"weaponSpecial3Notes":"Meetings, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases STR, INT, and CON by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalText":"Critical Hammer of Bug-Crushing",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"This champion slew a critical Github foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases STR and PER by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialYetiText":"Lanza domadora de Yetis",
"weaponSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This spear allows its user to command any yeti. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkiText":"Ski-sassin Pole",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneText":"Candy Cane Staff",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases INT by <%= int %> and PER by <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialSnowflakeText":"Varita de copo de nieve",
"weaponSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This wand sparkles with unlimited healing power. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorText":"Carrot Sword",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Adds <%= int %> points to INT and <%= per %> points to PER. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringHealerText":"Lovely Bone",
"weaponSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"FETCH! Adds <%= int %> points to INT. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialBirthdayNotes":"As part of the festivities, Absurd Party Robes are available free of charge in the Item Store! Swath yourself in those silly garbs and don your matching hats to celebrate this momentous day.",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headWarrior1Notes":"Cap of sturdy boiled hide. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior2Text":"Capucha de malla",
"headWarrior2Notes":"Capucha de anillas de metal entrelazadas. Aumenta FUE en <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior3Text":"Casco de Placas",
"headWarrior3Notes":"Thick steel helmet, proof against any blow. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior4Text":"Casco rojo",
"headWarrior4Notes":"Set with rubies for power, and glows when the wearer is angered. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headWarrior5Text":"Casco dorado",
"headWarrior5Notes":"Corona real sobre una armadura brillante. Aumenta FUE en <%= str %>.",
"headRogue1Text":"Capucha de cuero",
"headRogue1Notes":"Capucha de protección básica. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headRogue2Text":"Capucha de cuero negro",
"headRogue2Notes":"Útil tanto para la defensa como para el disfraz. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headRogue3Text":"Capucha de camulflaje",
"headRogue3Notes":"Resistente, pero no impide la escucha. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headRogue4Text":"Capucha de penumbra",
"headRogue4Notes":"Concede visión perfecta en la oscuridad. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headRogue5Text":"Capucha de sombra",
"headRogue5Notes":"Conceals even thoughts from those who would probe them. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard1Text":"Sombrero de Mago",
"headWizard1Notes":"Cómodo, sencillo, y a la moda. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headWizard2Text":"Cornuthaum",
"headWizard2Notes":"Traditional headgear of the itinerant wizard. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headWizard3Text":"Sombrero de astrólogo",
"headWizard3Notes":"Adornado con los anillos de Saturno. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headWizard4Text":"Sombrero de archimago",
"headWizard4Notes":"Concentra la mente para el lanzamiento intenso de hechizos. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headWizard5Text":"Sombrero de mago real",
"headWizard5Notes":"Muestra autoridad sobre la fortuna, el tiempo, y magos inferiores. Aumenta PER en <%= per %>.",
"headHealer1Text":"Diadema de cuarzo",
"headHealer1Notes":"Jeweled headpiece, for focus on the task at hand. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headHealer2Text":"Diadema de amatista",
"headHealer2Notes":"Un poco de lujo para una profesión humilde. Aumenta INT en <%= int %>.",
"headHealer3Text":"Diadema de zafiro",
"headHealer3Notes":"Brilla para que los que sufren sepan que su salvación está cerca. Aumenta INT por <%= int %>.",
"headHealer4Text":"Diadema esmeralda",
"headHealer4Notes":"Emite una aura de vivacidad y crecimiento. Aumenta INT en <%= int %>.",
"headHealer5Text":"Diadema real",
"headHealer5Notes":"For king, queen, or miracle-worker. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial0Text":"Casco de Sombras",
"headSpecial0Notes":"Blood and ash, lava and obsidian give this helm its imagery and power. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecial1Text":"Casco de cristal",
"headSpecial1Notes":"The favored crown of those who lead by example. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"headSpecial2Text":"Casco sin nombre",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to those who gave of themselves while asking nothing in return. Increases INT and STR by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialNyeText":"Sombrero Absurdo de Fiesta",
"headSpecialNyeNotes":"¡Has recibido un Sombrero Absurdo de Fiesta! ¡Llevalo con orgullo mientras celebras el Año Nuevo!",
"headSpecialYetiText":"Yeti-Tamer Helm",
"headSpecialYetiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! An adorably fearsome hat. Increases STR by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialSkiText":"Ski-sassin Helm",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialCandycaneText":"Candy Cane Hat",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases PER by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSnowflakeText":"Corona de copo de nieve",
"headSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"Limited Edition 2013 Winter Gear! The wearer of this crown is never cold. Increases INT by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageText":"Swiss Cheese Hat",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Adds <%= per %> points to PER. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerText":"Crown of Friendship",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Adds <%= int %> points to INT. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Adds <%= str %> points to STR. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorText":"Egg Shield",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerText":"Squeaky Ball of Ultimate Protection",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Adds <%= con %> points to CON. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringRogueNotes":"These feline ears twitch to detect incoming threats. Confers no stat bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no status bonus. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",