diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/backgrounds.json b/website/common/locales/en/backgrounds.json
index 5c2385952f..5ecaf1e71b 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/backgrounds.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/backgrounds.json
@@ -595,6 +595,14 @@
   "backgroundStrawberryPatchText": "Strawberry Patch",
   "backgroundStrawberryPatchNotes": "Pick fresh treats from a Strawberry Patch.",
 
+  "backgrounds062020": "SET 73: Released June 2020",
+  "backgroundRelaxationRiverText": "Relaxation River",
+  "backgroundRelaxationRiverNotes": "Drift languorously down the Relaxation River.",
+  "backgroundSaltLakeText": "Salt Lake",
+  "backgroundSaltLakeNotes": "Behold the striking red ripples of a Salt Lake.",
+  "backgroundVikingShipText": "Viking Ship",
+  "backgroundVikingShipNotes": "Set sail for adventure aboard a Viking Ship.",
+
   "timeTravelBackgrounds": "Steampunk Backgrounds",
   "backgroundAirshipText": "Airship",
   "backgroundAirshipNotes": "Become a sky sailor on board your very own Airship.",
diff --git a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
index a786bb03b3..96cb5d5722 100644
--- a/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
+++ b/website/common/locales/en/gear.json
@@ -490,6 +490,8 @@
   "weaponArmoirePaperCutterNotes": "This may not look fearsome, but have you never had a papercut? Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 1 of 3).",
   "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowText": "Fiddler's Bow",
   "weaponArmoireFiddlersBowNotes": "You can coax music out of anything with this! ...A violin might work best, though. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 3 of 4).",
+  "weaponArmoireBeachFlagText": "Beach Flag",
+  "weaponArmoireBeachFlagNotes": "Rally the troops around your sandcastle and let everyone know where to come for help! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 1 of 3).",
 
   "armor": "armor",
   "armorCapitalized": "Armor",
@@ -1955,6 +1957,8 @@
   "shieldArmoireHobbyHorseNotes": "Ride your handsome hobby-horse steed toward your just Rewards! Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Paper Knight Set (Item 2 of 3).",
   "shieldArmoireFiddleText": "Fiddler's Violin",
   "shieldArmoireFiddleNotes": "A perfect instrument that always strikes the right note in company. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Fiddler Set (Item 4 of 4).",
+  "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyText": "Life Buoy",
+  "shieldArmoireLifeBuoyNotes": "Oh buoy! This will come in handy if you spot someone struggling in a sea of tasks and responsibilities. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 2 of 3).",
 
   "back": "Back Accessory",
   "backCapitalized": "Back Accessory",
@@ -2086,6 +2090,8 @@
 
   "bodyArmoireCozyScarfText": "Cozy Scarf",
   "bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes": "This fine scarf will keep you warm as you go about your wintry business. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 4 of 4).",
+  "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleText": "Lifeguard Whistle",
+  "bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleNotes": "Call that misbehaving habit to order! It should know the rules! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lifeguard Set (Item 3 of 3).",
 
   "headAccessory": "head accessory",
   "headAccessoryCapitalized": "Head Accessory",
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/appearance/backgrounds.js b/website/common/script/content/appearance/backgrounds.js
index 70c51a46fd..f84cd70897 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/appearance/backgrounds.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/appearance/backgrounds.js
@@ -1011,6 +1011,20 @@ const backgrounds = {
       notes: t('backgroundStrawberryPatchNotes'),
     },
   },
+  backgrounds062020: {
+    relaxation_river: {
+      text: t('backgroundRelaxationRiverText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundRelaxationRiverNotes'),
+    },
+    salt_lake: {
+      text: t('backgroundSaltLakeText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundSaltLakeNotes'),
+    },
+    viking_ship: {
+      text: t('backgroundVikingShipText'),
+      notes: t('backgroundVikingShipNotes'),
+    },
+  },
   timeTravelBackgrounds: {
     airship: {
       text: t('backgroundAirshipText'),
diff --git a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/armoire.js b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/armoire.js
index 611a079f46..bd9414a80c 100644
--- a/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/armoire.js
+++ b/website/common/script/content/gear/sets/armoire.js
@@ -1,1962 +1,1317 @@
+import defaults from 'lodash/defaults';
+import forEach from 'lodash/forEach';
+import upperFirst from 'lodash/upperFirst';
 import { ownsItem } from '../gear-helper';
 import t from '../../translation';
 
 const armor = {
   lunarArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireLunarArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes', { str: 7, int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'soothing',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_lunarArmor'),
   },
   gladiatorArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGladiatorArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes', { str: 7, per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'gladiator',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_gladiatorArmor'),
   },
   rancherRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRancherRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes', { str: 5, per: 5, int: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     set: 'rancher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_rancherRobes'),
   },
   goldenToga: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGoldenTogaText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 8,
     con: 8,
     set: 'goldenToga',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_goldenToga'),
   },
   hornedIronArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes', { con: 9, per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     per: 7,
     set: 'hornedIron',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_hornedIronArmor'),
   },
   plagueDoctorOvercoat: {
-    text: t('armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes', { int: 6, str: 5, con: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     str: 5,
     con: 6,
     set: 'plagueDoctor',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_plagueDoctorOvercoat'),
   },
   shepherdRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireShepherdRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes', { attrs: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 9,
     per: 9,
     set: 'shepherd',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_shepherdRobes'),
   },
   royalRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRoyalRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     set: 'royal',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_royalRobes'),
   },
   crystalCrescentRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     con: 7,
     set: 'crystalCrescent',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_crystalCrescentRobes'),
   },
   dragonTamerArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'dragonTamer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_dragonTamerArmor'),
   },
   barristerRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBarristerRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBarristerRobesNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'barrister',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_barristerRobes'),
   },
   jesterCostume: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireJesterCostumeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes', { int: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 15,
     set: 'jester',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_jesterCostume'),
   },
   minerOveralls: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireMinerOverallsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'miner',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_minerOveralls'),
   },
   basicArcherArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes', { per: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 12,
     set: 'basicArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_basicArcherArmor'),
   },
   graduateRobe: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGraduateRobeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     set: 'graduate',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_graduateRobe'),
   },
   stripedSwimsuit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes', { con: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 13,
     set: 'seaside',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_stripedSwimsuit'),
   },
   cannoneerRags: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCannoneerRagsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCannoneerRagsNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'cannoneer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_cannoneerRags'),
   },
   falconerArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireFalconerArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireFalconerArmorNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'falconer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_falconerArmor'),
   },
   vermilionArcherArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'vermilionArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_vermilionArcherArmor'),
   },
   ogreArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireOgreArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireOgreArmorNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'ogre',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_ogreArmor'),
   },
   ironBlueArcherArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorNotes', { str: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 12,
     set: 'blueArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_ironBlueArcherArmor'),
   },
   redPartyDress: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRedPartyDressText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRedPartyDressNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     con: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'redHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_redPartyDress'),
   },
   woodElfArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireWoodElfArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireWoodElfArmorNotes', { per: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 12,
     set: 'woodElf',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_woodElfArmor'),
   },
   ramFleeceRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesNotes', { con: 9, str: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     str: 7,
     set: 'ramBarbarian',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_ramFleeceRobes'),
   },
   gownOfHearts: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGownOfHeartsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGownOfHeartsNotes', { con: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 13,
     set: 'queenOfHearts',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_gownOfHearts'),
   },
   mushroomDruidArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorNotes', { con: 7, per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     per: 8,
     set: 'mushroomDruid',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_mushroomDruidArmor'),
   },
   greenFestivalYukata: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     per: 8,
     set: 'festivalAttire',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_greenFestivalYukata'),
   },
   merchantTunic: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireMerchantTunicText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireMerchantTunicNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
     set: 'merchant',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_merchantTunic'),
   },
   vikingTunic: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireVikingTunicText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireVikingTunicNotes', { con: 6, str: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     str: 8,
     set: 'viking',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_vikingTunic'),
   },
   swanDancerTutu: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     str: 8,
     set: 'swanDancer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_swanDancerTutu'),
   },
   yellowPartyDress: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireYellowPartyDressText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireYellowPartyDressNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     int: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'yellowHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_yellowPartyDress'),
   },
   antiProcrastinationArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
     set: 'antiProcrastination',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_antiProcrastinationArmor'),
   },
   farrierOutfit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireFarrierOutfitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireFarrierOutfitNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     int: 6,
     per: 6,
     set: 'farrier',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_farrierOutfit'),
   },
   candlestickMakerOutfit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitNotes', { con: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 12,
     set: 'candlestickMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_candlestickMakerOutfit'),
   },
   wovenRobes: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireWovenRobesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireWovenRobesNotes', { con: 8, int: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     int: 9,
     set: 'weaver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_wovenRobes'),
   },
   lamplightersGreatcoat: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatNotes', { per: 14 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 14,
     set: 'lamplighter',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_lamplightersGreatcoat'),
   },
   coachDriverLivery: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryNotes', { str: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 12,
     set: 'coachDriver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_coachDriverLivery'),
   },
   robeOfDiamonds: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsNotes', { per: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 13,
     set: 'kingOfDiamonds',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_robeOfDiamonds'),
   },
   flutteryFrock: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireFlutteryFrockText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireFlutteryFrockNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     per: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'fluttery',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_flutteryFrock'),
   },
   cobblersCoveralls: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'cobbler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_cobblersCoveralls'),
   },
   glassblowersCoveralls: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsNotes', { con: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     set: 'glassblower',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_glassblowersCoveralls'),
   },
   bluePartyDress: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBluePartyDressText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBluePartyDressNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     per: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'blueHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_bluePartyDress'),
   },
   piraticalPrincessGown: {
-    text: t('armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownNotes', { per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     set: 'piraticalPrincess',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_piraticalPrincessGown'),
   },
   jeweledArcherArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireJeweledArcherArmorNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'jeweledArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_jeweledArcherArmor'),
   },
   coverallsOfBookbinding: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireCoverallsOfBookbindingNotes', { con: 10, per: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     per: 5,
     set: 'bookbinder',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_coverallsOfBookbinding'),
   },
   robeOfSpades: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireRobeOfSpadesNotes', { str: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 13,
     set: 'aceOfSpades',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_robeOfSpades'),
   },
   softBlueSuit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireSoftBlueSuitNotes', { int: 10, per: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     per: 5,
     set: 'blueLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_softBlueSuit'),
   },
   softGreenSuit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireSoftGreenSuitNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     con: 7,
     set: 'greenLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_softGreenSuit'),
   },
   softRedSuit: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireSoftRedSuitText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireSoftRedSuitNotes', { int: 8, str: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     str: 5,
     set: 'redLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_softRedSuit'),
   },
   scribesRobe: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireScribesRobeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireScribesRobeNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'scribe',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_scribesRobe'),
   },
   chefsJacket: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireChefsJacketText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireChefsJacketNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     set: 'chef',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_chefsJacket'),
   },
   vernalVestment: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireVernalVestmentText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireVernalVestmentNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     int: 6,
     set: 'vernalVestments',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_vernalVestment'),
   },
   nephriteArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireNephriteArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireNephriteArmorNotes', { str: 7, per: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     per: 6,
     set: 'nephrite',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_nephriteArmor'),
   },
   boatingJacket: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBoatingJacketText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBoatingJacketNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     per: 6,
     str: 6,
     set: 'boating',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_boatingJacket'),
   },
   astronomersRobe: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireAstronomersRobeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireAstronomersRobeNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     con: 8,
     set: 'astronomer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_astronomersRobe'),
   },
   invernessCape: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireInvernessCapeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireInvernessCapeNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'detective',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_invernessCape'),
   },
   shadowMastersRobe: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireShadowMastersRobeNotes', { con: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 12,
     set: 'shadowMaster',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_shadowMastersRobe'),
   },
   alchemistsRobe: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireAlchemistsRobeNotes', { con: 8, per: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     per: 5,
     set: 'alchemist',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_alchemistsRobe'),
   },
   duffleCoat: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireDuffleCoatText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireDuffleCoatNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'duffle',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_duffleCoat'),
   },
   layerCakeArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireLayerCakeArmorNotes', { con: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 13,
     set: 'birthday',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_layerCakeArmor'),
   },
   matchMakersApron: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireMatchMakersApronText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireMatchMakersApronNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     str: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'matchMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_matchMakersApron'),
   },
   baseballUniform: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBaseballUniformText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBaseballUniformNotes', { attrs: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     str: 10,
     set: 'baseball',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_baseballUniform'),
   },
   boxArmor: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireBoxArmorText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireBoxArmorNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'paperKnight',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_boxArmor'),
   },
   fiddlersCoat: {
-    text: t('armorArmoireFiddlersCoatText'),
     notes: t('armorArmoireFiddlersCoatNotes', { con: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     set: 'fiddler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('armor_armoire_fiddlersCoat'),
   },
 };
 
 const body = {
   cozyScarf: {
-    text: t('bodyArmoireCozyScarfText'),
     notes: t('bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     per: 5,
     set: 'lamplighter',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('body_armoire_cozyScarf'),
+  },
+  lifeguardWhistle: {
+    notes: t('bodyArmoireLifeguardWhistleNotes', { int: 12 }),
+    int: 12,
+    set: 'lifeguard',
   },
 };
 
 const eyewear = {
   plagueDoctorMask: {
-    text: t('eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText'),
     notes: t('eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
     con: 5,
     int: 5,
-    value: 100,
     set: 'plagueDoctor',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('eyewear_armoire_plagueDoctorMask'),
   },
   goofyGlasses: {
-    text: t('eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesText'),
     notes: t('eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('eyewear_armoire_goofyGlasses'),
   },
 };
 
 const head = {
   lunarCrown: {
-    text: t('headArmoireLunarCrownText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireLunarCrownNotes', { con: 7, per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'soothing',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_lunarCrown'),
   },
   redHairbow: {
-    text: t('headArmoireRedHairbowText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireRedHairbowNotes', { str: 5, int: 5, con: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     int: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'redHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_redHairbow'),
   },
   violetFloppyHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireVioletFloppyHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes', { per: 5, int: 5, con: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     con: 5,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_violetFloppyHat'),
   },
   gladiatorHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireGladiatorHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes', { per: 7, int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'gladiator',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_gladiatorHelm'),
   },
   rancherHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireRancherHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireRancherHatNotes', { str: 5, per: 5, int: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     set: 'rancher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_rancherHat'),
   },
   royalCrown: {
-    text: t('headArmoireRoyalCrownText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireRoyalCrownNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
     set: 'royal',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_royalCrown'),
   },
   blueHairbow: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBlueHairbowText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes', { per: 5, int: 5, con: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'blueHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_blueHairbow'),
   },
   goldenLaurels: {
-    text: t('headArmoireGoldenLaurelsText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     con: 8,
     set: 'goldenToga',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_goldenLaurels'),
   },
   hornedIronHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireHornedIronHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes', { con: 9, str: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     str: 7,
     set: 'hornedIron',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_hornedIronHelm'),
   },
   yellowHairbow: {
-    text: t('headArmoireYellowHairbowText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 5,
     per: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'yellowHairbow',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_yellowHairbow'),
   },
   redFloppyHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireRedFloppyHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     int: 6,
     per: 6,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_redFloppyHat'),
     set: 'redLoungewear',
   },
   plagueDoctorHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes', { int: 5, str: 6, con: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 5,
     str: 6,
     con: 5,
     set: 'plagueDoctor',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_plagueDoctorHat'),
   },
   blackCat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBlackCatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBlackCatNotes', { attrs: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 9,
     per: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_blackCat'),
   },
   orangeCat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireOrangeCatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireOrangeCatNotes', { attrs: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     str: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_orangeCat'),
   },
   blueFloppyHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBlueFloppyHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     int: 7,
     con: 7,
     set: 'blueLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_blueFloppyHat'),
   },
   shepherdHeaddress: {
-    text: t('headArmoireShepherdHeaddressText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes', { int: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 9,
     set: 'shepherd',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_shepherdHeaddress'),
   },
   crystalCrescentHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'crystalCrescent',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_crystalCrescentHat'),
   },
   dragonTamerHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireDragonTamerHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes', { int: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 15,
     set: 'dragonTamer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_dragonTamerHelm'),
   },
   barristerWig: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBarristerWigText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBarristerWigNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
     set: 'barrister',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_barristerWig'),
   },
   jesterCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireJesterCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireJesterCapNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'jester',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_jesterCap'),
   },
   minerHelmet: {
-    text: t('headArmoireMinerHelmetText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes', { int: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 5,
     set: 'miner',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_minerHelmet'),
   },
   basicArcherCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBasicArcherCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes', { per: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 6,
     set: 'basicArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_basicArcherCap'),
   },
   graduateCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireGraduateCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireGraduateCapNotes', { int: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 9,
     set: 'graduate',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_graduateCap'),
   },
   greenFloppyHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireGreenFloppyHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     int: 8,
     con: 8,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_greenFloppyHat'),
     set: 'greenLoungewear',
   },
   cannoneerBandanna: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCannoneerBandannaText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCannoneerBandannaNotes', { attrs: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 15,
     per: 15,
     set: 'cannoneer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_cannoneerBandanna'),
   },
   falconerCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireFalconerCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireFalconerCapNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     set: 'falconer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_falconerCap'),
   },
   vermilionArcherHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmNotes', { per: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 12,
     set: 'vermilionArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_vermilionArcherHelm'),
   },
   ogreMask: {
-    text: t('headArmoireOgreMaskText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireOgreMaskNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'ogre',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_ogreMask'),
   },
   ironBlueArcherHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmNotes', { con: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     set: 'blueArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_ironBlueArcherHelm'),
   },
   woodElfHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireWoodElfHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireWoodElfHelmNotes', { con: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 12,
     set: 'woodElf',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_woodElfHelm'),
   },
   ramHeaddress: {
-    text: t('headArmoireRamHeaddressText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireRamHeaddressNotes', { con: 9, per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     per: 7,
     set: 'ramBarbarian',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_ramHeaddress'),
   },
   crownOfHearts: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCrownOfHeartsText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCrownOfHeartsNotes', { str: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 13,
     set: 'queenOfHearts',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_crownOfHearts'),
   },
   mushroomDruidCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireMushroomDruidCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireMushroomDruidCapNotes', { int: 6, str: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     str: 7,
     set: 'mushroomDruid',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_mushroomDruidCap'),
   },
   merchantChaperon: {
-    text: t('headArmoireMerchantChaperonText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireMerchantChaperonNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'merchant',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_merchantChaperon'),
   },
   vikingHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireVikingHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireVikingHelmNotes', { str: 6, per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     per: 8,
     set: 'viking',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_vikingHelm'),
   },
   swanFeatherCrown: {
-    text: t('headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownNotes', { int: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     set: 'swanDancer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_swanFeatherCrown'),
   },
   antiProcrastinationHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'antiProcrastination',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_antiProcrastinationHelm'),
   },
   candlestickMakerHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     per: 6,
     set: 'candlestickMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_candlestickMakerHat'),
   },
   lamplightersTopHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireLamplightersTopHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireLamplightersTopHatNotes', { con: 14 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 14,
     set: 'lamplighter',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_lamplightersTopHat'),
   },
   coachDriversHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCoachDriversHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCoachDriversHatNotes', { int: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 12,
     set: 'coachDriver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_coachDriversHat'),
   },
   crownOfDiamonds: {
-    text: t('headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsNotes', { int: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 13,
     set: 'kingOfDiamonds',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_crownOfDiamonds'),
   },
   flutteryWig: {
-    text: t('headArmoireFlutteryWigText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireFlutteryWigNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 5,
     per: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'fluttery',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_flutteryWig'),
   },
   bigWig: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBigWigText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBigWigNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_bigWig'),
   },
   paperBag: {
-    text: t('headArmoirePaperBagText'),
     notes: t('headArmoirePaperBagNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_paperBag'),
   },
   birdsNest: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBirdsNestText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBirdsNestNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_birdsNest'),
   },
   glassblowersHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireGlassblowersHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireGlassblowersHatNotes', { per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     set: 'glassblower',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_glassblowersHat'),
   },
   piraticalPrincessHeaddress: {
-    text: t('headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressText'),
     notes: t('headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     int: 8,
     set: 'piraticalPrincess',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_piraticalPrincessHeaddress'),
   },
   jeweledArcherHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireJeweledArcherHelmNotes', { int: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 15,
     set: 'jeweledArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_jeweledArcherHelm'),
   },
   veilOfSpades: {
-    text: t('headArmoireVeilOfSpadesText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireVeilOfSpadesNotes', { per: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 13,
     set: 'aceOfSpades',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_veilOfSpades'),
   },
   toqueBlanche: {
-    text: t('headArmoireToqueBlancheText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireToqueBlancheNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
     set: 'chef',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_toqueBlanche'),
   },
   vernalHennin: {
-    text: t('headArmoireVernalHenninText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireVernalHenninNotes', { per: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 12,
     set: 'vernalVestments',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_vernalHennin'),
   },
   tricornHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireTricornHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireTricornHatNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_tricornHat'),
   },
   nephriteHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireNephriteHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireNephriteHelmNotes', { per: 7, int: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     int: 6,
     set: 'nephrite',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_nephriteHelm'),
   },
   boaterHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBoaterHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBoaterHatNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     con: 6,
     per: 6,
     set: 'boating',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_boaterHat'),
   },
   astronomersHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireAstronomersHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireAstronomersHatNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'astronomer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_astronomersHat'),
   },
   deerstalkerCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireDeerstalkerCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireDeerstalkerCapNotes', { int: 14 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 14,
     set: 'detective',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_deerstalkerCap'),
   },
   shadowMastersHood: {
-    text: t('headArmoireShadowMastersHoodText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireShadowMastersHoodNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'shadowMaster',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_shadowMastersHood'),
   },
   alchemistsHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireAlchemistsHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireAlchemistsHatNotes', { per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     set: 'alchemist',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_alchemistsHat'),
   },
   earflapHat: {
-    text: t('headArmoireEarflapHatText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireEarflapHatNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'duffle',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_earflapHat'),
   },
   frostedHelm: {
-    text: t('headArmoireFrostedHelmText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireFrostedHelmNotes', { int: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 13,
     set: 'birthday',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_frostedHelm'),
   },
   matchMakersBeret: {
-    text: t('headArmoireMatchMakersBeretText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireMatchMakersBeretNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'matchMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_matchMakersBeret'),
   },
   baseballCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireBaseballCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireBaseballCapNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     str: 8,
     set: 'baseball',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_baseballCap'),
   },
   fiddlersCap: {
-    text: t('headArmoireFiddlersCapText'),
     notes: t('headArmoireFiddlersCapNotes', { per: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 6,
     set: 'fiddler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('head_armoire_fiddlersCap'),
   },
 };
 
 const shield = {
   gladiatorShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes', { con: 5, str: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'gladiator',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_gladiatorShield'),
   },
   midnightShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMidnightShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes', { con: 10, str: 2 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     str: 2,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_midnightShield'),
   },
   royalCane: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireRoyalCaneText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     int: 5,
     per: 5,
     set: 'royal',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_royalCane'),
   },
   dragonTamerShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'dragonTamer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_dragonTamerShield'),
   },
   mysticLamp: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMysticLampText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_mysticLamp'),
   },
   floralBouquet: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes', { con: 3 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 3,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_floralBouquet'),
   },
   sandyBucket: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireSandyBucketText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
     set: 'seaside',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_sandyBucket'),
   },
   perchingFalcon: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoirePerchingFalconText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoirePerchingFalconNotes', { str: 16 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 16,
     set: 'falconer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_perchingFalcon'),
   },
   ramHornShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireRamHornShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireRamHornShieldNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     con: 7,
     set: 'ramBarbarian',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_ramHornShield'),
   },
   redRose: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireRedRoseText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireRedRoseNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_redRose'),
   },
   mushroomDruidShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldNotes', { con: 9, str: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     str: 8,
     set: 'mushroomDruid',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_mushroomDruidShield'),
   },
   festivalParasol: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFestivalParasolText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFestivalParasolNotes', { con: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     set: 'festivalAttire',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_festivalParasol'),
   },
   vikingShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireVikingShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireVikingShieldNotes', { per: 6, int: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 6,
     int: 8,
     set: 'viking',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_vikingShield'),
   },
   swanFeatherFan: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanNotes', { str: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 8,
     set: 'swanDancer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_swanFeatherFan'),
   },
   goldenBaton: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireGoldenBatonText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireGoldenBatonNotes', { attrs: 4 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 4,
     str: 4,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_goldenBaton'),
   },
   antiProcrastinationShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldNotes', { con: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 15,
     set: 'antiProcrastination',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_antiProcrastinationShield'),
   },
   horseshoe: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireHorseshoeText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireHorseshoeNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     per: 6,
     str: 6,
     set: 'farrier',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_horseshoe'),
   },
   handmadeCandlestick: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickNotes', { str: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 12,
     set: 'candlestickMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_handmadeCandlestick'),
   },
   weaversShuttle: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleNotes', { int: 8, per: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 9,
     int: 8,
     set: 'weaver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_weaversShuttle'),
   },
   shieldOfDiamonds: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'kingOfDiamonds',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_shieldOfDiamonds'),
   },
   flutteryFan: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFlutteryFanText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFlutteryFanNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     int: 5,
     per: 5,
     set: 'fluttery',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_flutteryFan'),
   },
   fancyShoe: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFancyShoeText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFancyShoeNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'cobbler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_fancyShoe'),
   },
   fancyBlownGlassVase: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseNotes', { int: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     set: 'glassblower',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_fancyBlownGlassVase'),
   },
   piraticalSkullShield: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldNotes', { attrs: 4 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 4,
     int: 4,
     set: 'piraticalPrincess',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_piraticalSkullShield'),
   },
   unfinishedTome: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireUnfinishedTomeNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     set: 'bookbinder',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_unfinishedTome'),
   },
   softBluePillow: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireSoftBluePillowNotes', { con: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 10,
     set: 'blueLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_softBluePillow'),
   },
   softGreenPillow: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireSoftGreenPillowNotes', { con: 8, int: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     int: 6,
     set: 'greenLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_softGreenPillow'),
   },
   softRedPillow: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireSoftRedPillowNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'redLoungewear',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_softRedPillow'),
   },
   mightyQuill: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMightyQuillText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMightyQuillNotes', { per: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 9,
     set: 'scribe',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_mightyQuill'),
   },
   mightyPizza: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMightyPizzaText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMightyPizzaNotes', { per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     set: 'chef',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_mightyPizza'),
   },
   trustyUmbrella: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireTrustyUmbrellaNotes', { int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     set: 'detective',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_trustyUmbrella'),
   },
   polishedPocketwatch: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoirePolishedPocketwatchNotes', { int: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_polishedPocketwatch'),
   },
   masteredShadow: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireMasteredShadowText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireMasteredShadowNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'shadowMaster',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_masteredShadow'),
   },
   alchemistsScale: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireAlchemistsScaleNotes', { int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     set: 'alchemist',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_alchemistsScale'),
   },
   birthdayBanner: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireBirthdayBannerNotes', { str: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     set: 'birthday',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_birthdayBanner'),
   },
   perfectMatch: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoirePerfectMatchText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoirePerfectMatchNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'matchMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_perfectMatch'),
   },
   baseballGlove: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireBaseballGloveText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireBaseballGloveNotes', { str: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 9,
     set: 'baseball',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_baseballGlove'),
   },
   hobbyHorse: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireHobbyHorseText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireHobbyHorseNotes', { attrs: 4 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 4,
     con: 4,
     set: 'paperKnight',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_hobbyHorse'),
   },
   fiddle: {
-    text: t('shieldArmoireFiddleText'),
     notes: t('shieldArmoireFiddleNotes', { int: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     set: 'fiddler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('shield_armoire_fiddle'),
+  },
+  lifeBuoy: {
+    notes: t('shieldArmoireLifeBuoyNotes', { con: 12 }),
+    con: 12,
+    set: 'lifeguard',
   },
 };
 
 const headAccessory = {
   comicalArrow: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowText'),
     notes: t('headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_armoire_comicalArrow'),
   },
   gogglesOfBookbinding: {
-    text: t('headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingText'),
     notes: t('headAccessoryArmoireGogglesOfBookbindingNotes', { per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     set: 'bookbinder',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('headAccessory_armoire_gogglesOfBookbinding'),
   },
 };
 
 const weapon = {
   basicCrossbow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes', { str: 5, per: 5, con: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     per: 5,
     con: 5,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_basicCrossbow'),
   },
   lunarSceptre: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireLunarSceptreText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes', { con: 7, int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     int: 7,
     set: 'soothing',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_lunarSceptre'),
   },
   rancherLasso: {
     twoHanded: true,
-    text: t('weaponArmoireRancherLassoText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes', { str: 5, per: 5, int: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     per: 5,
     int: 5,
     set: 'rancher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_rancherLasso'),
   },
   mythmakerSword: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     per: 6,
     set: 'goldenToga',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_mythmakerSword'),
   },
   ironCrook: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireIronCrookText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 7,
     per: 7,
     set: 'hornedIron',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_ironCrook'),
   },
   goldWingStaff: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes', { attrs: 4 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 4,
     int: 4,
     per: 4,
     str: 4,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_goldWingStaff'),
   },
   batWand: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBatWandText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBatWandNotes', { int: 10, per: 2 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     per: 2,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_batWand'),
   },
   shepherdsCrook: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes', { con: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     set: 'shepherd',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_shepherdsCrook'),
   },
   crystalCrescentStaff: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'crystalCrescent',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_crystalCrescentStaff'),
   },
   blueLongbow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBlueLongbowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes', { per: 9, con: 8, str: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 9,
     con: 8,
     str: 7,
     twoHanded: true,
     set: 'blueArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_blueLongbow'),
   },
   glowingSpear: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireGlowingSpearText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_glowingSpear'),
   },
   barristerGavel: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBarristerGavelText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBarristerGavelNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 5,
     con: 5,
     set: 'barrister',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_barristerGavel'),
   },
   jesterBaton: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireJesterBatonText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes', { attrs: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     per: 8,
     set: 'jester',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_jesterBaton'),
   },
   miningPickax: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireMiningPickaxText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes', { per: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 15,
     set: 'miner',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_miningPickax'),
   },
   basicLongbow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBasicLongbowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBasicLongbowNotes', { str: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     twoHanded: true,
     set: 'basicArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_basicLongbow'),
   },
   habiticanDiploma: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes', { int: 11 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 11,
     set: 'graduate',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_habiticanDiploma'),
   },
   sandySpade: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireSandySpadeText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
     set: 'seaside',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_sandySpade'),
   },
   cannon: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireCannonText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireCannonNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
     set: 'cannoneer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_cannon'),
   },
   vermilionArcherBow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
     twoHanded: true,
     set: 'vermilionArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_vermilionArcherBow'),
   },
   ogreClub: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireOgreClubText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireOgreClubNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
     set: 'ogre',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_ogreClub'),
   },
   woodElfStaff: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffNotes', { int: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 12,
     set: 'woodElf',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_woodElfStaff'),
   },
   wandOfHearts: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsNotes', { int: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 13,
     set: 'queenOfHearts',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_wandOfHearts'),
   },
   forestFungusStaff: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffNotes', { int: 8, per: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     per: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_forestFungusStaff'),
   },
   festivalFirecracker: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerNotes', { per: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     set: 'festivalAttire',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_festivalFirecracker'),
   },
   merchantsDisplayTray: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
     set: 'merchant',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_merchantsDisplayTray'),
   },
   battleAxe: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBattleAxeText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBattleAxeNotes', { int: 6, con: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     con: 8,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_battleAxe'),
   },
   hoofClippers: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireHoofClippersText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireHoofClippersNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 6,
     int: 6,
     str: 6,
     set: 'farrier',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_hoofClippers'),
   },
   weaversComb: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireWeaversCombText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireWeaversCombNotes', { per: 8, str: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 8,
     str: 9,
     set: 'weaver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_weaversComb'),
   },
   lamplighter: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireLamplighterText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireLamplighterNotes', { per: 6, con: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 6,
     con: 8,
     set: 'lamplighter',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_lamplighter'),
   },
   coachDriversWhip: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipNotes', { str: 6, int: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     int: 8,
     set: 'coachDriver',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_coachDriversWhip'),
   },
   scepterOfDiamonds: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsNotes', { str: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 13,
     set: 'kingOfDiamonds',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_scepterOfDiamonds'),
   },
   flutteryArmy: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyNotes', { attrs: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 5,
     int: 5,
     str: 5,
     set: 'fluttery',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_flutteryArmy'),
   },
   cobblersHammer: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireCobblersHammerText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireCobblersHammerNotes', { attrs: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 7,
     str: 7,
     set: 'cobbler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_cobblersHammer'),
   },
   glassblowersBlowpipe: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeNotes', { str: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     set: 'glassblower',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_glassblowersBlowpipe'),
   },
   poisonedGoblet: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletNotes', { int: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     set: 'piraticalPrincess',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_poisonedGoblet'),
   },
   jeweledArcherBow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireJeweledArcherBowNotes', { int: 15 }),
     twoHanded: true,
-    value: 100,
     int: 15,
     set: 'jeweledArcher',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_jeweledArcherBow'),
   },
   needleOfBookbinding: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireNeedleOfBookbindingNotes', { str: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 8,
     set: 'bookbinder',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_needleOfBookbinding'),
   },
   spearOfSpades: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireSpearOfSpadesNotes', { con: 13 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 13,
     set: 'aceOfSpades',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_spearOfSpades'),
   },
   arcaneScroll: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireArcaneScrollText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireArcaneScrollNotes', { int: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 9,
     set: 'scribe',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_arcaneScroll'),
   },
   chefsSpoon: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireChefsSpoonText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireChefsSpoonNotes', { int: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 8,
     set: 'chef',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_chefsSpoon'),
   },
   vernalTaper: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireVernalTaperText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireVernalTaperNotes', { con: 8 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 8,
     set: 'vernalVestments',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_vernalTaper'),
   },
   jugglingBalls: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireJugglingBallsText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireJugglingBallsNotes', { int: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_jugglingBalls'),
   },
   slingshot: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireSlingshotText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireSlingshotNotes', { str: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 10,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_slingshot'),
   },
   nephriteBow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireNephriteBowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireNephriteBowNotes', { int: 7, str: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 7,
     str: 6,
     set: 'nephrite',
     twoHanded: true,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_nephriteBow'),
   },
   bambooCane: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBambooCaneText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBambooCaneNotes', { attrs: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     int: 6,
     per: 6,
     con: 6,
     set: 'boating',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_bambooCane'),
   },
   astronomersTelescope: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireAstronomersTelescopeNotes', { per: 10 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 10,
     set: 'astronomer',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_astronomersTelescope'),
   },
   magnifyingGlass: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireMagnifyingGlassNotes', { per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     set: 'detective',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_magnifyingGlass'),
   },
   floridFan: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireFloridFanText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireFloridFanNotes', { con: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_floridFan'),
   },
   resplendentRapier: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireResplendentRapierText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireResplendentRapierNotes', { per: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 9,
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_resplendentRapier'),
   },
   shadowMastersMace: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireShadowMastersMaceNotes', { per: 12 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 12,
     set: 'shadowMaster',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_shadowMastersMace'),
   },
   alchemistsDistiller: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireAlchemistsDistillerNotes', { str: 8, int: 5 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 8,
     int: 5,
     set: 'alchemist',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_alchemistsDistiller'),
   },
   happyBanner: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireHappyBannerText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireHappyBannerNotes', { per: 7 }),
-    value: 100,
     per: 7,
     set: 'birthday',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_happyBanner'),
   },
   livelyMatch: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireLivelyMatchText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireLivelyMatchNotes', { str: 15 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 15,
     set: 'matchMaker',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_livelyMatch'),
   },
   baseballBat: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireBaseballBatText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireBaseballBatNotes', { con: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     con: 9,
     set: 'baseball',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_baseballBat'),
   },
   paperCutter: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoirePaperCutterText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoirePaperCutterNotes', { str: 9 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 9,
     set: 'paperKnight',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_paperCutter'),
   },
   fiddlersBow: {
-    text: t('weaponArmoireFiddlersBowText'),
     notes: t('weaponArmoireFiddlersBowNotes', { str: 6 }),
-    value: 100,
     str: 6,
     set: 'fiddler',
-    canOwn: ownsItem('weapon_armoire_fiddlersBow'),
+  },
+  beachFlag: {
+    notes: t('weaponArmoireBeachFlagNotes', { per: 12 }),
+    per: 12,
+    set: 'lifeguard',
   },
 };
 
+forEach({
+  armor,
+  body,
+  eyewear,
+  head,
+  headAccessory,
+  shield,
+  weapon,
+}, (set, setKey) => {
+  forEach(set, (gearItem, gearKey) => {
+    defaults(gearItem, {
+      canOwn: ownsItem(`${setKey}_armoire_${gearKey}`),
+      text: t(`${setKey}Armoire${upperFirst(gearKey)}Text`),
+      value: 100,
+    });
+  });
+});
+
 export {
   armor,
   body,
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