection('users');   // @lefnire habitrpg_old
+// var dbUsers = mongo.db('localhost:27017/habitrpg?auto_reconnect').collection('users');   // for local testing by script author (e.g., vagrant install)
+if (typeof dbUsers == 'undefined') { exiting(1, 'Uncomment one of the "var dbUsers" lines!'); }
+
+var thingsFound = {};  // each key is one "thing" from thingsOfInterest,
+        // and the value for that key is the number of users who own it
+        // (for items, 'owned' values of both true and false are counted
+        // to include items lost on death)
+
+var query  = {}; // Not worth limiting search data with query and fields since
+var fields = {}; // this will be run over a local copy of the database?
+
+console.warn('Finding data...');
+var progressCount = 1000;
+var count = 0;
+dbUsers.findEach(query, fields, {batchSize:250}, function(err, user) {
+    if (err) { return exiting(1, 'ERROR! ' + err); }
+    if (!user) {
+        console.warn('All users found.');
+        return displayData();
+    }
+    count++;
+
+    _.each(thingsOfInterest,function(obj,label){
+        var data_path = obj['data_path'];
+        var items = obj['items'];
+        var identifyOwnershipWith = obj['identifyOwnershipWith'];
+        var userOwns = path(user, data_path);
+
+        _.each(items,function(item){
+            if ( (identifyOwnershipWith == 'exists' && item in userOwns) ||
+                 (identifyOwnershipWith == 'true'   && userOwns[item])
+               ) {
+                if (! thingsFound[label]) { thingsFound[label] = {}; }
+                thingsFound[label][item] = (thingsFound[label][item] || 0) + 1;
+                // console.warn(user.auth.local.username + ":  " + label + ":  " + item); // good for testing, bad for privacy
+            }
+        });
+    });
+
+    if (count%progressCount == 0) console.warn(count + ' ' + user._id);
+    if (user._id == authorUuid) console.warn(authorName + ' processed');
+    if (user._id == '9'       ) console.warn('lefnire'  + ' processed');
 });
 
 
+function displayData() {
+    var today = yyyymmdd(new Date());
+    var csvReport  = '';
+    var textReport = today + '\n';
+
+    _.each(thingsFound,function(obj,label){
+        csvReport  += '\n"' + label + '"' + '\n';
+        textReport += '\n'  + label +      ':\n';
+        var csvHeader = '"date"'; // heading row in CSV data
+        var csvData   = '"' + today + '"'; // data row in CSV data
+
+        var sortedKeys = _.sortBy(_.keys(obj), function(key){ return key; });
+        _.each(sortedKeys,function(key){
+            var value = obj[key];
+            csvHeader += ',"' + key + '"';
+            csvData += ',"' + (value || 0) + '"';
+            textReport += '\t' + key + ': ' + value + '\n';
+        });
+        csvReport += csvHeader + '\n' + csvData + '\n';
+    });
+
+    console.log('\nCSV DATA:\n'      + csvReport  + '\n\n' +
+                'READABLE DATA:\n\n' + textReport + '\n\n');
+
+    console.warn(count + ' users searched (should be >400k)\n');
+    // NB: "should be" assumes that no query filter was applied to findEach
+
+    return exiting(0);
+}
+
+
+function path(obj, path, def) {
+/**
+ * Retrieve nested item from object/array
+ * @param {Object|Array} obj
+ * @param {String} path dot separated
+ * @param {*} def default value ( if result undefined )
+ * @returns {*}
+ * http://stackoverflow.com/a/16190716
+ * Usage: console.log(path(someObject, pathname));
+ */
+    for(var i = 0,path = path.split('.'),len = path.length; i < len; i++){
+        if(!obj || typeof obj !== 'object') return def;
+        obj = obj[path[i]];
+    }
+    if(obj === 'undefined') return def;
+    return obj;
+}
+
+
 function yyyymmdd(date) {
     var yyyy =  date.getFullYear().toString();
     var mm   = (date.getMonth()+1).toString();
     var dd   =  date.getDate().toString();
     return yyyy + "-" + (mm[1]?mm:"0"+mm[0]) + "-" + (dd[1]?dd:"0"+dd[0]);
 }
-var today = yyyymmdd(new Date());
 
-var header = '"date"'; // heading row in CSV data
-var data   = '"' + today + '"'; // data row in CSV data
-for (var i=0, ic=itemsOfInterest.length; i<ic; i++) {
-    var itemKey = itemsOfInterest[i];
-    header += ',"' + itemKey + '"';
-    data += ',"' + (itemsFound[itemKey] || 0) + '"';
+
+function exiting(code, msg) {
+    code = code || 0; // 0 = success
+    if (code && !msg) { msg = 'ERROR!'; }
+    if (msg) {
+        if (code) { console.error(msg); }
+        else      { console.log(  msg); }
+    }
+    process.exit(code);
 }
 
-print("\nCSV DATA:\n");
-print(header);
-print(data);
-print("\nREADABLE DATA:\n");
-print(today);
-print(JSON.stringify(itemsFound, null, "  "));
-print("\n");
 
+/*  SAMPLE OUTPUT (STDOUT and STDERR):
+$ node database_reports/count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js 
 
-/*  SAMPLE OUTPUT:
-> load("count_users_who_own_specified_gear.js")
+Finding data...
+Alys processed
+lefnire processed
+All users found.
 
 CSV DATA:
 
-"date","headAccessory_special_wondercon_red","headAccessory_special_wondercon_black","back_special_wondercon_black","back_special_wondercon_red","body_special_wondercon_red","body_special_wondercon_black","body_special_wondercon_gold"
-"2014-08-17","5","4","3","3","3","3","3"
+"Unconventional Armor ownership"
+"date","back_special_wondercon_black","back_special_wondercon_red","body_special_wondercon_black","body_special_wondercon_gold","body_special_wondercon_red","headAccessory_special_wondercon_black","headAccessory_special_wondercon_red"
+"2014-09-01","7","7","7","7","7","7","9"
+
+"Spooky Skins purchases"
+"date","ghost","monster","pumpkin","shadow","skeleton","zombie"
+"2014-09-01","2","3","3","6","4","3"
+
 
 READABLE DATA:
 
-2014-08-17
-{
-  "headAccessory_special_wondercon_red": 5,
-  "headAccessory_special_wondercon_black": 4,
-  "back_special_wondercon_black": 3,
-  "back_special_wondercon_red": 3,
-  "body_special_wondercon_red": 3,
-  "body_special_wondercon_black": 3,
-  "body_special_wondercon_gold": 3
-}
+2014-09-01
+
+Unconventional Armor ownership:
+    back_special_wondercon_black: 7
+    back_special_wondercon_red: 7
+    body_special_wondercon_black: 7
+    body_special_wondercon_gold: 7
+    body_special_wondercon_red: 7
+    headAccessory_special_wondercon_black: 7
+    headAccessory_special_wondercon_red: 9
+
+Spooky Skins purchases:
+    ghost: 2
+    monster: 3
+    pumpkin: 3
+    shadow: 6
+    skeleton: 4
+    zombie: 3
 
 
-true
-> 
+
+400100 users searched (should be >400k)
+
 */