"weaponWizard3Notes":"Виготовлена з металу патериця, здатна завдати удар теплом, холодом і світлом. Збільшує інтелект на <%= int %> і сприйняття на <%= per %>.",
"weaponWizard6Notes":"Виготовлена з оріхалку і алхімічного золота. Дуже могутня і не менш дорога річ. Збільшує інтелект на <%= int %> і сприйняття на <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialCriticalNotes":"This champion slew a critical GitHub foe where many warriors fell. Fashioned from the bones of Bug, this hammer deals a mighty critical hit. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This sword was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesText":"Trident of Crashing Tides",
"weaponSpecialTridentOfCrashingTidesNotes":"Gives you the ability to command fish, and also deliver some mighty stabs to your tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialTaskwoodsLanternNotes":"Given at the dawn of time to the guardian ghost of the Taskwood Orchards, this lantern can illuminate the deepest darkness and weave powerful spells. Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each.",
"weaponSpecialMammothRiderSpearNotes":"This rose quartz-tipped spear will imbue you with ancient spell-casting power. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes":"This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyText":"Skeleton Key",
"weaponSpecialSkeletonKeyNotes":"All the best Sneakthieves carry a key that can open any lock! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"weaponSpecialNomadsScimitarNotes":"The curved blade of this Scimitar is perfect for attacking Tasks from the back of a mount! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"weaponSpecialFencingFoilText":"Fencing Foil",
"weaponSpecialFencingFoilNotes":"Should anyone dare to impugn your honor, you'll be ready with this fine foil! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialTachiText":"Tachi",
"weaponSpecialTachiNotes":"This light and curved sword will shred your tasks to ribbons! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"weaponSpecialSkiNotes":"A weapon capable of destroying hordes of enemies! It also helps the user make very nice parallel turns. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialCandycaneNotes":"A powerful mage's staff. Powerfully DELICIOUS, we mean! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This mighty sword can slice foes with ease! It also makes a delicious mid-battle snack. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpringMageNotes":"Only the most powerful rodents can brave their hunger to wield this potent staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"There isn't a task in any To-Do list willing to tangle with this gnarly knife! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This trident is used to spear seaweed effectively, for extra-productive kelp harvesting! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This wand, made of aquamarine and live coral, is very attractive to schools of fish. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallWarriorNotes":"This grabby claw is at the very cutting edge of technology. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallMageNotes":"This enchanted broom flies faster than a dragon! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFallHealerNotes":"The scarab on this wand protects and heals its wielder. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This delicious sword probably attracts monsters... but you're up for the challenge! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"The light of this crystal staff fills hearts with cheer. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Bone Club",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"It is a real bone club for real fierce doggies and is definitely not a chew toy that the Seasonal Sorceress gave you because who's a good doggy? Whoooo's a good doggy?? It's you!!! You're a good doggy!!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"Conjure up a carrot for yourself with this fancy wand. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"When you wave it, it makes a fascinating clickety noise that would keep ANYONE entertained for hours. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative of fire coral has the ability to propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"The Sun Swordfish is a fearsome weapon, provided that it can be induced to stop wriggling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power glimmers in the jewels of this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerText":"Wand of the Waves",
"weaponSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"Cures seasickness and sea sickness! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Great for elevating things in cornfields and/or smacking tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"A powerful Stitch Witch can control this enchanted thread without even touching it! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"Brewed to perfection! Now you just have to convince yourself to drink it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"Your moves are so sick, they must be magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"No one has as many friends as the mouse with tender cheeses. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2016MageText":"Staff of Bells",
"weaponSpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"Abra-cat-abra! So dazzling, you might mesmerize yourself! Ooh... it jingles... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"With a wave and a wink, you bring the fields and forests into bloom! Or bop troublesome mice on the head. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this hooked sword! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"All the power of the seas filters through this staff. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Attack your tasks with these twisting roots! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2016MageText":"Ominous Orb",
"weaponSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"Don't ask this orb to tell your future... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Stick of Might",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Conquer your goals by whacking them with this mighty stick! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Winter Wolf Crystal Staff",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"The glowing blue crystal set in the end of this staff is called the Winter Wolf's Eye! It channels magic from snow and ice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"This wand can reach into your dreams and bring you visions of dancing sugarplums. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"This mighty whip will tame the unruliest task. But.. It's also… So FUN AND DISTRACTING!! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"When you're not crafting spells with it, you can throw it and then bring it back! What fun!! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerText":"Egg Wand",
"weaponSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"The true magic of this wand is the secret of new life inside the colorful shell. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"Summon up magical whips of boiling water to smite your tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerText":"Pearl Wand",
"weaponSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"A single touch from this pearl-tipped wand soothes away all wounds. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"All your foes will cower before this tasty-looking lance, regardless of whether they're ghosts, monsters, or red To-Dos. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017MageText":"Spooky Staff",
"weaponSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"The eyes of the glowing skull on this staff radiate magic and mystery. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"This light dispels fear and lets others know you're here to help. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"The sparkly appearance of this bright weapon will dazzle your enemies as you swing it! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018MageNotes":"Magic--and glitter--is in the air! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"This mistletoe ball is sure to enchant and delight passersby! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes":"What might appear to be cute cattails are actually quite effective weapons in the right wings. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes":"Made of bright gold, this axe is mighty enough to attack the reddest task! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018MageText":"Tulip Stave",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018MageNotes":"This magic flower never wilts! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerText":"Garnet Rod",
"weaponSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes":"The stones in this staff will focus your power when you cast healing spells! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes":"This lightweight, practically unbreakable rod and reel can be dual-wielded to maximize your DPS (Dragonfish Per Summer). Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorText":"Betta Fish Spear",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes":"Mighty enough for battle, elegant enough for ceremony, this exquisitely crafted spear shows you will protect your home surf no matter what! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018MageText":"Lionfish Fin Rays",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018MageNotes":"Underwater, magic based on fire, ice, or electricity can prove hazardous to the Mage wielding it. Conjuring poisonous spines, however, works brilliantly! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"weaponSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes":"With a benevolent gesture, you command healing water to flow through your dominions in waves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"weaponMystery201411Text":"Pitchfork of Feasting",
"weaponMystery201411Notes":"Stab your enemies or dig in to your favorite foods - this versatile pitchfork does it all! Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponMystery201611Notes":"All manner of delicious and wholesome foods spill forth from this horn. Enjoy the feast! Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponMystery201708Notes":"The fiery glow of this sword will make quick work of even dark red Tasks! Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"weaponArmoireBasicCrossbowNotes":"This crossbow can pierce a task's armor from very far away! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireLunarSceptreNotes":"The healing power of this wand waxes and wanes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireRancherLassoNotes":"Lassos: the ideal tool for rounding up and wrangling. Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMythmakerSwordNotes":"Though it may seem humble, this sword has made many mythic heroes. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireIronCrookNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this iron crook is good at herding sheep. Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireGoldWingStaffNotes":"The wings on this staff constantly flutter and twist. Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireBatWandNotes":"This wand can turn any task into a bat! Wave it about and watch them fly away. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireShepherdsCrookNotes":"Useful for herding gryphons. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireCrystalCrescentStaffNotes":"Summon the power of the crescent moon with this shining staff! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireBlueLongbowNotes":"Ready... Aim... Fire! This bow has great range. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireGlowingSpearNotes":"This spear hypnotizes wild tasks so you can attack them. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireBarristerGavelNotes":"Order! Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireJesterBatonText":"Jester Baton",
"weaponArmoireJesterBatonNotes":"With a wave of your baton and some witty repartee, even the most complicated situations become clear. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMiningPickaxNotes":"Mine the maximum amount of gold from your tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireHabiticanDiplomaNotes":"A certificate of significant achievement -- well done! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireSandySpadeNotes":"A tool for digging, as well as flicking sand into the eyes of enemy monsters. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireVermilionArcherBowNotes":"Your arrow will fly like a shooting star from this brilliant red bow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireOgreClubNotes":"This club was salvaged from an actual Ogre's lair. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 2 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWoodElfStaffNotes":"Made from a fallen limb of an ancient tree, this staff will help you communicate with forest denizens great and small. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWandOfHeartsNotes":"This wand sparkles with a warm red light. It will also grant your heart wisdom. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireForestFungusStaffNotes":"Use this gnarled staff to work mycological magic! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireFestivalFirecrackerNotes":"Enjoy this delightful sparkler responsibly. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireMerchantsDisplayTrayNotes":"Use this lacquered tray to show the fine goods you're offering for sale. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireBattleAxeNotes":"This fine iron axe is well-suited to battling your fiercest foes or your most difficult tasks. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"weaponArmoireHoofClippersNotes":"Trim the hooves of your hard-working mounts to help them stay healthy as they carry you to adventure! Increases Strength, Intelligence, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireWeaversCombNotes":"Use this comb to pack your weft threads together to make a tightly woven fabric. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireLamplighterNotes":"This long pole has a wick on one end for lighting lamps, and a hook on the other end for putting them out. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 1 of 4)",
"weaponArmoireCoachDriversWhipNotes":"Your steeds know what they're doing, so this whip is just for show (and the neat snapping sound!). Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireScepterOfDiamondsNotes":"This scepter shines with a warm red glow as it grants you increased willpower. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 3 of 4).",
"weaponArmoireFlutteryArmyNotes":"This group of scrappy lepidopterans is ready to flap fiercely and cool down your reddest tasks! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 3 of 4).",
"weaponArmoireCobblersHammerNotes":"This hammer is specially made for leatherwork. It can do a real number on a red Daily in a pinch, though. Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"weaponArmoireGlassblowersBlowpipeNotes":"Use this tube to blow molten glass into beautiful vases, ornaments, and other fancy things. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 1 of 4).",
"weaponArmoirePoisonedGobletNotes":"Use this to build your resistance to iocane powder and other inconceivably dangerous poisons. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 3 of 4).",
"armorSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This armor was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"armorSpecialFinnedOceanicArmorNotes":"Although delicate, this armor makes your skin as harmful to the touch as a fire coral. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"armorSpecialPyromancersRobesNotes":"These elegant robes bestow each strike and spell with a burst of ethereal fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialBardRobesNotes":"These colorful robes may be conspicuous, but you can sing your way out of any situation. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialMammothRiderArmorNotes":"This suit of fur and leather includes a snazzy cape studded with rose quartz gems. It will protect you from bitter winds as you adventure in the coldest climes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"armorSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerRobesNotes":"These vividly striped robes will allow you to fly through gale-force winds smoothly and safely. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"armorSpecialSneakthiefRobesNotes":"These robes will help hide you in the dead of night, but will also allow freedom of movement as you silently sneak about! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesText":"Snow Sovereign Robes",
"armorSpecialSnowSovereignRobesNotes":"These robes are elegant enough for court, yet warm enough for the coldest winter day. Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"armorSpecialSnowflakeNotes":"A robe to keep you warm, even in a blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special armor is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"armorSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Warm and snuggly, but protects its owner from harm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerMageNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Mermage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFallMageNotes":"This robe has plenty of pockets to hold extra helpings of eye of newt and tongue of frog. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"This armor is freezing cold, but it will definitely be worth it when you uncover the untold riches at the center of the Icicle Drake hives. Not that you are looking for any such untold riches, because you are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake, okay?! Stop asking questions! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"Cozy and warm, straight from the oven! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"You can see the glimmering lights of the north in this robe. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"Ice-skating is very relaxing, but you shouldn't try it without this protective gear in case you get attacked by the icicle drakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Only the fiercest doggy is allowed to be this fluffy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"This soft catsuit is comfortable, and as comforting as mint tea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Reef Renegade! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"This garment of shimmering scales transforms its wearer into a real Sunfish Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power resides in the puffs of these sleeves. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"This armor lets everyone know that you are an honest merchant sailor who would never dream of behaving like a scalawag. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Despite being stuffed with straw, this armor is extremely hefty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Robes",
"armorSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this armor shimmers with enchantment. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"What? Of course that was a potion of constitution. No, you are definitely not turning into a frog! Don't be ribbiticulous. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"This leather armor keeps you nice and toasty. Is it actually made from cocoa? You'll never tell. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This padded armor is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"The wisest wizard keeps well-bundled in the winter wind. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Festive Fairies wrap their body wings around themselves for protection as they use their head wings to catch headwinds and fly around Habitica at speeds of up to 100 mph, delivering gifts and spraying everyone with confetti. How droll. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"A clever pup knows to choose a brighter guise for concealment when everything is green and vibrant. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"Though you be but little, you are fierce! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"Brightly colored, so you won't be mistaken for a necromouser. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"Hippity hop! Bound from hill to hill, healing those in need. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"This electrifying garment transforms its wearer into a real Eel Rogue! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"This rough garment transforms its wearer into a real Shark Warrior! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016MageText":"Dolphin Tail",
"armorSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"This slippery garment transforms its wearer into a real Dolphin Mage! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"This spiky garment transforms its wearer into a real Seahorse Healer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016RogueNotes":"The eyes on this armor are constantly blinking. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Mysteriously moist and mossy! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016MageText":"Cloak of Wickedness",
"armorSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"When your cloak flaps, you hear the sound of cackling laughter. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2016HealerText":"Gorgon Robes",
"armorSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"These robes are actually made of stone. How are they so comfortable? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This stealthy suit reflects light to dazzle unsuspecting tasks as you take your rewards from them! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Ice Hockey Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Show your team spirit and strength in this warm, padded armor. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Wolfish Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"Made of winter's warmest wool and woven with spells by the mystical Winter Wolf, these robes stave off the chill and keep your mind alert! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"Though soft, this armor of petals has fantastic protective power. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"Soft but strong, this suit helps you move through gardens with extra stealth. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"This fancy armor is as shiny as your finely groomed coat, but with added resistance to attack. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"Magical by design, fluffy by choice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2017HealerText":"Robes of Repose",
"armorSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"The softness of these robes comforts you as well as any who need your healing help! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes":"This colorful garment transforms its wearer into a real Sea Dragon! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"Don't be fooled by the crumbly exterior: this armor is harder than steel. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"Careful not to get splashed by these robes woven of enchanted water! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This garment of silvery scales transforms its wearer into a real Seahealer! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017RogueNotes":"Need to hide out? Crouch among the Jack o' Lanterns and these robes will conceal you! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017WarriorText":"Strong and Sweet Armor",
"armorSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This armor will protect you like a delicious candy shell. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"What masquerade ensemble would be complete without dramatic and sweeping robes? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted House Armor",
"armorSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"Your heart is an open door. And your shoulders are roofing tiles! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"You look so cute and fuzzy, who could suspect you are after holiday loot? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorText":"Wrapping Paper Armor",
"armorSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"Don't let the papery feel of this armor fool you. It's nearly impossible to rip! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"These robes are woven with spells for extra holiday joy. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes":"This fluffy yellow costume will trick your enemies into thinking you're just a harmless ducky! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorText":"Armor of Dawn",
"armorSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes":"This colorful plate is forged with the sunrise's fire. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2018MageText":"Tulip Robe",
"armorSpecialSpring2018MageNotes":"Your spell casting can only improve while clad in these soft, silky petals. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes":"Let this bright armor infuse your heart with power for healing. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes":"Bobbers? Boxes of hooks? Spare line? Lockpicks? Smoke bombs? Whatever you need on hand for your summer fishing getaway, there's a pocket for it! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes":"Dazzle onlookers with whorls of magnificent color as you spin and dart through the water. How could any opponent dare strike at this beauty? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2018MageNotes":"Venom magic has a reputation for subtlety. Not so this colorful armor, whose message is clear to beast and task alike: watch out! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"armorSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes":"These cerulean vestments reveal that you have land-walking feet... well. Not even a monarch can be expected to be perfect. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"armorMystery201406Notes":"This flexible robe makes it possible for its wearer to slip through even the tiniest cracks. Confers no benefit. June 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201407Notes":"Described alternatively as \"splooshy\", \"overly thick\" and \"frankly, kind of cumbersome\", this suit is the best friend of any intrepid undersea explorer. Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201501Notes":"Galaxies shimmer in the metal of this armor, strengthening the wearer's resolve. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201503Notes":"This blue mineral symbolizes good luck, happiness, and eternal productivity. Confers no benefit. March 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201511Notes":"Considering this armor was carved directly from a magical log, it's surprisingly comfortable. Confers no benefit. November 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201605Notes":"Unlike the traditional bards who join adventuring parties, bards who join Habitican marching bands are known for grand parades, not dungeon raids. Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201612Notes":"Crack nuts in style in this spectacular holiday ensemble. Be careful not to pinch your fingers! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201703Notes":"Though its colors are reminiscent of spring petals, this armor is stronger than steel! Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201704Notes":"Fairy folk crafted this armor from morning dew to capture the colors of the sunrise. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201707Text":"Jellymancer Armor",
"armorMystery201707Notes":"This armor will help you blend in with the creatures of the ocean while you pursue undersea quests and adventures. Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201711Notes":"This cozy sweater set will help keep you warm as you ride through the sky! Confers no benefit. November 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201712Notes":"The heat and light generated by this magic armor will warm your heart but never burn your skin! Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201802Notes":"This shiny armor reflects your strength of heart and infuses it into any Habiticans nearby who may need encouragement! Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery201806Notes":"This sinuous tail features glowing spots to light your way through the deep. Confers no benefit. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"armorMystery301704Notes":"This fine outfit is perfect for a night out and about or a day in your gadget workshop! Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"armorArmoireLunarArmorNotes":"The light of the moon will make you strong and savvy. Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGladiatorArmorNotes":"To be a gladiator you must be not only cunning... but strong. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRancherRobesNotes":"Wrangle your mounts and round up your pets while wearing these magical Rancher Robes! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGoldenTogaNotes":"This glimmering toga is only worn by true heroes. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireHornedIronArmorText":"Horned Iron Armor",
"armorArmoireHornedIronArmorNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned armor is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatText":"Plague Doctor Overcoat",
"armorArmoirePlagueDoctorOvercoatNotes":"An authentic overcoat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>, Strength by <%= str %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireShepherdRobesNotes":"The fabric is cool and breathable, perfect for a hot day herding gryphons in the desert. Increases Strength and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRoyalRobesText":"Royal Robes",
"armorArmoireRoyalRobesNotes":"Wonderful ruler, rule all day long! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCrystalCrescentRobesNotes":"These magical robes are luminescent at night. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireDragonTamerArmorNotes":"This tough armor is impenetrable to flame. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireJesterCostumeNotes":"Tra-la-la! Despite the look of this costume, you are no fool. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMinerOverallsNotes":"They may seem worn, but they are enchanted to repel dirt. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireBasicArcherArmorNotes":"This camouflaged vest lets you slip unnoticed through the forests. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGraduateRobeNotes":"Congratulations! This weighty robe hangs heavy with all the knowledge you have accrued. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireStripedSwimsuitNotes":"What could be more fun than battling sea monsters on the beach? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCannoneerRagsNotes":"These rags be tougher than they look. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireFalconerArmorNotes":"Keep away talon attacks with this sturdy armor! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireVermilionArcherArmorNotes":"This armor is made of a specially enchanted red metal for maximum protection, minimal restriction, and maximum flair! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireOgreArmorNotes":"This armor imitates an Ogre's tough skin, but it's lined with fleece for human comfort! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 3 of 3).",
"armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorText":"Iron Blue Archer Armor",
"armorArmoireIronBlueArcherArmorNotes":"This armor will protect you from flying arrows on the battlefield! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRedPartyDressText":"Red Party Dress",
"armorArmoireRedPartyDressNotes":"You're strong, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Strength, Constitution, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
"armorArmoireWoodElfArmorNotes":"This armor of bark and leaves will serve as durable camouflage in the forest. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRamFleeceRobesNotes":"These robes keep you warm even through the fiercest blizzard. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGownOfHeartsNotes":"This gown has all the frills! But that's not all, it will also increase your heart's fortitude. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMushroomDruidArmorNotes":"This woody brown armor, capped with tiny mushrooms, will help you hear the whispers of forest life. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataText":"Green Festival Yukata",
"armorArmoireGreenFestivalYukataNotes":"This fine lightweight yukata will keep you cool while you enjoy any festive occasion. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireMerchantTunicText":"Merchant Tunic",
"armorArmoireMerchantTunicNotes":"The wide sleeves of this tunic are perfect for stashing the coins you've earned! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireVikingTunicText":"Viking Tunic",
"armorArmoireVikingTunicNotes":"This warm woolen tunic includes a cloak for extra coziness even in ocean gales. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireSwanDancerTutuNotes":"You just might fly away into the air as you spin in this gorgeous feathered tutu. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireAntiProcrastinationArmorNotes":"Infused with ancient productivity spells, this steel armor will give you extra strength to battle your tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireYellowPartyDressText":"Yellow Party Dress",
"armorArmoireYellowPartyDressNotes":"You're perceptive, strong, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
"armorArmoireFarrierOutfitNotes":"These sturdy work clothes can stand up to the messiest Stable. Increases Intelligence, Constitution, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"armorArmoireCandlestickMakerOutfitNotes":"This sturdy set of clothes will protect you from hot wax spills as you ply your craft! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireWovenRobesNotes":"Display your weaving work proudly by wearing this colorful robe! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireLamplightersGreatcoatNotes":"This heavy woolen coat can stand up to the harshest wintry night! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 2 of 4).",
"armorArmoireCoachDriverLiveryNotes":"This heavy overcoat will protect you from the weather as you drive. Plus it looks pretty snazzy, too! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireRobeOfDiamondsNotes":"These royal robes not only make you appear noble, they allow you to see the nobility within others. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 1 of 4).",
"armorArmoireFlutteryFrockNotes":"A light and airy gown with a wide skirt the butterflies might mistake for a giant blossom! Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 1 of 4).",
"armorArmoireCobblersCoverallsNotes":"These sturdy coveralls have lots of pockets for tools, leather scraps, and other useful items! Increases Perception and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"armorArmoireGlassblowersCoverallsNotes":"These coveralls will protect you while you're making masterpieces with hot molten glass. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 2 of 4).",
"armorArmoireBluePartyDressText":"Blue Party Dress",
"armorArmoireBluePartyDressNotes":"You're perceptive, tough, smart, and so fashionable! Increases Perception, Strength, and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Blue Hairbow Set (Item 2 of 2).",
"armorArmoirePiraticalPrincessGownNotes":"This luxuriant garment has many pockets for concealing weapons and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 2 of 4).",
"headSpecial2Notes":"A testament to those who gave of themselves while asking nothing in return. Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each.",
"headSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This helm was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"headSpecialFireCoralCircletNotes":"This circlet, designed by Habitica's greatest alchemists, allows you to breathe water and dive for treasure! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialPyromancersTurbanNotes":"This magical turban will help you breathe even in the thickest smoke! Plus it's extremely cozy! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialMammothRiderHelmNotes":"Don't let its fluffiness fool you--this hat will grant you piercing powers of perception! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialRoguishRainbowMessengerHoodNotes":"This bright hood emits a colorful glow that will protect you from unpleasant weather! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialClandestineCowlNotes":"Take care to conceal your face as you rob your Tasks of gold and loot! Increases Perception by <%= per %>.",
"headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownText":"Snow Sovereign Crown",
"headSpecialSnowSovereignCrownNotes":"The jewels in this crown sparkle like new-fallen snowflakes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialSpikedHelmText":"Spiked Helm",
"headSpecialSpikedHelmNotes":"You'll be well protected from stray Dailies and bad Habits with this functional (and neat-looking!) helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"headSpecialDandyHatText":"Dandy Hat",
"headSpecialDandyHatNotes":"What a merry chapeau! You'll look quite fine enjoying a stroll in it. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"headSpecialKabutoText":"Kabuto",
"headSpecialKabutoNotes":"This helm is functional and beautiful! Your enemies will become distracted admiring it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"headSpecialSkiNotes":"Keeps the wearer's identity secret... and their face toasty. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialCandycaneNotes":"This is the most delicious hat in the world. It's also known to appear and disappear mysteriously. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2013-2014 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Nobody will EVER guess that you are a cat burglar! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Welded from sweet meadow clover, this helmet can resist even the mightiest blow. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringMageNotes":"This hat stores lots of powerful magic! Try not to nibble it. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"This crown symbolizes loyalty and companionship. A dog is an adventurer's best friend, after all! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Only the most productive of pirates can wear this fine hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummerMageNotes":"What could be more magical than a hat wrapped in seaweed? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFallRogueNotes":"A Vampire Smiter's identity must always be hidden. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You are truly, definitely, absolutely a genuine Icicle Drake. You are not infiltrating the Icicle Drake hives. You have no interest at all in the hoards of riches rumored to lie in their frigid tunnels. Rawr. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"Think, think, think as hard as you can. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015MageNotes":"The fabric of this hat shifts and glows when the wearer studies. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2015HealerNotes":"These warm earmuffs keep out chills and distracting noises. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Fire? HAH! You squeak fiercely in the face of fire! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Beware Helm",
"headSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Beware the Helm! Only a fierce doggy can wear it. Stop laughing. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015MageText":"Stage Mage Hat",
"headSpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"Which came first, the bunny or the hat? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"The pearl at the center of this crown calms and comforts those around it. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This pirate hat fell overboard and has been decorated with scraps of fire coral. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this helm is strong and handsome. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015MageNotes":"Hidden power shines in the threads of this scarf. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2015HealerText":"Sailor's Cap",
"headSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"With your sailor's cap set firmly on your head, you can navigate even the stormiest seas! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Echolocate your enemies with this powerful helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorText":"Scarecrow Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"Everyone would want this hat--if they only had a brain. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015MageText":"Stitched Hat",
"headSpecialFall2015MageNotes":"Every stitch in this hat augments its power. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerText":"Hat of Frog",
"headSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This is an extremely serious hat that is worthy of only the most advanced potioners. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016RogueNotes":"The protective scarf on this cozy helm is only removed to sip warm winter beverages. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorText":"Snowman Cap",
"headSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Brr! This mighty helm is truly powerful... until it melts. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2016MageNotes":"Keeps the snow out of your eyes while you're casting spells. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"Aww, what a cute puppy! Come here and let me pet your head. ...Hey, where did all my Gold go? Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"Never again shall you be bopped on the head! Let them try! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"Apparel to set you above the mere alley-mages of the world. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"It glints with the potential of new life ready to burst forth. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Peek out from rocky crevices while wearing this stealthy helm. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this fearsome helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016MageText":"Blowspout Hat",
"headSpecialSummer2016MageNotes":"Magical water constantly sprays from this hat. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"This helm indicates that the wearer was trained by the magical healing seahorses of Dilatory. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016RogueNotes":"The legs on this helm are constantly twitching. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"This swamp-sogged helm is covered with bits of bog. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016MageText":"Hood of Wickedness",
"headSpecialFall2016MageNotes":"Conceal your plotting beneath this shadowy hood. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2016HealerText":"Medusa's Crown",
"headSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"Woe to anyone who looks you in the eyes... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"Fashioned from ice crystals, this helm will help you move unnoticed through wintry landscapes. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017WarriorText":"Hockey Helm",
"headSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"This is a hard and durable helmet, made to withstand impacts from ice or even dark red dailies! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2017MageText":"Winter Wolf Helm",
"headSpecialWinter2017MageNotes":"This helm, fashioned in the image of the legendary Winter Wolf, will keep your head warm and your vision sharp. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"This mask will prevent your cuteness from giving you away as you sneak up on Dailies (or clovers)! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017WarriorText":"Feline Helm",
"headSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"Protect your adorable, fuzzy noggin with this finely decorated helm. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"This hat can help you cast mighty spells… Or you can just use it to summon tennis balls. Your choice. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"This delicate crown emits the comforting scent of new Spring blooms. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017RogueNotes":"This helm changes colors to help you blend in with your surroundings. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"The finest helm anyone could hope to wear... at least, until the tide comes in. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017MageText":"Whirlpool Hat",
"headSpecialSummer2017MageNotes":"This hat is composed entirely of a swirling, inverted whirlpool. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2017HealerText":"Crown of Sea Creatures",
"headSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This helm is made up of friendly sea creatures who are temporarily resting on your head, giving you sage advice. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017RogueNotes":"Ready for treats? Time to don this festive, glowing helm! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This helm might look like a treat, but wayward tasks won't find it so sweet! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017MageText":"Masquerade Helm",
"headSpecialFall2017MageNotes":"When you appear in this feathery hat, everyone will be left guessing the identity of the magical stranger in the room! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted House Helm",
"headSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"Invite spooky spirits and friendly creatures to seek your healing powers in this helm! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"The perfect holiday disguise, with a built-in headlight! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"This jaunty box top and bow are not only festive, but quite sturdy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018MageText":"Sparkly Top Hat",
"headSpecialWinter2018MageNotes":"Ready for some extra special magic? This glittery hat is sure to boost all your spells! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"This fancy hood will keep you warm with happy holiday feelings! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2018RogueNotes":"Quack quack! Your cuteness belies your clever and sneaky nature. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2018WarriorText":"Helm of Rays",
"headSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes":"The brightness of this helm will dazzle any enemies nearby! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2018MageText":"Tulip Helm",
"headSpecialSpring2018MageNotes":"The fancy petals of this helm will grant you special springtime magic. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes":"The polished gems of this circlet will enhance your mental energy. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2018RogueText":"Fishing Sun Hat",
"headSpecialSummer2018RogueNotes":"Provides comfort and protection from the harsh glare of the summer sun over the water. Especially important if you're more accustomed to staying stealthy in the shadows! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2018WarriorText":"Betta Fish Barbute",
"headSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes":"Show everyone you're the alpha betta with this flamboyant helm! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2018MageText":"Lionfish Crest",
"headSpecialSummer2018MageNotes":"Glare dolorously upon anyone who dares say you look like a “tastyfish”. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes":"Adorned with aquamarine, this finned diadem marks leadership of folk, fish, and those who are a bit of both! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"headSpecialGaymerxNotes":"In celebration of the GaymerX Conference, this special helmet is decorated with a radiant, colorful rainbow pattern! GaymerX is a game convention celebrating LGTBQ and gaming and is open to everyone.",
"headMystery201407Notes":"This helm makes it easy to explore underwater! It sort of makes you look like a googly-eyed fish, too. Very retro! Confers no benefit. July 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201408Notes":"This blazing crown gives its wearer great strength of will. Confers no benefit. August 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201411Text":"Steel Helm of Sporting",
"headMystery201411Notes":"This is the traditional helmet worn in the beloved Habitican sport of Balance Ball, which consists of covering yourself with heavy protective gear and then committing to a healthy work-life balance..... WHILE PURSUED BY HIPPOGRIFFS. Confers no benefit. November 2014 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201501Notes":"The constellations flicker and swirl in this helm, guiding the wearer's thoughts towards focus. Confers no benefit. January 2015 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201605Notes":"Seventy-six dragons led the big parade, with a hundred and ten gryphons close at hand! Confers no benefit. May 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201611Notes":"You're guaranteed to be the fanciest person at the feast in this plumed chapeau. Confers no benefit. November 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201612Notes":"This tall and splendid helm adds a magnificent element to your holiday apparel! Confers no benefit. December 2016 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201702Notes":"Though this hood conceals your face, it only magnifies your powers of attraction! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201703Notes":"The soft light reflected from this horned helm will soothe even the most enraged foe. Confers no benefit. March 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201705Notes":"Habitica is known for its fierce and productive Gryphon Warriors! Join their prestigious ranks when you don this feathery helm. Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201707Text":"Jellymancer Helm",
"headMystery201707Notes":"Need some extra hands for your tasks? This translucent jelly helm has quite a few tentacles to lend you help! Confers no benefit. July 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201710Notes":"This helm makes you look intimidating... but it won't do any favors for your depth perception! Confers no benefit. October 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201712Notes":"This crown will bring light and warmth to even the darkest winter night. Confers no benefit. December 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201802Notes":"The antennae on this helm act as cute dowsing rods, detecting feelings of love and support nearby. Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201803Notes":"Although its appearance is quite decorative, you can engage the wings on this circlet for extra lift! Confers no benefit. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201805Notes":"This helm will make you the proudest and prettiest (possibly also the loudest) bird in town. Confers no benefit. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201806Notes":"The mesmerizing light atop this helm will call all the creatures of the sea to your side. We urge you to use your glowy powers of attraction for good! Confers no benefit. June 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery201807Notes":"The strong scales on this helm will protect you from any manner of oceanic foe. Confers no benefit. July 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery301703Notes":"The feathers for this hat were donated by Miss Prue's Finishing School for Fancy Peacocks. Wear them with pride! Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"headMystery301704Text":"Pheasant Plume Hat",
"headMystery301704Notes":"What could be more pleasant than a plume from a pheasant? Confers no benefit. April 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"headArmoireLunarCrownNotes":"This crown strengthens health and sharpens senses, especially when the moon is full. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Soothing Lunar Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRedHairbowNotes":"Become strong, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Red Hairbow! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Red Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
"headArmoireVioletFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a pleasing purple color. Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGladiatorHelmText":"Gladiator Helm",
"headArmoireGladiatorHelmNotes":"To be a gladiator you must be not only strong.... but cunning. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRancherHatNotes":"Round up your pets and wrangle your mounts while wearing this magical Rancher Hat! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Perception by <%= per %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Rancher Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBlueHairbowText":"Blue Hairbow",
"headArmoireBlueHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, tough, and smart while wearing this beautiful Blue Hairbow! Increases Perception by <%= per %>, Constitution by <%= con %>, and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGoldenLaurelsNotes":"These golden laurels reward those who have conquered bad habits. Increases Perception and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Golden Toga Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireHornedIronHelmText":"Horned Iron Helm",
"headArmoireHornedIronHelmNotes":"Fiercely hammered from iron, this horned helmet is nearly impossible to break. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Horned Iron Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireYellowHairbowNotes":"Become perceptive, strong, and smart while wearing this beautiful Yellow Hairbow! Increases Perception, Strength, and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Yellow Hairbow Set (Item 1 of 2).",
"headArmoireRedFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a radiant red color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatText":"Plague Doctor Hat",
"headArmoirePlagueDoctorHatNotes":"An authentic hat worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination! Increases Strength by <%= str %>, Intelligence by <%= int %>, and Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBlackCatText":"Black Cat Hat",
"headArmoireBlackCatNotes":"This black hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireOrangeCatText":"Orange Cat Hat",
"headArmoireOrangeCatNotes":"This orange hat is... purring. And twitching its tail. And breathing? Yeah, you just have a sleeping cat on your head. Increases Strength and Constitution by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireBlueFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a brilliant blue color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireShepherdHeaddressNotes":"Sometimes the gryphons that you herd like to chew on this headdress, but it makes you seem more intelligent nonetheless. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Shepherd Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireCrystalCrescentHatNotes":"The design on this hat waxes and wanes with the phases of the moon. Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Crystal Crescent Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireDragonTamerHelmNotes":"You look exactly like a dragon. The perfect camouflage... Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBarristerWigNotes":"This bouncy wig is enough to frighten away even the fiercest foe. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Barrister Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireJesterCapText":"Jester Cap",
"headArmoireJesterCapNotes":"The bells on this hat might distract your opponents, but they just help you focus. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Jester Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMinerHelmetNotes":"Protect your head from falling tasks! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Miner Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireBasicArcherCapNotes":"No archer would be complete without a jaunty cap! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Basic Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireGraduateCapNotes":"Congratulations! Your deep thoughts have earned you this thinking cap. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Graduate Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireGreenFloppyHatNotes":"Many spells have been sewn into this simple hat, giving it a gorgeous green color. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireCannoneerBandannaNotes":"'Tis a cannoneer's life for me! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cannoneer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireFalconerCapNotes":"This jaunty cap helps you better understand birds of prey. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireVermilionArcherHelmNotes":"The magic ruby in this helm will help you aim with laser focus! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Vermilion Archer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"headArmoireOgreMaskNotes":"Your enemies will run for the hills when they see an Ogre coming their way! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ogre Outfit (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmText":"Iron Blue Archer Helm",
"headArmoireIronBlueArcherHelmNotes":"Hard-headed? No, you're just well protected. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Iron Archer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireWoodElfHelmNotes":"This helm of leaves may look delicate, but it can protect you from inclement weather and dangerous foes. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Wood Elf Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireRamHeaddressNotes":"This elaborate helm is fashioned to look like a ram's head. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireCrownOfHeartsNotes":"This rosy red crown isn't just eye-catching! It will also strengthen your heart against tough tasks. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Queen of Hearts Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMushroomDruidCapNotes":"Harvested deep in a misty forest, this cap grants the wearer knowledge of medicinal plants. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireMerchantChaperonNotes":"This versatile wrapped wool hat will surely make you the most stylish seller in the market! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Merchant Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireVikingHelmText":"Viking Helm",
"headArmoireVikingHelmNotes":"No horns or wings are found on this helm: those are too easy for enemies to grab! Increases Strength by <%= str %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireSwanFeatherCrownNotes":"This tiara is lovely and light as a swan's feather! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireAntiProcrastinationHelmNotes":"This mighty steel helm will help you win the fight to be healthy, happy, and productive! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 1 of 3).",
"headArmoireCandlestickMakerHatNotes":"A jaunty hat makes every job more fun, and candlemaking is no exception! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireLamplightersTopHatNotes":"This jaunty black hat completes your lamp-lighting ensemble! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 3 of 4).",
"headArmoireCoachDriversHatNotes":"This hat is dressy, but not quite so dressy as a top hat. Make sure you don't lose it as you drive speedily across the land! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Coach Driver Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"headArmoireCrownOfDiamondsNotes":"This shining crown isn't just a great hat; it will also sharpen your mind! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 2 of 4).",
"headArmoireFlutteryWigNotes":"This fine powdered wig has plenty of room for your butterflies to rest if they get tired while doing your bidding. Increases Intelligence, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 2 of 4).",
"headArmoireBirdsNestNotes":"If you start feeling movement and hearing chirps, your new hat might have turned into new friends. Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoirePaperBagText":"Paper Bag",
"headArmoirePaperBagNotes":"This bag is a hilarious but surprisingly protective helm (don't worry, we know you look good under there!). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireBigWigText":"Big Wig",
"headArmoireBigWigNotes":"Some powdered wigs are for looking more authoritative, but this one is just for laughs! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"headArmoireGlassblowersHatNotes":"This hat mainly just looks good with your other protective glassblowing gear! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 3 of 4).",
"headArmoirePiraticalPrincessHeaddressNotes":"Fancy buccaneers are known for their fancy headwear! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 1 of 4).",
"shieldSpecialTakeThisNotes":"This shield was earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"shieldSpecialMammothRiderHornNotes":"One blow on this mighty rose quartz horn and you'll summon powerful magical forces. Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"shieldSpecialRoguishRainbowMessageNotes":"This sparkly envelope contains messages of encouragement from Habiticans, and a touch of magic to help speed your deliveries! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"shieldSpecialLootBagText":"Loot Bag",
"shieldSpecialLootBagNotes":"This bag is ideal for storing all the goodies you've stealthily removed from unsuspecting Tasks! Increases Strength by <%= str %>.",
"shieldSpecialWintryMirrorText":"Wintry Mirror",
"shieldSpecialWintryMirrorNotes":"How else to best admire your wintry look? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>.",
"shieldSpecialWakizashiText":"Wakizashi",
"shieldSpecialWakizashiNotes":"This short sword is perfect for close-quarters battles with your Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>.",
"shieldSpecialSpringRogueNotes":"Great for scaling tall buildings, and also for shredding carpets. Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"This shield never cracks, no matter how hard you hit it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpringHealerNotes":"Lets out an obnoxious, continuous squeak when bitten, driving enemies away. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerRogueNotes":"Avast! You'll make those Dailies walk the plank! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerWarriorNotes":"This shield, made from the wood of wrecked ships, can deter even the stormiest Dailies. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummerHealerNotes":"No one will dare to attack the coral reef when faced with this shiny shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallRogueNotes":"Dispatches undead. Also grants a bonus against werewolves, because you can never be too careful. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFallHealerNotes":"This glittery shield was found in an ancient tomb. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015RogueNotes":"You truly, definitely, absolutely just picked these up off of the ground. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2015WarriorNotes":"This seemingly-sugary shield is actually made of nutritious, gelatinous vegetables. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2014-2015 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"Don't let the sound fool you - these explosives pack a punch. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"Hurl it at your enemies.... or just hold it, because it will fill up with yummy kibble at dinnertime. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"You can rest your head on this soft pillow, or you can wrestle it with your fearsome claws. Rawr! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015RogueNotes":"This relative of fire coral has the ability to propel its venom through the water. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015WarriorNotes":"Crafted of deep-ocean metal by the artisans of Dilatory, this shield shines like the sand and the sea. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2015HealerNotes":"Use this shield to bash away bilge rats. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015RogueNotes":"Fearsome To-Dos cower before the flapping of this ax. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015WarriorNotes":"It's true that you're supposed to be SCARING the crows, but there's nothing wrong with making friends! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2015HealerNotes":"This stick can stir anything without melting, dissolving, or bursting into flame! It can also be used to fiercely poke enemy tasks. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016WarriorNotes":"Use this sled to block attacks, or ride it triumphantly into battle! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2016HealerNotes":"Open it open it open it open it open it open it!!!!!!!!! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2015-2016 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"You've mastered the ball, the club, and the knife. Now you advance to juggling fire! Awoo! Increases Strength <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"You braved fiendish traps to procure this defense-boosting food. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"The April Fool claims this little shield will block Shiny Seeds. Don't believe him. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016RogueNotes":"Anyone who battles you is in for a shocking surprise... Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016WarriorNotes":"Bite those tough tasks with this toothy shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerText":"Sea Star Shield",
"shieldSpecialSummer2016HealerNotes":"Sometimes mistakenly called a Starfish Shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2016WarriorNotes":"Defend against Dailies with these writhing roots! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2016HealerNotes":"Don't admire your own reflection in this. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017RogueNotes":"This axe is great for attack, defense, and ice-climbing! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017WarriorNotes":"Made from a giant hockey puck, this shield can stand up to quite a beating. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2017HealerNotes":"This fibrous armament will help protect you from even the sourest of tasks! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2016-2017 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017RogueNotes":"These blades will make quick work of tasks, but also are handy for slicing vegetables! Yum! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"Every fiber of this shield is woven with protective spells! Try not to play with it (too much). Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2017HealerNotes":"Protective and also handy for holding your many healing herbs and accoutrements. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2017WarriorNotes":"This shell that you just found is both decorative AND defensive! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2017HealerNotes":"This magical oyster constantly generates pearls as well as protection. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2017WarriorNotes":"This candy shield has mighty protective powers, so try not to nibble on it! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialFall2017HealerText":"Haunted Orb",
"shieldSpecialFall2017HealerNotes":"This orb occasionally screeches. We're sorry, we're not sure why. But it sure looks nifty! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017 Autumn Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018RogueNotes":"Perfect for climbing walls or distracting your foes with sweet, sweet candy. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorText":"Magic Gift Bag",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018WarriorNotes":"Just about any useful thing you need can be found in this sack, if you know the right magic words to whisper. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialWinter2018HealerNotes":"What's that sound? The sound of warmth and cheer for all to hear! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2017-2018 Winter Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorText":"Shield of the Morning",
"shieldSpecialSpring2018WarriorNotes":"This sturdy shield glows with the glory of first light. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSpring2018HealerNotes":"Despite its fancy appearance, this garnet shield is quite durable! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Spring Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2018WarriorNotes":"Fashioned from stone, this fearsome skull-styled shield strikes fear into fish foes while rallying your Skeleton pets and mounts. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"shieldSpecialSummer2018HealerNotes":"This shield can produce a dome of air for the benefit of land-dwelling visitors to your watery realm. Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Limited Edition 2018 Summer Gear.",
"shieldMystery201708Notes":"This rugged shield of molten rock protects you from bad Habits but won't singe your hands. Confers no benefit. August 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"shieldMystery201802Notes":"Although it may look like brittle candy, this shield is resistant to even the strongest Shattering Heartbreak attacks! Confers no benefit. February 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"shieldArmoireGladiatorShieldNotes":"To be a gladiator you must.... eh, whatever, just bash them with your shield. Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Gladiator Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireMidnightShieldNotes":"This shield is most powerful at the stroke of midnight! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireRoyalCaneNotes":"Hooray for the ruler, worthy of song! Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Royal Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireDragonTamerShieldNotes":"Distract enemies with this dragon-shaped shield. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Dragon Tamer Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireMysticLampNotes":"Light the darkest caves with this mystic lamp! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireFloralBouquetText":"Bouquet o' Flowers",
"shieldArmoireFloralBouquetNotes":"Not much help in battle, but aren't they beautiful? Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireSandyBucketNotes":"Good for storing all that Gold that you'll earn from completing tasks! Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Seaside Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoirePerchingFalconNotes":"A falcon friend perches on your arm, prepared to swoop at your enemies. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Falconer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireRamHornShieldNotes":"Ram this shield into opposing Dailies! Increases Constitution and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Ram Barbarian Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireRedRoseNotes":"This deep red rose smells enchanting. It will also sharpen your understanding. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireMushroomDruidShieldNotes":"Though made from a mushroom, there's nothing mushy about this tough shield! Increases Constitution by <%= con %> and Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Mushroom Druid Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireFestivalParasolNotes":"This lightweight parasol will shield you from the glare--whether it's from the sun or from dark red Dailies! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Festival Attire Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireVikingShieldText":"Viking Shield",
"shieldArmoireVikingShieldNotes":"This sturdy shield of wood and hide can stand up to the most daunting of foes. Increases Perception by <%= per %> and Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Viking Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireSwanFeatherFanNotes":"Use this fan to accentuate your movement as you dance like a graceful swan. Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Swan Dancer Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireGoldenBatonText":"Golden Baton",
"shieldArmoireGoldenBatonNotes":"When you dance into battle waving this baton to the beat, you are unstoppable! Increases Intelligence and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"shieldArmoireAntiProcrastinationShieldNotes":"This strong steel shield will help you block distractions when they approach! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: Anti-Procrastination Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireHorseshoeNotes":"Help protect the feet of your hooved mounts with this iron shoe. Increases Constitution, Perception, and Strength by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Farrier Set (Item 3 of 3)",
"shieldArmoireHandmadeCandlestickNotes":"Your fine wax wares provide light and warmth to grateful Habiticans! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Candlestick Maker Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireWeaversShuttleNotes":"This tool passes your weft thread through the warp to make cloth! Increases Intelligence by <%= int %> and Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Weaver Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsText":"Shield of Diamonds",
"shieldArmoireShieldOfDiamondsNotes":"This radiant shield not only provides protection, it empowers you with endurance! Increases Constitution by <%= con %>. Enchanted Armoire: King of Diamonds Set (Item 4 of 4).",
"shieldArmoireFlutteryFanText":"Fluttery Fan",
"shieldArmoireFlutteryFanNotes":"On a hot day, there's nothing quite like a fancy fan to help you look and feel cool. Increases Constitution, Intelligence, and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Fluttery Frock Set (Item 4 of 4).",
"shieldArmoireFancyShoeNotes":"A very special shoe you're working on. It's fit for royalty! Increases Intelligence and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Cobbler Set (Item 3 of 3).",
"shieldArmoireFancyBlownGlassVaseNotes":"What a fancy vase you've made! What will you put inside? Increases Intelligence by <%= int %>. Enchanted Armoire: Glassblower Set (Item 4 of 4).",
"shieldArmoirePiraticalSkullShieldNotes":"This enchanted shield will whisper the secret locations of your enemies' treasures- listen closely! Increases Perception and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Piratical Princess Set (Item 4 of 4).",
"backMystery201702Notes":"A swoosh of this cape, and all near you will be swept off their feet by your charm! Confers no benefit. February 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201704Text":"Fairytale Wings",
"backMystery201704Notes":"These shimmering wings will carry you anywhere, even the hidden realms ruled by magical creatures. Confers no benefit. April 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201706Notes":"The sight of this Jolly Roger-emblazoned flag fills any To-Do or Daily with dread! Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201709Notes":"Learning magic takes a lot of reading, but you're sure to enjoy your studies! Confers no benefit. September 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201801Notes":"They may look as delicate as snowflakes, but these enchanted wings can carry you anywhere you wish! Confers no benefit. January 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201803Notes":"These bright and shiny wings will carry you through soft spring breezes and across lily ponds with ease. Confers no benefit. March 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201804Notes":"Sure, it helps you balance while you jump on branches, but the most important thing is MAXIMUM FLUFF. Confers no benefit. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"backMystery201805Notes":"This gorgeous feathery tail is perfect for a strut down a lovely garden path! Confers no benefit. May 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"backSpecialTakeThisNotes":"These wings were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"bodySpecialTakeThisNotes":"These pauldrons were earned by participating in a sponsored Challenge made by Take This. Congratulations! Increases all Stats by <%= attrs %>.",
"bodySpecialSummerMageNotes":"Neither salt water nor fresh water can tarnish this metallic capelet. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Summer Gear.",
"bodyMystery201705Notes":"These folded wings don't just look snazzy: they will give you the speed and agility of a gryphon! Confers no benefit. May 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"bodyMystery201706Text":"Ragged Corsair's Cloak",
"bodyMystery201706Notes":"This cloak has secret pockets to hide all the Gold you loot from your Tasks. Confers no benefit. June 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"bodyArmoireCozyScarfNotes":"This fine scarf will keep you warm as you go about your wintry business. Increases Constitution and Perception by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Lamplighter's Set (Item 4 of 4).",
"headAccessorySpecialSpringWarriorNotes":"Bunny ears that keenly detect every crunch of a carrot. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2014 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015RogueNotes":"These ears steel themselves against the sound of explosions. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorText":"Purple Dog Ears",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015WarriorNotes":"They are purple. They are dog ears. Do not waste your time with further foolishness. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015MageNotes":"These ears listen keenly, in case somewhere a magician is revealing secrets. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2015HealerNotes":"These cute kitty ears will make others green with envy. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2015 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueText":"Green Dog Ears",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016RogueNotes":"With these, you can keep track of tricky Mages even if they turn invisible! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016WarriorNotes":"To better hear your theme song across clamorous battlefields. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016MageNotes":"These sharp ears can detect the minute hum of ambient Mana, or the muted footfalls of a Rogue. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2016HealerNotes":"They stand like flags above the fray, letting others know where to run for help. Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2016 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017WarriorNotes":"These ears can hear a bag of kitty treats open even in the din of battle! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageText":"Teal Dog Ears",
"headAccessorySpecialSpring2017MageNotes":"You can hear the magic in the air! Confers no benefit. Limited Edition 2017 Spring Gear.",
"headAccessoryMystery201804Notes":"These fuzzy sound-catchers will ensure you never miss the rustle of a leaf or the sound of an acorn falling! Confers no benefit. April 2018 Subscriber Item.",
"headAccessoryMystery301405Notes":"\"Goggles are for your eyes,\" they said. \"Nobody wants goggles that you can only wear on your head,\" they said. Hah! You sure showed them! Confers no benefit. August 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"headAccessoryArmoireComicalArrowNotes":"This whimsical item sure is good for a laugh! Increases Strength by <%= str %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
"eyewearMystery201701Notes":"These sunglasses will protect your eyes from harmful rays and will look stylish no matter where you find yourself in time! Confers no benefit. January 2017 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301404Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a pair of goggles - except, perhaps, for a monocle. Confers no benefit. April 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301405Notes":"No eyewear could be fancier than a monocle - except, perhaps, for a pair of goggles. Confers no benefit. July 3015 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearMystery301703Notes":"Perfect for a fancy masquerade or for stealthily moving through a particularly well-dressed crowd. Confers no benefit. March 3017 Subscriber Item.",
"eyewearArmoirePlagueDoctorMaskNotes":"An authentic mask worn by the doctors who battle the Plague of Procrastination. Increases Constitution and Intelligence by <%= attrs %> each. Enchanted Armoire: Plague Doctor Set (Item 2 of 3).",
"eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesText":"Goofy Glasses",
"eyewearArmoireGoofyGlassesNotes":"Perfect for going incognito or just making your partymates giggle. Increases Perception by <%= per %>. Enchanted Armoire: Independent Item.",
