"weaponSpecial3Notes":"Meetin's, monsters, malaise: managed! Mash! Increases Strength, Intelligence, 'n Constitution by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalText":"Critical Hammer o' Bug-Crushin'",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"'tis champion slew a critical Github foe whar many warriors fell. Fashioned from th' bones 'o Bug, 'tis hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength 'n Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText":"Trident o' Crashin' Tides",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes":"Gives ye th' ability t' command fish, an' also deliver some mighty stabs t' yer tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"A weapon capable o' destroying hordes o' enemies! It also helps th' user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only th' most powerful rodents can brave their hunger t' wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"There isn't a task in any T'-Do list willin' t' tangle wi' this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This trident is used t' spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvestin'! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This wand, made o' aquamarine an' live coral, be mighty attractive t' schools o' fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallWarriorText":"Grabby Claw o' Science",
"weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes":"This grabby claw is at th' very cuttin' edge o' technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallMageNotes":"This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes":"The scarab on this wand protects an' heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely jus' picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but ye be up fer th' challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"Th' light o' this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool ye - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"It be a real bone club for real fierce doggies an' be definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave ye because who's a good doggy? Whoooo be a good doggy?? It's ye!!! Ye be a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"Conjure up a carrot for yourself with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"When ye wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power be glimmerin' in th' jewels o' this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText":"Wand o' th' Waves",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"Cures seasickness an' sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Great for elevating things in cornfields and/or smacking tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"A powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even touching it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"Brewed to perfection! Now you just have to convince yourself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"Your moves are so sick, they must be magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"weaponMystery201411Notes":"Stab yer enemies or dig in to yer favorite vittles - this here versatile pitchfork does it all! It don't benefit ye.\nNovember 2014 Subscriberrr Item",
"weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes":"This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes":"The healing power of this wand waxes an' wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
"weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes":"Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes":"Though it may seem humble, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook is good at herding sheep. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes":"The wings on this staff constantly flutter and twist. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireBatWandText":"Bat Wand",
"weaponArmoireBatWandNotes":"This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about and watch them fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes":"Useful for herding gryphons. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes":"Summon the power of the crescent moon with this shining staff! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes":"Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireGlowingSpearText":"Glowing Spear",
"weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes":"This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so you can attack them. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes":"Although delicate, this armor makes yer skin as harmful t' th' touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"A robe t' keep ye warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm an' snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This garment o' shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFallMageNotes":"This robe has plenty o' pockets t' hold extra helpin's o' eye o' newt an' tongue o' frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"This armor be freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when ye uncover th' untold riches at th' center o' th' Icicle Drake hives. Not that ye be lookin' for any such untold riches, because ye be truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"Ye can see th' glimmering lights o' th' north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"Ice-skating be very relaxing, but ye shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case ye get attacked by th' icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Only th' fiercest doggy be allowed t' be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"This soft catsuit be comfortable, an' as comfortin' as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"This garment of shimmerin' scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power resides in the puffs o' these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"This armor lets everyone know that ye be an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Despite being stuffed with straw, this armor is extremely hefty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Robes",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this armor shimmers with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"What? Of course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? You'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts and spraying everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorMystery201406Notes":"This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer t' slip through even th' tiniest cracks. Don't benefit ye. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201407Notes":"Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" an' \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit be th' best friend o' any intrepid undersea explorer. Don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201501Notes":"Galaxies shimmer in th' metal o' this armor, strengthenin' th' wearer's resolve. Don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201503Notes":"This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, an' eternal productivity. Don't benefit ye. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201511Notes":"Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, it's surprisingly comfortable. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes":"The light o' th' moon will make ye strong an' savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
"armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes":"T' be a gladiator ye must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
"armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes":"Wrangle yer mounts an' round up yer pets while wearin' these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
"armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes":"This glimmering toga only be worn by true heroes. Increases Strength an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
"armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText":"Plague Doctor Overcoat",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes":"An authentic overcoat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>, Strength by <%= str %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes":"The fabric is cool and breathable, perfect for a hot day herding gryphons in the desert. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRoyalRobesText":"Royal Robes",
"armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes":"Wonderful ruler, rule all day long! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes":"These magical robes are luminescent at night. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes":"This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to them who gave 'o themselves while askin' naught in return. Increases Intelligence 'n Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes":"This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows ye t' breathe water an' dive fer treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Keeps th' wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"This be th' most delicious hat in th' world. It also be known to appear an' disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Nobody will EVER guess that ye be a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even th' mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots o' powerful magic! Try not t' nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerText":"Crown o' Friendship",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty an' companionship. A dog be an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Only th' most productive o' pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerMageNotes":"What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFallRogueNotes":"A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"Ye truly, definitely, absolutely be a genuine Icicle Drake. Ye not be infiltratin' th' Icicle Drake hives. Ye have no interest at all in th' hoards o' riches rumored t' lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"Th' fabric o' this hat shifts an' glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Fire? HAH! Ye squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Beware th' Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughin'. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"Th' pearl at th' center o' this crown calms an' comforts those who be 'round it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This pirate hat fell overboard an' has been decorated with scraps o' fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this helm be strong an' handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power shines in the threads o' this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"With yer sailor's cap set firmly on yer head, ye can navigate even th' stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Echolocate your enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorText":"Scarecrow Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerText":"Hat of Frog",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This is an extremely serious hat that is worthy of only the most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"The protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText":"Snowman Cap",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"Keeps the snow out of your eyes while you're casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"headMystery201407Notes":"This helm makes it easy t' explore underwater! It sort o' makes ye look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Don't benefit ye. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201408Notes":"This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength o' will. Don't benefit ye. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201411Text":"Steel Helm o' Sporting",
"headMystery201411Notes":"This be th' traditional helmet worn in th' beloved Habitican sport o' Balance Ball, which consists o' covering yerself with heavy protective gear an' then committin' t' a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Don't benefit ye. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201501Notes":"The constellations flicker an' swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Don't benefit ye. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"headArmoireLunarCrownNotes":"This crown strengthens health an' sharpens senses, especially when th' moon ne full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothin' Lunar Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
"headArmoireRedHairbowNotes":"Become strong, tough, an' smart while wearin' this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, givin' it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, an' Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes":"To be a gladiator ye must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> an' Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
"headArmoireRancherHatNotes":"Round up yer pets and wrangle yer mounts while wearin' this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
"headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, tough, an' smart while wearin' this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, an' Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes":"These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception an' Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 o' 3).",
"headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet be nearly impossible t' break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 o' 3).",
"headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireRedFloppyHatText":"Red Floppy Hat",
"headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText":"Plague Doctor Hat",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes":"An authentic hat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBlackCatText":"Black Cat Hat",
"headArmoireBlackCatNotes":"This black hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireOrangeCatText":"Orange Cat Hat",
"headArmoireOrangeCatNotes":"This orange hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a brilliant blue color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes":"Sometimes the gryphons that you herd like to chew on this headdress, but it makes you seem more intelligent nonetheless. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes":"The design on this hat waxes and wanes with the phases of the moon. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes":"You look exactly like a dragon. The perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great fer scalin' tall buildings, an' also fer shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard ye hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerText":"Squeaky Ball o' Ultimate Protection",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, drivin' enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"This shield, made from th' wood o' wrecked ships, can deter even th' stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerHealerText":"Shield o' th' Shallows",
"shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"No one will dare to attack th' coral reef when faced wi' this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because ye can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes":"This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off o' th' ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This seemingly-sugary shield actually be made o' nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let th' sound fool ye - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Hurl it at yer enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up wit' yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"Ye can rest yer head on this soft pillow, or ye can wrestle it with yer fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative o' fire coral has th' ability t' propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted o' deep-ocean metal by th' artisans o' Dilatory, this shield shines like th' sand an' th' sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"It's true that you're supposed to be SCARING the crows, but there's nothing wrong with making friends! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This stick can stir anything without melting, dissolving, or bursting into flame! It can also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Use this sled to block attacks, or ride it triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes":"T' be a gladiator ye must.... eh, whatever, just bash 'em wit' yer shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> an' Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 o' 3).",
"shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes":"This shield is most powerful at the stroke of midnight! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes":"Hooray for the ruler, worthy of song! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes":"Distract enemies with this dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"bodySpecialWonderconBlackNotes":"An attractive ebony collar! Don't benefit ye. Special Edition Convention Item.",
"bodySpecialSummerMageText":"Shinin' Capelet",
"bodySpecialSummerMageNotes":"Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch o' a carrot. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"These ears steel themselves against th' sound o' explosions. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"They be purple. They be dog ears. Waste not yer time with further foolishness. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician be revealin' secrets. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"These cute kitty ears will make others green wit' envy. Don't benefit ye. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessoryMystery301405Notes":"\"Goggles be f'r yer eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody be wantin' goggles that ye can only wear on yer head,\" they said. Hah! Ye sure showed them! Don't benefit ye. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301404Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a pair o' goggles - except, perhaps, fer a monocle. Don't benefit ye. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301405Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, fer a pair o' goggles. Don't benefit ye. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskText":"Plague Doctor Mask",
"eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes":"An authentic mask worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination. Confers no benefit. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3)."
