"weaponWizard3Notes":"Виготовлена з металу патериця, здатна завдати удар теплом, холодом і світлом. Збільшує інтелект на <%= int %> і сприйняття на <%= per %>.",
"weaponWizard6Notes":"Виготовлена з оріхалку і алхімічного золота. Дуже могутня і не менш дорога річ. Збільшує інтелект на <%= int %> і сприйняття на <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"This champion slew a critical Github foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText":"Trident of Crashing Tides",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes":"Gives you the ability to command fish, and also deliver some mighty stabs to your tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes":"A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Two-handed weapon. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"There isn't a task in any To-Do list willing to tangle with this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This trident is used to spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvesting! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This wand, made of aquamarine and live coral, is very attractive to schools of fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes":"This grabby claw is at the very cutting edge of technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallMageNotes":"This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes":"The scarab on this wand protects and heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but you're up for the challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"The light of this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Bone Club",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"It is a real bone club for real fierce doggies and is definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave you because who's a good doggy? Whoooo's a good doggy?? It's you!!! You're a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"Conjure up a carrot for yourself with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"When you wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative of fire coral has the ability to propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power glimmers in the jewels of this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText":"Wand of the Waves",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"Cures seasickness and sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Great for elevating things in cornfields and/or smacking tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"A powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even touching it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"Brewed to perfection! Now you just have to convince yourself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponMystery201411Text":"Pitchfork of Feasting",
"weaponMystery201411Notes":"Stab your enemies or dig in to your favorite foods - this versatile pitchfork does it all! Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes":"This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes":"The healing power of this wand waxes and wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes":"Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes":"Though it may seem humble, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3)",
"weaponArmoireIronCrookText":"Iron Crook",
"weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook is good at herding sheep. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3)",
"weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes":"The wings on this staff constantly flutter and twist. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireBatWandText":"Bat Wand",
"weaponArmoireBatWandNotes":"This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about and watch them fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes":"Although delicate, this armor makes your skin as harmful to the touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"A robe to keep you warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of pride season and GaymerX, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGBTQ and gaming and is open to everyone. It takes place at the InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13! Confers no benefit.",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFallMageNotes":"This robe has plenty of pockets to hold extra helpings of eye of newt and tongue of frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"This armor is freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when you uncover the untold riches at the center of the Icicle Drake hives. Not that you are looking for any such untold riches, because you are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"Cozy and warm, straight from the oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"You can see the glimmering lights of the north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"Ice-skating is very relaxing, but you shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case you get attacked by the icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Only the fiercest doggy is allowed to be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"This soft catsuit is comfortable, and as comforting as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power resides in the puffs of these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"This armor lets everyone know that you are an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Despite being stuffed with straw, this armor is extremely hefty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Robes",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this armor shimmers with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"What? Of course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorMystery201406Notes":"This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer to slip through even the tiniest cracks. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201407Notes":"Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" and \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit is the best friend of any intrepid undersea explorer. Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201501Notes":"Galaxies shimmer in the metal of this armor, strengthening the wearer's resolve. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201503Notes":"This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, and eternal productivity. Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes":"The light of the moon will make you strong and savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes":"To be a gladiator you must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes":"Wrangle your mounts and round up your pets while wearing these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes":"This glimmering toga is only worn by true heroes. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText":"Horned Iron Armor",
"armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText":"Plague Doctor Overcoat",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes":"An authentic overcoat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>, Strength by <%= str %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to those who gave of themselves while asking nothing in return. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes":"This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows you to breathe water and dive for treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Nobody will EVER guess that you are a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Only the most productive of pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerMageNotes":"What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFallRogueNotes":"A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake. You are not infiltrating the Icicle Drake hives. You have no interest at all in the hoards of riches rumored to lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"Think, think, think as hard as you can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"The fabric of this hat shifts and glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"These warm earmuffs keep out chills and distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Fire? HAH! You squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Beware Helm",
"headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Beware the Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughing. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015MageText":"Stage Mage Hat",
"headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"Which came first, the bunny or the hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"The pearl at the center of this crown calms and comforts those around it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This pirate hat fell overboard and has been decorated with scraps of fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this helm is strong and handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power shines in the threads of this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015HealerText":"Sailor's Cap",
"headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"With your sailor's cap set firmly on your head, you can navigate even the stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Echolocate your enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorText":"Scarecrow Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerText":"Hat of Frog",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This is an extremely serious hat that is worthy of only the most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of pride season and GaymerX, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGBTQ and gaming and is open to everyone. It takes place at the InterContinental in downtown San Francisco on July 11-13! Confers no benefit.",
"headMystery201407Notes":"This helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort of makes you look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201408Notes":"This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength of will. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201411Text":"Steel Helm of Sporting",
"headMystery201411Notes":"This is the traditional helmet worn in the beloved Habitican sport of Balance Ball, which consists of covering yourself with heavy protective gear and then committing to a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201501Notes":"The constellations flicker and swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"headArmoireLunarCrownNotes":"This crown strengthens health and sharpens senses, especially when the moon is full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRedHairbowNotes":"Become strong, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGladiatorHelmText":"Gladiator Helm",
"headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes":"To be a gladiator you must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRancherHatNotes":"Round up your pets and wrangle your mounts while wearing this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBlueHairbowText":"Blue Hairbow",
"headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireRoyalCrownText":"Royal Crown",
"headArmoireRoyalCrownNotes":"Hooray for the ruler, mighty and strong! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes":"These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireHornedIronHelmText":"Horned Iron Helm",
"headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireRedFloppyHatText":"Red Floppy Hat",
"headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText":"Plague Doctor Hat",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes":"An authentic hat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBlackCatText":"Black Cat Hat",
"headArmoireBlackCatNotes":"This black hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireOrangeCatText":"Orange Cat Hat",
"headArmoireOrangeCatNotes":"This orange hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"This shield, made from the wood of wrecked ships, can deter even the stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"No one will dare to attack the coral reef when faced with this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes":"This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This seemingly-sugary shield is actually made of nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Hurl it at your enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up with yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"You can rest your head on this soft pillow, or you can wrestle it with your fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative of fire coral has the ability to propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this shield shines like the sand and the sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"Use this shield to bash away bilge rats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"It's true that you're supposed to be SCARING the crows, but there's nothing wrong with making friends! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This stick can stir anything without melting, dissolving, or bursting into flame! It can also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes":"To be a gladiator you must.... eh, whatever, just bash them with your shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes":"This shield is most powerful at the stroke of midnight! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"bodySpecialSummerMageNotes":"Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"These ears steel themselves against the sound of explosions. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Purple Dog Ears",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"They are purple. They are dog ears. Do not waste your time with further foolishness. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician is revealing secrets. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"These cute kitty ears will make others green with envy. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessoryMystery301405Notes":"\"Goggles are for your eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody wants goggles that you can only wear on your head,\" they said. Hah! You sure showed them! Confers no benefit. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301404Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. Confers no benefit. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301405Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, for a pair of goggles. Confers no benefit. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText":"Plague Doctor Mask",
"eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes":"An authentic mask worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination. Confers no benefit. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3)."
