"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"This champion slew a critical GitHub foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes":"This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyText":"Skeleton Key",
"weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyNotes":"All the best Sneakthieves carry a key that can open any lock! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarNotes":"The curved blade of this Scimitar is perfect for attacking Tasks from the back of a mount! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialFencingFoilText":"Fencing Foil",
"weaponSpecialFencingFoilNotes":"Should anyone dare to impugn your honor, you'll be ready with this fine foil! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialTachiText":"Tachi",
"weaponSpecialTachiNotes":"This light and curved sword will shred your tasks to ribbons! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialAetherCrystalsNotes":"These bracers and crystals once belonged to the Lost Masterclasser herself. Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this hooked sword! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"All the power of the seas filters through this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Attack your tasks with these twisting roots! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2016MageText":"Ominous Orb",
"weaponSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"Don't ask this orb to tell your future... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Stick of Might",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Conquer your goals by whacking them with this mighty stick! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Winter Wolf Crystal Staff",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"The glowing blue crystal set in the end of this staff is called the Winter Wolf's Eye! It channels magic from snow and ice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"This wand can reach into your dreams and bring you visions of dancing sugarplums. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"This mighty whip will tame the unruliest task. But.. It's also… So FUN AND DISTRACTING!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"When you're not crafting spells with it, you can throw it and then bring it back! What fun!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"The true magic of this wand is the secret of new life inside the colorful shell. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"Summon up magical whips of boiling water to smite your tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerText":"Pearl Wand",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"A single touch from this pearl-tipped wand soothes away all wounds. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"All your foes will cower before this tasty-looking lance, regardless of whether they're ghosts, monsters, or red To-Dos. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017MageText":"Spooky Staff",
"weaponSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"The eyes of the glowing skull on this staff radiate magic and mystery. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"This light dispels fear and lets others know you're here to help. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"The sparkly appearance of this bright weapon will dazzle your enemies as you swing it! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018MageNotes":"Magic--and glitter--is in the air! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"This mistletoe ball is sure to enchant and delight passersby! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponMystery201611Notes":"All manner of delicious and wholesome foods spill forth from this horn. Enjoy the feast! Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponMystery201708Notes":"The fiery glow of this sword will make quick work of even dark red Tasks! Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes":"Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes":"This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so you can attack them. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes":"With a wave of your baton and some witty repartee, even the most complicated situations become clear. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes":"Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes":"A certificate of significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes":"A tool for digging, as well as flicking sand into the eyes of enemy monsters. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowNotes":"Your arrow will fly like a shooting star from this brilliant red bow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireOgreClubNotes":"This club was salvaged from an actual Ogre's lair. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 2 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffNotes":"Made from a fallen limb of an ancient tree, this staff will help you communicate with forest denizens great and small. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsNotes":"This wand sparkles with a warm red light. It will also grant your heart wisdom. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffNotes":"Use this gnarled staff to work mycological magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerNotes":"Enjoy this delightful sparkler responsibly. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayNotes":"Use this lacquered tray to show the fine goods you're offering for sale. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireBattleAxeNotes":"This fine iron axe is well-suited to battling your fiercest foes or your most difficult tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireHoofClippersNotes":"Trim the hooves of your hard-working mounts to help them stay healthy as they carry you to adventure! Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWeaversCombNotes":"Use this comb to pack your weft threads together to make a tightly woven fabric. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireLamplighterNotes":"This long pole has a wick on one end for lighting lamps, and a hook on the other end for putting them out. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This armor was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"armorSpecialPyromancersRobesNotes":"These elegant robes bestow each strike and spell with a burst of ethereal fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialBardRobesNotes":"These colorful robes may be conspicuous, but you can sing your way out of any situation. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorNotes":"This suit of fur and leather includes a snazzy cape studded with rose quartz gems. It will protect you from bitter winds as you adventure in the coldest climes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesNotes":"These vividly striped robes will allow you to fly through gale-force winds smoothly and safely. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesNotes":"These robes will help hide you in the dead of night, but will also allow freedom of movement as you silently sneak about! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesText":"Snow Sovereign Robes",
"armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesNotes":"These robes are elegant enough for court, yet warm enough for the coldest winter day. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"這件護甲是極寒冰凍的。然而，當你在冰柱龍聚集地的中心發現了無盡的財寶時，它肯定是值得擁有的。不是為了你正在尋找的那些數不清的財寶，而是因為你就是真正的、理所當然的、絕對真的冰柱龍，好嗎？別再問問題了！增加 <%= per %>感知。 2014-2015冬季限定版裝備。",
"armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorText":"薑餅護甲",
"armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"舒適且溫暖，火爐特供的喔！增加體質<%= con %>。 2014-2015 冬日限定版裝備",
"armorSpecialWinter2015MageText":"北方服飾",
"armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"你可以從這件長袍上看到北方閃亮的光芒。增加智力<%= int %>。 2014-2015 冬日限定版裝備",
"armorSpecialWinter2015HealerText":"溜冰衣",
"armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"溜冰可是很放鬆的，但沒有這件保護裝你可別輕易嘗試，小心冰柱龍的攻擊！增加體質<%= con %>。2014-2015冬日限定版裝備",
"armorSpecialSpring2015RogueText":"霹靂法袍",
"armorSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"毛茸茸，軟綿綿，而且絕對不會燒起來。提高<%= per %>點感知。2015春季限定版裝備。",
"armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"警惕護甲",
"armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"只有最兇猛的狗才有資格這麼毛茸茸。提高<%= con %>點體質。2015春季限定版裝備。",
"armorSpecialSpring2015MageText":"魔術師的兔子西裝",
"armorSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"你的燕尾服尾巴很配你的棉尾巴哦！提高<%= int %>點智力。2015春季限定版裝備。",
"armorSpecialSpring2015HealerText":"撫慰連衣褲",
"armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"這條柔軟的連衣褲非常舒適，就像薄荷茶一樣撫慰人心。提高<%= con %>點體質。2015春季限定版裝備。",
"armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? You'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts and spraying everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"A clever pup knows to choose a brighter guise for concealment when everything is green and vibrant. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"Though you be but little, you are fierce! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"Brightly colored, so you won't be mistaken for a necromouser. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"Hippity hop! Bound from hill to hill, healing those in need. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"This electrifying garment transforms its wearer into a real Eel Rogue! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorText":"Shark Tail",
"armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"This rough garment transforms its wearer into a real Shark Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016MageText":"Dolphin Tail",
"armorSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"This slippery garment transforms its wearer into a real Dolphin Mage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"This spiky garment transforms its wearer into a real Seahorse Healer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016RogueNotes":"The eyes on this armor are constantly blinking. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Mysteriously moist and mossy! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016MageText":"Cloak of Wickedness",
"armorSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"When your cloak flaps, you hear the sound of cackling laughter. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016HealerText":"Gorgon Robes",
"armorSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"These robes are actually made of stone. How are they so comfortable? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This stealthy suit reflects light to dazzle unsuspecting tasks as you take your rewards from them! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Ice Hockey Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Show your team spirit and strength in this warm, padded armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Wolfish Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"Made of winter's warmest wool and woven with spells by the mystical Winter Wolf, these robes stave off the chill and keep your mind alert! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"Though soft, this armor of petals has fantastic protective power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"Soft but strong, this suit helps you move through gardens with extra stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"This fancy armor is as shiny as your finely groomed coat, but with added resistance to attack. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"Magical by design, fluffy by choice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017HealerText":"Robes of Repose",
"armorSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"The softness of these robes comforts you as well as any who need your healing help! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes":"This colorful garment transforms its wearer into a real Sea Dragon! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"Don't be fooled by the crumbly exterior: this armor is harder than steel. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"Careful not to get splashed by these robes woven of enchanted water! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This garment of silvery scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017RogueNotes":"Need to hide out? Crouch among the Jack o' Lanterns and these robes will conceal you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017WarriorText":"Strong and Sweet Armor",
"armorSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This armor will protect you like a delicious candy shell. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"What masquerade ensemble would be complete without dramatic and sweeping robes? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted House Armor",
"armorSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"Your heart is an open door. And your shoulders are roofing tiles! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"You look so cute and fuzzy, who could suspect you are after holiday loot? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorText":"Wrapping Paper Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"Don't let the papery feel of this armor fool you. It's nearly impossible to rip! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"These robes are woven with spells for extra holiday joy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorMystery201511Notes":"Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, it's surprisingly comfortable. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201605Notes":"Unlike the traditional bards who join adventuring parties, bards who join Habitican marching bands are known for grand parades, not dungeon raids. Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201612Notes":"Crack nuts in style in this spectacular holiday ensemble. Be careful not to pinch your fingers! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201703Notes":"Though its colors are reminiscent of spring petals, this armor is stronger than steel! Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201704Notes":"Fairy folk crafted this armor from morning dew to capture the colors of the sunrise. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201707Text":"Jellymancer Armor",
"armorMystery201707Notes":"This armor will help you blend in with the creatures of the ocean while you pursue undersea quests and adventures. Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201711Notes":"This cozy sweater set will help keep you warm as you ride through the sky! Confers no benefit. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201712Notes":"The heat and light generated by this magic armor will warm your heart but never burn your skin! Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery301704Notes":"This fine outfit is perfect for a night out and about or a day in your gadget workshop! Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes":"This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireBarristerRobesNotes":"Very serious and stately. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireJesterCostumeText":"Jester Costume",
"armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes":"Tra-la-la! Despite the look of this costume, you are no fool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes":"They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes":"This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes":"Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes":"What could be more fun than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCannoneerRagsNotes":"These rags be tougher than they look. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireFalconerArmorNotes":"Keep away talon attacks with this sturdy armor! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorNotes":"This armor is made of a specially enchanted red metal for maximum protection, minimal restriction, and maximum flair! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireOgreArmorNotes":"This armor imitates an Ogre's tough skin, but it's lined with fleece for human comfort! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorText":"Iron Blue Archer Armor",
"armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorNotes":"This armor will protect you from flying arrows on the battlefield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRedPartyDressText":"Red Party Dress",
"armorArmoireRedPartyDressNotes":"You're strong, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Strength, Constitution, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
"armorArmoireWoodElfArmorNotes":"This armor of bark and leaves will serve as durable camouflage in the forest. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesNotes":"These robes keep you warm even through the fiercest blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGownOfHeartsNotes":"This gown has all the frills! But that's not all, it will also increase your heart's fortitude. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorNotes":"This woody brown armor, capped with tiny mushrooms, will help you hear the whispers of forest life. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataText":"Green Festival Yukata",
"armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataNotes":"This fine lightweight yukata will keep you cool while you enjoy any festive occasion. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMerchantTunicText":"Merchant Tunic",
"armorArmoireMerchantTunicNotes":"The wide sleeves of this tunic are perfect for stashing the coins you've earned! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireVikingTunicText":"Viking Tunic",
"armorArmoireVikingTunicNotes":"This warm woolen tunic includes a cloak for extra coziness even in ocean gales. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuNotes":"You just might fly away into the air as you spin in this gorgeous feathered tutu. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorNotes":"Infused with ancient productivity spells, this steel armor will give you extra strength to battle your tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireYellowPartyDressText":"Yellow Party Dress",
"armorArmoireYellowPartyDressNotes":"You're perceptive, strong, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
"armorArmoireFarrierOutfitNotes":"These sturdy work clothes can stand up to the messiest Stable. Increases Intelligence, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitNotes":"This sturdy set of clothes will protect you from hot wax spills as you ply your craft! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireWovenRobesNotes":"Display your weaving work proudly by wearing this colorful robe! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This helm was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"headSpecialPyromancersTurbanNotes":"This magical turban will help you breathe even in the thickest smoke! Plus it's extremely cozy! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialMammothRiderHelmNotes":"Don't let its fluffiness fool you--this hat will grant you piercing powers of perception! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodNotes":"This bright hood emits a colorful glow that will protect you from unpleasant weather! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialClandestineCowlNotes":"Take care to conceal your face as you rob your Tasks of gold and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownText":"Snow Sovereign Crown",
"headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownNotes":"The jewels in this crown sparkle like new-fallen snowflakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialSpikedHelmText":"Spiked Helm",
"headSpecialSpikedHelmNotes":"You'll be well protected from stray Dailies and bad Habits with this functional (and neat-looking!) helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialDandyHatText":"Dandy Hat",
"headSpecialDandyHatNotes":"What a merry chapeau! You'll look quite fine enjoying a stroll in it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialKabutoText":"Kabuto",
"headSpecialKabutoNotes":"This helm is functional and beautiful! Your enemies will become distracted admiring it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"The protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText":"Snowman Cap",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"Keeps the snow out of your eyes while you're casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"Aww, what a cute puppy! Come here and let me pet your head. ...Hey, where did all my Gold go? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"Never again shall you be bopped on the head! Let them try! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"Apparel to set you above the mere alley-mages of the world. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"It glints with the potential of new life ready to burst forth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Peek out from rocky crevices while wearing this stealthy helm. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this fearsome helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016MageText":"Blowspout Hat",
"headSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"Magical water constantly sprays from this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"This helm indicates that the wearer was trained by the magical healing seahorses of Dilatory. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016RogueNotes":"The legs on this helm are constantly twitching. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"This swamp-sogged helm is covered with bits of bog. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016MageText":"Hood of Wickedness",
"headSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"Conceal your plotting beneath this shadowy hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016HealerText":"Medusa's Crown",
"headSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"Woe to anyone who looks you in the eyes... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"Fashioned from ice crystals, this helm will help you move unnoticed through wintry landscapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Hockey Helm",
"headSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"This is a hard and durable helmet, made to withstand impacts from ice or even dark red dailies! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Winter Wolf Helm",
"headSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"This helm, fashioned in the image of the legendary Winter Wolf, will keep your head warm and your vision sharp. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"This mask will prevent your cuteness from giving you away as you sneak up on Dailies (or clovers)! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017WarriorText":"Feline Helm",
"headSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"Protect your adorable, fuzzy noggin with this finely decorated helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"This hat can help you cast mighty spells… Or you can just use it to summon tennis balls. Your choice. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"This delicate crown emits the comforting scent of new Spring blooms. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes":"This helm changes colors to help you blend in with your surroundings. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"The finest helm anyone could hope to wear... at least, until the tide comes in. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017MageText":"Whirlpool Hat",
"headSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"This hat is composed entirely of a swirling, inverted whirlpool. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017HealerText":"Crown of Sea Creatures",
"headSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This helm is made up of friendly sea creatures who are temporarily resting on your head, giving you sage advice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017RogueNotes":"Ready for treats? Time to don this festive, glowing helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This helm might look like a treat, but wayward tasks won't find it so sweet! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017MageText":"Masquerade Helm",
"headSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"When you appear in this feathery hat, everyone will be left guessing the identity of the magical stranger in the room! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted House Helm",
"headSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"Invite spooky spirits and friendly creatures to seek your healing powers in this helm! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"The perfect holiday disguise, with a built-in headlight! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"This jaunty box top and bow are not only festive, but quite sturdy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018MageText":"Sparkly Top Hat",
"headSpecialWinter2018MageNotes":"Ready for some extra special magic? This glittery hat is sure to boost all your spells! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"This fancy hood will keep you warm with happy holiday feelings! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"headMystery201605Notes":"Seventy-six dragons led the big parade, with a hundred and ten gryphons close at hand! Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201611Notes":"You're guaranteed to be the fanciest person at the feast in this plumed chapeau. Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201612Notes":"This tall and splendid helm adds a magnificent element to your holiday apparel! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201702Notes":"Though this hood conceals your face, it only magnifies your powers of attraction! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201703Notes":"The soft light reflected from this horned helm will soothe even the most enraged foe. Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201705Notes":"Habitica is known for its fierce and productive Gryphon Warriors! Join their prestigious ranks when you don this feathery helm. Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201707Text":"Jellymancer Helm",
"headMystery201707Notes":"Need some extra hands for your tasks? This translucent jelly helm has quite a few tentacles to lend you help! Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201710Notes":"This helm makes you look intimidating... but it won't do any favors for your depth perception! Confers no benefit. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201712Notes":"This crown will bring light and warmth to even the darkest winter night. Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery301703Notes":"The feathers for this hat were donated by Miss Prue's Finishing School for Fancy Peacocks. Wear them with pride! Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery301704Text":"Pheasant Plume Hat",
"headMystery301704Notes":"What could be more pleasant than a plume from a pheasant? Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"headArmoireRedHairbowNotes":"Become strong, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
"headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
"headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes":"You look exactly like a dragon. The perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireJesterCapNotes":"The bells on this hat might distract your opponents, but they just help you focus. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes":"Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes":"No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireGraduateCapNotes":"Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a gorgeous green color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireCannoneerBandannaNotes":"'Tis a cannoneer's life for me! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireFalconerCapNotes":"This jaunty cap helps you better understand birds of prey. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmNotes":"The magic ruby in this helm will help you aim with laser focus! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireOgreMaskNotes":"Your enemies will run for the hills when they see an Ogre coming their way! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmText":"Iron Blue Archer Helm",
"headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmNotes":"Hard-headed? No, you're just well protected. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireWoodElfHelmNotes":"This helm of leaves may look delicate, but it can protect you from inclement weather and dangerous foes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRamHeaddressNotes":"This elaborate helm is fashioned to look like a ram's head. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (1 of 3).",
"headArmoireCrownOfHeartsNotes":"This rosy red crown isn't just eye-catching! It will also strengthen your heart against tough tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMushroomDruidCapNotes":"Harvested deep in a misty forest, this cap grants the wearer knowledge of medicinal plants. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMerchantChaperonNotes":"This versatile wrapped wool hat will surely make you the most stylish seller in the market! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireVikingHelmText":"Viking Helm",
"headArmoireVikingHelmNotes":"No horns or wings are found on this helm: those are too easy for enemies to grab! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownNotes":"This tiara is lovely and light as a swan's feather! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmNotes":"This mighty steel helm will help you win the fight to be healthy, happy, and productive! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatNotes":"A jaunty hat makes every job more fun, and candlemaking is no exception! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This shield was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornNotes":"One blow on this mighty rose quartz horn and you'll summon powerful magical forces. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes":"This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"shieldSpecialLootBagText":"Loot Bag",
"shieldSpecialLootBagNotes":"This bag is ideal for storing all the goodies you've stealthily removed from unsuspecting Tasks! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"shieldSpecialWintryMirrorText":"Wintry Mirror",
"shieldSpecialWintryMirrorNotes":"How else to best admire your wintry look? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"shieldSpecialWakizashiText":"Wakizashi",
"shieldSpecialWakizashiNotes":"This short sword is perfect for close-quarters battles with your Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Use this sled to block attacks, or ride it triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"You braved fiendish traps to procure this defense-boosting food. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"The April Fool claims this little shield will block Shiny Seeds. Don't believe him. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this toothy shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerText":"Sea Star Shield",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"Sometimes mistakenly called a Starfish Shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Defend against Dailies with these writhing roots! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"Don't admire your own reflection in this. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Made from a giant hockey puck, this shield can stand up to quite a beating. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"This fibrous armament will help protect you from even the sourest of tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"Every fiber of this shield is woven with protective spells! Try not to play with it (too much). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"Protective and also handy for holding your many healing herbs and accoutrements. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"This shell that you just found is both decorative AND defensive! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This magical oyster constantly generates pearls as well as protection. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This candy shield has mighty protective powers, so try not to nibble on it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted Orb",
"shieldSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"This orb occasionally screeches. We're sorry, we're not sure why. But it sure looks nifty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorText":"Magic Gift Bag",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"Just about any useful thing you need can be found in this sack, if you know the right magic words to whisper. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"What's that sound? The sound of warmth and cheer for all to hear! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldMystery201708Notes":"This rugged shield of molten rock protects you from bad Habits but won't singe your hands. Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes":"Distract enemies with this dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes":"Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText":"Bouquet o' Flowers",
"shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes":"Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes":"Good for storing all that Gold that you'll earn from completing tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoirePerchingFalconNotes":"A falcon friend perches on your arm, prepared to swoop at your enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireRamHornShieldNotes":"Ram this shield into opposing Dailies! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireRedRoseNotes":"This deep red rose smells enchanting. It will also sharpen your understanding. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldNotes":"Though made from a mushroom, there's nothing mushy about this tough shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireFestivalParasolNotes":"This lightweight parasol will shield you from the glare--whether it's from the sun or from dark red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireVikingShieldText":"Viking Shield",
"shieldArmoireVikingShieldNotes":"This sturdy shield of wood and hide can stand up to the most daunting of foes. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanNotes":"Use this fan to accentuate your movement as you dance like a graceful swan. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireGoldenBatonText":"Golden Baton",
"shieldArmoireGoldenBatonNotes":"When you dance into battle waving this baton to the beat, you are unstoppable! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldNotes":"This strong steel shield will help you block distractions when they approach! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireHorseshoeNotes":"Help protect the feet of your hooved mounts with this iron shoe. Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 3 of 3)",
"shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickNotes":"Your fine wax wares provide light and warmth to grateful Habiticans! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleNotes":"This tool passes your weft thread through the warp to make cloth! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"backMystery201702Notes":"A swoosh of this cape, and all near you will be swept off their feet by your charm! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201704Text":"Fairytale Wings",
"backMystery201704Notes":"These shimmering wings will carry you anywhere, even the hidden realms ruled by magical creatures. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201706Notes":"The sight of this Jolly Roger-emblazoned flag fills any To-Do or Daily with dread! Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201709Notes":"Learning magic takes a lot of reading, but you're sure to enjoy your studies! Confers no benefit. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backSpecialTakeThisNotes":"These wings were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"bodySpecialTakeThisNotes":"These pauldrons were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all attributes by <%= attrs %>.",
"bodyMystery201705Notes":"These folded wings don't just look snazzy: they will give you the speed and agility of a gryphon! Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"bodyMystery201706Text":"Ragged Corsair's Cloak",
"bodyMystery201706Notes":"This cloak has secret pockets to hide all the Gold you loot from your Tasks. Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"To better hear your theme song across clamorous battlefields. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"These sharp ears can detect the minute hum of ambient Mana, or the muted footfalls of a Rogue. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"They stand like flags above the fray, letting others know where to run for help. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"These ears can hear a bag of kitty treats open even in the din of battle! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageText":"Teal Dog Ears",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"You can hear the magic in the air! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes":"This whimsical item doesn't provide a stat boost, but it sure is good for a laugh! Confers no benefit. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"eyewearMystery201701Notes":"These sunglasses will protect your eyes from harmful rays and will look stylish no matter where you find yourself in time! Confers no benefit. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301703Notes":"Perfect for a fancy masquerade or for stealthily moving through a particularly well-dressed crowd. Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
