"questEvilSantaNotes":"Ye hear bemoaned roars deep in th' icefields. ye follow th' roars 'n growls - punctuated by another voice's cacklin' - to a clearin' in th' woods whar ye spy wit' ye eye a fully-grown polar bear. She's caged 'n shackled, roarin' fer life. Dancin' atop th' cage be a malicious wee imp wearin' castaway Christmas costumes. Vanquish Trapper Santa, 'n save th' beast!",
"questEvilSantaCompletion":"Trapper Santa squeals in anger, 'n bounces off into th' nightfall. A grateful she-bear, through roars 'n growls, tries to be tellin' ye somethin'. ye take her back to th' stables, whar Matt Boch th' whisperer listens to her tale wit' a gasp 'o horror. She has a cub! He ran off into th' icefields when mama bear was captured. Help her find her baby!",
"questEvilSanta2Notes":"Mama bear's cub had run off into th' icefields when she was captured by th' trapper Santa. At th' edge o' th' woods, she sniffs th' air. ye hear twig-snaps 'n snow crunch through th' crystaline sound 'o th' forest. Paw prints! Ye both start racin' to follow th' trail. Find all th' prints 'n broken twigs, 'n retrieve her cub!",
"questEvilSanta2Completion":"Ye found the cub! Mama 'n baby bear couldn't be more grateful. As a token, they've decided to keep ye company till th' end 'o days.",
"questGryphonNotes":"The grand beast master, <strong>baconsaur</strong>, has come to your party seeking help. \"Please, adventurers, you must help me! My prized gryphon has broken free and is terrorizing Habit City! If you can stop her, I could reward you with some of her eggs!\"",
"questGryphonCompletion":"Defeated, th' mighty beast ashamedly slinks back t' its master. \"My word! Well done, adventurers!\" <strong>baconsaur</strong> exclaims, \"Please, have some of the gryphon's eggs. I am sure you will raise these young ones well!\"",
"questHedgehogNotes":"Hedgehogs be a hardyharhar group 'o animals. They be some 'o th' most affectionate pets a Habiteer could own. But rumor has it, if ye feed them spiced rum after midnight, they grow quite irritable. 'n fifty times their size. 'n <strong>Inventrix</strong> did just that. Oops.",
"questHedgehogCompletion":"Ye crew successfully calmed below th' hedgehog! After shrinkin' below to a normal size, she hobbles away to her eggs. She returns squeakin' 'n nudgin' some 'o her eggs along towards ye crew. woefully, these hedgehogs like spiced rum better!",
"questGhostStagNotes":"Ahh, Sprin'. th' time 'o year when color once again begins to fill th' landscape. Gone be th' cold, snowy mounds 'o winter. whar frost once stood, vibrant plant life takes its place. Luscious green leaves fill in th' trees, grass returns to its former vivid hue, a rainbow 'o flowers rise along th' plains, 'n a white mystical fog covers th' land! ... Wait. Mystical fog? \"Oh no,\" <strong>Inventrix</strong> says apprehensively, \"It would appear that some kind 'o devil's henchman be th' cause 'o 'tis fog. Oh, 'n it be chargin' right at ye.\"",
"questGhostStagCompletion":"Th' devil's henchman, seemin'ly unwounded, lowers its nose to th' ground. A calmin' voice envelops ye crew. \"I apologize fer me behavior. I have only just awoken from me slumber, 'n it would appear me wits have not completely returned to me. Please take these as a token 'o me apology.\" A cluster 'o eggs materialize on th' grass before th' devil's henchman. Without another word, th' devil's henchman runs off into th' forest wit' flowers fallin' in his wake.",
"questRatNotes":"Garbage! Massive piles o' unchecked Dailies be lyin' all across Habitica. Th' problem has become so serious that hordes of rats now be seen everywhere. Ye notice @Pandah pettin' one o' th' beasts lovingly. She explains that rats be gentle creatures that feed on unchecked Dailies. The real problem be that th' Dailies have fallen into th' sewer, creatin' a dangerous pit that must be cleared. As ye descend into th' sewers, a massive rat, with blood red eyes an' mangled yellow teeth, attacks ye, defending its horde. Will ye cower in fear or face th' fabled Rat King?",
"questRatCompletion":"Yer final strike saps the gargantuan rat's strength, his eyes fadin' t' a dull grey. Th' beast splits into many tiny rats, which scurry off in fright. Ye notice @Pandah standing behind ye, lookin' at th' once mighty creature. She explains that th' citizens o' Habitica have been inspired by yer courage an' be quickly completin' all their unchecked Dailies. She warns ye that we must be vigilant, for should we let down our guard, th' Rat King will return. As payment, @Pandah offers ye several rat eggs. Noticing your uneasy expression, she smiles, \"They make wonderful pets.\"",
"questOctopusNotes":"@Urse, a wild-eyed young scribe, has asked fer ye help explorin' a mysterious cave by th' sea shore. Among th' twilight tidepools stands a massive gate 'o stalactites 'n stalagmites. As ye near th' gate, a dark whirlpool begins to spin at its base. ye stare in awe as a squid-like dragon rises through th' maw. \"th' sticky spawn 'o th' stars has awakened,\" roars @Urse madly. \"After vigintillions 'o years, th' great Octothulu be loose again, 'n ravenin' fer delight!\"",
"questOctopusCompletion":"With a final blow, th' creature slips away into th' whirlpool from which it came. Ye cannot tell if @Urse is happy with yer victory or saddened t' see th' beast go. Wordlessly, yer companion points t' three slimy, gargantuan eggs in a nearby tidepool, set in a nest o' Doubloons. \"Prob'ly just octopus eggs,\" ye say nervously. As ye return home, @Urse frantically scribbles in a journal an' ye suspect this not be th' last time ye'll be hearin' o' th' great Octothulu.",
"questHarpyNotes":"Th' brave adventurer @UncommonCriminal has disappeared into th' forest, followin' th' trail 'o a win'ed monster that was sighted several days ago. ye be 'bout to begin a search when a wounded trusty parrot lands on ye arm, an ugly scar marrin' its beautiful plumage. Attached to its pegleg be a scrawled note explainin' that while defendin' th' parrots, @UncommonCriminal was captured by a vicious Harpy, 'n desperately needs ye help to escape. gunna ye follow th' bird, defeat th' Harpy, 'n save @UncommonCriminal?",
"questHarpyCompletion":"A final blow to th' Harpy brin's it below, feathers sailin' in all directions. After a quick climb to its nest ye find @UncommonCriminal, surrounded by trusty parrot eggs. As a team, ye quickly place th' eggs back in th' broadside nests. th' scarred trusty parrot who found ye caws loudly, droppin' several eggs in ye arms. \"th' Harpy attack has left some eggs in need 'o protection,\" explains @UncommonCriminal. \"It seems ye have be made an honorary trusty parrot.\"",
"questRoosterNotes":"Fer years th' farmer @extrajordanary has used Roosters as an alarm clock. But now a giant Rooster has appeared, crowin' louder than any before – 'n wakin' up all ye pirates in Habitica! th' sliumber-deprived Habiticans struggle through their daily tasks. @Pandoro decides th' time has come to put a stop to 'tis. \"Please, be thar anyone who can teach that Rooster to crow quietly?\" ye volunteer, approachin' th' Rooster early one mornin' – but it turns, flappin' its giant win's 'n showin' its sharp claws, 'n crows a battle cry.",
"questRoosterCompletion":"Wit' finesse 'n strength, ye have tamed th' wild beast. Its ears, once filled wit' feathers 'n half-remembered tasks, be now clear as day. It crows at ye quietly, snugglin' its beak into ye shoulder. th' next day ye're set to take ye leave, but @EmeraldOx runs up to ye wit' a covered basket. \"Wait! When I went into th' farmhouse 'tis mornin', th' Rooster had pushed these against th' door whar ye slept. i reckon he wants ye to have them.\" ye uncover th' basket to spy wit' ye eye three delicate eggs.",
"questSpiderNotes":"As th' the seven seas starts coolin' below, delicate frost begins appearin' on Habiticans' windowpanes in lacy webs... except fer @Arcosine, whose windows be frozen completely shut by th' Frost Spider currently takin' up residence in his home. Oh dear.",
"questSpiderCompletion":"Th' Frost Spider collapses, leavin' behind a small pile 'o frost 'n a few 'o her enchanted egg sacs. @Arcosine rather hurriedly offers them to ye as a reward--perhaps ye could raise some non-threatenin' spiders as pets 'o ye own?",
"questVice1Notes":"<p>There be tales o' a terrible evil in the caverns o' Mt. Habitica. A monster whose presence twists t' wills o' the lubbers o' the land, turnin' them towards bad habits and laziness! The beast is a grand dragon o' immense power and comprised o' the shadows themselves: Vice, the treacherous Shadow Wyrm. Brave Habiteers, send this beast t' Davy Jones' locker, but only if ye believe ye can stand against its immense power. </p><h3>Vice Part 1: </h3><p>How can ye expect t' fight the beast if it already has control o'er ye? Don't fall victim t' laziness and vice! Work hard to fight against the dragon's dark influence and dispel his hold on ye!</p>",
"questVice2Notes":"With Vice's influence over ye dispelled, ye feel a surge o' strength ye didn't know ye had return t' ye. Confident in yerselves an' yer ability t' withstand th' wyrm's influence, yer party makes its way t' Mt. Habitica. Ye approach th' entrance t' th' mountain's caverns an' pause. Swells o' shadows, almost like fog, wisp out from th' openin'. It be near impossible t' see anything in front o' ye. The light from yer lanterns seem t' end abruptly where th' shadows begin. It be said that only magical light can pierce th' dragon's infernal haze. If ye can find enough light crystals, ye could make yer way t' th' dragon.",
"questVice3Notes":"After much effort, ye crew has discovered Vice's lair. th' hulkin' monster eyes ye crew wit' distaste. As shadows swirl around ye, a voice whispers through ye head, \"More foolish citizens 'o Habitica come to stop me? ugly. ye'd have be wise not to come.\" th' scaly titan rears back its head 'n prepares to attack. 'tis be ye chance! gift it everythin' ye've got 'n defeat Vice once 'n fer all!",
"questVice3Completion":"Th' shadows dissipate from th' cavern an' a steely silence falls. My word, ye've done it! Ye've defeated Vice! Ye an' yer crew may finally breath a sigh o' relief. Enjoy yer victory, brave Habiteers, but take th' lessons ye've learned from battlin' Vice an' move forward. There still be Habits t' be done an' potentially worse evils t' conquer!",
"questMoonstone1Notes":"A terrible affliction has struck Habiticans. Bad Habits thought long-in Davy Jones' treasure chest be risin' back up wit' a vengeance. Dishes lie unwashed, textbooks linger unread, 'n procrastination runs rampant!<br><br>Ye track some 'o ye own returnin' Bad Habits to th' Swamps 'o Stagnation 'n discover th' culprit: th' ghostly Necromancer, Recidivate. Ye rush in, weapons swingin', but they slide through 'er specter uselessly.<br><br>\"Don't bother,\" she hisses wit' a dry rasp. \"Wit'out a chain 'o moonstones, nothin' can harm me – 'n master jeweler @aurakami scattered all th' moonstones across 't lands o' Habitica long ago!\" Pantin', ye retreat... but ye be knowin' what ye must do.",
"questMoonstone2Notes":"Th' brave weaponsmith @Inventrix helps ye fashion th' enchanted moonstones into a chain. Ye're ready to confront Recidivate at last, but as ye enter th' Swamps 'o Stagnation, a terrible chill sweeps over ye.<br><br>Rottin' breath whispers in ye ear. \"Back again? How delightful...\" Ye spin 'n lunge, 'n under th' light 'o th' moonstone chain, ye weapon strikes solid flesh. \"Ye may have bound me to th' seven seas once more,\" Recidivate snarls, \"but now it be the hour fer ye to th' plank!\"",
"questMoonstone3Notes":"Recidivate crumples to th' ground, 'n ye strike at her wit' th' moonstone chain. To ye horror, Recidivate seizes th' gems, eyes burnin' wit' triumph.<br><br>\"Ye foolish creature 'o flesh!\" she be shoutin'. \"These moonstones gunna restore me to a physical form, true, but not as ye imagined. As th' full moon waxes from th' dark, so too does me power flourish, 'n from th' shadows I summon th' specter 'o ye most feared foe!\"<br><br>Avast! A sickly green fog rises from th' swamp, 'n Recidivate's body writhes 'n contorts into a shape that fills ye wit' dread – th' undead body 'o Vice, horribly back from Davy Jones' Locker!",
"questMoonstone3Completion":"Yer breath comes 'ard 'n sweat stin's ye eyes as th' undead Wyrm collapses. Th' remains 'o Recidivate dissipate into a thin grey mist that clears quickly under th' onslaught 'o a refreshin' breeze, 'n ye hear th' distant, rallyin' cries 'o Habiticans defeatin' their Bad Habits fer once 'n fer all.<br><br>@Baconsaur th' beast master swoops below on a winged lion. \"Arrr! I saw th' end 'o ye battle from th' skies, 'n I was greatly pleased. Please, take 'tis enchanted tunic – ye bravery speaks 'o a corsair's heart, 'n I believe ye were meant to have it.\"",
"questGoldenknight1Notes":"The Golden Knight has been getting on poor Habiticans' cases. Didn't do all of your Dailies? Checked off a negative Habit? She will use this as a reason to harass you about how you should follow her example. She is the shining example of a perfect Habitican, and you are naught but a failure. Well, that is not nice at all! Everyone makes mistakes. They should not have to be met with such negativity for it. Perhaps it is time you gather some testimonies from hurt Habiticans and give the Golden Knight a stern talking-to!",
"questGoldenknight2Notes":"Armed with hundreds of Habitican's testimonies, you finally confront the Golden Knight. You begin to recite the Habitcan's complaints to her, one by one. \"And @Pfeffernusse says that your constant bragging-\" The knight raises her hand to silence you and scoffs, \"Please, these people are merely jealous of my success. Instead of complaining, they should simply work as hard as I! Perhaps I shall show you the power you can attain through diligence such as mine!\" She raises her morningstar and prepares to attack you!",
"questGoldenknight3Notes":"@Jon Arinbjorn cries out to you to get your attention. In the aftermath of your battle, a new figure has appeared. A knight coated in stained-black iron slowly approaches you with sword in hand. The Golden Knight shouts to the figure, \"Father, no!\" but the knight shows no signs of stopping. She turns to you and says, \"I am sorry. I have been a fool, with a head too big to see how cruel I have been. But my father is crueler than I could ever be. If he isn't stopped he'll destroy us all. Here, use my morningstar and halt the Iron Knight!\"",
"questGoldenknight3Completion":"With a satisfying clang, the Iron Knight falls to his knees and slumps over. \"You are quite strong,\" he pants. \"I have been humbled, today.\" The Golden Knight approaches you and says, \"Thank you. I believe we have gained some humility from our encounter with you. I will speak with my father and explain the complaints against us. Perhaps, we should begin apologizing to the other Habiticans.\" She mulls over in thought before turning back to you. \"Here: as our gift to you, I want you to keep my morningstar. It is yours now.\"",
"questBasilistNotes":"There be a commotion in th' marketplace--th' kind that should make ye run away. Bein' a courageous adventurer, ye run towards it instead, an' discover a Basi-list, coalescing from a clump o' incomplete T'-Dos! Nearby Habiticans be paralyzed with fear at th' length o' th' Basi-list, unable t' start working. From somewhere in th' vicinity, ye hear @Arcosine shout: \"Quick! Complete your To-Dos and Dailies to defang the monster, before someone gets a paper cut!\" Strike fast, adventurer, an' check something off - but beware! If ye leave any Dailies undone, th' Basi-list will attack ye an' yer crew!",
"questBasilistCompletion":"The Basi-list has scattered into paper scraps, which shimmer gently in rainbow colors. \"Whew!\" says @Arcosine. \"Good thing you guys were here!\" Feeling more experienced than before, ye gather up some fallen gold from among th' papers.",
"questEggHuntNotes":"Overnight, strange plain eggs have appeared everywhere: in Matt's stables, behind th' counter at th' Pub, 'n even among th' pet eggs at th' Marketplace! What a nuisance! \"Nobody knows whar they came from, or what they might hatch into,\" says <strong>Megan</strong>, \"but we can't just leave them layin' around! Work harrrd 'n search harrrd to help me gather up these mysterious eggs. Maybe if ye collect that be all I can take, thar gunna be some extras left over fer ye...\"",
"questEggHuntCompletion":"Ye did it! In gratitude, <strong>Megan</strong> gives ye ten of the eggs. \"I bet the hatching potions will dye them beautiful colors! And I wonder what will happen when they turn into mounts....\"",
"questDilatoryNotes":"We should have heeded the warnings.<br><br>Dark shining eyes. Ancient scales. Massive jaws, and flashing teeth. We've awoken something horrifying from the crevasse: <strong>the Dread Drag'on of Dilatory!</strong> Screaming Habiticans fled in all directions when it reared out of the sea, its terrifyingly long neck extending hundreds of feet out of the water as it shattered windows with its searing roar.<br><br>\"This must be what dragged Dilatory down!\" yells Lemoness. \"It wasn't the weight of the neglected tasks - the Dark Red Dailies just attracted its attention!\"<br><br>\"It's surging with magical energy!\" @Baconsaur cries. \"To have lived this long, it must be able to heal itself! How can we defeat it?\"<br><br>Why, the same way we defeat all beasts - with productivity! Quickly, Habitica, band together and strike through your tasks, and all of us will battle this monster together. (There's no need to abandon previous quests - we believe in your ability to double-strike!) It won't attack us individually, but the more Dailies we skip, the closer we get to triggering its Neglect Strike - and I don't like the way it's eyeing the Tavern....",
"questDilatoryBossRageTavern":"Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, 'n their dark-red color has attracted th' Drag'on's rage! wit' its fearsome Neglect Strike attack, it has decimated th' Pub! Luckily, we've set up quarters in a broadside city, 'n ye're free to keep chattin' on th' shore... but poor Daniel th' Barkeep just saw his beloved buildin' crumble around him!\n\nI hope th' beast dont attack again!",
"questDilatoryBossRageStables":"`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAvast! Once again we left too many Dailies undone. th' Drag'on has unleashed its Neglect Strike against Matt 'n th' stables! Pets have be fleein' in all directions. Luckily it seems like all 'o yours be safe! \n\nPoor Habitica! I woe 'tis dont happen again. Hurry 'n do all ye tasks!",
"questDilatoryBossRageMarket":"`Dread Drag'on Casts NEGLECT STRIKE!` \n\nAhhh!! Alex th' Sutler just had his shop smashed to smithereens by th' Drag'on's Neglect Strike! But it seems like we're really wearin' 'tis beast below. I doubt it has that be all I can take energy fer another strike. \n\nSo do not waver, Habitica! Let's drive 'tis beast away from our shores!",
"questDilatoryCompletion":"`th' Defeat 'o th' Dread Drag'On 'o Dilatory` \n\nWe've done it! wit' a final last roar, th' Dread Drag'on collapses 'n swims far, far away. Crowds 'o cheerin' Habiticans line th' shores! We've helped Matt, Daniel, 'n Alex rebuild their buildin's. But what's 'tis? \n\n`th' Citizens Return!` \n\nNow that th' Drag'on has fled, thousands 'o sparklin' colors be ascendin' through th' sea. It be a rainbow swarm 'o Mantis Shrimp... 'n among them, hundreds 'o merpeople! \n\n\"We be th' lost citizens 'o Dilatory!\" explains their leader, Manta. \"When Dilatory sank, th' Mantis Shrimp that lived in these waters used a spell to transform us into merpeople so that we could survive. But in its rage, th' Dread Drag'on trapped us all in th' dark crevasse. We have be imprisoned thar fer hundreds 'o years - but now at last we be free to rebuild our city!\" \n\n\"As a thank ye,\" says his bucko @Ottl, \"Please accept 'tis Mantis Shrimp pet 'n Mantis Shrimp mount, as well as XP, doubloons, 'n our eternal gratitude.\" \n\n`Rewards` \n* Mantis Shrimp Pet \n* Mantis Shrimp Mount \n* Chocolate, Cotton Candy Blue, Cotton Candy Pink, Fish, Honey, Meat, spiced rum, Potato, Rotten Meat, Strawberry",
"questSeahorseText":"The Dilatory Derby",
"questSeahorseNotes":"'tis Derby Day, 'n Habiticans from all over th' continent have traveled to Dilatory to race their pet seahorses! Suddenly, a great splashin' 'n snarlin' breaks out at th' racetrack, 'n ye hear Seahorse Keeper @Kiwibot shoutin' above th' roar 'o th' waves. \"th' gatherin' 'o seahorses has attracted a fierce Sea Stallion!\" she cries. \"He's smashin' through th' stables 'n destroyin' th' ancient track! Can anyone calm him below?\"",
"questSeahorseCompletion":"Th' now-tame Sea Stallion swims docilely to ye side. \"Oh, look!\" Kiwibot says. \"He wants us to take care 'o his children.\" She gives ye three eggs. \"Raise them well,\" she says. \"ye're welcome at th' Dilatory Derby any day!\"",
"questAtom1Notes":"Ye reach th' shores 'o Washed-Up Lake fer some well-earned relaxation... But th' lake be polluted wit' unwashed dishes! How did 'tis happen? Well, ye simply cannot allow th' lake to be in 'tis state. thar be only one thin' ye can do: spit shine th' dishes 'n save ye vacation spot! Better find some soap to spit shine up 'tis mess. A lot 'o soap...",
"questAtom2Notes":"Arr, it be lookin' a lot nicer here with all them dishes cleaned up. Maybe ye can finally have yerself a bit o' fun now. Ahoy - there seems to be a pizza box floatin' in the lake there. Well, what's one more thin' to spit shine really? But alas, it be no mere pizza box! With a sudden rush the box lifts from the rum 'n reveals itself to be the head o' a monster. It can't be! The fabled SnackLess Monster?! It be said it's lurked hidden in the lake since times o' yore: a creature spawned from the leftover grub 'n trash 'o the ancient Habiticans. Argh!",
"questAtom3Notes":"Wit' a deafenin' cry, 'n five delicious types 'o cheese burstin' from its mouth, th' SnackLess Monster falls to pieces. \"HOW DARE ye!\" booms a voice from beneath th' rum's surface. A robed, blue figure emerges from th' rum, wieldin' a magic toilet brush. Filthy laundry fightin' begins to bubble up to th' surface 'o th' lake. \"I be th' Laundromancer!\" he angrily announces. \"ye have some nerve - washin' me delightfully dirty dishes, destroyin' me pet, 'n enterin' me domain wit' such spit shine clothes. Prepare to feel th' soggy wrath 'o me anti-laundry fightin' magic!\"",
"questAtom3Completion":"Th' wicked Laundromancer has be defeated! spit shine laundry fightin' falls in piles all around ye. Thin's be lookin' much better around here. As ye begin to wade through th' freshly pressed armor, a glint 'o metal catches ye eye, 'n ye gaze falls upon a gleamin' helm. th' original owner 'o 'tis shinin' item may be unknown, but as ye put it on, ye feel th' warmin' presence 'o a generous devil's henchman. Too bad they didn't sew on a nametag.",
"questOwlNotes":"The Tavern light is lit 'til dawn<br>Until one eve the glow is gone!<br>How can we see for our all-nighters?<br>@Twitching cries, \"I need some fighters!<br>See that Night-Owl, starry foe?<br>Fight with haste and do not slow!<br>We'll drive its shadow from our door,<br>And make the night shine bright once more!\"",
"questOwlCompletion":"The Night-Owl fades before the dawn,<br>But even so, you feel a yawn.<br>Perhaps it's time to get some rest?<br>Then on your bed, you see a nest!<br>A Night-Owl knows it can be great<br>To finish work and stay up late,<br>But your new pets will softly peep<br>To tell you when it's time to sleep.",
"questPenguinNotes":"Though it be a hot summer day in th' southernmost tip o' Habitica, an unnatural chill has fallen upon Lively Lake. Strong, frigid winds rush around as th' shore begins t' freeze over. Ice spikes jut up from th' ground, pushing grass an' dirt away. @Melynnrose an' @Breadstrings run up to you.<br><br>\"Help!\" says @Melynnrose. \"We brought a giant penguin in to freeze the lake so we could all go ice skating, but we ran out of fish to feed him!\"<br><br>\"He got angry and is using his freeze breath on everything he sees!\" says @Breadstrings. \"Please, you have to subdue him before all of us are covered in ice!\" Looks like ye need this penguin t'... <em>cool down.</em>",
"questPenguinCompletion":"Upon th' penguin's defeat, th' ice melts away. Th' giant penguin settles down in th' sunshine, slurping up an extra bucket o' fish you found. He skates off 'cross th' lake, blowing gently downwards t' create smooth, sparkling ice. What an odd bird! \"It appears he left behind a few eggs, as well,\" says @Painter de Cluster. <br><br>@Rattify laughs. \"Maybe these penguins will be a little more... chill?\"",
"questStressbeastText":"Th' Abominable Stressbeast o' th' Stoïkalm Steppes",
"questStressbeastNotes":"Complete Dailies an' T'-Dos t' damage th' World Boss! Incomplete Dailies fill th' Stress Strike Bar. When th' Stress Strike bar be full, th' World Boss will attack an NPC. A World Boss will never damage individual players or accounts in any way. Only active accounts who not be restin' in th' inn will have their incomplete Dailies tallied.<br><br>~*~<br><br>Th' first thing we hear are th' footsteps, slower an' more thunderin' than th' stampede. One by one, Habiticans look outside their doors, an' words fail us.<br><br>We've all seen Stressbeasts before, o' course - tiny vicious creatures that attack durin' difficult times. But this? This towers taller than th' buildings, with paws that could crush a dragon with ease. Frost swings from its stinkin' fur, an' as it roars, th' icy blast rips th' roofs off our houses. A monster o' this magnitude has never been mentioned outside o' distant legend.<br><br>\"Beware, Habiticans!\" SabreCat cries. \"Barricade yourselves indoors - this is the Abominable Stressbeast itself!\"<br><br>\"That thing must be made of centuries of stress!\" Kiwibot says, lockin' the Tavern door tightly an' shuttering th' windows.<br><br>\"The Stoïkalm Steppes,\" Lemoness says, face grim. \"All this time, we thought they were placid and untroubled, but they must have been secretly hiding their stress somewhere. Over generations, it grew into this, and now it's broken free and attacked them - and us!\"<br><br>There be only one way t' drive away a Stressbeast, Abominable or otherwise, an' that's t' attack it with completed Dailies an' T'-Dos! Let's all band together an' fight off this fearsome foe - but be sure not t' slack on yer tasks, or our undone Dailies may enrage it so much that it lashes out...",
"questStressbeastBossRageStables":"`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nThe surge of stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, an' their dark-red color has infuriated th' Abominable Stressbeast an' caused it t' regain some o' its health! Th' horrible creature lunges for th' Stables, but Matt th' Beast Master heroically leaps into the fray t' protect the pets an' mounts. Th' Stressbeast has seized Matt in its vicious grip, but at least it's distracted for th' moment. Hurry! Let's keep our Dailies in check an' defeat this monster before it attacks again!",
"questStressbeastBossRageBailey":"`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nTh' surge o' stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nAhh!!! Our incomplete Dailies caused th' Abominable Stressbeast t' become madder than ever an' regain some o' its health! Bailey th' Town Crier was shoutin' for citizens t' get t' safety, an' now it has seized her in its other hand! Look at her, valiantly reporting on th' news as the Stressbeast swings her around viciously... Let's be worthy o' her bravery by bein' as productive as we can t' save our NPCs!",
"questStressbeastBossRageGuide":"`Abominable Stressbeast uses STRESS STRIKE!`\n\nTh' surge o' stress heals Abominable Stressbeast!\n\nLook out! Justin the Guide be tryin' t' distract the Stressbeast by runnin' around its ankles, yelling productivity tips! Th' Abominable Stressbeast be stomping madly, but it seems like we're really wearin' this beast down. I doubt it has enough energy for another strike. Don't give up... we're so close t' finishing it off!",
"questStressbeastDesperation":"`Abominable Stressbeast reaches 500K health! Abominable Stressbeast uses Desperate Defense!`\n\nWe be nearly there, Habiticians! With hard work 'n Dailies, we've carved the Stressbeast's health down to only 500K! The beast roars 'n flails with its last strength, becomin' more fearsome by the second. Bailey and Matt yell in terror as it begins to swing 'em around at a terrifyin' speed, raisin' a blindin' blizzard that makes it harder to hit.\n\nPut yer backs into it, me hearties, 'n never fear - this is a sign that the Stressbeast knows it'll soon sink beneath the waves. Don't give up, heave!",
"questStressbeastCompletion":"<strong>The Abominable Stressbeast be DEFEATED!</strong><br><br>We've done it! With a final bellow, th' Abominable Stressbeast dissipates into a cloud o' snow. The flakes twinkle down through th' air as cheering Habiticans embrace their pets and mounts. Our animals an' our NPCs be safe once more!<br><br><strong>Stoïkalm is Saved!</strong><br><br>SabreCat speaks gently t' a small sabertooth. \"Please find the citizens of the Stoïkalm Steppes and bring them to us,\" he says. Several hours later, the sabertooth returns, with a herd o' mammoth riders following slowly behind. You recognize th' head rider as Lady Glaciate, the leader of Stoïkalm.<br><br>\"Mighty Habiticans,\" she says, \"My citizens and I owe you the deepest thanks, and the deepest apologies. In an effort to protect our Steppes from turmoil, we began to secretly banish all of our stress into the icy mountains. We had no idea that it would build up over generations into the Stressbeast that you saw! When it broke loose, it trapped all of us in the mountains in its stead and went on a rampage against our beloved animals.\" Her sad gaze follows th' falling snow. \"We put everyone at risk with our foolishness. Rest assured that in the future, we will come to you with our problems before our problems come to you.\"<br><br>She turns t' where @Baconsaur be snugglin' with some o' th' baby mammoths. \"We have brought your animals an offering of food to apologize for frightening them, and as a symbol of trust, we will leave some of our pets and mounts with you. We know that you will all take care good care of them.\"",
"questStressbeastCompletionChat":"`The Abominable Stressbeast be DEFEATED!`\n\nWe've done it! With a final bellow, th' Abominable Stressbeast dissipates into a cloud o' snow. The flakes twinkle down through th' air as cheerin' Habiticans embrace their pets an' mounts. Our animals an' our NPCs be safe once more!\n\n`Stoïkalm is Saved!`\n\nSabreCat speaks gently t' a small sabertooth. \"Please find the citizens of the Stoïkalm Steppes and bring them to us,\" he says. Several hours later, th' sabertooth returns, with a herd o' mammoth riders following slowly behind. Ye recognize th' head rider as Lady Glaciate, th' leader o' Stoïkalm.\n\n\"Mighty Habiticans,\" she says, \"My citizens and I owe you the deepest thanks, and the deepest apologies. In an effort to protect our Steppes from turmoil, we began to secretly banish all of our stress into the icy mountains. We had no idea that it would build up over generations into the Stressbeast that you saw! When it broke loose, it trapped all of us in the mountains in its stead and went on a rampage against our beloved animals.\" Her sad gaze follows th' falling snow. \"We put everyone at risk with our foolishness. Rest assured that in the future, we will come to you with our problems before our problems come to you.\"\n\nShe turns t' where @Baconsaur be snugglin' with some o' th' baby mammoths. \"We have brought your animals an offering of food to apologize for frightening them, and as a symbol of trust, we will leave some of our pets and mounts with you. We know that you will all take care good care of them.\"",
"questTRexNotes":"Now that ancient creatures from th' Stoïkalm Steppes be roamin' throughout all o' Habitica, @Urse has decided t' adopt a full-grown Tyrannosaur. What could go wrong?<br><br>Everything.",
"questTRexCompletion":"Th' wild dinosaur finally stops its rampage and settles down t' make friends with th' giant roosters. @Urse beams down at it. \"They're not such terrible pets, after all! They just need a little discipline. Here, take some Tyrannosaur eggs for yourself.\"",
"questTRexUndeadNotes":"As th' ancient dinosaurs from th' Stoïkalm Steppes roam through Habit City, a cry o' terror emanates from th' Grand Museum. @Baconsaur shouts, \"The Tyrannosaur skeleton in the museum is stirring! It must have sensed its kin!\" Th' bony beast bares its teeth an' clatters towards ye. How can ye defeat a creature that already be dead? You'll have t' strike fast before it heals itself!",
"questTRexUndeadCompletion":"Th' Tyrannosaur's glowing eyes grow dark, an' it settles back onto its familiar pedestal. Everyone sighs with relief. \"Look!\" @Baconsaur says. \"Some of the fossilized eggs are shiny and new! Maybe they'll hatch for you.\"",
"questTRexUndeadRageDescription":"This bar fills when ye don't complete your Dailies. When it be full, th' Skeletal Tyrannosaur will heal 30% o' its remaining health!",
"questTRexUndeadRageEffect":"`Skeletal Tyrannosaur uses SKELETON HEALING!`\n\nThe monster lets forth an unearthly roar, an' some o' its damaged bones knit back together!",
"questRockNotes":"Crossin' Habitica's Meandering Mountains with some friends, ye make camp one night in a beautiful cave laced with shining minerals. But when ye wake up th' next morning, the entrance has disappeared, an' th' floor o' th' cave be shiftin' underneath you.<br><br>\"The mountain's alive!\" shouts yer companion @pfeffernusse. \"These aren't crystals - these are teeth!\"<br><br>@Painter de Cluster grabs yer hand. \"We'll have to find another way out - stay with me and don't get distracted, or we could be trapped in here forever!\"",
"questRockCompletion":"Yer diligence has allowed ye t' find a safe path through th' living mountain. Standin' in th' sunshine, yer friend @intune notices something glinting on th' ground by th' cave's exit. You stoop to pick it up, an' see that it be a small rock with a vein o' gold running through it. Beside it be a number o' other rocks with rather peculiar shapes. They almost look like... eggs?",
"questBunnyNotes":"After many difficult days, ye reach th' peak o' Mount Procrastination an' stand before th' imposing doors o' th' Fortress o' Neglect. Ye read th' inscription in th' stone. \"Inside resides the creature that embodies your greatest fears, the reason for your inaction. Knock and face your demon!\" Ye tremble, imaginin' th' horror within an' feel th' urge t' flee as ye have done so many times before. @Draayder holds ye back. \"Steady, my friend! The time has come at last. You must do this!\"<br><br>Ye knock an' the doors swing inward. From within th' gloom ye hear a deafenin' roar, an' ye draw yer weapon.",
"questBunnyCompletion":"With one final blow th' killer rabbit sinks t' th' ground. A sparkly mist rises from her body as she shrinks down into a tiny bunny... nothing like th' cruel beast ye faced a moment before. Her nose twitches adorably an' she hops away, leaving some eggs behind. @Gully laughs. \"Mount Procrastination has a way of making even the smallest challenges seem insurmountable. Let's gather these eggs and head for home.\"",
"questSlimeNotes":"As ye work on yer tasks, ye notice ye be movin' slower an' slower. \"It's like walking through molasses,\" @Leephon grumbles. \"No, like walking through jelly!\" @starsystemic says. \"That slimy Jelly Regent has slathered his stuff all over Habitica. It's gumming up the works. Everybody is slowing down.\" Ye look around. Th' streets be slowly fillin' with clear, colorful ooze, an' Habiticans be strugglin' t' get anything done. As others flee th' area, ye grab a mop an' prepare fer battle!",
"questSlimeCompletion":"With a final jab, ye trap th' Jelly Regent in an over-sized donut, rushed in by @Overomega, @LordDarkly, an' @Shaner, th' quick-thinking leaders o' th' pastry club. As everyone be pattin' ye on th' back, you feel someone slip somethin' into yer pocket. It be th' reward for yer sweet success: three Marshmallow Slime eggs.",
"questSheepNotes":"As ye wander th' rural Taskan countryside with friends, takin' a \"quick break\" from yer obligations, ye find a cozy yarn shop. Ye be so absorbed in yer procrastination that ye hardly notice th' ominous clouds creep over th' horizon. \"I've got a ba-a-a-ad feeling about this weather,\" mutters @Misceo, and ye look up. Th' stormy clouds be swirlin' together, an' they look a lot like a... \"We don't have time for cloud-gazing!\" @starsystemic shouts. \"It's attacking!\" Th' Thunder Ram hurtles forward, slingin' bolts o' lightning right at ye!",
"questSheepCompletion":"Impressed by yer diligence, th' Thunder Ram be drained o' its fury. It launches three huge hailstones in yer direction, an' then fades away with a low rumble. Upon closer inspection, ye discover that th' hailstones actually be three fluffy eggs. Ye gather 'em up, an' then stroll home under a blue sky.",
"questKrakenNotes":"It be a warm, sunny day as ye sail across th' Inkomplete Bay, but yer thoughts are clouded with worries about everything that ye still need t' do. It seems that as soon as ye finish one task, another crops up, an' then another...<br><br>Suddenly, th' boat gives a horrible jolt, an' slimy tentacles burst out o' th' water on all sides! \"We're being attacked by the Kraken of Inkomplete!\" Wolvenhalo cries.<br><br>\"Quickly!\" Lemoness calls to you. \"Strike down as many tentacles and tasks as you can, before new ones can rise up to take their place!\"",
"questKrakenBoss":"Th' Kraken o' Inkomplete",
"questKrakenCompletion":"As th' Kraken flees, several eggs float t' th' surface o' th' water. Lemoness examines 'em, an' her suspicion turns t' delight. \"Cuttlefish eggs!\" she says. \"Here, take them as a reward for everything you've completed.\"",
"questWhaleNotes":"Ye arrive at th' Diligent Docks, hopin' t' take a submarine t' watch th' Dilatory Derby. Suddenly, a deafening bellow forces ye t' stop an' cover yer ears. \"Thar she blows!\" cries Captain @krazjega, pointin' t' a huge, wailing whale. \"It's not safe to send out the submarines while she's thrashing around!\"<br><br>\"Quick,\" calls @UncommonCriminal. \"Help me calm the poor creature so we can figure out why she's making all this noise!\"",
"questWhaleCompletion":"After much hard work, th' whale finally ceases her thunderous cry. \"Looks like she was drowning in waves of negative habits,\" @zoebeagle explains. \"Thanks to your consistent effort, we were able to turn the tides!\" As ye step into th' submarine, several whale eggs bob towards you, an' ye scoop 'em up.",
"questDilatoryDistress1Notes":"A message in a bottle arrived from th' newly rebuilt city of Dilatory! It reads: \"Dear Habiticans, we need your help once again. Our princess has disappeared and the city is under siege by some unknown watery demons! The mantis shrimps are holding the attackers at bay. Please aid us!\" To make the long journey to the sunken city, one must be able to breathe water. Fortunately, th' alchemists @Benga and @hazel can make it all possible! Ye only have t' find th' proper ingredients.",
"questDilatoryDistress1Completion":"Ye don th' finned armor an' swim t' Dilatory as quickly as ye can. Th' merfolk an' their mantis shrimp allies have managed t' keep th' monsters outside th' city for th' moment, but they be losin'. No sooner are ye within th' castle walls than th' horrifyin' siege descends!",
"questDilatoryDistress2Text":"Dilatory Distress, Part 2: Creatures o' th' Crevasse",
"questDilatoryDistress2Notes":"Th' siege can be seen from miles away: thousands o' disembodied skulls rushin' through a portal in th' crevasse walls an' makin' their way towards Dilatory.<br><br>When ye meet King Manta in 'is war room, 'is eyes seem sunken, an' 'is face be worried. \"My daughter Adva disappeared into the Dark Crevasse just before this siege began. Please find her and bring her back home safely! I will lend you my Fire Coral Circlet to aid you. If you succeed, it is yours.\"",
"questDilatoryDistress2Completion":"Ye vanquish th' nightmarish horde o' skulls, but ye feel no closer t' findin' Adva. Ye speak t' @Kiwibot, th' royal tracker, t' see if she has any ideas. \"The mantis shrimps that defend the city must have seen Adva escape,\" @Kiwibot says. \"Try following them into the Dark Crevasse.\"",
"questDilatoryDistress2RageDescription":"Swarm Respawn: This bar fills when ye don't complete yer Dailies. When it be full, th' Water Skull Swarm will heal 30% o' its remaining health!",
"questDilatoryDistress2RageEffect":"`Water Skull Swarm uses SWARM RESPAWN!`\n\nEmboldened by their victories, more skulls pour forth from th' crevasse, bolstering th' swarm!",
"questDilatoryDistress3Notes":"Ye follow th' mantis shrimps deep into th' Crevasse, an' discover an underwater fortress. Princess Adva, escorted by more watery skulls, awaits ye inside th' main hall. \"My father has sent you, has he not? Tell him I refuse to return. I am content to stay here and practice my sorcery. Leave now, or you shall feel the wrath of the ocean's new queen!\" Adva seems very adamant, but as she speaks ye notice a strange, ruby pendant on her neck glowing ominously... Perhaps her delusions would cease should ye break it?",
"questDilatoryDistress3Completion":"Finally, ye manage t' pull th' bewitched pendant from Adva's neck an' throw it away. Adva clutches her head. \"Where am I? What happened here?\" After hearin' your story, she frowns. \"This necklace was given to me by a strange ambassador - a lady called 'Tzina'. I don't remember anything after that!\"<br><br>Back at Dilatory, Manta be overjoyed by yer success. \"Allow me to reward you with this trident and shield! I ordered them from @aiseant and @starsystemic as a gift for Adva, but... I'd rather not put weapons in her hands any time soon.\"",
"questCheetahNotes":"As ye hike across th' Sloensteadi Savannah with yer mates @PainterProphet, @tivaquinn, @Unruly Hyena, an' @Crawford, ye be startled t' see a Cheetah screeching past with a new Habitican clamped in its jaws. Under th' Cheetah's scorching paws, tasks burn away as though complete -- before anyone has th' chance t' actually finish them! Th' Habitican sees ye an' yells, \"Please help me! This Cheetah is making me level too quickly, but I'm not getting anything done. I want to slow down and enjoy the game. Make it stop!\" Ye fondly remember yer own fledgling days, an' know that ye have t' help th' newbie by stopping th' Cheetah!",
"questCheetahCompletion":"Th' new Habitican is breathin' heavily after th' wild ride, but thanks ye an' yer friends for yer help. \"I'm glad that Cheetah won't be able to grab anyone else. It did leave some Cheetah eggs for us, so maybe we can raise them into more trustworthy pets!\"",
"questCheetahUnlockText":"Unlocks purchasable Cheetah eggs in th' Market",
"questHorseText":"Ride th' Night-Mare",
"questHorseNotes":"While relaxin' in th' Pub with @beffymaroo an' @JessicaChase, th' talk turns t' good-natured boasting about yer adventurin' accomplishments. Proud o' yer deeds, an' perhaps gettin' a bit carried away, ye brag that ye can tame any task around. A nearby stranger turns toward ye an' smiles. One eye twinkles as he invites ye t' prove yer claim by ridin' his horse.\nAs ye all head for th' stables, @UncommonCriminal whispers, \"You may have bitten off more than ye can chew. That's no horse - that's a Night-Mare!\" Looking at its stamping hooves, ye begin t' regret yer words...",
"questHorseCompletion":"It takes all yer skill, but finally th' horse stamps a couple o' hooves an' nuzzles you in th' shoulder before allowin' ye t' mount. Ye ride briefly but proudly around th' Pub grounds while yer friends cheer. Th' stranger breaks into a broad grin.\n\"I can see that was no idle boast! Yer determination truly be impressive. Take these eggs t' raise horses o' yer own, an' perhaps we'll meet again one day.\" Ye take th' eggs, th' stranger tips his hat... an' vanishes.",
"questBurnoutNotes":"It be well past midnight, still an' stiflingly hot, when Redphoenix an' scout captain Kiwibot abruptly burst through th' city gates. \"We need t' evacuate all th' wooden buildings!\" Redphoenix shouts. \"Hurry!\"<br><br>Kiwibot grips th' wall as she catches her breath. \"It's draining people an' turnin' them into Exhaust Spirits! That's why everything was delayed. That's where th' missing people have gone. It's been stealing their energy!\"<br><br>\"'It'?'\" asks Lemoness.<br><br>And then th' heat takes form.<br><br>It rises from th' earth in a billowin', twistin' mass, an' th' air chokes with th' scent o' smoke an' sulphur. Flames lick 'cross th' molten ground an' contort into limbs, writhing t' horrific heights. Smoldering eyes snap open, an' th' creature lets out a deep an' crackling cackle.<br><br> Kiwibot whispers a single word.<br><br><em>\"Burnout.\"</em>",
"questBurnoutCompletion":"<strong>Burnout be DEFEATED!</strong><br><br>With a great, soft sigh, Burnout slowly releases th' ardent energy that was fueling its fire. As the monster curls quietly into ashes, its stolen energy shimmers through the air, rejuvenating th' Exhaust Spirits an' returnin' them t' their true forms.<br><br>Ian, Daniel, an' th' Seasonal Sorceress cheer as Habiticans rush t' greet them, an' all th' missin' citizens o' th' Flourishing Fields embrace their friends an' families. Th' final Exhaust Spirit transforms into th' Joyful Reaper herself!<br><br>\"Look!\" whispers @Baconsaur, as th' ashes begin t' glitter. Slowly, they resolve into hundreds o' shining phoenixes!<br><br>One o' the glowin' birds alights on th' Joyful Reaper's skeletal arm, an' she grins at it. \"It has been a long time since I've had th' exquisite privilege t' behold a phoenix in th' Flourishing Fields,\" she says. \"Although given recent occurrences, I must say, this be highly thematically appropriate!\"<br><br>Her tone sobers, although (naturally) her grin remains. \"We're known for being hard-working here, but we are also known for our feasts an' festivities. Rather ironic, I suppose, that as we strove to plan a spectacular party, we refused t' permit ourselves any time for fun. We certainly won't make th' same mistake twice!\"<br><br>She claps her hands. \"Now - let's celebrate!\"",
"questBurnoutCompletionChat":"`Burnout is DEFEATED!`\n\nWith a great, soft sigh, Burnout slowly releases the ardent energy that was fueling its fire. As the monster curls quietly into ashes, its stolen energy shimmers through the air, rejuvenating the Exhaust Spirits and returning them to their true forms.\n\nIan, Daniel, and the Seasonal Sorceress cheer as Habiticans rush to greet them, and all the missing citizens of the Flourishing Fields embrace their friends and families. The final Exhaust Spirit transforms into the Joyful Reaper herself!\n\n\"Look!\" whispers @Baconsaur, as the ashes begin to glitter. Slowly, they resolve into hundreds of shining phoenixes!\n\nOne of the glowing birds alights on the Joyful Reaper's skeletal arm, and she grins at it. \"It has been a long time since I've had the exquisite privilege to behold a phoenix in the Flourishing Fields,\" she says. \"Although given recent occurrences, I must say, this is highly thematically appropriate!\"\n\nHer tone sobers, although (naturally) her grin remains. \"We're known for being hard-working here, but we are also known for our feasts and festivities. Rather ironic, I suppose, that as we strove to plan a spectacular party, we refused to permit ourselves any time for fun. We certainly won't make the same mistake twice!\"\n\nShe claps her hands. \"Now - let's celebrate!\"\n\nAll Habiticans receive:\n\nPhoenix Pet\nPhoenix Mount\nAchievement: Savior of the Flourishing Fields\nBasic Candy\nVanilla Candy\nSand Candy\nCinnamon Candy\nChocolate Candy\nRotten Candy\nSour Pink Candy\nSour Blue Candy\nHoney Candy",
"questBurnoutBossRageQuests":"`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've let some Dailies get away from us, and now Burnout is inflamed with energy! With a crackling snarl, it engulfs Ian the Quest Master in a surge of spectral fire. As fallen quest scrolls smolder, the smoke clears, and you see that Ian has been drained of energy and turned into a drifting Exhaust Spirit!\n\nOnly defeating Burnout can break the spell and restore our beloved Quest Master. Let's keep our Dailies in check and defeat this monster before it attacks again!",
"questBurnoutBossRageSeasonalShop":"`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nAhh!!! Our incomplete Dailies have fed the flames of Burnout, and now it has enough energy to strike again! It lets loose a gout of spectral flame that sears the Seasonal Shop. You're horrified to see that the cheery Seasonal Sorceress has been transformed into a drooping Exhaust Spirit.\n\nWe have to rescue our NPCs! Hurry, Habiticans, complete your tasks and defeat Burnout before it strikes for a third time!",
"questBurnoutBossRageTavern":"`Burnout uses EXHAUST STRIKE!`\n\nMany Habiticans have been hiding from Burnout in the Tavern, but no longer! With a screeching howl, Burnout rakes the Tavern with its white-hot hands. As the Tavern patrons flee, Daniel is caught in Burnout's grip, and transforms into an Exhaust Spirit right in front of you!\n\nThis hot-headed horror has gone on for too long. Don't give up... we're so close to vanquishing Burnout for once and for all!",
"questFrogNotes":"As you and your friends are slogging through the Swamps of Stagnation, @starsystemic points at a large sign. \"Stay on the path -- if you can.\"<br><br>\"Surely that isn't hard!\" @RosemonkeyCT says. \"It's broad and clear.\"<br><br>But as you continue, you notice that path is gradually overtaken by the muck of the swamp, laced with bits of strange blue debris and clutter, until it's impossible to proceed.<br><br>As you look around, wondering how it got this messy, @Jon Arjinborn shouts, \"Look out!\" An angry frog leaps from the sludge, clad in dirty laundry and lit by blue fire. You will have to overcome this poisonous Clutter Frog to progress!",
"questFrogCompletion":"The frog cowers back into the muck, defeated. As it slinks away, the blue slime fades, leaving the way ahead clear.<br><br>Sitting in the middle of the path are three pristine eggs. \"You can even see the tiny tadpoles through the clear casing!\" @Breadstrings says. \"Here, you should take them.\"",
"questSnakeNotes":"It takes a hardy soul to live in the Sand Dunes of Distraction. The arid desert is hardly a productive place, and the shimmering dunes have led many a traveler astray. However, something has even the locals spooked. The sands have been shifting and upturning entire villages. Residents claim a monster with an enormous serpentine body lies in wait under the sands, and they have all pooled together a reward for whomever will help them find and stop it. The much-lauded snake charmers @EmeraldOx and @PainterProphet have agreed to help you summon the beast. Can you stop the Serpent of Distraction?",
"questSnakeCompletion":"With assistance from the charmers, you banish the Serpent of Distraction. Though you were happy to help the inhabitants of the Dunes, you can't help but feel a little sad for your fallen foe. While you contemplate the sights, @LordDarkly approaches you. \"Thank you! It's not much, but I hope this can express our gratitude properly.\" He hands you some Gold and... some Snake eggs! You will see that majestic animal again after all.",
"questUnicornNotes":"Conquest Creek has become muddied, destroying Habit City's fresh water supply! Luckily, @Lukreja knows an old legend that claims that a unicorn's horn can purify the foulest of waters. Together with your intrepid guide @UncommonCriminal, you hike through the frozen peaks of the Meandering Mountains. Finally, at the icy summit of Mount Habitica itself, you find the Unicorn Queen amid the glittering snows. \"Your pleas are compelling,\" she tells you. \"But first you must prove that you are worthy of my aid!\"",
"questUnicornCompletion":"Impressed by your diligence and strength, the Unicorn Queen at last agrees that your cause is worthy. She allows you to ride on her back as she soars to the source of Conquest Creek. As she lowers her golden horn to the befouled waters, a brilliant blue light rises from the water’s surface. It is so blinding that you are forced to close your eyes. When you open them a moment later, the unicorn is gone. However, @rosiesully lets out a cry of delight: the water is now clear, and three shining eggs rest at the creek’s edge.",
"questSabretoothNotes":"A roaring monster is terrorizing Habitica! The creature stalks through the wilds and woods, then bursts forth to attack before vanishing again. It's been hunting innocent pandas and frightening the flying pigs into fleeing their pens to roost in the trees. @Inventrix and @icefelis explain that the Zombie Sabre Cat was set free while they were excavating in the ancient, untouched ice-fields of the Stoikalm Steppes. \"It was perfectly friendly at first – I don't know what happened. Please, you have to help us recapture it! Only a champion of Habitica can subdue this prehistoric beast!\"",
"questSabretoothCompletion":"After a long and tiring battle, you wrestle the Zombie Sabre Cat to the ground. As you are finally able to approach, you notice a nasty cavity in one of its sabre teeth. Realising the true cause of the cat's wrath, you're able to get the cavity filled by @Fandekasp, and advise everyone to avoid feeding their friend sweets in future. The Sabre Cat flourishes, and in gratitude, its tamers send you a generous reward – a clutch of sabretooth eggs!",
"questMonkeyNotes":"The Sloensteadi Savannah is being torn apart by the Monstrous Mandrill and his Mischief Monkeys! They shriek loudly enough to drown out the sound of approaching deadlines, encouraging everyone to avoid their duties and keep monkeying around. Alas, plenty of people ape this bad behavior. If no one stops these primates, soon everyone's tasks will be as red as the Monstrous Mandrill's face!<br><br>\"It will take a dedicated adventurer to resist them,\" says @yamato.<br><br>\"Quick, let's get this monkey off everyone's backs!\" @Oneironaut yells, and you charge into battle.",
"questMonkeyCompletion":"You did it! No bananas for those fiends today. Overwhelmed by your diligence, the monkeys flee in panic. \"Look,\" says @Misceo. \"They left a few eggs behind.\"<br><br>@Leephon grins. \"Maybe a well-trained pet monkey can help you as much as the wild ones hinder you!\"",
"questSnailNotes":"You're excited to begin questing in the abandoned Dungeons of Drudgery, but as soon as you enter, you feel the ground under your feet start to suck at your boots. You look up to the path ahead and see Habiticans mired in slime. @Overomega yells, \"They have too many unimportant tasks and dailies, and they're getting stuck on things that don't matter! Pull them out!\"<br><br>\"You need to find the source of the ooze,\" @Pfeffernusse agrees, \"or the tasks that they cannot accomplish will drag them down forever!\"<br><br>Pulling out your weapon, you wade through the gooey mud.... and encounter the fearsome Snail of Drudgery Sludge.",
"questSnailCompletion":"You bring your weapon down on the great Snail's shell, cracking it in two, releasing a flood of water. The slime is washed away, and the Habiticans around you rejoice. \"Look!\" says @Misceo. \"There's a small group of snail eggs in the remnants of the muck.\"",
"questBewilderNotes":"The party begins like any other.<br><br>The appetizers are excellent, the music is swinging, and even the dancing elephants have become routine. Habiticans laugh and frolic amid the overflowing floral centerpieces, happy to have a distraction from their least-favorite tasks, and the April Fool whirls among them, eagerly providing an amusing trick here and a witty twist there.<br><br>As the Mistiflying clock tower strikes midnight, the April Fool leaps onto the stage to give a speech.<br><br>“Friends! Enemies! Tolerant acquaintances! Lend me your ears.” The crowd chuckles as animal ears sprout from their heads, and they pose with their new accessories.<br><br>“As you know,” the Fool continues, “my confusing illusions usually only last a single day. But I’m pleased to announce that I’ve discovered a shortcut that will guarantee us non-stop fun, without having to deal with the pesky weight of our responsibilities. Charming Habiticans, meet my magical new friend... the Be-Wilder!”<br><br>Lemoness pales suddenly, dropping her hors d'oeuvres. “Wait! Don’t trust--”<br><br>But suddenly mists are pouring into the room, glittering and thick, and they swirl around the April Fool, coalescing into cloudy feathers and a stretching neck. The crowd is speechless as an monstrous bird unfolds before them, its wings shimmering with illusions. It lets out a horrible screeching laugh.<br><br>“Oh, it has been ages since a Habitican has been foolish enough to summon me! How wonderful it feels, to have a tangible form at last.”<br><br>Buzzing in terror, the magic bees of Mistiflying flee the floating city, which sags from the sky. One by one, the brilliant spring flowers wither up and wisp away.<br><br>“My dearest friends, why so alarmed?” crows the Be-Wilder, beating its wings. “There’s no need to toil for your rewards any more. I’ll just give you all the things that you desire!”<br><br>A rain of coins pours from the sky, hammering into the ground with brutal force, and the crowd screams and flees for cover. “Is this a joke?” Baconsaur shouts, as the gold smashes through windows and shatters roof shingles.<br><br>PainterProphet ducks as lightning bolts crackle overhead, and fog blots out the sun. “No! This time, I don’t think it is!”<br><br>Quickly, Habiticans, don’t let this World Boss distract us from our goals! Stay focused on the tasks that you need to complete so we can rescue Mistiflying -- and hopefully, ourselves.",
"questBewilderCompletion":"<strong>The Be-Wilder is DEFEATED!</strong><br><br>We've done it! The Be-Wilder lets out a ululating cry as it twists in the air, shedding feathers like falling rain. Slowly, gradually, it coils into a cloud of sparkling mist. As the newly-revealed sun pierces the fog, it burns away, revealing the coughing, mercifully human forms of Bailey, Matt, Alex.... and the April Fool himself.<br><br><strong>Mistiflying is saved!</strong><br><br>The April Fool has enough shame to look a bit sheepish. “Oh, hm,” he says. “Perhaps I got a little…. carried away.”<br><br>The crowd mutters. Sodden flowers wash up on sidewalks. Somewhere in the distance, a roof collapses with a spectacular splash.<br><br>“Er, yes,” the April Fool says. “That is. What I meant to say was, I’m dreadfully sorry.” He heaves a sigh. “I suppose it can’t all be fun and games, after all. It might not hurt to focus occasionally. Maybe I’ll get a head start on next year’s pranking.”<br><br>Redphoenix coughs meaningfully.<br><br>“I mean, get a head start on this year’s spring cleaning!” the April Fool says. “Nothing to fear, I’ll have Habit City in spit-shape soon. Luckily nobody is better than I at dual-wielding mops.”<br><br>Encouraged, the marching band starts up.<br><br>It isn’t long before all is back to normal in Habit City. Plus, now that the Be-Wilder has evaporated, the magical bees of Mistiflying bustle back to work, and soon the flowers are blooming and the city is floating once more.<br><br>As Habiticans cuddle the magical fuzzy bees, the April Fool’s eyes light up. “Oho, I’ve had a thought! Why don’t you all keep some of these fuzzy Bee Pets and Mounts? It’s a gift that perfectly symbolizes the balance between hard work and sweet rewards, if I’m going to get all boring and allegorical on you.” He winks. “Besides, they don’t have stingers! Fool’s honor.”",
"questBewilderCompletionChat":"`The Be-Wilder is DEFEATED!`\n\nWe've done it! The Be-Wilder lets out a ululating cry as it twists in the air, shedding feathers like falling rain. Slowly, gradually, it coils into a cloud of sparkling mist. As the newly-revealed sun pierces the fog, it burns away, revealing the coughing, mercifully human forms of Bailey, Matt, Alex.... and the April Fool himself.\n\n`Mistiflying is saved!`\n\nThe April Fool has enough shame to look a bit sheepish. “Oh, hm,” he says. “Perhaps I got a little…. carried away.”\n\nThe crowd mutters. Sodden flowers wash up on sidewalks. Somewhere in the distance, a roof collapses with a spectacular splash.\n\n“Er, yes,” the April Fool says. “That is. What I meant to say was, I’m dreadfully sorry.” He heaves a sigh. “I suppose it can’t all be fun and games, after all. It might not hurt to focus occasionally. Maybe I’ll get a head start on next year’s pranking.”\n\nRedphoenix coughs meaningfully.\n\n“I mean, get a head start on this year’s spring cleaning!” the April Fool says. “Nothing to fear, I’ll have Habit City in spit-shape soon. Luckily nobody is better than I at dual-wielding mops.”\n\nEncouraged, the marching band starts up.\n\nIt isn’t long before all is back to normal in Habit City. Plus, now that the Be-Wilder has evaporated, the magical bees of Mistiflying bustle back to work, and soon the flowers are blooming and the city is floating once more.\n\nAs Habiticans cuddle the magical fuzzy bees, the April Fool’s eyes light up. “Oho, I’ve had a thought! Why don’t you all keep some of these fuzzy Bee Pets and Mounts? It’s a gift that perfectly symbolizes the balance between hard work and sweet rewards, if I’m going to get all boring and allegorical on you.” He winks. “Besides, they don’t have stingers! Fool’s honor.”",
"questBewilderBossRageMarket":"`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nOh no! Despite our best efforts, we've gotten distracted by the Be-Wilder’s charming illusions and have forgotten to do some of our Dailies! With a cackling cry, the shining bird beats its wings, raising a swarm of mist around Alex the Merchant. When the fog clears, he has been possessed! “Have some free samples!” he shouts gleefully, and begins to hurl exploding eggs and potions at fleeing Habiticans. Not the most favorable of sales, to be sure.\n\nHurry! Let's stay focused on our Dailies to defeat this monster before it possesses someone else.",
"questBewilderBossRageStables":"`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nAhh!!! Once again the Be-Wilder has dazzled us into neglecting our Dailies, and now it has attacked Matt the Beast Master! With a swirl of mist, Matt transforms into a terrifying winged creature, and all the pets and mounts howl sadly in their stables. Quickly, stay focused on your tasks to defeat this dastardly distraction!",
"questBewilderBossRageBailey":"`The Be-Wilder uses BEGUILEMENT STRIKE!`\n\nLook out! In the middle of reporting the news, Bailey the Town Crier has been possessed by the Be-Wilder! She lets out an evil, uninformative screech as she rises into the air. Now how will we know what’s going on?\n\nDon't give up... we're so close to defeating this bothersome bird for once and for all!",
"questFalconText":"Th' Birds o' Preycrastination",
"questFalconNotes":"Mt. Habitica is being overshadowed by a looming mountain of To-Dos. It used to be a place to picnic and enjoy a sense of accomplishment, until the neglected tasks grew out of control. Now it's home to fearsome Birds of Preycrastination, foul creatures which stop Habiticans from completing their tasks!<br><br>\"It's too hard!\" they caw at @JonArinbjorn and @Onheiron. \"It'll take too long to do right now! It won't make any difference if you wait until tomorrow! Why don't you do something fun instead?\"<br><br>No more, you vow. You will climb your personal mountain of To-Dos and defeat the Birds of Preycrastination!",
"questFalconCompletion":"Having finally triumphed over the Birds of Preycrastination, you settle down to enjoy the view and your well-earned rest.<br><br>\"Wow!\" says @Trogdorina. \"You won!\"<br><br>@Squish adds, \"Here, take these eggs I found as a reward.\"",
"questFalconBoss":"Birds o' Preycrastination",
"questFalconDropFalconEgg":"Falcon (Egg)",
"questFalconUnlockText":"Unlocks purchasable Falcon eggs in th' Market",
"questTreelingText":"The Tangle Tree",
"questTreelingNotes":"It's the annual Garden Competition, and everyone is talking about the mysterious project which @aurakami has promised to unveil. You join the crowd on the day of the big announcement, and marvel at the introduction of a moving tree. @fuzzytrees explains that the tree will help with garden maintenance, showing how it can mow the lawn, trim the hedge and prune the roses all at the same time – until the tree suddenly goes wild, turning its secateurs on its creator! The crowd panics as everyone tries to flee, but you aren't afraid – you leap forward, ready to do battle.",
"questTreelingCompletion":"You dust yourself off as the last few leaves drift to the floor. In spite of the upset, the Garden Competition is now safe – although the tree you just reduced to a heap of wood chips won't be winning any prizes! \"Still a few kinks to work out there,\" @PainterProphet says. \"Perhaps someone else would do a better job of training the saplings. Do you fancy a go?\"",
"questTreelingUnlockText":"Unlocks purchasable Treeling eggs in the Market",
"questAxolotlText":"The Magical Axolotl",
"questAxolotlNotes":"From the depths of Washed-Up Lake you see rising bubbles and... fire? A little axolotl rises from the murky water spewing streaks of colors. Suddenly it begins to open its mouth and @streak yells, \"Look out!\" as the Magical Axolotl starts to gulp up your willpower!<br><br>The Magical Axolotl swells with spells, taunting you. \"Have you heard of my powers of regeneration? You'll tire before I do!\"<br><br>\"We can defeat you with the good habits we've built!\" @PainterProphet defiantly shouts. You steel yourself to be productive to defeat the Magical Axolotl and regain your stolen willpower!",
"questAxolotlCompletion":"After defeating the Magical Axolotl, you realize that you regained your willpower all on your own.<br><br>\"The willpower? The regeneration? It was all just an illusion?\" @Kiwibot asks.<br><br>\"Most magic is,\" the Magical Axolotl replies. \"I'm sorry for tricking you. Please take these eggs as an apology. I trust you to raise them to use their magic for good habits and not evil!\"<br><br>You and @hazel40 clutch your new eggs in one hand and wave goodbye with the other as the Magical Axolotl returns to the lake.",
"questAxolotlBoss":"Magical Axolotl",
"questAxolotlDropAxolotlEgg":"Axolotl (Egg)",
"questAxolotlUnlockText":"Unlocks purchasable Axolotl eggs in the Market",
"questAxolotlRageTitle":"Axolotl Regeneration",
"questAxolotlRageDescription":"This bar fills when you don't complete your Dailies. When it is full, the Magical Axolotl will heal 30% of its remaining health!",
"questAxolotlRageEffect":"`Magical Axolotl uses AXOLOTL REGENERATION!`\n\n`A curtain of colorful bubbles obscures the monster for a moment, and when it clears, some of its wounds have vanished!`",
"questTurtleText":"Guide the Turtle",
"questTurtleNotes":"Help! This giant sea turtle cannot find her way to her nesting beach. She returns there every year to lay her eggs, but this year Inkomplete Bay is filled with toxic Task Flotsam made of red dailies and unchecked to-dos. \"She's thrashing in a panic!\" @JessicaChase says.<br><br>@UncommonCriminal nods. \"It's because her guiding senses are fogged and confused.\"<br><br>@Scarabsi grabs your arm. \"Can you help clear the Task Flotsam blocking her path? It may be hazardous, but we have to help her!\"",
"questTurtleCompletion":"Your valiant work has cleared the waters for our sea turtle to find her beach. You, @Bambin, and @JaizakAripaik watch as she buries her brood of eggs deep in the sand so they can grow and hatch into hundreds of little sea turtles. Ever the lady, she gives you three eggs each, asking that you feed and nurture them so one day they become big sea turtles themselves.",
"questTurtleBoss":"Task Flotsam",
"questTurtleDropTurtleEgg":"Turtle (Egg)",
"questTurtleUnlockText":"Unlocks purchasable Turtle eggs in the Market"
