diff --git a/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade b/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
index 0be4d10dcc..b92433d268 100644
--- a/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
+++ b/views/shared/profiles/achievements.jade
@@ -15,8 +15,9 @@
   div(ng-if='profile.backer.npc')
     .achievement.achievement-helm
     h5
-      span.label.label-npc {{profile.backer.npc}} NPC
-    small Backed the Kickstarter project at the maximum level!
+      span.label.label-npc {{profile.backer.npc}} 
+      =env.t('npc')
+    small=env.t('npcText')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.contributor.level || user._id == profile._id')
@@ -24,70 +25,78 @@
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.contributor.level}')
       h5
         span.label(ng-if='profile.contributor.level', class='label-contributor-{{profile.contributor.level}}') {{contribText(profile.contributor, profile.backer)}}
-        span.label(ng-if='!profile.contributor.level') Contributor
-      small.
-        Has contributed to HabitRPG (code, design, pixel art, legal advice, docs, etc). Want this badge? <a href='http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Contributing_to_HabitRPG' target='_blank'>Read more</a>.
+        span.label(ng-if='!profile.contributor.level')=env.t('contribName')
+      small=env.t('contribText')
+        a(href='http://habitrpg.wikia.com/wiki/Contributing_to_HabitRPG', target='_blank')=env.t('readMore') 
+        | .
     hr
   
   div(ng-if='profile.backer.tier')
     .achievement.achievement-heart
-    h5 Kickstarter Backer - ${{profile.backer.tier}} Tier
-    small Backed the Kickstarter Project
+    h5=env.t('kickstartName1') 
+    ${{profile.backer.tier}}
+    =env.t('kickstartName2')
+    small=env.t('kickstarterText')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.streak || user._id == profile._id')
     .achievement.achievement-thermometer(ng-show='profile.achievements.streak')
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.streak}')
-      h5 {{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }} Streak Achievement(s)
-      small Has performed {{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }} 21-day streaks on Dailies
+      h5 {{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}
+        =env.t('streakName')
+      small=env.t('streakText1')
+        {{profile.achievements.streak || 0 }}
+        =env.t('streakText2')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.ultimateGear || user._id == profile._id')
     .achievement.achievement-armor(ng-show='profile.achievements.ultimateGear')
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.ultimateGear}')
-      h5 Ultimate Gear
-      small Has upgraded to the maximum weapon and armor set
+      h5=env.t('ultimateGearName')
+      small=env.t('ultimateGearText')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.beastMaster || user._id == profile._id')
     .achievement.achievement-rat(ng-show='profile.achievements.beastMaster')
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.beastMaster}')
-      h5 Beast Master
-      small Has found all 90 pets (insanely difficult, give this user props!)
+      h5=env.t('beastMastName')
+      small=env.t('beastMastText')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths')
     .achievement.achievement-sun
-    h5(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths == 1') Began a New Adventure
-    h5(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths > 1') Began {{profile.achievements.rebirths}} New Adventures
-    small.
-      Used an Orb of Rebirth to start over after attaining Level {{profile.achievements.rebirthLevel}}.
+    h5(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths == 1')=env.t('rebirthBegan')
+    h5(ng-if='profile.achievements.rebirths > 1')=env.t('rebirthText1')
+      {{profile.achievements.rebirths}}
+      =env.t('rebirthText2')
+    small=env.t('rebirthOrb')
+      {{profile.achievements.rebirthLevel}}.
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.helpedHabit')
     .achievement.achievement-tree
-    h5 Helped Habit Grow
-    small.
-      Helped HabitRPG grow by filling out <a href='http://community.habitrpg.com/node/290' target='_blank'>this survey.</a>
+    h5=env.t('helpedHabit')
+    small=env.t('helpedText1')
+      a(href='http://community.habitrpg.com/node/290', target='_blank')=env.t('helpedText2')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.originalUser || profile.achievements.veteran')
     .achievement.achievement-cake
     div(ng-if='profile.achievements.veteran')
-      h5 Veteran
-      small
-        | Has weathered Habit The Grey (our pre Angular website), and has gained many battle-scars from its bugs.
+      h5=env.t('veteran')
+      small=env.t('veteranText')
     div(ng-if='profile.achievements.originalUser')
-      h5 Original User!
-      small
-        | One of the <em>very</em> original early adopters, Talk about alpha tester!
+      h5=env.t('originalUser')
+      small=env.t('originaUserText1')
+        em=env.t('originaUserText2')
+        =env.t('originaUserText3')
     hr
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.challenges || user._id == profile._id')
     // This is a very strange icon to use. revisit
     .achievement.achievement-karaoke(ng-show='profile.achievements.challenges')
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.challenges}')
-      h5 Was the winner in the following challenges
+      h5=env.t('challengeWinner')
       table.table.table-striped
         tr(ng-repeat='chal in profile.achievements.challenges')
           td {{chal}}
@@ -96,7 +105,7 @@
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.quests || user._id == profile._id')
     .achievement.achievement-alien(ng-show='profile.achievements.quests')
     div(ng-class='{muted: !profile.achievements.quests}')
-      h5 Completed the following quests
+      h5=env.t('completedQuests')
       table.table.table-striped
         tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in profile.achievements.quests')
           td {{Content.quests[k].text}}
@@ -105,6 +114,8 @@
 
   div(ng-if='profile.achievements.snowball')
     .achievement.achievement-snowball
-    h5 Annoying Friends
-    small Got snowballed {{profile.achievements.snowball}} times by party members.
+    h5=env.t('annoyingFriends')
+    small=env.t('annoyingFriends1')
+      {{profile.achievements.snowball}}
+      =env.t('annoyingFriends2')
     hr
diff --git a/views/shared/profiles/stats.jade b/views/shared/profiles/stats.jade
index b64ebfbdcc..81adab20c5 100644
--- a/views/shared/profiles/stats.jade
+++ b/views/shared/profiles/stats.jade
@@ -1,75 +1,81 @@
-h4 Stats
+h4.stats-equipment=env.t('equipment')
 table.table.table-striped
-  tr
-    td
-      strong Health
-      | : {{profile.stats.hp | number:0}} / 50
-  tr
-    td
-      strong Gold
-      | : {{profile.stats.gp | number:0}}
-  tr
-    td
-      strong Level
-      | : {{profile.stats.lvl}}
-  tr
-    td
-      strong Experience
-      | : {{profile.stats.exp | number:0}} / {{Shared.tnl(profile.stats.lvl)}}
-
-h4.stats-equipment(ng-show='user.flags.itemsEnabled') Equipment
-table.table.table-striped(ng-show='user.flags.itemsEnabled')
-  // FIXME this isn't refreshing properly. On first party modal, correct. Second party modal click gives the previous gear. It's always one behind.
-  tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in profile.items.gear.equipped', ng-init='piece=Content.gear.flat[v]', ng-show='piece')
+  tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in user.items.gear.equipped', ng-init='piece=Content.gear.flat[v]', ng-show='piece')
     td
       strong {{piece.text}}:&nbsp;
       span(ng-repeat='stat in ["str","con","per","int"]', ng-show='piece[stat]') {{piece[stat]}} {{stat.toUpperCase()}}&nbsp;
 
-h4 Attributes
+h4=env.t('stats')
 table.table.table-striped
-  tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in {str:"Strength (STR)",int:"Intelligence (INT)",con:"Constitution (CON)",per:"Perception (PER)"}')
+  tr
+    td
+      strong=env.t('health')
+      | : {{profile.stats.hp | number:0}} / 50
+  tr
+    td
+      strong=env.t('gold')
+      | : {{profile.stats.gp | number:0}}
+  tr
+    td
+      strong=env.t('level')
+      | : {{profile.stats.lvl}}
+  tr
+    td
+      strong=env.t('experience')
+      | : {{profile.stats.exp | number:0}} / {{Shared.tnl(profile.stats.lvl)}}
+
+h4=env.t('attributes')
+table.table.table-striped
+  tr(ng-repeat='(k,v) in {str:"Strength",int:"Intelligence",con:"Constitution",per:"Perception"}')
     td
-      i.icon-question-sign(ng-show='k=="str"', popover-title='Strength', popover-placement='right', popover='Strength reduces task threat (redness), increases the Gold and Experience boost from random "critical hits," and helps deal damage to boss monsters.', popover-trigger='mouseenter', style='margin-right:3px')
-      i.icon-question-sign(ng-show='k=="con"', popover-title='Constitution', popover-placement='right', popover='Constitution reduces the damage you take, whether from negative Habits, missed Dailies, or the attacks of boss monsters.', popover-trigger='mouseenter', style='margin-right:3px')
-      i.icon-question-sign(ng-show='k=="per"', popover-title='Perception', popover-placement='right', popover='Perception increases how much Gold you earn, and starting at level 4, increases the chance of finding items when scoring tasks.', popover-trigger='mouseenter', style='margin-right:3px')
-      i.icon-question-sign(ng-show='k=="int"', popover-title='Intelligence', popover-placement='right', popover='Intelligence increases how much Experience you earn, and once you\'ve unlocked Classes, determines your maximum Mana available for class abilities.', popover-trigger='mouseenter', style='margin-right:3px')
       strong {{v}}: {{profile._statsComputed[k]}}
     td
       ul(style='list-style-type:none')
         li
-          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Level Bonus', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover="Each attribute gets a bonus equal to half of (your Level minus 1).")
-          |  Level: {{(profile.stats.lvl - 1) / 2}}&nbsp;
-        li(ng-show='user.flags.itemsEnabled')
-          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Equipment', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover="Attribute bonuses provided by your equipped battle gear. See the Equipment tab under Inventory to select your battle gear.")
-          |  Equipment: {{Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.weapon][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.armor][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.head][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.shield][k] || 0}}&nbsp;
-        li(ng-show='user.flags.itemsEnabled')
-          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Class Equipment Bonus', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover="Your class (Warrior, if you haven't unlocked or selected another class) uses its own equipment more effectively than gear from other classes. Equipped gear from your current class gets a 50% boost to the attribute bonus it grants.")
-          |  Class Equip Bonus: {{profile._statsComputed[k] - profile.stats.buffs[k] - ((profile.stats.lvl - 1) / 2) - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.weapon][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.armor][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.head][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.shield][k] - profile.stats[k]}}&nbsp;
-        li(ng-show='user.flags.classSelected && !user.preferences.disableClasses')
-          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Allocated Points', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover="Attribute points you've earned and assigned. Assign points using the Character Build column.")
-          |  Allocated: {{profile.stats[k] || 0}}&nbsp;
+          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('levelBonus'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover=env.t('levelBonusText'))
+          | 
+          =env.t('level')
+            |: {{(profile.stats.lvl - 1) / 2}}&nbsp;
         li
-          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Buffs', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover="Attribute bonuses provided by abilities you or your party members have used. Starting at level 11, the abilities you can use are found in the Rewards column on your Tasks page.")
-          |  Buffs: {{profile.stats.buffs[k] || 0}}&nbsp;
+          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('equipment'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover=env.t('equipmentBonusText'))
+          | 
+          =env.t('equipment')
+            |: {{Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.weapon][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.armor][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.head][k] + Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.shield][k] || 0}}&nbsp;
+        li
+          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('classBonus'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover=env.t('classBonusText'))
+          | 
+          =env.t('classEquipBonus')
+            |: {{profile._statsComputed[k] - profile.stats.buffs[k] - ((profile.stats.lvl - 1) / 2) - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.weapon][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.armor][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.head][k] - Content.gear.flat[profile.items.gear.equipped.shield][k] - profile.stats[k]}}&nbsp;
+        li
+          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('allocatedPoints'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover=env.t('allocatedPointsText'))
+          | 
+          =env.t('allocated')
+            |: {{profile.stats[k] || 0}}&nbsp;
+        li
+          i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('buffs'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='top', popover=env.t('buffsText'))
+          | 
+          =env.t('buffs')
+            |: {{profile.stats.buffs[k] || 0}}&nbsp;
   tr(ng-if='profile.stats.buffs.stealth')
     td
-      strong Stealth: {{profile.stats.buffs.stealth}}&nbsp;
-        i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Stealth', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='right', popover="When a new day begins, you will avoid damage from this many missed Dailies.")
+      strong=env.t('stealth')
+        |: {{profile.stats.buffs.stealth}}&nbsp;
+        i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('stealth'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='right', popover=env.t('stealthNewDay'))
     td
   tr(ng-if='profile.stats.buffs.streaks')
     td
-      strong Streaks Frozen&nbsp;
-        i.icon-question-sign(popover-title='Streaks Frozen', popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='right', popover="Streaks on missed Dailies will not reset at the end of the day.")
+      strong=env.t('streaksFrozen')
+        | 
+        i.icon-question-sign(popover-title=env.t('streaksFrozen'), popover-trigger='mouseenter', popover-placement='right', popover=env.t('streaksFrozenText'))
     td
 
-h4(ng-show='user.flags.dropsEnabled') Pets
-table.table.table-striped(ng-show='user.flags.dropsEnabled')
+h4=env.t('pets')
+table.table.table-striped
   tr
     td
-      strong Pets Found
+      strong=env.t('petsFound')
       | : {{profile.petCount}}
-// Dunno why this doesn't work //
 //  tr
     td
-      strong Mounts Tamed
-      | : {{profile.mountCount}} //
+      strong=env.t('mountsTamed')
+      | : {{mountCount}} //