diff --git a/dist/habitrpg-shared.js b/dist/habitrpg-shared.js
index 21f6ae5619..edf7826282 100644
--- a/dist/habitrpg-shared.js
+++ b/dist/habitrpg-shared.js
@@ -11603,13 +11603,13 @@ api.quests = {
     canBuy: false,
     boss: {
       name: t("questDilatoryBoss"),
-      hp: 1200,
+      hp: 5000000,
       str: 1,
       def: 1,
       rage: {
         title: t("questDilatoryBossRageTitle"),
         description: t("questDilatoryBossRageDescription"),
-        value: 1000,
+        value: 8000000,
         tavern: t('questDilatoryBossRageTavern'),
         stables: t('questDilatoryBossRageStables'),
         market: t('questDilatoryBossRageMarket')
diff --git a/script/content.coffee b/script/content.coffee
index 795785c066..e1d8fd1a7f 100644
--- a/script/content.coffee
+++ b/script/content.coffee
@@ -709,13 +709,15 @@ api.quests =
     canBuy: false
     boss:
       name: t("questDilatoryBoss")
-      hp: 1200
+      # We ran an average of progress{up,down} on users over 5 days: {up:805025,down:1324423}. /5*30 (we want the
+      # event to last 30 days) = {hp:5mil,8mil}
+      hp: 5000000
       str: 1
       def: 1
       rage:
         title: t("questDilatoryBossRageTitle")
         description: t("questDilatoryBossRageDescription")
-        value: 1000
+        value: 8000000
 
         # special, they won't always look like this
         tavern:t('questDilatoryBossRageTavern')