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-h5 SITE OUTAGE EXPLANATION, DECEMBER BACKGROUNDS, AND DECEMBER MYSTERY ITEM SET
+h5 Gifting Subscriptions And Gems, New Subscription Benefits, Mysterious Time Travelers, Steampunk Item Sets, And Block Subscriptions!
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-      h5 Site Outage Explanation
-      p Many of you may have noticed that you could not access HabitRPG for a large portion of December 1st. This wasn't a problem on our end - it was due to an outage by DNSimple, the service that provides us with our domain. We're very sorry about any frustration that this caused! If you lost any stats, you can restore them using Settings > Site > Fix Character Values. For future reference, if you ever have trouble accessing HabitRPG, be sure to follow our official Twitter, @HabitRPG, for updates! Thank you for all of your supportive messages <3
+      h5 Gifting Subscriptions And Gems
+      p You can now gift subscriptions and gems to other people (bottom-left in a user's profile window)! If you need holiday present ideas for the awesome Habiticans in your life, or just want to do something nice for someone, consider getting them a subscription to our fair site or tossing a few gems their way. They'll thank you, and so will we <3
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-      h5 December Backgrounds
-      p There are three new avatar backgrounds in the <a href=https://habitrpg.com/#/options/profile/backgrounds>Background Shop</a>! Now your avatar can explore the South Pole, drift on an Iceberg, or admire the Winter Party Lights!
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+      h5 New Subscription Benefits!
+      p We've added new benefits for long-term subscribers! Now for every 3 months that you are subscribed consecutively, your monthly gold-to-gem conversion cap will increase by 5, up to a total of 50 gems per month! Plus, for each three months of consecutive subscription, you will receive 1 Mystic Hourglass. What does that do? Read on!
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-      h5 December Mystery Item Set
-      p Hmmm! What could it be? All Habiticans who are subscribed during the month of December will receive the December Mystery Item Set! It will be revealed on the 25th, so keep your eyes peeled. Thanks for supporting the site <3
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+      h5 Mysterious Time Travelers
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+      p If you've received a Mystic Hourglass for being subscribed for 3 consecutive months, you can now summon the <a href='/#/options/inventory/timetravelers' target='_blank'>Mysterious Time Travelers</a> to get you one Mystery Item Set from the past! Being subscribed for multiple consecutive months is the only way to get these past items if you missed them. They will never be available to non-subscribers.
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+      h5 Steampunk Item Sets
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+      p The Mysterious Time Travelers are also offering two brand-new Item Sets - the Steampunk Standard Item Set and the Steampunk Accessory Item Set! These Item Sets can only be obtained if you have a Mystic Hourglass.
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+      h5 Block Subscriptions
+      p Don't want to wait for your consecutive months to stack up? You can now subscribe in a fixed block period of 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, or 1 year! If you subscribe for a block period of 1 year, you get a 20% discount. PLUS, you'll instantly get all the benefits of consecutive subscription for that time period (e.g. getting a block subscription for 6 months will instantly raise your monthly gold-to-gem cap by 10)!
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+  h5 12/1/2014 - SITE OUTAGE EXPLANATION, DECEMBER BACKGROUNDS, AND DECEMBER MYSTERY ITEM SET
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+        h5 Site Outage Explanation
+        p Many of you may have noticed that you could not access HabitRPG for a large portion of December 1st. This wasn't a problem on our end - it was due to an outage by DNSimple, the service that provides us with our domain. We're very sorry about any frustration that this caused! If you lost any stats, you can restore them using Settings > Site > Fix Character Values. For future reference, if you ever have trouble accessing HabitRPG, be sure to follow our official Twitter, @HabitRPG, for updates! Thank you for all of your supportive messages <3
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+        h5 December Backgrounds
+        p There are three new avatar backgrounds in the <a href=https://habitrpg.com/#/options/profile/backgrounds>Background Shop</a>! Now your avatar can explore the South Pole, drift on an Iceberg, or admire the Winter Party Lights!
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+        h5 December Mystery Item Set
+        p Hmmm! What could it be? All Habiticans who are subscribed during the month of December will receive the December Mystery Item Set! It will be revealed on the 25th, so keep your eyes peeled. Thanks for supporting the site <3
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   h5 11/26/2014 - Happy Thanksgiving!
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